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Gladdy, let's go.
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And this. Hey, Gladdy, what is this?
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We're only going for one night.
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Bayo, it's not just one night, oh. I
have been waiting for you to take me on
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quality holiday for a whole lifetime.
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Quality? Woman, calm yourself.
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We're only going to Potsmouth.
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Bayo, you mean Potsmouth.
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Besides, when was the last time we left
London?
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Let me make sure the kids know the plan.
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Sade, Toby!
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Make sure you tidy the kitchen.
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The windows. And don't open the door for
strangers.
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How are we going to know if they're
strangers if we don't open the door?
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Idiot. Use your common sense.
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Toby.
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Remember, you are the man of the house.
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So look after your sister while we're
away, okay?
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Wait. Look after my sister?
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Have you seen the size of her?
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She can look after herself.
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So I'm not here to look after you.
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I'm coming with you.
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Auntie Funke, it's a couple's retreat.
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And the last time I checked, you're
single.
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I am going to a single's retreat.
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I shall be lodging next door.
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Single's retreat?
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With who?
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I shall be staying with all the single
Niger pastors.
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Are you a pastor?
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You know what they say.
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The best way to find a good man.
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It's in the church.
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I go all the way to Portsmouth. I still
can't get away from you.
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Let's go. Let us go.
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Gladly, we better get that restraining
order.
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Oh, yeah.
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Bye. Bye. Have fun. Bye, guys.
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Should I stay?
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So you thought I was leaving you all
alone, huh?
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I have called your cousin Femi to look
after you while we're away.
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Shardy, you've got to bounce because
this house is officially mine.
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Kevin and I have got plans.
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Shut up. I'm the oldest. You have to
listen to me.
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Didn't you hear what Dad said? I'm the
man of the house.
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So listen, little girl.
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You've got to submit to what I say.
Little girl?
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Are you okay?
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Idiot. What?
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Monica, sleep over at my house tonight.
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Tell Joy to come.
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Exactly. She's the most popular. If all
the guys see us hanging around with
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her... They're going to want to hang out
with us.
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Tell her to come.
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Which girls do you want, man?
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I've got Hayley, Jessica, Tina, Emma.
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I'll take ten, you take ten.
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Okay, what shall I say? Party around
yours?
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Yeah, bring some girls round, play some
music, pop some of my parents' Flemish.
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Who knows, one of us might get lucky.
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All my days.
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I'm going to get some action, bro.
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What do you know about action?
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Trust me, I got some action off
Charmaine.
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Oh, the one with the big... Yeah, man.
Did you get a feel up? No, man.
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A love bag? Better than that. A kiss?
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Better than that. What did you get then?
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A hug, bro.
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What? A hug.
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Everyone gets hugs from Charmaine. She
gives them away for free.
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But she hugged me tight, bro.
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You are absolutely useless.
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Anyway, sent.
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Now to wait for the reply.
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I don't get it. How are all these girls
going to fit in this house?
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You don't get it, do you? You're so
dumb.
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They're not all going to come. But one
out of twenty ain't bad.
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One out of twenty?
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Yeah.
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One out of twenty?
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Yeah. What about me?
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You can watch, bruv.
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Yeah, yeah!
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I don't know what you're planning, but
you better not be around during my get
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-together. You better move out, man,
because we've got girls coming round.
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Listen, yeah, you and pimple face better
stay out of my way because this is my
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house this weekend.
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Hey, it's Uncle Femi.
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How are my pimple cousins doing?
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I hope you guys are not planning to eat
chili this weekend because the family is
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in town.
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Hello, everybody.
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Hello, everybody.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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As you are aware, your father and mother
are not around.
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So I'm the boss.
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I'm the mayor of the manor.
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No, no, no, no. In fact, I am the king
of the kingdom.
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So, Shadi, go and get me some tea, two
sugar, plenty milk, and some biscuits.
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Femi, I'm not your slave, you know.
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Go, go, go, go, go.
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Close your pink lips. Am I your mate?
Don't talk to your uncle like that.
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You're like three years older than me.
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You're not my uncle. You're my cousin.
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Yeah.
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What's that?
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Come on, take my clothes.
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I'm not doing that.
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I haven't got time for that.
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I've got girls coming over.
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We've got girls coming over.
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It seems like you have wax inside your
ears. Your father and mother said no
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visitors. Know what?
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No visitors. Come on, get out of my
clothes. Quickly.
