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What are you waiting for?
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That's right. I want you, yes, send the
confirmation.
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Dad, you're messing up my flow.
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Can you just get out of the way?
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Okay.
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That's right. Yes, I'm awaiting your
call. Thank you. Thank you.
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Hello? Hello, yes.
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Mr. Bimbola? Mr. Bimbola?
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Who?
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Sorry? Who?
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Debt collection?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Mr.
Ade Banjo isn't here.
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Yes, yes.
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Yes, it's Mr. Smitty.
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It's Mr. Smitty.
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Yes, from Westminster.
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Mr. Smitty.
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No, Ade Banjo move address.
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Yes, yes. Thank you. Sorry. Bye.
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Shh.
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Yes, Mr. Ade Banjo isn't here.
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Oh, it's you, Mr.
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Bimbolla.
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Yes, how are you? Aha, yes.
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Oh, okay.
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Of course I have an email.
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This is not the dark ages.
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Hold on, please. Toby, what's my email
address?
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Your name at hotmail .com. Okay. Yes.
Bayo at hotmail .com. Yes. Bayo.
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Bayo. Bayo.
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Huh?
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Bayo. B for backside.
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A for amala.
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Y for yetunde.
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O for octopus.
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Octopus. Or obono.
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Yes. Thank you.
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Oh, you will send it? Very good. Very
good.
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Excellent.
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Fantastic news.
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You
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look
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like a mug.
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Son, son, you now have a big piece of
land waiting for you in Lekki.
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What's Lekki?
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Lekki? Lekki? You don't know Lekki?
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No. You don't know Lekki? No. Ha, Toby.
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Lekki is like the Buckingham Palace of
Nigeria.
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The Beverly Hills of Lagos. Son, when
you have bought land in Lekki, you know
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you have really made it.
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Wait, wait. Dad.
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We live in Peckham. We can't afford
brand name washing powder.
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So how the heck did you afford that?
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As you kids say, don't watch that song,
eh?
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Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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That was boring.
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You don't know your father? I've got
skills.
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I will show you skills.
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Oh,
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not all this kind of music, my friend.
Get your beat, Dad.
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Look, let me show you a bit.
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No, Dad.
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Dad.
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Like what?
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Hello.
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Oh.
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Check me out.
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Auntie Funke, why are you dressed like
that?
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I am now an officer in Her Majesty's
service.
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Officer? You?
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I told you. When Funke says she will do
something, she will do it.
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But, Auntie.
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You've been saying you're going to move
out the house for the past six months.
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I am still waiting for the rent.
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How can you expect family to pay rent?
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But, auntie, you're not family.
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He has a point.
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Look, I don't have time for all this
your mouth.
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Where's my sister?
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Daddy?
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The Banjos.
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Check me out.
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Auntie Pinke, what are you wearing?
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It's free by badge.
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I am new community support officer of
the law. What happened to your cleaning
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job at the London Underground?
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You didn't get sacked again.
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Sacked. Me, sacked.
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Sacked cup.
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Sacked in it.
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Look, I'll have you know that that was
just temporary tabulation.
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I have now been promoted.
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Promotion, eh? That means you are making
lots of money. Ah, thank you, thank
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you, thank you.
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Yes, you can move out soon.
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Shadi. What is wrong with these children
in this house? Don't mind her.
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Always downloading rubbish from their
mother.
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Look, the job is not bad at all, my
sister. The money is very good, I
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lie.
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Aunty,
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I swear community support officers don't
get paid.
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Shadi.
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Put your mouth in position of... Shut
up!
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Look, the job is very interesting.
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If I tell you what I saw today when I
was doing my leg patrol... What did you
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see? Ah!
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Kai! You will never believe it.
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What? I saw a couple kissing.
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Wow.
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Big deal.
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They were not only kissing.
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They were grinding.
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They were rolling.
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They were squeezing.
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They were...
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They were doing everything.
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Right by the bus stop by Peckham
Library.
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They were doing it in front of
everybody.
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These children of today, they have no
home training. You'll never catch any of
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my children acting like that.
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Mum,
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Aunty, what century are you in?
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It's not a big deal.
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It's not a big deal.
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In my new capacity as... Community
officer of law.
