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* Xiaolin Showdown

* Xiaolin Showdown

Kimiko: What's with Dojo?

I am afraid it is Dojo's ailment.

It is about to make itself known.

Why's everyone staring at me like I'm some kind of freak?

I am not a freak!

Easy there, feller. Nobody said anything.

Out loud.

It happens once every 1,500 years or so.

A craving for shen gong wu so overpowering

he'll be forced to devour anything in his path to get to them.

If not stopped...

The world will cease to exist as we know it!

Exactly.

He will have to be locked in the box for 24 hours.

Has Dojo ever gotten out of his box?

It has only happened once.

It was the last time anyone saw Atlantis.

Raimundo: It's happening! It's happening!

Sorry. Couldn't resist. Heh heh. False alarm.

But I am sensing a new Shen Gong Wu.

Or am I?

Uh, it's just a wu. Ready to board.

Please keep your hands inside the dragon at all time.

I am sorry, Dojo, but I am afraid

it is too risky in your current condition.

But I have to go! I always go!

If you like, you could draw up a map for the others to follow.

Ok, ok. If you want a map, I'll draw you a map.

Since Dojo will be...Indisposed,

you will take the silver manta ray.

All: Whoa!

Raimundo: Silver manta ray!

Whoa! Cool!

Fantastic! I'm gonna do to the driving!

However, one of you will have to remain behind to watch Dojo.

Master Fung is wise as always.

Raimundo, you will remain behind.

Grrr!

No, Omi, you will be the one who stays.

Why should I remain behind and Raimundo go?

It took him the longest to become an apprentice

and no one thought he would make it!

Ahem.

Oh. I mean, except for me.

Master Fung: Remember, the smaller assignments

are often the more difficult ones.

If I say so myself,

this time I deserve a pat on the back.

Unfortunately for you, you don't have any hands.

Wuya: When you're done playing with your little toys, Jack,

you should know a new shen gong wu has just revealed itself.

What?

And the timing couldn't be better.

Dojo will be locked up for the next 24 hours.

What?

It'll give us the chance to get to the Shen Gong Wu first!

Even you can't screw this up!

It appears I have spoken too soon.

Ohh. Heh.

Dojo: Orthopedic sandals, check.

Foot ointment, check.

Entertainment center, check.

Are these bolt cutters?

Uh, yeah! How did they get there?

Never saw them before!

Wouldn't bolt cutters

be most helpful in aiding your escape?

Just making sure you're on your toes.

You pass. Remember--

you can't believe a word I say.

Ok, then I cannot believe what you have just said.

Yeah! And you should know,

I'll try every trick in the book to get out!

I may even speak gibberish.

I am prepared to cover my ears if necessary.

Dojo: Excellent!

Now, do me a favor, will you?

Open the door so I can get those egg rolls?

No! You're not supposed to let me out! That was a test!

Oh, I am most ashamed.

Remember, I can be very clever.

Now, really, let me out. I need the egg rolls.

No! I sense another trick!

Once again you have proven yourself most clever!

Ok, ok, enough already.

The test is over. I'm starving!

This is it, Dojo!

I can no longer hear your trickeries!

* la la la, I cannot hear Dojo *

hey, I'm serious!

Look, nothing but scale and bone!

I'm wasting away here!

Let's bag this wu!

Kimiko: It's the tunnel armadillo!

Looks like you came a long way for nothing, Xiaolin losers!

Use the Shen Gong Wu!

Good idea. Thanks! Glove of gisaku!

All: Huh? Aah!

Brilliant, Jack! For once you did something right.

You know, an evil genius could take that the wrong way.

Aww!

Omi, it is Master Fung. Dojo is holding me prisoner.

No! I do not believe you!

Please let me out. I'm lost.

No! No, I cannot!

Omi, this is your mother speaking!

You open the door this instant!

Omi: Dojo, you are merely wasting your efforts!

Besides, I am an orphan.

Omi, it's Omi!

You've got to let me out!

Ohh, this is now getting most ridiculous!

Ok, so I got carried away!

But, honestly, I'm famished.

Please, the egg roll!

Just slip it through the bars!

Very well, but--Dojo?

This is not possible! Where did you go?

Psst. Up here.

Bleah.

Now, give me those egg rolls!

Hate to eat and run, but we're sensing a new wu.

But don't worry...

We'll be back for some stir-fried Omi.

Ha ha ha ha!

My fellow warriors, I would be most appreciative

if you'd be so kind as to open this door!

Omi? How in tarnation

did you get yourself in there?

Wait! What if it's Dojo morphed into the form of Omi?

Oh, no, it is not Dojo doing me, it is me!

Hey, that's pretty good, Dojo.

I am not Dojo!

Where's the real Omi?

He must have abandoned his post. Pssh. Figures.

I did not abandon my post! I am at my post!

Actually, I am inside my post!

But that Dojo pulled his sweater over my eyes!

Ok, that's got to be Omi.

Clay: Looks like we're all feeling

lower than a snake's belly today.

We lost 4 Shen Gong Wu.

Who let Dojo out?

