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[Iain] Twelve singles came to paradise.

-This is sick. -Welcome to Love Island.

[Iain] They coupled up. They dated

I am going to swap with Lauren.

[Iain] And with £50,000 at stake, the games began.

You got mugged up on the first night.

Now you're going to get mugged up

I feel like this is super intense.

I can't believe she picked Omar.

[Iain] Tonight...

-Shut up. -Who are you telling

I'm telling you to shut up.

[crying]

I'm genuinely scared.

[Iain] Two news faces make a splash.

If you're not threatened by them,

Every single decision will have a repercussion.

I'm not threatened by anyone.

We're gonna be stealing three of their guys.

I hope you make the right decision.

No one wants me on.

Do you want to play it safe or do you want to take a risk?

Choose your next move very, very carefully,

'cause she's about to go fucking off.

[screaming and weeping]

It's going to be a long, hot summer.

[Iain] Thursday's live show saw two brand-new hotties,

Naomi and Daisy, arrive at the Villa.

-Hello, girls. -Oh, my goodness.

-[Naomi] Hello. -How are you doing girls?

-I'm Omar. Nice to meet you. -Naomi. Lovely to meet you.

[shouting]

-Oh, my God. -She is hot.

Move up, move up, move up.

Oh, my god.

[Iain] While the boys kept them entertained,

the girls were kept away from sharp objects.

I'm not happy about this.

You two twins or sisters or something?

[Naomi and Daisy] No.

[Jordan] Oh, just two different girls, yeah?

I just thought you might have been sisters or something.

[Jordan] Very attractive girls, obviously.

So all the boys are like...

Her bum looks real nice.

-[laughing] -[sarcastically] Got an ass.

-If she cracks onto Jordan... -[laughing]

We were all panicking straightaway.

It's like a natural feeling.

We do feel a bit insecure about it.

[woman] I don't think they're even that great,

to be completely honest with you.

Especially the one with the blue hair.

[all] Hey!

Hi, I'm Danielle.

Nice to meet you. Naomi.

[all speaking indistinctly]

Having two new girls in the Villa,

it always affects the dynamics,

because you'll always think,

"Oh, are the boys taking a shine to them?

"Are they gonna leave us for them?"

This is work.

I'm looking at them straight away,

-would you swap? -No.

[cheering]

-I say we're more civilised than the boys.

I was so nervous.

Talking to a few girls... But, yeah,

-I think you'll fit in very well, girls.

[Iain] I'm not sure she meant that.

[Iain] Despite being coupled up with Lauren,

Chris wastes no time getting to know

[Jonathan] Hey, buddy, you are

What can I say, mate?

He's been looking for a little Richard,

Little Richard.

It's not fair.

Because they've brought in two good-looking girls.

He's obviously gonna know full well that,

potentially, if he gets to know one of these girls,

then he'll just...

If he gets the opportunity, he'll then pick the girls.

And I've got to pick out two idiots.

-Do you know what I mean? -Yeah. True.

[Iain] Upstairs, Zoe's making sure her man

Oh!

[Jordan] Get off it. [Jordan] That's cool.

You must have been jealous of people.

What do you mean?

That's fine. Aren't eagles territorial?

-[laughs] -Give me another kiss.

-I like it. -A kiss. I'll give you

Can you give me a kiss?

[giggling]

[laughing]

-Let's go. -Okay.

-Are you coming? -I can't get in swimming

I know that for a fact. Right now.

[giggling]

[Zoe] Hulk and I, finally had a little kiss.

[giggling]

Listen...

Of course, I am, yeah. Don't tell her that.

-And Chris is. -Yeah, yeah.

This is Love Island. There has to be one winner.

Listen, listen.

Naomi and Daisy, they do seem really,

and so, you know,

if an opportunity arises, I am going to go for it.

Regardless of Rachel's feelings.

She said to us last night, "If I meet a boy, yeah?"

Whenever this is, "I won't sleep with him

-[laughing] -What?

Three months?

What? Yeah.

Do you know what I just did?

Right.

What I need to ask you is, why do you make a guy

That's strange.

Okay, well, it's just about the longer they wait,

the more you know how much they want you.

Yeah, but three months, that's quite long, that.

-Don't you need to see if they're good or not?

Listen.

I think three months is so long.

I'm not you, girl.

Yeah, three months is too long.

But I'm not stupid. I'm a very intelligent person.

Yeah, I'm intelligent, but I don't wait three months.

