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[Iain] 12 Singles came to paradise looking for love,

adventure and the chance of winning £50,000.

One, two, three...

-Are you ready? -[girls screaming]

Is there anyone here that you fancy?

I fancy you. And I said it.

Who pied who last night? Because I ain't

That's why I said, go back to the house.

You didn't pie me off though, did you?

I don't think I'd be safe with you.

[Iain] Over the next hour,

I'll be bringing you the ups and downs...

I don't wanna do this.

-Highs and lows... -[laughs]

And comings and goings, of an incredible

What a jock.

[Iain] ...on Love Island.

[theme music playing]

It's going to be a long, hot summer.

[Iain] This is Love Island.

Welcome to our look back, at an unforgettable

in this, the Love Island villa.

The villa's the last word in luxury,

packed with all the little extras.

There's a giant pool,

a gorgeous bathroom,

a fully fitted gym,

and the one thing every luxury villa needs...

-No way. -Can't wait to get in there.

[Iain] Sexy singles.

-How are you, buddy? -All right.

-How are you, man? -I'm doing great.

-What's your name? -Josh, what's yours?

-Chris. Nice to meet you. -Chris.

-Ha. -This is going

[Iain] This is how it all began.

Look at this.

Is that where we're going to be going,

[both laugh]

[Chris] No way.

-Check this, mate. -[both laugh]

This is... It's... This is sick.

-[Joshua chuckles] -[Chris] This is mental.

-Mate, absolutely scandalous. -It's summer, mate. [laughs]

I am Chris, I am 27, and I'm a club promoter

I am not looking for just one-night stands or

I am actually looking for something a little bit more.

-How old are you? -21, mate.

-I'm 27. -27?

Experience and youth, it's a dangerous combo.

[both laugh]

I am Josh, I'm 21, and I am a self-employed joiner.

[chuckles]

I do sleep around a lot, but underneath that,

Like, I wouldn't cheat on a girl,

I do have morals.

I am doing Love Island

because I just haven't found that right girl yet,

to calm me down and chill me out.

Little bit of a difference to Newcastle's weather, like.

-[Joshua] Definitely, it is. -[both laugh]

Definitely a difference to Bolton's, I'll tell you

I'll tell you that.

[grunts]

[Joshua] There will be some sound lads.

That have got a bit of banter.

[Chris] Aye-aye. Hi, lads. [Joshua] How are you, mate?

All right. Good, mate, are you?

-I would have gone topless, if I knew.

-What's your name? Chris. -Omar, mate.

I am 22, and I am from Leamington Spa.

I am a bit of a lovable rogue,

Jack the lad, you know, a bit of a all-round idiot.

I am looking for love on the island,

and if that fails, then maybe just a few cheeky spoons

[Omar] What type of bird do you usually go for, then?

Do you know what, mate? I don't need a type me.

Certainly, nor me,

as long as one's got a pretty face and a big bum.

Yeah. Yeah, and a decent set of cans.

-[grunts] What's up, man? -[all laugh]

You right there, mate? Nice to meet you.

-Omar. -Luis.

I am 20 years old.

Ex-professional football player

Let's crack on.

[camera shutters clicking]

I love my ladies, but I've been single

and I feel like going on Love Island,

I can, maybe find that Kim Kardashian kind of girl.

How old are you, dude?

I am young, mate. I am only 20.

-Are you? -[Luis] Yeah.

You are the youngest guy here. -Just the baby, innit?

-[Joshua] Yeah.

Are you turning that anti-clockwise?

-[Omar] Mate, it's the young age, mate.

-Oh, my, God. -[Omar] I don't know

[all laughing]

What's happening? You all right?

Jon.

I am 25, I am from Essex, and I am a builder.

Of course, I'm a builder, but I'm more

I do not really like getting dirty.

I wouldn't say, I'm scared of falling for someone,

but I would say, I'm very apprehensive,

but if the right girl comes along,

she's on the island. You never know,

There's no chicks in there now?

-No. -[Chris] This is it.

-Just boys. -[Chris] This is all there is.

-Just us five. -[Chris] Has to be

Boys, hello.

-You all right, mate? -You all right?

-What's your name? -Jordan. How you doing,

[Jonathan] You related to

-No. -[all laughing]

I am Jordan, I am 31. I am from Gloucester,

and I am a ground worker.

Working hard, as always.

I am quite shy, I am not confident

I quite like the alternative girls, like,

Maybe, like a female version of me,

but obviously a bit smaller. [chuckles]

And a bit more lady-like.