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What are we going to do about your
cousin, man?
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I don't know.
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You can't have him here when the chicks
come round.
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And I wasn't expecting him here till
later.
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Well, you got any messages?
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Uh, well, um...
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Uh, none yet.
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But, but, uh, you know, bad reception in
here.
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Yeah. Yeah, mine too, man. Yeah, mine
too.
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Sandy.
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Sandy who?
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Oh, no. Oh, no way.
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Sandy. Sandy, bruv.
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Sandy buffed in.
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The one with the big... Yeah.
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Is it? Yeah.
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No.
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Oh my god!
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Oh my... Oh my
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god, what did you say to her?
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Nothing. She said to come round for
games.
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Games? What's wrong with you, man?
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You need some work.
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Please, Femi.
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Eh? Please!
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Shadi, I said no visitors.
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The answer is... No, no, no, no.
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No.
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You cannot be serious.
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Shadi, I'm deadly serious.
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If one person even presses that bell.
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Oh, what is this?
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Shadi, I said no, please don't. Hey,
Monica.
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Hey,
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beautiful.
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Shadi, you need to tell me you have such
a circular friend.
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Let me take this for you.
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An angel like you should not be carrying
anything heavy. You should be resting
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your wings.
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Bemi, you can go now.
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Okay, I'll just be over here.
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Joy should be coming soon. It's going to
be so wicked without your parents being
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here.
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What's wrong with your cousin?
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It's you, baby.
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I'm still trying to figure it out.
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Shadi, can you step in my department,
please?
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Shari, this friend of yours, she's so
fine. I mean, her eyes are like
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Just so juicy.
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You can't look a cousin up, man.
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Ah, so now you need my help.
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Well, the answer's no, Femi. You can't
be moving to my friends. You can't be
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embarrassing me like that.
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My bestest cousin, Shari.
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Listen, I beg now. She's single.
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I'm single.
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We can be single together.
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Look, Femi.
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She would never go for anyone like you.
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Come on, Monica.
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Monica.
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Oh, I think Femi's in love.
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Your friends, man.
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Yeah. Big man.
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Yeah. So, you know if Sade's allowed a
friend over, does that mean we are too?
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Come again, Hamza?
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Are your ears dirty?
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I must uphold the rules of your parents,
which means no big thoughts.
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But what about Monica?
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Monica is special.
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I must do whatever it takes to get her
out.
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But, Ben, back to reality.
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See this girl Sandy, man? She's the
hottest girl in school.
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Do you know how hard it was to get her
over?
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Fez, man, you know Rihanna? Yeah. Better
than that. What?
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You know Beyonce?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Better than that.
Really? You can't be serious?
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Rihanna's better than, like, Kenny
Osbourne.
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Kelly Osbourne?
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The answer now is definitely no.
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Kelly Osbourne?
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Are you kidding?
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Did I not tell these rebellious monkeys?
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No Benito's. No Benito's.
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Glad you could come. Quick, come
upstairs. We're listening to the latest
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&B. Beyonce!
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Am I your butler?
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I said no visitors.
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No visitors.
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Huh? Nobody respects me in this house.
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Joy, I love your shoes.
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You're such a fashionista.
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I wish I could lift her on the
compliment.
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You're so pretty.
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Yeah, your skin looks so soft.
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Nibia.
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She's so cool.
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I know.
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Oh my God, is that a designer handbag?
That must have been so expensive.
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It is.
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I have the matching pearl bracelet.
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What? Don't touch.
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Keep your dirty hands off.
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Anyway, I hear you're going to the end
of year party with Daniel.
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It's only right that he'd want to go
with me.
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He does like his classy girls.
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Do you guys have dates?
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No, I didn't think so.
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Throat's dry.
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Water, please.
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Make sure it's bottled.
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Unsparkling.
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With a hint of lemon in it.
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So funny.
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Yeah, really funny.
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Jessica, Jessica.
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She's here.
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She's here. She's here.
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Oh, my God.
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Toby, what's all that hush -hush going
on over there now?
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Nothing, Uncle Femmes. Chill out, man.
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It better be nothing because my hair
needs some waxing.
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Quick, quick.
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Jennifer.
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I don't want to be you right now, bro.
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Oh, yeah, Kevin, there's some sweet as
our chicken. Can you help me check that?
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I think I'm in love.
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What? With that Monica girl?
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You've got no chance, mate.