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I wanted to run and arrest them for
indecent proposal.
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But this is my leg, you know. This job
is too much working.
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Where did you even get the job that
you're already shouting?
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I'm just thinking my baby.
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If you see what this girl was wearing.
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She was wearing tight jeans.
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Showing her bum bum.
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At the first, she was wearing a tight
dress, showing everything.
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She a Nigerian girl?
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She may be Nigerian or Ghanaian.
Because, you know, they always have big
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bottoms. But this one was very slim.
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Somebody like Sade.
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If she was my daughter, she would be
period.
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Toby, refresh, refresh!
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Dad, chill out.
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It's not there yet. Look, my friend said
if you press the refresh button, the
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email comes. Now press it.
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Refresh your job.
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You see? You see now?
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Open it, open it.
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You wrecked.
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Look at that. What kind of piece of...
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Dirty.
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You'll know potential when you see it.
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Now it's time to proclaim the rest of
the news to the family.
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Everybody come over. I have important
announcement.
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We have important discussion.
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The Adebanjo family come to the living
room now.
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Sharp, sharp. Fast, fast.
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I said family.
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Are you talking to me?
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Whether you like it or not, I am part of
this family.
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As soon as I'm feeling charitable, carry
go.
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Anybody sit down.
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When the coconut falls from the palm
tree and hits the sand on the beach, it
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only the water that knows where it is
going.
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Okay, what I'm trying to say is this.
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You will no longer look at me as Bayo,
the housing support officer, or Bayo,
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minicab driver.
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You will now be looking at me as Bayo,
the real estate mongrel.
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It's not mongol.
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It's moku.
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You know?
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This
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better
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not be another one of your schemes.
Gladys, this is not a scheme.
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This is reality.
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I have confirmation that I, no, no, we
are now the owners of a prestigious
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of land on which we will build our
mansion in Letty. Dad, mansion?
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I would say that.
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I saw the pictures.
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It looks like a piece of dead land.
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Silly boy, silly boy.
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You mean you actually bought something
with your own money? Ah, you see, some
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people actually pay for things. Funke,
take note.
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Thank you for that value. That's right.
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Can you give me five cents to top up my
oyster box? Oh, forget that one.
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Didn't I tell you I was going to give
you a surprise?
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A mansion.
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Mansion.
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Do you actually believe that he will go
anywhere without me? Yes!
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We are going to... Bye, y 'all. Bye, y
'all. We don't have money for this. How
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can we afford this?
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Gladdy, Gladdy, rejoice with me this one
time.
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This Mr. Bembola, he fixed it.
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We now have our own land in Nigeria.
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So you mean... Toby,
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Toby, pop some Flemish. Pop that
Flemish. Group hug, group hug. Group
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hug. Group hug, yo.
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I can't wait to boast to my friends at
school about the new mansion.
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You mean our new mansion.
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Aunty, you know that...
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Crazy couple you were talking about.
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I don't suppose you saw their faces, did
you?
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But thank God for CCTV camera.
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And thank God for vigilance me.
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Ah,
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where's my bag?
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Why, you don't have the footage in your
bag, do you?
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Yes.
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Tonight, I'm going to watch it and
prepare myself.
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Climb report.
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Hey, Sade, you are good at typing.
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You will help me.
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Yo, it's Kevin seeing a place to be.
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What's up, family?
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Yo, Sade.
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Who here is your family?
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Did you miss road?
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Are you lost?
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You got bad jokes.
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Mum wants to borrow the hoover.
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All the time, your mom needs to borrow.
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Borrow, borrow, borrow, borrow, borrow.
Make me rich.
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Never purchase.
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Chill out, Funk.
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You always told me. Hey, I told you,
stupid boy.
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Never to call me by my first name.
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Auntie? Auntie Funke?
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Do you hear? All right, Auntie.
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Funk.
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I will funk your head by legs.
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Auntie, why don't you go and have a lie
down?
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My body.
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Your arm is nuts.
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I need your help.
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Not as much as I need you, Huck Duff.
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I know you've never done anything of any
significance in your entire life, but
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this... This is a chance to be useful.
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Sade, anything.
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Anything you need. I'm here. I'm
willing. I'm able. I'm yours.