[Chris] How long have you been single, Omar?

-[Omar] About two weeks. -Two weeks?

-[Jonathan] Two weeks, shut up!

[laughing]

[Jonathan] Oi, boys. Oi, boys,

This geezer, here, he's been single,

-[Joshua] Did you sack her off for this?

[Omar] No, no, no, no, no, no.

He's sacked off, hasn't he?

"Sorry darling, it can't happen.

[all laughing]

[Iain] With the boys in place,

Love Island's very own queen cupid Caroline,

arrived to bring in the girls.

Okay, let's meet our first girl.

This is Hannah.

Oh, my, God. You all right? What's happenin'?

-[Caroline giggling] -[Hannah] Hi.

I'm 25. I am a Scouse, from Liverpool,

My last fella, I split up with,

'cause he cheated on me, with, like, some dog head.

The main thing I am looking for

you've gottta be funny.

[Caroline] Have a long look at these guys,

and think which one takes your fancy,

because, it's down to you, to decide,

which one you want to couple-up with.

Boys, if you fancy Hannah, you can step forward.

[boys laughing]

[Hannah] Don't all run at once and all that.

[boys chuckling and talking indistinctly]

So, Jonathan stepped forward, anyone else?

Chris has stepped forward.

You could also, choose any of these four, just here.

It's up to you.

-Go on, I'll go with you, babe. -[Jonathan] All right, go on.

[Caroline] Aw, our first Love Island couple.

You all right?

Let's get the next girl in. Please welcome Danielle.

I am 23, I am from London,

and I work in marketing for a private members club.

I guess I am fairly posh. [chuckles]

Anyone that's immature is a big turn-off.

But then, at the same time, I don't like them

and tell me that their party days are over.

[Caroline] Danielle, we're gonna make it

and I'm gonna ask the boys, if they fancy you or not.

So, boys, if you do fancy Danielle,

[boys chuckling]

You can choose any guy here, if you would like to

So, it's up to you. Who would you like to choose?

Um, I'll couple-up with Luis.

-[Caroline] God, good-looking couple.

-[Luis] You all right? -[Danielle] Hello, how are you?

-Nice to meet you, you all right?

-[Danielle] Mwah. [chuckles] -[Caroline] She gives a kiss.

[Caroline] Yeah, nothing is set in stone. Remember,

when the other girls walk in.

Everybody, this is Rachel.

I am 26, I am from London, and I am a full-time mum.

It's so difficult to meet someone

I had a type, it was like, you know, really fit,

But now it's more about personality,

'cause I've done the looks, kinda thing.

So boys, if you fancy Rachel, please take a step forward.

-[Caroline gasps] -[Danielle laughing]

[Caroline] Luis! How could you do that?

Rachel, you have the choice of all six boys.

So, which boy would you like to

[chuckling] Um, Luis.

-[Caroline] You're gonna take Luis away from Danielle.

Okay, Danielle, you're gonna come to stand with me

[Danielle] Okay.

-[all laughing] -[boys jeering]

Okay, I think it's time to meet our fourth girl.

I am 24, I am from south London,

I started going to church nearly two years ago.

I absolutely love going to church.

Everyone is just so friendly and so nice.

♪ Born again ♪

Most of all, I will be looking for personality.

Such a lie, I love a bit of looks. [laughs]

I want a hottie. Find me a hottie. [chuckles]

[Caroline] In front of you, six lovely lads.

We've already got two couples.

and we've got Hannah and Jonathan.

It is up to you, who you decide you want

You can choose from anybody.

So, boys. If you fancy Zoe, please step forward.

[chuckling and talking indistinctly]

[Caroline] Wow. Okay, so Luis has stepped forward for you.

He was, of course, coupled-up with Rachel.

He was also coupled-up with Danielle, before Rachel.

[all laughing]

Have we worked out what kind of a player Luis is now?

-[Rachel] Yeah. -[Luis] Shit.

[Caroline] You can pick any one of these guys,

if you want to couple-up with them.

Cool, I'm gonna have Luis anyway,

because I don't have any options either.

[Caroline laughs]

There we go then, off to the sub-bench.

-[Caroline] Rachel, you come and stand with me over here.

Another kiss. Wow.

Everybody, meet Lauren.

I am 26, I am from Walthamstow

and I am a community sports officer.

"Apparently," I am the girl that

Well, I actually did nothing wrong, it was just a picture.

My perfect man would be

somebody who doesn't really care what

because that's what I'm like. [chuckles]

There are two couples in front of you already.