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What do you mean?
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I've got skills.
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I've even got swagger. In fact, I've got
game.
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You ain't got game, bro.
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Toby, you've got to help me out.
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Okay.
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The lady's like...
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A guy who looks good, can dress well,
and can dance. I can boogie.
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And you are failing in all three.
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Stay by the bell.
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I
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stand
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out.
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What the heck are you doing here?
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You invited me.
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You invited?
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00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:32,060
Wrong standing!
262
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:36,080
I'm really excited that you guys invited
me. What games are we going to play?
263
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,500
I've got one.
264
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:38,700
Let's play hide and seek.
265
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:41,160
You get lost and we'll try not to find
you.
266
00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:43,060
Oh my god.
267
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,840
Are you cooking chicken?
268
00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:48,260
Sweet and sour chicken?
269
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,480
No. But KFC's down the road.
270
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,240
Wicked. When are you going?
271
00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:55,500
Because I want to be alone with Toby.
272
00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:01,920
Oh, Toby, so this is the fine babes
you've been talking about, eh?
273
00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:04,220
Oh, my God, Toby.
274
00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,260
You've been talking about me.
275
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,200
I know you like me.
276
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,760
He's been blaming my health. She's so
fine.
277
00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,400
She's so fine. She's so smooth.
278
00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:14,180
Come in, come in, come in.
279
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,340
And, uh, Fermi, didn't you say we
weren't allowed guests?
280
00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:21,460
Don't be silly, eh? I will bend the
rules for this fine shorty, okay?
281
00:16:22,030 --> 00:16:23,029
Sit down, sit down.
282
00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:24,230
Toby, no home training. Sit down.
283
00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:27,130
Kevin, go and get a drink now.
284
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:29,050
Come on, closer, closer.
285
00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:33,250
Toby, you're the man.
286
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:44,310
Joy,
287
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,670
do you like hip -hop?
288
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:47,710
Ew. Get her.
289
00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:51,670
Funky how?
290
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:54,050
Lame. Yes, Charlotte, that's lame.
291
00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:56,830
Yeah, lame.
292
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,230
So lame.
293
00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:01,310
So what kind of music do you like?
294
00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:04,450
Well, I'm not into your tacky music.
295
00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:10,990
I'm into more sophisticated, mature,
generational music like...
296
00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:13,849
S Club 7.
297
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,450
S Club?
298
00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:17,410
Charlotte, do we like S Club?
299
00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:19,630
No, we don't. Yes, we do.
300
00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:24,250
Yeah, we love S Club.
301
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:27,750
I think I've still got one of the tracks
on my laptop.
302
00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:31,350
So why didn't you play it ages ago?
303
00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:00,429
What's that noise?
304
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,430
Bimmy!
305
00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:02,910
Bimmy!
306
00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:04,690
Wait.
307
00:18:04,990 --> 00:18:05,990
It's a test pill.
308
00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:09,029
Oh, yeah.
309
00:18:09,030 --> 00:18:10,030
Hi, Monica.
310
00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:11,970
Come on, ladies.
311
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,090
Move to the beat.
312
00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:15,910
Sade, your cousin is so late.
313
00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:17,150
Rock your beat.
314
00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:20,070
Bimmy!
315
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:21,930
Come on, baby. Feel it in the air.
316
00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:23,290
Oh, yeah. You're lovable.
317
00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:26,460
If you don't get your hands off me, I'm
going to give you a dirty slap.
318
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,619
Poor Monica.
319
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:30,480
One. What kind of madhouse is this?
320
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,600
Two. Femi, she doesn't like you.
321
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:36,320
Three. Femi, just stop it. You're
embarrassing me.
322
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,700
I just wanted to dance.
323
00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:00,069
What's this one?
324
00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:02,010
I think the TV's broken.
325
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:04,990
Yeah. Why don't you take it home and
watch it?
326
00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:09,410
Why don't you go home and leave me and
Toby to be alone?
327
00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:11,330
Don't you get it?
328
00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:13,030
I don't want to be alone with you.
329
00:19:13,810 --> 00:19:15,250
I don't want to be around you.
330
00:19:15,890 --> 00:19:17,270
I don't even like you.
331
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:19,170
Well, that's not what Kevin's text said.
332
00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:21,430
Well, we didn't mean to send it to you.
333
00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:23,830
It was meant to go to the other Sandy.
