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Gladie, where is my malt?
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I need some malt to attack this last
piece of chicken.
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Toby?
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Sade?
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Baby,
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you just wait right there.
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Don't move a finger -licking muscle.
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I catch it.
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Yes. I know we are still friends.
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But your wife died two years ago.
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Must you stay single forever?
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You are single.
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And I'm single.
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I just want to mingle.
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You need a strong, strong woman to move
in with you in your five -bedroom house.
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No, I can't.
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Later.
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is that my chicken
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Totally unacceptable.
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You, this non -paying lodger, you have
the audacity, the effrontery, to eat my
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special recipe flavored, spicy, tender
chicken.
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What do you have to say for yourself?
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Still eating.
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Nearly eating.
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My chicken.
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Utterly disgraceful.
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Ah, dog.
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Oh, dog, dog. Give me the mug. Let me
juice it to wash down the chicken.
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Down my belly.
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God bless you.
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My friend, you have clearly crossed the
line. You have crossed the line.
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Thank you.
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This is the last that I am taking from
you. The last.
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Fresh. That was what I needed to wash
this dry chicken down my belly.
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Do you know how much that belly is
costing me? It's like a bottomless pit.
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Silence yourself.
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What do you mean? Look, I can't take all
this insult.
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What's wrong with you?
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What is this?
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Have you seen your own belly? Have you
seen your belly that you are talking?
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Unbelievable. First of all, you eat my
chicken.
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Then you drink my malt. Now you have the
guts to compare my own belly to your
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own belly.
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Wonders will never cease.
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You have clearly insulted me enough.
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Today, today, today, we are deporting
you from this house.
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Deport? Yes, deportation.
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Deportation. I'll be something to worry
you. Are you UK brother first? Are you
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UK brother first?
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Do you think you are the only one with a
house?
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Where my brother has a five bedroom
mansion.
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Yes. So, pack your load and leave me in
peace.
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Just because I'm managing with you in
this tiny three -bedroom house in
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Faircombe.
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Do you think you're desperate?
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Carry go.
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Carry go. I will go. I am.
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If I had a pound for every time you said
you were leaving, I would now be a
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millionaire living in Banana Island.
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You don't have a pound.
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Let alone a pound.
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I am living. Enough is enough.
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I can't take any of this or nothing.
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Oh, thank you. Thank you, Lord, for
answering prayers.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Mom,
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my belly is talking.
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Do you have any food?
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And what did you cook today, Toby?
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Mom, I'm dying.
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You will not die in Jesus name.
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Okay?
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It's almost ready.
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You said that four hours ago.
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God, deliver my children from laziness.
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Instead of you guys to offer me some
help, all you do is moan and then you
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Yeah, what else are we supposed to do in
a kitchen?
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I can't take this anymore.
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I might have a sandwich.
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Mum, why does the bottle look like a
guilty stew?
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Because it's my guilty stew container.
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Okay.
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Something light then.
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Ice cream.
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Why does it look like beans?
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Because it's my beans container.
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Why do you have so many containers with
none of the right foods in? Ask me that
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silly question when you start buying me
containers for my food, my friend.
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Dying. Look, you are that desperate.
Come and help me cook the food. Mum, you
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know we don't know how to cook.
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Speak for yourself.
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I can make a mean beans on tights.
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I am fed up of you two not knowing how
to cook.
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From today onwards, you are learning how
to cook authentic Nigerian food.
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Nigerian food?
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Auntie Funke, are you sure about this?
You don't have to leave.
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You are family.
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This is as much your home as it is ours.
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Ours? It's mine.
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Does she pay the bills?
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Does she pay the mortgage?
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Is it her name on the title deed? No, it
is mine.
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Sorry, Gladie. Our house.
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You know, Gladie, I just have to follow
my heart.
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I think you should stay. My sister...
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I know you are in love, but it's all
very sudden.
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But I've known Kuni long enough to know
that he's serious about this one.
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Why don't you just take your time? Don't
rush it.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Don't listen to her. Please, rush.
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Rush!
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Look, I think it's time to move on to
bigger and better things.
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This house is just too small for all of
us.
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Okay, if you're sure.
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Of course she's sure.
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Okay, I'll pack you a cooler to go.
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Cooler.
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There's no time for doubts, okay?
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I'm going to go and get the car ready.
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Yes.
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Funke has to move on to better things.
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Oh, coconut drops. My sugar plum honey.
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Sweetheart. I'm on my way.
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Eh?