We've got Luis and Zoe,

-Hannah and Jonathan. -Hi babe.

[Caroline] Luis has already stepped forward three times.

Okay.

[Caroline] So, boys, if you fancy Lauren,

That is a bit awkward, innit?

Boys?

-Why are you all looking at me? -[all laughing]

Okay, no one stepped forward. Lauren, it is down to you.

Which boy would you like to couple-up with?

Well, I feel bit awkward now, because no-one

-[all laughing] -[Lauren] Um, okay.

so, unfortunately, you've got me. [chuckles]

Ah! Lovely Jordan. Okay, time to couple-up.

-[Lauren] Hello. [chuckles] -Nice to meet you.

Okay, let's get the last girl in.

Jessica, welcome to Love Island.

I am Jessica, I am 22, and I am from Oxford.

I am loud, wild and probably, the biggest flirt ever.

Girls always judge me on the way I look.

I really couldn't care.

Anything else?

[Caroline] We still have three single lads.

But it's up to you, you can choose any of them.

So, guys, if you fancy Jessica,

[boys chuckling]

[Caroline] Oh! [Laughs]

All of the boys have stepped forward,

apart from Jonathan, who has remained faithful.

Jessica, it is all down to you.

Um, is it Jordan at the end?

-[Caroline] You're gonna go for Jordan?

Wow, okay, Lauren, if you would like to come

[all laughing]

[Caroline] Come and join the subs bench.

[all laughing]

-Hello. Are you all right? -Hello. Yeah.

Okay, Danielle, you get first choice of the

Well, I'll go for Chris, 'cause, uh, I haven't heard

-Yeah. Hi. -[Caroline] Aw.

-Nice to meet you. -[Caroline] Chris and Danielle

Rachel, who would you like to choose?

I choose Omar. Yeah.

[Caroline] Okay.

-[Omar] Hiya, there. -[Rachel] Hi.

[Caroline] There is our fifth Love Island couple.

Lauren, that's mean you're coupled-up with Josh.

You all right, Lauren? My name is Josh.

[Lauren] Oh...

Over the next six weeks, the public are

and the winning couple could, potentially win £50,000.

-[Jonathan] Result! -[all laughing]

[Jonathan] Hey, I ain't complainin'.

I hope you have a brilliant and romantic time here,

And I'll see you very soon.

[Iain] Coming up...

-[cork pops] -Whoo!

Jonathan takes his bunny to the beach

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

[burps] Sorry.

-[laughs] -Sorry.

[Iain] The day after coupling up,

Jordan and Jess, tackled a question

that's baffled philosophers for centuries.

"Who fancies who?"

What's the craic with the boys anyway,

do you think they actually fancy anyone? No?

[Jordan] Obviously, I think Jon likes Hannah,

but I mean, a blind man can see it.

Well, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Like, 100%.

No one else is, really, opening up about it.

What about yourself?

Got your eye on anyone?

I don't know, like...

-Put you on the spot, haven't I? [laughing]

What? Oh, fucking hell, what is this?

Oh, my, God, are you fucking joking?

-[Jordan] What? -[laughing]

[reading]

-[exclaims loudly] -You're joking.

-[Jordan] What? Like... -Shit, son.

But, be honest, right?

Is there anyone here that you fancy?

Apart from, like, I don't know if you fancy me.

Do you fancy me? Probably not.

I fancy you and that's it.

-That's it? -Yeah.

[Iain] So, Jess was faced with a tough decision,

and when you're faced with a tough decision in the villa,

there's only one thing to do,

bring in the Jonathan!

If you like Josh, you like Josh.

-[Jessica] Does he? -Yeah.

-How do you know? -'Cause we spoke about it,

We speak. Me, Luis, and Josh, and the boys.

Should I call Josh over and we could have it out?

Okay, come on.

-Josh, come over here, please, mate.

Come over here.

-[farts and laughs] -Oh, my God.

-What is that again? -All right, Josh.

I know you think Jess is hot.

She wants to swap, so you two talk it out, sort it out,

If you come back and don't swap you're a pair of mugs.

-[Jessica] What do I do? -[Jonathan] I'll just get my...

Right, it's what you wanna do with Hulk, innit?

I don't really fancy him.

You're going to have to tell him that, aren't you?

Stop pussyfooting about. You wanna swap, swap.

-[Jonathan] Come on, Josh, mate.

-[Jessica] Let's just swap. You have to swap.

-[Jonathan] Hang on... -[Jessica] So do you fancy me?