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Kevin, you're a whole year younger than
me. You're my brother's little friend.
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The closest we're ever going to be is
neighbors.
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And that's the way it is.
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Anyway, here's what I need you to do.
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Okay, so where's yours?
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Oh, that far out.
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Look, ours is close to the beach.
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So if you want to see the water, I'm
sure Bayo and I can accommodate you
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anytime.
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Anyways, I've got to go.
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We'll talk again soon. Bye -bye. Hey!
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You, this old man.
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You are telling the whole world already.
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Of course.
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I want to shout it from the rooftop.
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Do you know how many times you've
promised me something I never delivered?
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I'm still waiting for my honeymoon from
back from the 90s. Don't I bring you to
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London?
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Honey, don't worry.
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This will be the first of many.
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Because... I am working.
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419.
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I don't get it. It's not like you were
getting down and dirty.
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Kevin, you don't understand.
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Nigerian parents are so old -fashioned.
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Me kissing a guy is like a criminal
offence.
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Punishable until I'm 30.
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Well, if kissing you is wrong, I don't
want to be right.
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Kevin,
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look. She's gone to the toilet. Go!
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All gone.
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That was close.
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Not close enough.
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Having a kiss is in order for you to
heal.
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Ew, gross!
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Get lost.
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That was my best move.
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Mum, Dad, I had a look at the piece of
land in Leckie and I think you should
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have a look. Hon, you must be so
excited.
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00:17:26,829 --> 00:17:30,790
It's so... Marvellous. You can have a
room as big as this house with an en
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suite. You, this woman.
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No, no. I think there is something wrong
with it.
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There is something wrong. You tell him,
Mum.
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We don't have enough room for a swimming
pool.
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No, no, no.
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00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,030
No, that's not it.
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00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:50,470
Look, look, look, my son. If it is a
football court you want, a football
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you will get.
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00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:53,990
No, just have a look at that. Now, son.
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African queen.
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You are my African queen.
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You can love my dream.
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You make me wanna wanna sing.
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Hey, Sade, get me some chicken and
blankets.
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I want to rest a little before I watch
my DVD and prepare my report.
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Kevin!
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You destroyed the wrong DVD!
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The wrong DVD!
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00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:47,420
What?
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00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,820
She's going to watch it. They're all
going to watch it. And they're going to
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me.
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00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,140
They're going to send me to Nigeria.
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They're going to shave off my hair.
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00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,260
They're going to put me in a convent.
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00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:03,320
I thought you didn't need my help. You
told me to get lost.
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Kevin.
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I'll make it worth your while.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:17,920
What do you want me to do?
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00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:39,760
What a relief.
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00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:05,680
Antifunk. It's just a dream.
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00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,620
It's just...
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00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:09,330
A dream.
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It's all a dream.
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00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:13,390
What am I dreaming?
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00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,750
It's all a dream.
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00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:19,590
I'm just here to bring you some chicken.
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Chicken?
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00:21:24,610 --> 00:21:25,610
Chicken?
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00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:26,970
Yeah.
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00:21:34,070 --> 00:21:36,130
Kevin, what do you think you are doing?
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00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,350
I was just trying to get the remote
control.
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00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:40,790
And then you grabbed my arm. Let go of
me.
321
00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:42,430
Help! Help!
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00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,690
Auntie, you're sleep fighting again.
323
00:21:46,230 --> 00:21:49,550
You know, that thing you do when you
grab people while you're sleeping.
324
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:53,550
Why don't you go upstairs and lie down?
325
00:21:54,130 --> 00:21:57,130
And I'll look after your stuff while
you're sleeping.
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00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:10,720
I have to play my DVD now.
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00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,440
I need to make my first crime report.
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00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,740
Chadi, call everybody.
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00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:24,400
Everybody, come and see.
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00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:28,360
Come and see Inspector Funke in action.
331
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,740
Auntie Funke, you know I don't have time
for this. Ah, gladi.
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00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:33,619
Sit down.
333
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,340
You be the official note -taker.
334
00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:36,740
What is all this?
335
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:37,339
Buy up.
336
00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:40,600
You be the... Don't sit down.