Well, to be fair, I think you're in the wrong place.

I'm in the wrong place?

So, what, you've come here

No, no, no. No one's gonna

So what're you trying to say?

So whoever you've met, you're not really looking

Is that what you're saying?

No, I'm not saying I'm not looking for a future.

Don't tell me I'm in the wrong place

if I don't open my legs and fuck every man I see,

-So shut up. -Who are you

I'm telling you to shut up. You cocky bastard.

Just ask me about it and ask me why.

And I'll tell you why. I'm a single mom

and paying for everything. Paying for bills, 'cause I've

So yes, the next person I meet,

I want to make sure it's the right one.

They could've just asked me that and I would've

-You're a young... How old are you?

Well, you got no life experience,

-How old are you? -I'm 26.

Twenty-six. All right.

-Yeah. I've been through a lot in life.

It depends how much you've experienced in life,

-and I don't think you've experienced much.

-I think I have probably experienced

more than you, to be fair.

-Oh, really? -Yeah.

I do not think so, love. I can tell by

-Oh, all right. -So...

Maybe it seems like a long time.

you just think, "Oh, that seems

laying into her, going...

[all speaking indistinctly]

So I'm wrong for saying that.

It wasn't just you though.

That's not respectful what you just said, so...

-That's why I've just said sorry.

[indistinct mumbling]

I don't think he meant to offend you.

Yeah, all right then.

-I'm just saying. -Let's just all

-Why is everyone talking about my sex life?

[Rachel] It has nothing to do with them.

Honestly, you've been so respectful and so yourself.

You honestly don't need to get upset.

[sniffling]

I never get emotional like this. It's just...

[crying]

[Rachel] It's just frustrating that I don't judge people

And for someone to judge me on that,

it is ignorant.

It's so ignorant.

[Iain] Forget three months, Josh can't

before he's cracking on to new girl Naomi.

And Jess is less than impressed.

All right?

-Oh, hi. -What?

-[Jordan] What? -What?

I'd say Jess was the least welcoming

Very protective over Josh, for sure.

And it seems to be similar with Hannah, as well.

Straight away, me and Jess are feeling paranoid

because of the arrival of Daisy and Naomi

They are gorgeous girls.

All our lads in the air, you know.

And they all, you know... Obviously they're going

-Right, do you think-- -I'll get mugged off.

-You won't get mugged off. -I'm not going

-Course he's not going to mug you off.

Okay, wrong lies.

-I can't make you believe me. -Okay.

What the fuck? Why is that? I didn't even say anything.

-I can't win. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-It's a lose-lose situation. -I mean, I can't win.

What am I supposed to do? You can't win.

That Naomi bird, yeah?

Which one's that? Little one with

-Yeah. The blonde one. -She's fit.

When am I going over?

She's coming this way.

All right, babe? Talking about coming on cue.

Were your ears burning?

-What were you saying? -Not a lot.

-Nothing. -[Naomi mimics] Nothin'.

You bringing trouble, babe?

-Having trouble? -How's it going?

-Do you want some? -I would love some.

-Because you are a new girl. -Oh, yeah.

Just so you know, if Hannah and Jess come over,

Hide and crawl.

-You are trouble. -Why?

You are trouble. I can tell

You have already got me into

Yeah, those eyes are gonna get me

[chuckles] Can you not look at my...

-Don't look at your what? -It's all right.

I'm not looking at your boobs.

I think everyone is fair game.

This whole loyalty thing, I do not understand because,

you know, we are all here to have fun, and, yeah,

[Jonathan chuckles]

This is bad case. This is bad.

She is a nice-looking girl.

Fit. I fancy her.

I fancy them both.

This is what they will say...

I'm just being honest.

You should be careful what you do from now on.

When you get into bed Jess will have her hands

and you will be thinking and wishing

[Iain] Back outside, Zoe offers Hannah

We all love Jon.

And he...

You can just tell by the way he looks at you, that he

He is not going to mug you off.

I have not been in a relationship

The last person I was with, he knocked my confidence

in every single way possible.

And then I came in here, Jon is my perfect fella.

At the minute, I like him, you know?

I proper like him. I didn't came in here

and hopefully meet someone but I really didn't think

And then I met him.

-Straight off. -I am scared,

I am scared to fall in and like him any more.

We are all going through similar situation

with the new girls coming in.

We are starting to like our lads,

and we are just worried. We have got insecurities

I just really want to start trusting them.