-Finally got him. [squealing] -[Joshua]

Oh, my, God. This is so awks.

-[Jessica] Okay. -[Joshua] Hulk,

We guess, we've come to a decision.

Right, she said she wants to swap...

[Jordan] Yeah, that's fine.

-Yeah? -It's cool.

-[Jessica] Yeah? -I just don't want to,

Hey, you both going down...

No, that's fine, mate. Don't worry about it.

Obviously, it's a bit embarrassing,

and obviously it's a bit of a kick in the shins,

but, you know, it's all part of the game.

-You both happy? -No. [laughs]

[Iain] It turns out there's one thing

than being told you're getting dumped.

Not being told you're getting dumped, until after

Poor Lauren.

I know we have only been in here 24 hours,

but I don't feel like, there's anyone in here,

Girls that I am gelling with,

or guys that I am gelling with, I feel like,

the ugly duckling, in the whole group.

[Iain] Josh and Jess, didn't want to rub

so they rubbed their own faces.

-[Jessica] You all right? -[Joshua] Yeah, you all good?

Yeah. Are you happy with the swap?

-Yeah, you did a good swap. -Yeah, don't let me down.

What do you mean, don't let you down?

What do you mean? I find... What!

[Iain] All was peaceful in the villa.

The new couples were getting along just fine,

Which meant only one thing, it was time to

-Girls! -[Rachel] Oh, my, God!

-What? -It says...

Oh, wait, I've got it.

[reading]

[girls screaming]

[indistinct conversation]

Why, is a new person coming in?

Some of the boys are actually shitting themselves now.

All the girls are absolutely, dead excited.

[Iain] Could things get any worse for the boys?

[cell phone beeps]

[chuckles] John? What? There's two?

There's two guys comin' in.

[Iain] They absolutely could.

Two boys coming in?

[Rachel reading]

So there's two.

[Iain] As the lslanders speculate about the

Hannah and John headed off on a date.

It took five men to squeeze her

It is like me first date, in about two years.

-Very romantic, Johnny boy. -[laughs]

[both laughing]

Woo! Look at the heart. So cute.

-[chuckles] -Whoo!

Do that thing where we put our arms around,

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -I've seen in movies.

Yeah, 'cause we are in a bit of a movie right now,

[Jonathan] Yeah, let's do it.

Three, two, one.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

-You all right there, babe? -I'm gone, yeah...

[burps] Pardon me.

-[laughs] -Sorry.

So how are you feeling about everything?

I am a bit nervous.

Do I make you nervous?

I don't know what the word is.

-I know a word, apprehensive?

No, I don't know what that means.

No, I don't, I think, like...

I mean, like, when you do, like, flirty little things,

I get a bit like, like a little girl,

-Yeah, yeah. -Like, in that way,

I think that's because, I actually, genuinely,

-Do you know what I mean, though?

I'm happy, because, like...

I'm sitting on a beach,

I'm drinking some moody champagne...

In this heart bed.

[both laughing]

And you're actually looking like

-Oh, as if? Shut up. -[laughs]

-[laughs] -But, yeah, you know what

Well, I did say me type is someone who is a howl.

You are making the whole villa howl.

Do you know what I mean?

And then, obviously, I love your accent.

-Do you actually say strawberry daiquiri.

-Strawberry daiquiri. [chuckles]

Well, I've had a good day today.

And I haven't kissed you properly yet.

You know, and I think...

-I think you should let me kiss ya.

It's got too much filler in it, that's why.

[both laughing]

[Iain] Back at the villa that night,

Caroline introduced the eagerly anticipated

Italian stallions, John and Tony.

Definitely the best looking twins on the planet.

As soon as we rock up on the island, the guys are

We're a two man wolf-pack, and we're going on the

The island doesn't know what's gonna hit it.

Hurricane Alberti.

[indistinct greeting]

[Iain] The twins chose

and Chris' partner Danielle,

to take on a date in the hideaways.

[Joshua] Jess said that she was

She might not do. She might fancy him.

If she wants to crack on with him, fine,

but the geezer's messed with the wrong guy.

-Really? -Yeah.

When the girls asked Danielle if she'd change,

she said that she was gonna stay loyal.

I think it would be a shame if we did get split up,

but it's gonna make it interesting,

if this guy is really her type

Then we'll have to see if she sticks to her word.

-Oh! What is this? -Oh, very nice. [chuckles]

-[Danielle] Oh, my God, what do we do?