Oh, I am so ashamed.

It appears Dojo is one very crafty dragon.

Oh, this is not good.

How bad is it really?

It has already begun.

A thousand years of darkness.

Why a thousand?

It is really 962 years,

but a thousand sounds more ominous.

Wuya: Aaah!

Dojo's out! It's the end of the world!

Jack: The ju ju flytrap is mine!

And take it easy with the ear-splitting screams!

We must hide while we can!

Aaaaggh!

Boundaries, please!

You know I don't like that!

It's only a matter of time! We must prepare for Dojo!

So what are you so afraid of?

You don't even have a body.

Dojo?

You've got something that belongs to me!

Yeah? Well, just try and get it!

I was hoping you'd say that.

Ha ha ha ha!

Yes! Jack Spicer, ruler of the universe!

Enough warm up. Go ahead...

Give it your best shot.

That was my best shot.

Changing Chopsticks!

Ok, ok, how about a deal?

Wuya: You fool! How could you let this happen?!

Maybe we should just take the Shen Gong Wu and leave.

It will not matter where or how far we travel.

Dojo will find us.

As always, master fung is most wise.

An honorable warrior would stay and--

...fight.

He does know how to make an entrance.

I got me a powerful craving for some Shen Gong Wu.

One stomach and two mouths to feed.

Raaah!

Fist of Tebigong!

Kimiko: Eye of Dashi!

Aah! Aah!

Whoa! Whoa!

Sorry!

Whoa! Unh!

Whoa!

Clay! Clay: I'm ok!

First time I've been on the wrong end of a fork.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

I will distract the dojos, making myself bait.

Sounds yummy! Yum yum yum!

Star of hanami!

Sword of the storm!

We did it!

Oh, boy, did we do it.

Raimundo: So that's what it looks like.

Kimiko: There are some things I don't need to see.

Remember, Omi...

The future of the world is in your hands.

Noooo!

You have eaten Master Fung!

Now you have gone too far!

Ooh, I'm so scared!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

That's a good one! Ha ha ha

now, where were we? Oh, yeah...

Yaaah!

Aaah!

Hit the spot.

Ugh!

I must find my friends before they are digested.

And expelled!

How does such a wondrous place have so many foul odors?

Ahh!

Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay!

You have not been eaten alive by stomach acids.

Reckon we're lucky Dojo never learned to chew his food.

Aah! There's no way out of here!

Except one, but I wouldn't recommend it without a wet suit.

You are such a whiner, Jack Spicer.

What do we do now that we're all captured?

I have not been truly captured.

I have only allowed myself to be captured

as part of my elaborate plan

to save the world from 1,000 years of darkness!

What plan?

I will just need a few of the Shen Gong Wu

Dojo's already eaten-- the reversing mirror,

the Changing Chopsticks, and the Shroud of Shadows.

I got the mirror!

I think Jack has the Changing Chopsticks.

Jack: You know, I've never admitted this before,

but I don't do well in enclosed spaces! Aah!

Easy there, pardner.

Jack Spicer, if we are ever to get out of here,

we must have the Changing Chopsticks.

You want 'em, you got 'em.

I have got to get out of here.

No! Aah!

By the way, why can't you just fly out of here?

Good idea!

No! You can't leave me all alone!

Haven't you forgotten something Omi?

Like how you're gonna get out of dodge?

Changing Chopsticks!

And now, if Kimiko could summon her power of fire

to warm things up a little...

Judallet flip! Fire!

Ahh...Oh!

Looks like Dojo's gonna sweat the little guy out.

Yuck!

Aah!

Mmm. The silk spinner.

Omi: Reversing mirror! Changing Chopsticks!

Not so fast! I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown!

We don't have anything to wager.

I'm sure you can cough something up.

Hmm...

No, just a furball. Or someone's cat.

I wager the Fist of Tebigong for the Changing Chopsticks.

The contest will be who can capture who first.

Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

All: Huh?! Aah!

Gong yi tampai!

That phrase always did make me hungry.

Changing Chopsticks! Reversing mirror!

Yaaah!

Reversing mirror!

Ha ha!

Unh!

Yah! Yah! Yah!

Uh-oh.

With all these Shen Gong Wu, I may have to go on a diet.

Nonsense. You never looked better.

Ha ha ha ha!

Shroud of Shadows!

Ahh... ahh...

You have proven a most worthy adversary.

Perhaps I may have the chance to defeat you again.

Defeat us? Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Hey! What's going on?

Shroud of Shadows!

Changing Chopsticks!

Hey, nice move, Omi.

Never saw it comin'. Thanks for stopping me.

I am most pleased you have learned your lesson.

Now that that's over, you can let me out.

Ok, ok. Can't blame a dragon for trying.

You did well, young dragon,

in resolving your most grievous error.

I will do my best not to end the world

as we know it in the future.

I did all that?

Funny, I can't remember a thing.

You don't remember eating Master Fung?

Nope. Nada. Just one big blur.

But I have to admit, though,

I've got one serious case of indigestion.

Aah!

Nice. And this shirt was a present from my granny.