Otherwise, I really think I am going to lose them.

And I kind of realised that I have been a complete tit.

[Iain] And, ladies, if a boy does want

you need to look out for the very subtle signs.

I just want to go to bed.

Go to bed, then.

[Jess] I'm not! [blows raspberry]

[Iain] Very subtle signs.

-[Iain] Coming up... -I can see her looking at him

[Iain] Jess senses danger.

I don't know why it's winding me up.

[Iain] Next morning, it looks like Hannah and Jon

have kissed and made up, again.

♪ Let me play With your body, baby ♪

♪ Let me do all the things You want me to do ♪

[all laughing]

Things at the moment with me and Hannah are,

And it's always okay by the morning.

We'll be cuddling and smooching.

And I'm enjoying it. I love her company.

It's brilliant. It's good. I mean...

I feel like I just met the bird that I've always

Everything about you. Scouse. I love your accent.

It's fuckin' fit.

I love your accent.

-It's fuckin' fit! -[groans] And I...

I feel like you are my girlfriend.

And I am saying this after a week.

[giggling]

[Hannah] It has been a long week, babe.

It has been a long week, but it has been a sick week.

The reason we are such a good couple is because

But I do not want to push him away

Every day, I wake up, look at you

I like waking up to that.

I really like you, Hannah.

I really, really like you.

I don't care what it looks like

I like you.

That is what it comes down to.

I don't care about anything else.

That is what scares me a bit as well.

What do you think about the newbies?

Obviously, you are good-looking.

Naomi has come into the Villa and I just want to get

I'm not discarding anything.

Anything can happen, she is a gorgeous girl. And she's

Your boobs don't look fake at all.

-You got fake boobs? -Yeah, exactly.

They're, like, hidden right here.

Not a chance in a million years.

-Lovely. -Not that

[giggling]

Does anyone take your fancy?

[Naomi] Um...

Yes, a few people.

[Zoe] Hmm.

Hmm.

-Oh, really? -Yeah.

I don't know. I just kind of like...

He was having none of it.

Do you know what I mean though?

Oh, my fucking god.

I'm a girl, and I'm a very flirty person,

so when another girl is like...

I know all the tricks, you know what I mean?

The hair flicking, the eye contact.

You know? You can see...

I can see her looking at him, and I am like...

[Iain] Daisy, brace yourself,

because you're about to be charmed by the chat

Omar, take it away.

It is good to have new girls in the house.

Because it was getting a bit boring to be fair.

-Was it? -For me, anyway.

-What is your usual type of boy then?

I do usually go for the indie musician...

-Yeah. I can pretend to play the guitar if you want.

No, but, honestly I am more of, like,

Like, I don't go for looks or anything like that.

But they have to have some sort of ambition.

-Like, drive. -That's interesting.

That is sexy to me.

Is it? So I am sexy to you then?

-I don't know what you do. -I was in property.

I was, like, top salesman for ages.

I got headhunted for recruitment.

So what's your, like, goals? What's your, like, dreams?

You are in glamour at the moment. Is that what

I do glamour. I make skin care products like

It is good to obviously meet a girl

that wants to do things for herself

I hate girls that are lechers and money grabbers.

They want to live off their partner, for example.

I want a man that has money, though, who treats me nice.

I completely understand that.

I think a guy should always charm the lady and pay.

I will always pay, regardless.

With Daisy, I am pretty hopeful.

I'm gonna flirt with her, have a few more dirty chats

'cause I know she probably likes it.

She likes it a bit naughty, I can already tell.

I think in this day and age, men don't have any class

I disagree with you.

-I don't think so. -I think I've got class.

-Maybe you have. -You'll have to find out.

I reckon, in the next couple of days,

No doubt about it.

[Iain] Incredible.

-So, who are you two paired with now?

-I'm with Chris. -Okay.

-How is that going? The both of you.

I swapped from Chris to Luis, 'cause I, like...

-Me and Luis have more of a connection.

[Naomi] It's gonna be hard for me to take

But Josh is completely my type

And Luis isn't my type, but the more time

the more I think he is really good-looking.

-I am picking out three at the moment.

Chris, Luis, and Josh.

[chuckling]

Can you imagine Jess?

I wouldn't, through fear. Through pure fear.

I'd be cut up in my suitcase and sent home!

But he's so cute.

He's got a lovely head of hair.

-Amazing eyes. -Yeah. Really penetrating.