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Who are you?
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I want to speak with Kulejo.
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Shindakwa.
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Eh?
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Three kids.
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Baby mother.
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Eh?
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Who? You are looking for him for... for
child support but he didn't tell
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me he has any kids at all oh he sleeps
on your couch
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oh my god what
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am i going to do now what am
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i going to do about this baby mother
drama the car is ready let's go let's go
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Is that my chicken again Look
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I need energy from the chicken
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leg for my only
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It's medicinal.
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The moment you can hop on that big foot,
you
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are hopping out of here.
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Can't you just leave me in peace?
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The sight of you is increasing my
illness.
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What's up, family?
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Yo, yo.
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Yo, Sade.
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You are looking finger -licking good.
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Almost as good as Auntie's jello fries
and chicken.
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Kevin, you end your lip. I'll grow.
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I don't mind.
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As long as these lips can kiss you.
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Me? Go for big.
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One day.
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One day.
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Yo, auntie, you cooking jello fries?
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How did you know that?
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Everybody knows that these are the
ingredients for Nigeria's favourite rice
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dish.
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But wait, something's missing.
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Well, auntie, where's the maggie for the
extra flavour?
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Wow, Kevin, I'm impressed.
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Toby and Sadie used to be learning how
to cook Nigerian food from Kevin.
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So what are we eating?
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Me, Sadie and Toby are cooking.
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These guys can't cook. I know.
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Thanks for the support, mum.
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Am I not trying to teach you how to cook
the basic Nigerian food?
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I could cook better Nigerian food than
you two with my eyes shut.
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Shut up, Kevin.
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I know you can't. Yeah, fam.
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Don't get carried away.
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Just because you're always munching on
my mum's food doesn't mean you can cook
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Nigerian food.
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I mean, we are actually Nigerian.
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Look here, you don't have to be
Nigerian.
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Your dad speaks better English than my
dad.
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And my dad's English.
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You're having a laugh if you think you
can cook jollof rice and chicken.
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I can definitely cook better than the
both of you.
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Whatever.
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Y 'all think you can cook better than
me?
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In our sleep.
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You're no competition.
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Okay. Okay.
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Your auntie.
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Auntie.
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Auntie. I'll make my dish. They can make
their dish. And you decide which is the
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best dish.
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But auntie, no favourites.
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Strictly on the food. Hmm.
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So I will be the Simon Cowell of
Nigerian dishes.
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Okay, let the games begin.
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I don't know. So, are we playing for
your MTA -type games? No. Your PSP? No.
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Your airmatches? No.
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Has to be something more valuable than
that.
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What?
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A kiss.
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With Sade.
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For ten seconds with no breaks.
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Deal. No way. Never. Ever. Ever.
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Ever.
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Somebody afraid?
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Afraid that I might get fleas if you
come too close to my face.
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Don't worry, sis. Because we are not
losing.
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If you lose, I want your PSP.
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And I want my shoes cleaned every day
for two weeks.
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Okay. Deal. Deal. Deal. But Sade.
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You better get that lipgloss ready for
me, baby girl.
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Mr. Attibanjo, I am terribly sorry to
hear about the incident involving your
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sister. My dearest sister, Funky.
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Funky.
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Tell me how the accident occurred.
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Look, as I was packing my suitcase,
after Bayo kicked me out...
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Look, can't you see that she's in too
much pain to talk? It's simple. She fell
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outside. I can answer any questions that
you need.
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It is rooting for me to check up on the
leg myself.
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I'm not a doctor, but...
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I can see that you're in severe pain.
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Ah.
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Mr. Adebanjo.
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Yes. I mean, the facts are all clear, so
I would like to go ahead and write you
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a check myself. Yes!
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Yes, thank you. Thank you very much.
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OK.
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How does this figure look? Ah, chicken
change.
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I'm sure you can do better than that.
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And how does this look? Ah, my brother.
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It is very expensive to look after my
dear sister.
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This money will cover her food bill
alone.
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I beg.
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Add another zero.
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Okay, Tim.
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Are you ready?
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Yeah. Let's do this. It's so going down.
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Dream on.
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Okay, here are all your ingredients.
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So, ready?
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Sade, you do realise when your mum boils
rice, she doesn't use the kettle.
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Sorry.
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I've still got this one.
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Sorry.
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I know this is difficult, but allow the
tears, man.
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You can't show any signs of weakness.
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I'm not crying.
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It's just that these onions.
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How do you cut them?