-Drink champagne? -[Danielle] Oh, we've got to

-Oh! Fucking hell. [laughs] -Oh. [chuckles]

If you find out that she's doing anything,

if they kiss, or, I don't know,

-like, if she's showing some affection to this guy...

-Would that be it? -Yeah, no go, mate,

Me and John, we're really good cooks.

Are you?

-Oh, my God, I am excited. -Yeah.

What's the best thing you can make?

Um, meatballs. We're famous for Italian meatballs.

I can't wait to try your balls.

I can't wait to taste them. [laughs]

For fuck's sake.

Are you really happy I chose you? Are you glad I

Get you away from him? No, we get on really well,

-As friends. You're the most beautiful girl in there.

-It was, obviously, yeah... -It made my choice easier.

Really, really, lovely.

[Iain] The dates appeared

Danielle was feeling bubbly,

and Jess was downing bubbly, like loads of bubbly,

like, stop drinking.

[chuckles] I know, I'm terrible, I can't

-That happens around me. People get excited.

[laughs]

[Tony] Yeah, I kinda knew she wasn't my type of girl.

The way she acted, or anything like that.

I want a classy girl, and not someone like that.

I have never been in a full-blown relationship.

-Have you not? Really? -No.

I, like, date... I love the dating scene,

I love wining and dining girls,

but I've never met a girl who I'll fully commit.

-You won't commit? -Yeah.

I always say to the girls, I'm like,

you've gotta get the fanny twitches,

-if you're not getting the fanny... [laughs]

That is fucking disgusting.

There's nothing there. She ain't got a brain cell.

[Iain] So, as you can see, love was in the air.

Now the question was, would they stay?

-[cell phone beeps] -Okay, so mine says...

[reading]

[Danielle] I didn't really feel any chemistry,

I did feel it was a little bit awkward.

Oh, my, God. I just...

I'd go sleep with Josh, if you want, it's up to you.

You just told me to go and sleep with him.

No, I didn't.

You just said, "I'd go and sleep with Josh."

I'll go back there, then. I am going back.

[indistinct chattering]

Hello. So, I've had to make my decision.

-Uh-huh. -Yeah?

You're fucked.

I stayed with you. Oh, my. [laughs]

Oh, my babe.

I was really surprised at just how relieved I was.

I'm just looking at you now, and I'm like,

Do I stay in here? Do I not? Fucking hell.

Don't, just don't look at me,

because, I think you're attractive and that...

You know, I've made my decision.

-Now, I can't go back on it.

Even though I'm pretty tempted,

[all screeching]

[cheering]

Not so much Italian stallions, bruv.

-[Iain] Still to come... -[cell phone beeps]

Almost got bad news for the boys.

In the next 48 hours,

-two boys will be dumped from the island.

What?

[Iain] While the twins got cosy in the villa,

Josh and Chris were wondering just how cosy they got

with their other halves the previous night.

I tell you what is interesting,

I'll tell you what's well interesting.

They said that they kicked Jess and

and they did not want them to stay.

And the girls are just flat-out denying it.

-What happened last night? -What happened?

So we heard that you got kicked out.

Obviously they are gonna say that.

Yeah, I think they are just fronting it.

No, they are just trying to say that, so it doesn't

Jessica, 100% wanted to stay in the room.

She's just gone out there to save face.

"I left him in there on his own."

I was very happy on my own.

Who pied who last night? Because I ain't

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -It's as simple as that.

-Would you have stayed? -Yeah. No, not really.

Yeah, you would.

You're proper cocky, aren't you?

[Rachel] Today I was 50/50 about who was

Because the twins, um, they're trying to

Why would I come in here and be like,

screaming off my head and going...

-But, Jess, that's after this morning.

If you'd pied me, I would have said, "Hey, look,

That's what I said. I said you were honest.

I said I do believe you, like.

He's just doing it 'cause he doesn't want to

That's why. Do you know what I mean?

-I believe you then. Yeah. -Yeah.

-Sad. -Knobheads.

[Iain] Over lunch, Omar got a text that made the boys

I bet you that happens...

[cell phone beeps]

[Omar] All right, listen, listen, listen, I got a text.

I got a text. All right.

[reading]

-...will be dumped from the island.

What?

So basically, the two boys that haven't got anyone

are gonna get dumped from the island.

[Hannah] It'll be the girls picking, then.

All the lads' heads went, uh, every one

-Everyone was really... -The mood just

The shit's just hit the fan.

Imagine if you pick a girl that you think is gonna

and then she fucking pies you.

[Joshua] Who do you reckon is gonna stay loyal?

Um, obviously, us.

Hmm.