-Yeah. -So light.

Girls get jealous. End of.

-They can say what they want, but girls get jealous.

It is a natural feeling. On the outside, you wouldn't

It is hard enough to be like, "You know what? I am jealous."

I don't ever feel threatened.

But I think just being in here,

I do not know why it is winding me up.

[Iain] So who do Naomi and Daisy really fancy?

to find out. Bring in the Jonathan!

Nice to see you girls know exactly where to be

Well done girls.

You chauvinistic pig!

-Who do you fancy? -Huh?

-Straight in there. -I just want to know.

-Who do you fancy? -Jordan is nice.

Oh, Jordan, okay.

-His eyes just lit up. -What about you, babe? Luis?

Yes. Luis and Chris.

Luis and Chris. Okay.

Which one are you veering more

Oh, I think, it's a...

-It could be 60/40, to Luis. -To Luis?

Hmm. And you are just Jordan, that's it.

He seems nice.

I sense he is my kind of guy.

But then no-one else? Just Jordan.

Yeah.

Just Jordan. All right. Cool.

Thanks for that, girls.

What you want, a coffee or a tea?

-I would love a tea, please. -All right.

-Danielle mugged off Chris, didn't she?

So I'm thinking if Danielle mugged off Chris,

if a new guy comes in, some posh guy from Chelsea.

Hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Oh, good.

-So if some posh guy comes from Chelsea...

Oh, Jesus!

-You're fuckin'... -Sorry, I had to

So if some posh guy comes from Chelsea,

I look at Naomi and I think, I could be

But me and Danielle are close,

It's all in the air at the moment, I don't know

For you, there's going to be a lot more drama for you

'Cause Danielle isn't the one that's gonna go,

She's just gonna be like, "Okay. Whatever."

Jess is gonna go...

[cocks gun] "Where the fuck is he?"

I just think Naomi is, like, cute and innocent,

And her eyes stand out. Her eyes are just like...

And it's like, yo...

Choose your next move very carefully.

Because she is about to go fuckin' off.

-[Iain] Coming up... -For you to take him

I'm not gonna be happy and it's gonna ruin

[Iain] Jess marks her territory.

[Iain] Jess is still feeling insecure about

so she's offloading onto Rachel again.

My head is just all over the place.

And then the girls come in, and he is like, nah.

Completely different.

-They are lovely girls, though.

When you look in someone's eyes,

I don't think she's going to pick Josh believe me.

-Hmm. -No way.

She is pretending she likes Omar,

He was so grateful for it. So grateful.

And now, I just want to give him a big slap.

Idiot! He is so annoying.

He's clearly doing it on purpose. Fucker.

-We will soon find out. -Yeah, exactly.

[Iain] At lunch, the Islanders get some news.

[phone beeps]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

What?

Read it out.

Come on.

[laughing]

-Shit! -What do you mean?

Are we all single now?

Isn't that obvious? Clearly, it goes, I think

Naomi and Daisy, you will each

After that, you will couple up. So, who are

God help me.

I think, immediately, all the girls

I could see Jess's face immediately changed.

-Who are you going pick? -Let me think about it.

-You have to think about it? You haven't thought about it?

I could tell the girls were really taken back

we're going to be stealing their guys.

It kind of put me and Naomi in the spotlight.

But not like a really good spotlight.

So we are all single?

Yeah, we're all single. But we've all still got

-Do you know what I mean? -I'm not single.

So they can basically pick whoever the fuck they want.

You girls have got the opportunity

Regardless of the couples.

But be careful who you pick. You do not want to get hurt.

Be careful of who you pick because it will cause drama.

Yes, so, we...

If you pick Jordon for your couple before you've actually

Speed dating is fine, but if you pick him

We're gonna have a problem.

You've grown some cojones girl.

People need to remember the situation we have been

You guys pick whoever you want but...

Every single decision will have

Not really. You know who's close and who's not.

-So, I'll go with someone I don't like?

I didn't say that. You do what you want.

You choose who you want to choose.

I'm just so stressed today about the girls.

Naomi, I know she likes Josh. I know she likes him.

I can see the way she looks at him.

I understand it is out of your control,

but for me, I am close to him,

and for you to take him away from me

It will ruin my time in here.

Just keep that in your head. I know it's totally up to you

but I will be devastated, babe.

I know you don't want to do that.

I have no control of that. Just bear in mind that

I know it is not about me.

