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Toby, you know it's your dad's special
birthday surprise this weekend.
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Yeah, Mum. So I need you to focus and
concentrate so we can make it a big
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Toby, are you listening?
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Yeah, Mum.
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Toby, you're not listening.
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Yeah, Mum. Toby, concentrate!
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Mum, for the 15th time, I know to take
Dad to Tony's and bring him back at 8 o
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'clock for the surprise.
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Are you sure he's not going to figure
out our plan?
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This is your dad we're talking about. He
won't figure out anything.
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Just tell him it's free food.
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Put everything away.
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Hi,
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Dad. Hello, my darling.
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Something is going on here. Why is
everyone so happy to see me?
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Nothing is going on. Can't we just
appreciate the man of the house? Well,
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something smells fishy.
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Aha!
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So you guys thought you could hide
another surprise birthday party from me,
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Toby, silly boy. I told you to hide the
decorations.
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Sure they didn't charge the decorations.
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Shut up, Toby.
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Well, well, calm down, guys. This year
I'm not going to have a birthday party.
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Yes. This year, I am going to do
something extraordinary and elaborate.
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What is it?
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This year, I'm going to play golf.
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Golf?
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Golf. What do you know about golf?
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Dad, do you even know how to play golf?
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Yeah, this will be like all the other
times. You took things up and you never
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followed them through.
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What didn't I follow through? Tell me.
Tell me.
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What about the time you set up the
neighbourhood watch meetings and you
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go to a single one? How can I cancel my
work to attend neighbourhood meetings?
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Are they paying me?
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Dad, remember the time you signed up to
be a referee for the church's youth
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football match?
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How can you expect a man of my age to be
running up and down the football pitch,
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chasing you young people in that cold?
That's nonsense.
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What about your Ph .D.? Oh, gladi.
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Must you always be a messenger of the
past, eh? I know that one day I will
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surely be there.
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And you will be calling me Dr.
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Bayo.
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P -H -D -M -A.
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As Obama says.
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Where there is great men, there is great
opposition.
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It's because of that Obama book you've
been reading all month. That's why you
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want to start playing golf. Of course.
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Chapter 8 of the book says that Obama
started his campaign on the golf course
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due to the wealthy individuals he met
there.
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And God knows I need my own financial
backing.
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Golf is for rich people.
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You can't afford it. You can't even
afford the hats they wear. Or the tea
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drink. You don't know your father.
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You don't know your father.
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I'm very rich.
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Very rich.
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Rich with what? Because we ain't talking
about money. My friend, shut up. Stop
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talking nonsense.
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Okay, Dad.
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But really, how are you going to afford
it?
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Well, I have been saving these coupons
from the Metro newspaper.
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And for one day only.
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They're offering a one -day course at
the prestigious Windsor Club, where the
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royals play.
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Oh, my God, we're going to play golf
with the royal family.
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Oh, my God, I'm going to get to meet
Prince Harry.
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That's the ginger one, right?
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The one that went to Vegas?
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Shut up.
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Talking about me, not you.
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Let's all go. Let's make it a family day
out. Oh, no, Gladys, this is a special
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offer. I only have one ticket.
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Nikki, it's been ages since we last
spoke at Unilag. I know.
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We used to have such a good time on
campus.
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But, Tunke, it's weird how I never
remember you graduating.
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Of course I did.
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It was the class of 1980.
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What year?
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See, please, see.
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I'm choking. Are you okay?
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Yes.
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Enough about me now.
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I hear you're doing very well for
yourself.
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MD of a bank.
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Yes. Master's in business and economics.
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Don't forget the master's in
archaeology.
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And I hear you have found yourself a
very successful, big, rich lawyer.
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He's not just any lawyer. He is the
lawyer to the former governor of Lagos
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State. Ah, man, well done, man.
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Well done.
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Give me five, man.
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But, Funke, I hear through the grapevine
that you are staying
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here with the Adebanjos.
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Living here?
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With the Adebanjos?
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No.
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I'm just staying here till my luxury
penthouse in Chelsea is being renovated.
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A little bit cramped, but we must
manage.
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And what are you doing for work? Are you
still catering for weddings?
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Nicky.
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Look, I'll have you know that I own my
own establishment of high delicacies
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around London.
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That's amazing.
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Yes. It is.
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And your marriage settle?
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Look, I'm too busy for that.
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When you run a chain of restaurants, you
don't have time. I have no time.
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Okay. You must let me come down to one
of your establishments before I fly out.
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No. We are very busy.
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This is not even the right time of the
year. Nonsense.
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It definitely makes sense.
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I know.
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We are very busy. We don't have time for
visitors.
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Okay. It's a restaurant.
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We are closed.
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Isn't that us?
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We can have a nice meal with just the
two of us. No, no. I always like to eat
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exclusively myself.
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No.
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Look, I will take you somewhere else. I
insist.
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I will come down to your place this
weekend and that's that.
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No, Pastor Michael.
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There will be no jollof rice.
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No gizzard.
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No puff puff.
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Yes, I'm sure it's definitely been
cancelled.