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You should probably use the right side
of the knife.
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So how are you guys getting on?
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Fine, man.
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Kevin, you haven't even started cooking.
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Is the laptop going to cook the food for
you?
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No, but I'm using this website where I
show you step -by -step on how to cook
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Nigerian food.
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It even shows you videos.
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Ah, technology this day.
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Very clever. Shadi, have you seen this?
Let me see. Get your own research.
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Give me that. No, mate.
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Honestly, for my own personal safety,
I'm going to make my dish at home.
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You two be afraid.
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So, your check will be clear in the next
five days.
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Don't you have any express, Fabian?
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Fatty Banjo, don't push your luck now.
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Thank you. I trust that very soon you'll
be a very happy man.
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Bye, Mr.
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Thompson.
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After all the misery that you have
caused me in this house, mansion house
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Letty, here I come.
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Mercedes Benz, here I come.
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Bye, you.
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Have you forgotten something?
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Forgot what?
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Ah, yes.
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42 -inch HD plasma screen.
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Here I come.
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Have you forgotten that that is my
money?
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My money. No sense, my friend. Please,
just sit down and mind your business.
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This is my money.
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Sit where?
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Sit where, Joe?
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Don't give me my money. So your leg is
okay?
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Look, there is nothing wrong with my
leg.
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But if you don't give me my money...
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There will be something seriously wrong
with your head. You may not want me to
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break this.
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Break the, break the thing.
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Yeah, my uncle.
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You are a faker.
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Pretending to injure your leg when you
hadn't.
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And what about you, Mr. Faker?
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Claiming to be innocent with that
insurance scam.
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00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:40,030
Okay. I can't believe you made up all
this story so you could stay when I
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already said you could anyway.
294
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Oh, Gladys, you have to understand.
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A woman has got to do what a woman has
got to do.
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00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:51,570
But we wouldn't have forced you out.
Speak for yourself.
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I would have forced her out.
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And you, I can't believe you wanted to
use my sister for a fake compensation
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claim. No, it's not fake.
300
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,380
How am I supposed to know she'll be
lying to us, abusing my good nature?
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He just wanted to use me.
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00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:14,420
He hasn't been this nice to me for the
past five years, only because of money.
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It would have been a small payback for
all the grief you have caused me all
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these years.
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I'm so sorry.
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But anyway, I know you're going to feel
better with the children's dish.
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All right. So all we have to do is
choose the best one. Okay, my dear.
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Sajay, Tobi, Kevin.
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Dish number one please.
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Presenting... The most authentic,
tantalising
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and organic Nigerian dish.
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going to eat or going to Vestak
festival.
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Which one?
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00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:16,690
Anyway.
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00:21:18,530 --> 00:21:19,530
Looks good.
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00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:45,820
Is this rice made of lead? You want to
break my teeth with it?
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00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:47,480
What kind of food is this?
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00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:49,060
It's not Nigerian stew.
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It's Indian.
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00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,660
You have to provide them with some home
training.
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00:21:58,140 --> 00:22:02,000
Especially this Shadi. Would she be
giving her husband this sort of food?
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00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,780
Where did you get this recipe from?
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00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,560
Some website about Benin recipes.
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00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:09,880
Or was it Bengali?
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00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,020
Bengali? As in Indian?
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00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:14,580
You muppet!
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00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,280
You cannot follow recipe.
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00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:20,320
Well, it's not like Kevin's is going to
be any better.
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00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,440
Let's move on to the next dish, please.
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00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:25,960
Okay. No dramatics needed.
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Just pure, good flavour.
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Introducing classic, authentic, not
Indian, Nigerian
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rice and chicken.
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Yummy. It's good.
335
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,650
Oh, there's clearly a winner.
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00:22:52,090 --> 00:22:56,050
Kevin, well done. And you two, we have a
lot of work to do.
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Woo -hoo!
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Glory dance. Oh, glory dance.
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Boom!
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If you guys need any cooking lessons,
just let me know.
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By the way, obviously I charge.
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But for you two, mate's rate.
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00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:15,770
Sade. You better get that lip gloss
ready, because my lips are waiting. Wait
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00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:17,050
minute. What is this?
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Thank you for ordering at Mama Africa.
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Kevi! You cheater! You got your food
from a Nigerian takeaway.
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00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:30,270
You better get ready to clean my shoes.
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00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:34,410
Man, I love Nigerian food, but it is
tough to cook.
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00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:36,410
So wait, does that mean we win?
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