But I have shared a bed with Josh for seven days.

For somebody else to get into bed...

We have had a bit of a fumble and that.

And for someone else to take my place

I'm going to be devastated. I know you fancy him.

-Yeah. -But...

It is up to you, babe. It is up to you. But...

Do you think you will go for him?

I don't... It's...

I actually don't know. That's the honest truth.

So you would do that to me? You would choose him?

You would choose him?

I have not made a decision. But...

-I don't want to be stuck with someone I do not like.

-But have a little bit of respect for me.

I'm not bothered about what you want and stuff,

but for me to be in here,

No. Don't get sad.

-I knew this was going to happen.

Have a little bit of respect. Girl code,

Never come in here, and no matter how much

I would not take a guy off a girl that

That's just wrong if you ask me.

What are you saying, Jess?

Right, the thing is obviously,

you think that's not gonna upset me?

I'm just being honest with you, Josh, and you

Yeah, I know. I will be honest with you.

See what happens. I do not know what

Do you like her or not? Do you like her?

She is fit. She is good-looking.

Everyone thinks she's good-looking.

I don't know her enough to like her.

[whispering] This is kicking off so fast.

I'm genuinely scared.

There is fear behind my eyes.

It is getting so heated. I'm not used to this

Just because, like...

You know what, I don't give a shit.

I am going to choose who I like.

Nothing's gonna stop me.

If you are not threatened by her,

That's wise, yeah?

I wasn't threatened by the twins,

I'm not threatened by anyone.

You shouldn't be worried then.

Did you not see what Zoe did when they said they were

She stuck up for him. What did you do?

You're just like, "Oh, I'll just see what happens."

Are you joking? I've just been so upset

And I cried, okay?

That's it. I'll be honest.

What more does she expect me to do?

The way that I respect, what more do you

[Iain] Whether Jess likes it or not,

- First up, Naomi and Chris. -So, why did you pick me?

When I first came in, you were definitely

one of the ones I looked at

-Looks-wise? -Yeah, initially.

-So I have fucked it up in time. Yeah!

-And it's been slightly downhill since then.

Chris, is a good-looking guy.

Very driven, very successful and that's what I like.

And no turn-offs as such.

Tell me about your dating history,

-Three long-term boyfriends. -How long's long-term?

Two years, two years, three years.

-How much time in between? -Um, no time.

They overlapped.

-You jumped... Oh, my God. -Somewhat.

But I have been single for a year.

[Chris] How does it feel? Are you itching to get back

I love being single but I'm definitely

I think I am much happier when I'm in a relationship.

-Could you please go and grab Luis for me?

-But it was a lovely date. -It was a lovely date.

[squeals] I thought you were leaning in properly there.

I was going to fall in.

That seemed to go pretty well.

I think that I get her more, and I feel like she gets me.

[Iain] Next up, it's Daisy and the banter-saurus rex

Is there anything you would like to know

Because I'm just going to be upfront with you.

I think you're a really nice girl,

Obviously, I do really like you.

We can definitely have a good time.

-We got a kind of a similar kind of humor.

But for me, I usually go for guys

Yeah, so I am a bit young?

And you're younger than me.

I would never even go with somebody that's my age.

I personally think you should give it a go.

Omar felt like he was trying to impress me too much.

Which for me is kind of like a turn-off.

Is there somebody that you like

No, no, no. I haven't made a move

It is a decision to be made. Like I said it's not...

-It is not friend island. -Yeah, I know.

I would go with, obviously, the love part of it.

[Iain] Oh, God.

Anyway, do you think I'm a good-looking bloke?

[Iain] Oh, good God.

-Yeah, you are. -I think I am

All right, babe, it was lovely

-Thanks. I enjoyed that chat. -It was good for

And I hope you make the right decision.

-Yeah, well... -I'm the right decision.

[giggling]

I think me and her would be a good match.

It is just whether she can get over the age thing.

What is her name again? Her name is Daisy, isn't it?

[Iain] Still to come...

Naomi lays it on the line.

Today has been a really hard decision...

So the person I've chosen is...

[Iain] So far in their speed dating day,

the new arrivals have met one boy each.

Next up for Daisy, it's Chris.

[Daisy chuckles]

Welcome to Love Island.

How long have you been single?

I have never had a boyfriend.

-You've never had a boyfriend? Jesus Christ.

-I had one when I was in school.

I was, like, 14-15.

Yeah, that doesn't count. It definitely doesn't count.