I do not really want anyone to go,

-I just want them twins to fuck off.

I think I am safe to be fair.

She stayed loyal last night. She's gonna stay loyal

But only time can tell.

[Iain] Jess and Danielle didn't hit it off

But two other girls are about to get their chance.

-[indistinct chatter] -[cell phone beeps]

Hang on, hang on.

[reading]

[squeals]

-I need to go. -I want to go with Tony.

I want to wear the pink shorts.

I will go on a date.

I really want to see what your opinion is...

Because obviously you two said things

I do wanna get to know them

Can't just write them off because they've just come in.

I'm keeping my options open.

-[cell phone beeps] -What was that?

-Read it out. -[reading]

[cheering]

-All right, I can't cook. -[cell phone beeps]

[Iain] Seconds later, Omar received the same news

but had a slightly different reaction.

[Omar] Mate, I can't even be bothered.

I'm excited, actually.

But it's a bit cringe. Like, two guys

What is cringe about that? It's amazing.

Yeah, you don't know if they really like

We get two dates in one night.

The men are coming on, the boys are going

-May the best guys win, mate. -That's it then.

See you.

Smells like fuckin' shit.

What's it's gonna feel like to lose to us two?

-Let's see how you two get on.

Done! Bring the girls on!

[laughing]

-You look very pretty tonight.

-You look nice. -Thank you. You look very

-Thank you. -A little flower for you,

-Oh, thank you. -There you go.

Oh, don't you hate that romantic stuff, Rachel?

Didn't you say that specifically earlier?

It's called romance, mate. You won't know about it.

[chuckles]

-Cheers. -Salute.

Oh, salute, of course. Italian.

Yeah, so what are you doing here?

Why are you on Love Island? Why now?

Why now? 'Cause obviously,

I am at an age where I want to find love

Do you think the girls in here are gonna wanna

That's the thing, we gotta figure that out.

So why should I pick you then?

I think I'll win hands down over Omar.

I'm more of a gentleman.

Hopefully, I can show you how ladies should be treated,

Hmm.

I just want to find somebody who's not going to be

I don't want someone who's gonna be looking for

The whole relationship is trust and being

Otherwise, there's no relationship.

-'Cause I go to church every week.

-Do you? -Yeah, I do.

-Say if we got coupled up... -Yeah.

And another girl came in that was

-what would you do? -Um...

I'd stay with you, 'cause, obviously when you

But what if you don't? The next swap might be

I don't think I'd be safe with you.

-Why? -No way.

I don't think anyone could be more my type than you.

Oh, you sound so genuine.

I don't believe you, my love.

You got to, like, trust your gut instincts

This is harder than I thought it was gonna be.

[Iain] The twins had served

Now it was over to Josh and Omar, our very own

[Zoe] Oh! Thank you very much.

You won't be needing this.

[laughs]

Oh, thank you very much.

I'm sat in front of a beautiful girl,

-having the best dinner of my life.

Isn't that the reason you're shittin'

-I ain't got any pants on, babe.

I'm gonna have to wipe down the seat

-I didn't think we would get a date today.

-I'm happy that we have though.

'Cause I thought you friend-zoned me

-You look really nice today, anyway.

-I'm not your type. -No, but...

If someone else walked in here now, you would go

I told you I will not leave you

You're only saying that now because you think that maybe

No, no, no.

I do feel a connection, I do feel something.

-But I do feel something. -I do fancy you, though.

Do you? [laughs]

When you walked forward, I was like, yes.

You got real shy now, I could tell.

Anyway.

[Iain] With the dinner over,

the girls served up their verdicts.

-Hello, how are you? -Good. Thanks.

-So, how are you, guys? How are you feeling?

A little bit anxious to see what you are going to say.

But I think we both respect your decision, so...

Yeah, we had a really good two dates.

Like Omar, I wasn't expecting your food

Yeah, yeah.

Um, it was really nice to meet you.

-Very good banter. We got a lot in common.

And you made me go all giggly and weird,

And Luis, I could actually talk to you and get to know

because I thought I saw a nice side to you that

Mmm-hmm.

But how are you guys feeling though?

Um, I think there's chemistry between us and I'd

where that would lead.

Anyway, I'd like to get to know

Hmm, what about you, Omar?

I think a friendship in here is more genuine than

Hmm, I would like to couple up

The battle is lost, but the war

-[Tony] I think you made the right decision.

Well done, mate. No hard feelings.

-No worries, man. -Oh, my balls are cold, mate.