334
00:19:24,050 --> 00:19:25,050
Yeah.
335
00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:26,530
Sandy Buck.
336
00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:33,210
I'm sorry.
337
00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:34,530
Well, it's the truth, you know.
338
00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:41,530
Well, you might not like me, but unless
I get kissed on these lips, the whole
339
00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:46,210
entire school's going to know that you
invited me over because you love this
340
00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,210
buddy.
341
00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:50,210
Better pucker up, big boy.
342
00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:55,170
We're not going to do that.
343
00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:56,630
Right, Kevin?
344
00:19:57,570 --> 00:19:58,930
Ate my lips you once, bro.
345
00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:09,710
I should have my dad's moves.
346
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,270
Why does she not like me?
347
00:20:12,630 --> 00:20:13,870
Why does she not like me?
348
00:20:15,790 --> 00:20:19,770
I thought they kept animals in cages.
349
00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:22,370
It's not his fault.
350
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:24,610
He's not used to females.
351
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:29,390
I guess it's not every day he sees
beautiful women like me.
352
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:30,770
What?
353
00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:37,570
So Joy, I love your hair. Where did you
buy it from?
354
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:42,280
cheat weeds like you girls.
355
00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:47,320
This hair is 100 % natural.
356
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,340
Okay, so where do you get it done?
357
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,480
A hairdresser's in Knightsbridge.
358
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,480
I wouldn't expect you to know where that
is.
359
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,040
But why not?
360
00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:02,760
Yeah, we get our hair done all the time.
361
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,160
But Sharda, your mum does your hair.
362
00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:13,090
Joy, it was just a mistake.
363
00:21:13,490 --> 00:21:16,830
Everything about you is a mistake. Joy?
364
00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:21,750
Your market clothes, your council estate
house, your cheap weed.
365
00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:24,570
I don't know why I even bothered.
366
00:21:25,130 --> 00:21:29,230
I'll probably break out and hide soon
from all the insects and bugs you have
367
00:21:29,230 --> 00:21:31,790
here. Oh my God, enough is enough.
368
00:21:32,050 --> 00:21:33,370
Why are you so mean?
369
00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:38,910
Joy, you need to get the most out of
here. If Sade wants me to go, she will
370
00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:39,910
me herself.
371
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:43,930
She doesn't need her rubber -lipped
cousin to butt his nose.
372
00:21:45,210 --> 00:21:47,750
You this stock of fat -nosed useless
cow.
373
00:21:48,130 --> 00:21:49,750
I've been hearing your rubbish all day.
374
00:21:50,290 --> 00:21:51,930
Don't come in my house talking nonsense.
375
00:21:52,430 --> 00:21:57,190
Shade is a human being. She has a heart
and a soul. And quite frankly, she's fed
376
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:58,069
up of you.
377
00:21:58,070 --> 00:22:00,530
You know what? I was leaving anyway.
378
00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:05,050
The only reason I came here was to take
pictures of your crap house and show it
379
00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:06,050
around school.
380
00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:09,810
Don't even try and talk to me.
381
00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:13,940
I'm going to disgrace you in front of
everyone.
382
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,080
Idiot. Come on, get up.
383
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,920
Oh, my God.
384
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,120
Who's going to disgrace you now?
385
00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:26,780
Take your flake ass and get out of my
house.
386
00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:28,680
We don't keep rubbish up in here.
387
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,360
Yeah, get out.
388
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:37,220
I mean... Demi, that was so...
389
00:22:37,550 --> 00:22:40,190
Impressive. You think so? You think so?
390
00:22:40,490 --> 00:22:42,750
I've always liked men who could stick up
for themselves.
391
00:22:43,210 --> 00:22:44,210
Oh, yeah.
392
00:22:44,690 --> 00:22:45,690
Thanks, Bimmy.
393
00:22:46,390 --> 00:22:47,450
Any people, mate.
394
00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:49,370
You're the best cousin.
395
00:22:50,190 --> 00:22:52,210
Aw, you're so sweet.
396
00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:56,330
And I suck on their friends.
397
00:22:59,990 --> 00:23:01,510
What are we going to do about rubbish?
398
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,450
I have an idea.
399
00:23:08,110 --> 00:23:13,070
One bite of this chocolate laxative and
she'll be singing all the way to the
400
00:23:13,070 --> 00:23:14,070
toilet.
401
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:21,950
Hey lover boy, you ready for me now?