So, who do you have your eye on

You and Naomi.

You have to give me something...

I don't want to, you know... 'Cause I've to make

I'm not going to say, if I choose you, then I'll

Do you think I am the kind of guy that would

I just want to choose someone that's into me.

I would say at the moment that there isn't anyone else

Except for yourself and Naomi that I'm interested in.

Still, the two.

[Chris] She wasn't too happy with that answer.

So, I might have managed to blow my chances.

-How are you doing? You all right?

[Iain] Next up, Jordan.

I am more paranoid with you, because the way

I feel like more...

-What is your normal type? -I don't have a type.

-Yeah? That's me fucked, then.

[laughing]

-I go for more artistic guys. -Yeah.

-A producer, musician or something.

-[laughs] -Three Blind Mice, maybe.

Daisy is a lovely girl. She is very confident,

If Daisy picked me, I wouldn't be stand-offish.

It would be 70% Zoe, 30% Daisy at this time.

I'm attracted to you, but I don't know...

I think I owe Zoe to get to know her as well.

It's just odd. You're going to

Any decision is fine.

-It is like you are blocking me off.

-Do you want to take a risk? -I am a risk taker.

That is all I am going to say.

What's happening? You all right?

-Hello. I'm good. How are you?

Next up was Luis. You are quite chilled out.

I have got two different sides. The laddish side.

I like a lad.

And then I have got the quite sensitive side.

Ticking all the boxes.

How do you feel about being a free agent?

Potentially I think we could be

I think we will have a lot of fun.

It takes me a while to trust someone.

-Are you worried that I would...

-I have the same worry with you.

You could be my match.

The more time I spend with Luis, the more

I think he's a really good-looking guy.

I just don't know whether I trust him.

I feel like it is an easy decision.

-But anyway, cheers. -It was lovely to spend

If you could bring Josh over.

Obviously, it's Josh now.

-Nice to see you. -You smell lovely.

[chuckles]

Josh!

[chatting]

Literally, just tell me. How do you feel?

-Are you all right? -I am good. How are you?

I am good. How are you feeling?

Do you want to get in?

-I'm okay. Do you want to? -Let's get in.

[giggling]

I want to keep my cool, but I struggle with that.

If this is you keeping your cool...

I'm fucked.

-[all laughing] -Fuckin' hell.

You have been crying and screaming for the last

Obviously, I think you want to know the situation

-Yeah, that would be helpful. -Yeah.

'Cause I feel like I might have like, daggers

So, basically, um, if you like me,

[chuckling] I love how direct this is.

-Yeah, yeah. -How did you

She was like, "Do you actually fancy her?"

I was like, "Well, yeah, she's good-looking."

I worry, like, because when we were upstairs

she kind of played the girl code card on me,

and was like, "I wouldn't do that to another girl."

I think, like, she is threatened by you.

-Oh, oh, yeah. -And at the end of the day,

I don't want to spend my time here

with someone who I don't really get on with.

I feel like you come with more baggage.

Oh, yeah.

-Is that what you are worried about?

I've been a little bit worried, obviously,

I do not really know how the other girls

nervous to pick Josh,

purely because of the backlash.

I think she will be really upset. Really upset.

-Oh, God. Dilemmas. -Mmm.

Dilemmas, but...

-I think you know what to do. -I think know as well.

That's why I'm worried. It's nervous smiling.

[humming]

-You all right? -Yeah, how are you?

-How was your date? -All right. It was good.

-Oh, yeah? -Mmm.

-Are you going to crack on, then?

-Is that a yes? -I don't know.

-Do you like her or not? -Um, yeah she's an

-She's hot. -You are mugging me off,

-I haven't mugged you off. -I don't know

Like, can you just not be outright with me?

Yeah, like, think about how I didn't go off

And you're just stood here in front of me saying,

"Yeah, it went really well. Yeah, I really like her."

Not really like her, but it went really well.

Yeah, well, she is good-looking, I can't deny

You know what I mean?

I'm not gonna stand there and say no.

That's what you asked me.

-[Jess] Forget about it. -No worries. Just leave it.

You literally have no respect, do you?

for me or fucking women, do you?

-How do I have no respect? -Well, you clearly don't.

I'm not being funny. You clearly don't.

As soon as a girl comes in, you just completely

Don't try and turn it around and say it's because

What do you want me to say? "Oh, no, I didn't like her.

-"I didn't crack on with her."