We are going to couple up, because we are loyal

But in this house, I've got to stop

-because everything is going to change very soon.

So, I'm sorry for saying that, but tonight I am going

-if you do not mind. -Excellent.

I just feel like she's kinda mugged me off.

Um, she's gone with someone else.

-I'm gonna go. -[sighs]

[John] That is what we have

mix things up and get the girls we want.

Yeah, definitely winners tonight.

-Twins always win. -Twin take-over.

Twins taking over as per usual.

We put the winning in twinning.

I hate fake people.

I think they are really, really gonna, like,

-The twins or... -Yeah.

I do feel bad for her.

The thing is you know you're saying

-I think I'm more naturally attracted to you.

And I'm getting a little bit fed up of having to kind

-Yeah, I know. -It is doing my head

Yeah, I know, same.

Because I wanna see that as well, because

in the pool, when I first saw you, I was like, fuck sake.

It's funny. I always laugh at that one.

I always wanted this chat with you.

I know, I do. But it is really risky,

Because if it doesn't happen

then we've kinda fucked it for ourselves.

Hmm.

She obviously likes me. She has liked me

Like, I wanna stay in the villa.

Ultimately, what I've gotta do is get with Danielle.

Simple as.

[Iain] Coming up, the pressure gets to Lauren.

I've been forced into a situation.

[sobs] But I'm not happy picking between anyone.

[Iain] When morning arrived

Rachel was shacked up with Tony

and Zoe was with John,

which gave Omar and Luis

the chance to really get to know one another.

Morning, everybody.

Morning, sunshine. This house is so complicated.

I don't think anybody can keep up.

[Iain] And the villa was about to get even more

-[cell phone beeps] -Got a text. Got a text.

[reading]

[cell phone beeps]

Girl power, girl dramz.

Why do the girls always get the power?

[Iain] With the recoupling

everybody had their own approach.

I am not prepared to fake my affections for someone

Totally the same. Totally the same.

Lauren, I don't fancy. I'm not gonna pretend I do

-just to stay on... That's not for me.

I am going to drop a bombshell here.

-I've actually found Zoe more attractive.

I wanna, like, get to know her

-I've heard she likes me. -Yeah?

Maybe you should just try and nab her off

And nab her off one of the twins.

The twin can fuck off. And Omar can see

-[laughs] -Yeah.

[Iain] And Omar wasn't giving up without a fight.

It's good, obviously, to give the twins a chance.

But they have... They've said...

I'm not gonna bitch about them because I think

But they have said already that they would

step on anybody else's toes if they had to,

to take other birds and stuff, do you know

They've said it, so...

Yeah, I make my own mind up on things anyway.

Of course. Of course, and you are a strong,

[laughs]

[Iain] Now, Jordan fancied Zoe, Jonathan gave him

-There's no time to waste. Off you pop.

Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, just talk to Hulk quickly.

I think you two should have a quick conversation

[Zoe sighs] This is gonna be nice

Yes! We smashed it with that one.

Over the past couple of days, I have found you more

-Thank you. -Honestly, I have.

I think before we just, we didn't really speak.

-I haven't spoken to anyone, really.

Honestly, I find you more and more attractive

Thank you, I think we should

Yeah, see if I can do better than the old matey boy.

That's what I mean. That's what I am

time with him last night.

Yeah, we did, and I think he feels

Yeah, because I like Lauren to bits, but there is not

Jordan said that he found me more attractive.

I don't know. I wasn't really listening.

I was just like...

But then it kind of poses the question of what

But Jordan fancies me. Whoo-hoo!

That's all. Thanks.

[giggles]

[Iain] The situation called

What it didn't call for was Jonathan.

Okay, can I just say one thing.

Who would like Zoe and Hulk to get together?

Fucking hell.

[all laughing]

-Just trying to help. -What's happening?

Did it upset ya? Why you upset?

I'm not upset. It's just a bit awkward.

-Come on, come on. -Everyone knows

Obviously, everyone knows something apart from me.

That was my fault, I should not have done that.

All right, Zoe and Jordan like each other.

-Okay. -Sit down, sit down.

I wanted to talk to Lauren before you guys.

That's why that was really... Thank you for that.

Jordan and I had a conversation.

I literally went, "Whoa!"

But 'cause, I, honestly, there's still John,

If I was coupled with Jordan then what would you do?

It just puts me with nobody, if that makes sense.

But then if Jordan likes you and you like Jordan,

there is no point in me staying with Jordan.

Like go for it, I'm not going to be, like,

"Oh, my God, you're a big bitch.