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Why don't you understand? It's
cancelled. That means there's no food.
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What is wrong with everyone today?
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That's the sixth person I've had to
inform.
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I didn't realise your dad was so
popular.
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Mum, dad ain't popular.
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Your food is popular.
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My sweet potato. Check me out.
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The new, improved,
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and distinguished Lord of the Manor, a
.k .a. Bayo.
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Dad,
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you're looking on point.
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Hold on. Dad, is that a designer top?
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You know your father has to dress to
match with the aristocrat.
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Oh, check out these golf clubs.
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They're thick. Only the latest and the
best.
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Dad, you left the tag on.
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400 pounds for a golf club.
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And £150 for a hat.
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Bayo, when you told me to cancel your
birthday party, I accepted.
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But for you to spend all this money,
money we don't have, on clubs and one
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shirt. This is madness. I can't accept
it.
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Gladdy, you know me better than that.
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Why do you think the tags are still on?
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I'll just wear them for one day and
return them.
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Bayo, you're such a calamity.
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Happy birthday, Bayo.
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Are you sure you don't want me to cook
something for you?
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Gladie, for the twelfth time I've told
you I'm going to Windsor.
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By the time I get back, it will be too
late for any celebrations.
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So let me pack some pounded jam, a
goosey soup with crayfish and broccolato
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you can share with your friends in
Windsor.
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Gladie, are you trying to embarrass me?
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This is the Royal Windsor Club.
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Where Prince Harry and William are
nibbling on crumpets and tea.
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You want me to go there and open my
container stinking of fish and stew and
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broccotto? So when you are licking your
fingers at home, you don't have a
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problem with fish stew, but now it is
stinking.
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I know, but this is the royal way, sir.
With the royals.
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You want me to go there and start
advertising to everybody that I am a
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Nigerian man?
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You have really lost your mind. In fact,
I should come there with you. I'll show
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them what real good food tastes like.
You see, Gladys, this is why I'm telling
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you to stay at home.
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You want to embarrass me.
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You just don't fit into this type of
class.
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Me, embarrass you?
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Never lie, lie.
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Bayo, all this golf madness has gone
straight to your head, which has made
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think you're better than everyone else.
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But, Gladys, I'm just trying to make a
point.
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Points call, points need. And with that
attitude, this is the last time you'll
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be tasting my food. And when you come
back from Windsor tonight, you'll be
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sleeping on this couch alone, by
yourself. So no beddy celebration.
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Hello?
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Yes, this is Bayo Adebanjo, a .k .a.
Bayo Woods.
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Yes, just calling to let you know that
I'm on my way to Windsor. Yes, I will be
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there shortly.
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What do you mean there is a problem with
my applications?
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You are not taking residents from the
Peckham area? What is wrong with
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The people from Peckham do not fit into
the esteem of your club?
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What rubbish, my friend.
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Let me speak to your manager.
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Put your...
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You are the manager.
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Okay, let me speak to your CEO.
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Yes, your CEO.
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Hello? Hello?
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Hello?
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No, man, Tony. Tell Funky to make me
some of that pepper soup me like.
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I'll be back to pick it up later.
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No problem, Brett. We ain't anything you
want.
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Respect, Tony. You're the big man.
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Respect.
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What's happening, Funke? Have you got
another job as a manager?
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Oh, no, Tony.
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Big boss.
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Big boss, big boss.
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I really need a very big favour from
you.
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What do you want, an advance on your
paycheck?
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No.
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A month off to visit your family in
Nigeria?
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No. I know what it is. You want to use
the cash for your side catering
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Maybe, but not this time.
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Look.
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I need you to upgrade me to the CEO of
this cafe.
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Immediately. What do you mean CEO?
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Are you mad?
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Look,
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a friend of mine is coming in from
Nigeria.
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I may have told her that I'm the owner
of this cafe.
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You're making me laugh.
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Why would you say such a silly thing?
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Look, in Nigerian culture, it's all
about status.
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Look, she's a big -time banker in Lagos.
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How can I tell her that I'm a cooking
assistant or kitchen assistant?
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No, I can't.
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I'm sorry, Funky. I can't help you out.
You're on your own on this one.
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Please, Tony, you have to help me.
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Absolutely not. No way, Funky.
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go off sick or be suffering from
depression when she disgraces me.
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Oh, no, please.
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You have to help me, Tony.
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Look, I'll do anything.
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Ah. Anything?
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Anything. Oh, so you're coming on
Saturday to do extra hours?
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Yes. You'll open the cafe on Sunday?
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Yes, sure.
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No, no time.
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You know how long it takes to look fine
like this.
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Look.
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I'll cook you your favourite meat for a
month.
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And deliver it to my door?
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Yes.
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One day, eh?
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All right, for one day only. And make
sure that my steak pie is done exactly
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I want it.
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You got it.
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Thank you, Tony.
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Now, in light of the recent development,
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I think I will do this.
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Ah, Gladie.
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Gladie.
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Gladie. In light of what you have said,
I am willing to forfeit my prestigious
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golf trip.
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Spend some time with you and the family.
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Don't even try it.
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I heard you shouting earlier.