She's a good-looking girl. I will try

-She's a good-looking girl. -So, why...

So, what else... What else do you

"No, she isn't." Lie to you? If I lie to you, then that's

So, if you don't like the truth,

you shouldn't... Don't ask me the questions.

Well, yeah, obviously, I wanna know

-You told me, that's fine. -Then you know it.

So why are you getting aggy over it?

You just do not give a fuck, like, about how

You just do not care. Do you know what, yeah?

If that is how you feel, you wanna crack on with her

But if you ask me, that is mugging me off, mate.

That's just riddick. You are all riddick.

How do you think I'm gonna feel now

in this house now that you wanna

Do you think that's... You know, do you think

Clearly not. You obviously don't give

or that if I'm bothered or not.

D'you know what? You're young, you think

that's what you think you are, yeah?

And you think as soon as a hot bird walks in here,

you're gonna be like, "Yeah, fuckin' I'm on that.

-If that's how you... -You look like

If that is what you think, you've just shown yourself.

Well, that's what you think.

You told me that's what you think.

Scared by you. That's scary.

-What are you on about? -You are scary,

You're a fucking knob. You are a fucking prick.

I swear, if you crack on with her, I will fucking

Just fuck off. Go and sit with your

-This place is falling apart. -It is no family

You know what, I'm going. I'm gonna...

-No, you're not. -[sobbing]

It's over with me and Jess. We just had a big argument

and she said that she's gonna punch me in the face

[chuckling] But...

It is one of them, you take it with

He just come over and said to me and I said,

And he went, "Yeah, it went really well, she is really

I'm sure she wanted me to lie or something because

she was like, "How did your date go?"

"It went good. It went good."

And, uh, Naomi is a gorgeous girl.

I'm not even bothered about him.

I've completely been mugged off

for some fucking little blonde little fucking rat.

Do you know what I mean? Don't mug me off.

Just bore off, you busy girl.

[sobbing]

How the fuck am I supposed to sit in here with...

[sniffles]

You know what I mean?

I just can't be arsed with this bullshit anymore.

Just make sure you look really fit tonight.

I will, anyway.

[Iain] It's time for Daisy and Naomi to choose

What a lovely, warm atmosphere.

Okay. So, it's been a really hard decision.

But um, the reason for the guy I have chosen is

because he is the one that I feel that I have

And obviously, that I am attracted to.

Oh, my God.

Jordan.

I'll apologize for snogging your man later.

[all chuckling and exclaiming]

-Sorry. -Move away.

I wanted to smack her in the face. [laughing]

She is playing a game. And it is so obvious.

I knew that from the moment I saw her.

-Might get some sleep tonight.

Today has been a really hard decision.

Not one that I have taken lightly at all.

I have chosen a boy I would like to be coupled with.

I have to go with my gut instinct.

And they are the person I was most attracted to

when I came in the house, and they are

like I could get along with best and have a laugh with.

So, the person I have chosen is...

-Josh. -Shock!

-Thank you. -Oh, bless. How cute.

[all laughing]

Hilarious, right. Hilarious. Talk about girl code.

Forgot about the girl code there, didn't you, darling?

Why do you have to like... Just be happy

What, I'm happy she's not taking you off me?

You have just been arguing with me,

-Don't fucking smile about it, then.

You're literally, like... You're fucking

Keep your hands to yourself, please.

You can't keep your fucking hands to yourself, clearly.

[laughing] What have I done that is wrong?

You are. You are.

-What have I done that is wrong?

You need to be honest to yourselves and each other

It doesn't matter how other people feel.

Everyone was already in a couple. So whoever

I'm on about you girls, I'm just generally

someone that I've been coupled up with

doesn't really give a fuck how I feel.

-It's not really nice. -That's the way

So, you can unpack now, girls.

Fuck this. I'm off.

I can't be arsed to sit here.

Hey, don't feel like... It's all right.

[sniffing]

[cries] I can't believe he's making a fuckin'

[sobbing]

I saw her date with the Italian.

[gasping] Fuckin' little bitch.

We all know she is fucking lying. She's lying

-What are you on about? -We have seen it on TV, Jess.

Shut up! Just shut up!

Fuck off. [yells]

What I have seen is what the public have seen.

Are you not understanding that?

She is talking out of her fucking arse!

At the end of the day, she's mugged me off.

Fuck off. Stop sticking up for your new little

Out of my fucking way! [sniffling]