402
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:26,230
Yeah, first I thought we could get a
snack.
403
00:23:26,470 --> 00:23:29,630
Because I know how much you like your
chocolate. Chocolate?
404
00:23:30,010 --> 00:23:33,490
Wow, you really understand me.
405
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,080
How did you?
406
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,140
I told you, I've got games.
407
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,180
You like chocolate, yeah? Yeah, yeah,
yeah.
408
00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:47,300
They're from inside the fridge, okay?
409
00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:50,360
You can't have that one. This is my
favorite, thank you.
410
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:52,500
Okay, guys, out.
411
00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:53,820
Everybody out.
412
00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:54,860
Out, come on, come on, come on.
413
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,420
One, two, three.
414
00:24:23,370 --> 00:24:24,370
Where's Toby?
415
00:24:25,350 --> 00:24:28,470
Hello, sir. Hello, sir. What are you
doing kissing girls on my sofa?
416
00:24:28,690 --> 00:24:32,290
When you are supposed to be looking
after my kids. And who is she? I don't
417
00:24:32,350 --> 00:24:33,350
Who are you?
418
00:24:35,510 --> 00:24:39,170
Dad, what are you doing here? What do
you mean, what am I doing here? Is this
419
00:24:39,170 --> 00:24:40,170
not my house?
420
00:24:41,290 --> 00:24:46,130
Dad, where's mum and auntie? Oh, I will
explain about this crazy woman later.
421
00:24:46,390 --> 00:24:48,210
First, what is going on in this house?
422
00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:50,850
Toby, I want my kid.
423
00:24:51,370 --> 00:24:53,850
Kid? Hey, my friend, Oya, vacate the
premises.
424
00:24:54,130 --> 00:24:55,330
Sharp, sharp. Fast, fast.
425
00:24:55,550 --> 00:24:56,750
I'm not going anywhere.
426
00:24:57,990 --> 00:25:02,490
Listen, Oyebo, maybe your ears, they're
not working. I say get out of here
427
00:25:02,490 --> 00:25:06,030
before I... If you come anywhere near
me, I'll call the police. I'll call the
428
00:25:06,030 --> 00:25:07,030
police.
429
00:25:07,470 --> 00:25:10,450
Oyebo, in my own house? What nonsense is
this?
430
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:11,750
Seems to be trouble.
431
00:25:12,270 --> 00:25:14,390
Oyebo, I want my tea.
432
00:25:14,970 --> 00:25:15,970
It's all right.
433
00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:18,430
I'll take one for the team.
434
00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:25,730
Looked like you got no choice.
435
00:25:26,170 --> 00:25:27,670
Yeah, I tried, man.
436
00:25:28,150 --> 00:25:29,950
Toby, pack her up.
437
00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:31,790
Sandy!
438
00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:34,450
Oi!
439
00:25:34,710 --> 00:25:35,930
What's going on here?
440
00:25:36,530 --> 00:25:38,990
What have I told you about kissing young
boys?
441
00:25:40,210 --> 00:25:42,230
Focus on your studies.
442
00:25:42,670 --> 00:25:44,310
You're already behind two years.
443
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:47,710
Two years? Get home now.
444
00:25:48,110 --> 00:25:50,810
Get home now. Yeah, that's it. Out, come
on.
445
00:25:51,230 --> 00:25:52,230
Out, out.
446
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:53,510
Get out! Oi!
447
00:25:53,550 --> 00:25:55,930
Will you not raise your voice to my
daughter like that?
448
00:25:56,490 --> 00:25:57,490
I'm very sorry.
449
00:25:57,850 --> 00:25:58,850
Bye.
450
00:26:00,930 --> 00:26:02,550
Oya, everybody, out.
451
00:26:02,970 --> 00:26:03,970
Out!
452
00:26:10,890 --> 00:26:11,890
Everybody.
453
00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:22,170
Balance, everybody, balance.
454
00:26:23,210 --> 00:26:24,210
Balancer.
455
00:26:25,370 --> 00:26:28,470
I need some refreshments. Shadi, bring
me some juice.
456
00:26:30,410 --> 00:26:32,570
I mean, is there nothing to eat in this
house?
457
00:26:33,070 --> 00:26:35,930
Dad, there's some chocolate over there.
Ooh, chocolate.
458
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:40,910
Lovely, lovely chocolate.
459
00:26:45,710 --> 00:26:46,710
Balance.
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