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It seems as if you are not good enough
to fit into the golf club yourself.
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Well, I just want to spend some time
with my beautiful wife. Don't even try
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me, Bayo. I am going to my own prayer
group with my own friends who are not
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fake, who appreciate me for who I am.
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But, Gladys, it's my birthday today.
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Well, I am leaving you alone.
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To think about the choices you have
made. With no birthday celebration.
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Gladys?
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Oh, Funke.
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What a charming little establishment,
eh? We are trying, you know.
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That is my sandwich servant.
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She means head waiter.
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Oh, don't mind it. He talks too much.
Too much drama.
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Look, go and make some sandwiches.
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Pronto. Quick.
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Go on. What a lovely decor. It reminds
me of a place me and Wale went to when
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were in Italy.
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I go to Italy?
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Ah. Oh, yes. For inspiration.
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Really? Where do you stay?
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Somewhere near Eiffel Tower.
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but isn't that enough forget about that
one come and sit down i
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will give you some of our special
delicacies tony the olives
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You make my pepper soup for me?
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Funke, my favorite cook in the world.
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Cook? My face? Shut up! Who is your
cook?
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You are cranny and right now my belly
rumbling.
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Did you get me cooked pepper soup yet?
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How about you get to the kitchen?
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Hey, sister.
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I'll see you in a minute. Excuse me.
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How dare you talk to me, the CEO of this
establishment like that?
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Just get out, you.
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What's wrong with you? You can't talk to
Levi like that. He's one of our most
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regular customers.
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As the CEO of this cafe, I can do as I
please.
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Now you get back to work, but from your
boss.
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How can you question your boss like
that?
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I love it when a woman takes charge.
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Oh, yes, of course, now.
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Ah, Bayo, how are you? And happy
birthday.
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Thank you, Jerry.
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At least somebody remembered.
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Happy birthday to me.
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Oh, happy birthday to me.
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Happy birthday to me, me.
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Happy birthday to me.
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Bayo, what are you doing here? I thought
you'd be playing golf with the Royals
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at Windsor. So did I.
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Glad you told me she had a big surprise
planned. I was even going to bake a
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cake. Tony, I messed up.
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I messed up.
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Just to fit in with those posh, pompous
people at Windsor. I disregarded my
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whole family.
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Now look at me. All alone in a cafe when
I could be eating jollof rice, fresh
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fish, enjoying at home.
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Tony!
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Will you stop the talking and give us
some more Ultimals?
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Tony.
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What's wrong with this woman?
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Bayo, don't worry about it, mate.
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Tony!
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Service, please!
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I know she's big, but she's getting a
bit too big for her boots. Bayo, you
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understand. It's actually... No, no, no,
no. I understand everything.
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Tony, I will not allow you to be
disrespected anymore.
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Funke?
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Funke?
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If you love yourself, please.
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And you love your job. Show your boss,
Tony, some more respect. I mean, who do
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you think you are?
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Bio.
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Believe.
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But out.
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Excuse me. You cannot talk to the CEO of
this establishment like this. Show some
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respect.
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Sandwich boy, Joe. Kick him out.
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CEO?
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Sandwich boy?
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Respect?
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Respect yourself.
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So you have been lying that you are the
CEO of this cafe when you are just a
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waitress.
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Come on, waitress. Ah, a waitress?
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Funke, why did you make up all of these
stories?
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Yes, Funke. Oya, explain.
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I had to.
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When a big girl like you coming from
Nigeria with your big banking job,
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Your lawyer husband, who was working
with the former governor of Likor State.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Isn't that lawyer Ashego?
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Yes, he is.
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Isn't he bankrupt?
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I was reading the Nigerian watch that he
lost all his fortune on a big deal on
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the stock market. Thank you, Mr.
Loudspeaker.
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D .K., what is this?
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Nothing. Just some small issues.
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Small issues?
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Big issues.
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He lost his business, his home, his...
Okay, okay.
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Okay, I may have stretched the truth a
little myself.
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Things are not so rosy in Lagos.
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What do you mean?
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Bayo, disappear.
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Well, since my husband squandered our
finances on that dodgy deal, I was so
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desperate for work.
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So my bank job in Lagos is maybe not so
much a bank manager,
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maybe a bank clerk.
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Bank clerk?
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A common bank clerk.
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And my husband's job with the governor
ended five years ago. Until then, he has
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been unemployed.
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We are still believing and praying to
God that he will give him some work.
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Wow!
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I can't believe it. In Nigeria,
impression is everything.
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We are right there, sister.
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We have to fake it to make it.
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Bloody? Yes?
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yeah definitely hmm okay i will do that
all right
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okay okay bye bye
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why
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are the lights switched off i hope i pay
this electricity bill
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We did it all for you. Oh, my potato.
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You did this for me?
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Oh, lovely.
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I'm sorry for everything I said. I have
come to realize that family is the most
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important thing. And being yourself.
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And on a day like this, I cannot think
of more important people to celebrate my
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birthday with.
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And I've also got a surprise for you. My
favorite musician, Ayong Bifan!
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Ayong Bifan!
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