I ain't fighting over a guy.

[Iain] With Lauren single, Chris saw a potential

As far as I am concerned, I think that you and Danielle

But what it means is that I need to crack on with

I don't know. I don't know. It's up to Lauren, innit?

Absolutely.

I think you just need to make

and then maybe something will happen.

Just try not to fuck it with Danielle.

[both chuckle]

[Chris] There are definitely three lads in the villa

that are vulnerable at the moment.

Myself, twin John and Omar.

Two of us are gonna be going home and only one of us

[Iain] The guessing games were over.

It was time for the girls to make their decision.

-[Jonathan] Good luck, everybody.

Yeah, good luck, boys.

[Iain] Lovebirds Hannah and Jon

Jon.

[applauding]

[Iain] And so did Jess and Josh.

I do find him the most attractive

Go on, girl.

[Iain] Zoe had to choose between an Italian stallion

The bloke I wanna couple up with is...

Jordan.

Danielle plumped for Luis.

Luis. I really enjoy his company.

[cheering]

[Iain] And with just four boys remaining,

-Omar. -Thank you.

[Iain] Rachel left Lauren to choose

I've been forced into a situation

But I'm not happy with picking between anyone.

Chris.

[Iain] So the twins were left to pack up

and head back to Italy. Sorry, Manchester.

-Need hotter girls next time. -Yeah.

Some pretty girls with some class and personality.

I heard them say, "Well, none of the girls

Specially that one," and pointed at me.

You ain't allowed to talk about me like that.

I don't wanna talk to you.

-Okay, fine. -Goodbye. Go upstairs.

-See you later. -Bye, bye.

-I really liked you on that date.

-You're a massive game player.

You do it to everyone. You did it to John.

-You're a game player. -See you later.

Fuck it.

They were meant to be these gentlemen.

They make out they are these classy gentlemen.

And yet they were two-on-one

and they just made me feel that we made the

[Iain] Later on Jonathan got some news.

Now, I'm no psychologist but I think he was

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.

News just in.

[reading]

Hashtag, timeout.

[Lauren] I wonder who that is gonna be.

The whole villa is like, on us now to go in

I feel pissed off because there is pressure like that.

I've never spoke to someone about having sex with them

-You know what I mean? -Do you want to have

Do you what I mean? Like, what the fuck?

But it's just this situation,

You know I'm 25. If we wanna have sex,

but I felt like I was 16 years old, babe.

It was just all pissing me off.

[grunts]

I feel like a fuckin' tit.

I can't even explain to you why I'm pissed off.

Yeah, I know, I know.

The whole villa is literally convinced,

that two new girls are coming in

and like, you know...

I don't know. Fucks shit up easily.

Oh, fuck off.

He's sitting there making that jokes.

"Well, if other girls come in,

I'd wanna go shag them."

I was like, "Are you messing, like?"

You've just mugged me off, I've just stayed with

-I do genuinely like you. -I do genuinely like you,

I know you two are friends and all that.

I'm not gonna allow me and Hannah to get fucked up

who I'm never gonna be interested in anyway.

Doesn't matter what she looks like.

I'm not gonna allow it. I'm not gonna have it,

[Iain] Jonathan and the other boys are about to have

because during the live show, rumors became reality,

and these lovely ladies made their entrance.

I am Daisy. I am 24. I'm from Birmingham

I am Naomi, I am 23. I work in marketing

I am looking for a man that has ambition,

who knows what he's doing, he's confident.

Men should have charm and that's it.

The boys I like are arrogant, cocky and good-looking.

I definitely want to make a bang

I want to shake things up and I love dating,

so, I want to meet the boys.

-Hello. -How are you doing, girls?

Hi, I'm Omar. Nice to meet you.

-I'm Naomi. Lovely to meet you too.

-Look at Omar. -It's stunning.

[indistinct chatter]

-She is unreal. -Look at us.

That guy's really, really funny.

-I am Jon. -Yes.

Look at her bum. Her bum looks very nice.

-[laughs] -Got an ass.

Whoo! Yeah!

Oh, I think you will fit in very well,

-It's the winning. You can't win, really.

You know what I mean? You can't win.

-Shut up. -Who are you telling

-I am telling you to shut up. -You fuckin' shut up.

Okay, you've lost it. [sobs]

It's not fair because I'm caught between

I don't know why he is winding me up.

[giggles]

[Naomi] I think everyone is fair game.

This whole loyalty thing, I don't understand.

Choose your next move very, very carefully,

-because it's about to go fucking off.