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00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:42,860
Dad,
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00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:48,120
I need to speak to you about... After,
let's watch this video first.
339
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,300
It's not working. I'm just going to take
it upstairs.
340
00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:54,120
What are you talking, Ushadi?
341
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,740
I know it is working.
342
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,200
Will you hurry up?
343
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,960
It's not rocket science, Ushadi. Just
put on the button.
344
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:02,900
Maybe it's expired.
345
00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:06,160
What are you saying?
346
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:07,619
Are you deaf?
347
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,720
I think it's dirty. I'm just going to
take it and clean it.
348
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:10,920
Give it to me.
349
00:23:40,910 --> 00:23:42,390
Move out of the way. You are blocking
the view.
350
00:23:46,010 --> 00:23:47,010
It's my workplace.
351
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:49,510
Hello.
352
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:50,970
Oh, yes.
353
00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:52,710
I just want to let you know.
354
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:58,150
Yes, I am preparing the crime report
with the CCTV footage.
355
00:23:59,370 --> 00:24:00,370
Yes.
356
00:24:01,930 --> 00:24:04,890
Oh, God.
357
00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:07,710
Oh, my God.
358
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:10,030
Are you serious?
359
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:13,070
Sirius, this is a severe offense.
360
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:19,050
It is against company policy to remove
CCTV tapes from the premises.
361
00:24:19,550 --> 00:24:24,430
Therefore, I must terminate your
contract of employment effective
362
00:24:24,790 --> 00:24:28,030
Please, please, please, please now.
363
00:24:28,470 --> 00:24:34,650
Don't attack me. Don't attack me. Oh, I
will not watch it. I'm close. I cannot
364
00:24:34,650 --> 00:24:37,410
see. Oh, I will not see the evidence.
365
00:24:37,790 --> 00:24:38,790
Oh.
366
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,600
I will put it in a brown silver envelope
and send it to you immediately.
367
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:43,920
Oh.
368
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,120
Ah,
369
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,060
please. Please don't sack me.
370
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,780
Send it in the post now.
371
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,580
I will do that right now.
372
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,600
Okay, peace out.
373
00:24:54,900 --> 00:25:00,760
Peace. Are we not watching the DVD
anymore? No, no. I don't want any
374
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:03,980
I don't want any trouble anymore.
375
00:25:04,220 --> 00:25:06,380
Okay, can we please watch the news?
376
00:25:09,230 --> 00:25:14,370
45 applicants have fallen victim to what
the authorities are calling the Let New
377
00:25:14,370 --> 00:25:15,370
Profits scandal.
378
00:25:15,930 --> 00:25:22,730
A key ringleader, Mr. Bimbo, price
estimated at £150 ,000,
379
00:25:23,310 --> 00:25:28,830
is gullible and as one might say,
senseless for an investor.
380
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,340
I am about to have a heart attack.
381
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,560
I will give you more than a heart
attack.
382
00:25:49,860 --> 00:25:53,900
Mom, I cannot believe it. All this money
we've been saving for what?
383
00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:57,020
Instead of shopping at Waitrose, we shop
at Lido.
384
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:01,360
My friends shop in Harrods. I am the
first in line at Charity Shop.
385
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,200
Everyone goes on holiday once, twice,
even three times a year.
386
00:26:05,420 --> 00:26:06,860
But where do I take the children?
387
00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:17,780
call my name.
388
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,080
Ordinary five pounds to pop up my
oyster.
389
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,200
You cannot give me.
390
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:28,420
You can give 30 ,000 pounds to 4 -1 -10.
391
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,300
Daddy.
392
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:32,820
Just tell him.
393
00:26:33,780 --> 00:26:35,180
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
394
00:26:35,780 --> 00:26:41,180
Your dad has 30 grand and you're still
living peckish. Silence, silence,
395
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:45,920
silence. I am the one. I am the one who
make this money.
396
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:52,160
We are the ones who make this money. And
we will make it back. Yeah.
397
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:58,100
Mark my word. We will make that money
back or my name is not Bayo Adebanjo. I
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00:26:58,100 --> 00:27:00,440
will make the money. We will build a
house in Lekki.
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00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,320
Before you worry about Lekki, you might
want to charge the electric meter.
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