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Xiaolin Showdown.

Xiaolin Showdown.

I am calm. My mind is clear.

I am not distracted by this most irritating of noises!

Oh! Oh! I'd like to see how long you'd last

with a Shen Gong Wu rash!

What are you talking about, Dojo?

Ooh, there must be a big pile of Shen Gong Wu

getting ready to reveal themselves all at once.

So when is this collection of cats

jumping out of the bag?

Dojo: I don't know!

But I hope it's soon.

My whole body is one big itch of anticipation.

Uh, yeah, too much information.

Sorry. Looks like the first of the Shen Gong Wu just popped.

Kimiko: It says the Crystal Glasses

allow the wearer to see into the future.

I already know my future.

I will be the most wise and powerful

and swiftest of all Xiaolin dragons!

You left out modest.

I do not think the Fist of Tebigong

was meant for this purpose.

Ohhh, yeah!

Yeah, right there. Ohh, yeah.

Eww! Let's hope the rest of those Shen Gong Wu

reveal themselves before you run out of scales.

Raimundo: Ooh, is it getting colder out here?

Dojo: It should be. We're in Russia.

Dojo: Next time, I'm hiding the Shen Gong Wu

in the tropics near a 4-star hotel.

Well, this looks like the rural equivalent of a mall.

Maybe they'll sell us some salve.

Mm-mmm! Warm grub smells delicious.

There is no time for snacking.

We're seeking a rash remedy.

Uh, yeah! For our pet gecko.

Ah, my friends, if it is remedy you seek,

I have vendor for you--me!

What can we get for this?

Is old family recipe for itch.

- Here. - Ugh!

Also will remove paint.

Yeah, fine, we'll take it!

Ha ha!

Well?

No, nothing! I don't feel a--

ooh...Ahh. Yeah.

More! More! More!

Ooh! Sensing a Shen Gong Wu! That-a-way!

Ah, you friend points to old town temple.

2 kilometers north. You cannot be missing it.

Clay: He wasn't kidding.

You'd have to be a blind crow to miss the side of that barn.

The Crystal Glasses are within our grasp.

Uh-oh! Either they've got really big insects in Russia

or that buzzing is the sound of--

Jack Spicer, master of evil.

At your service.

You cannot defeat us, Jack Spicer.

Tell you what? How about we make this interesting?

Just me versus all of you, no weapons.

Hyah! Oh!

I think technically that qualifies as a weapon.

Aah! Aah!

Yeah, and technically you all qualify as suckers.

Ha ha ha! Don't mind if I do.

Unh! Unh! Aah!

Whoa!

Two ton tunic!

Raimundo: Didn't see that one coming, did you?

Tangle Web Comb!

Going up!

Aah! Oof!

Jack is getting away! Unh! Stop him!

Got it covered! Sword of the Storm!

Whoa!

Fist of Tebigong!

Reversing Mirror!

Oof! Unh...

Unh!

I have been tebigonged.

Ha ha ha! Huh?

Hey! Whoa! No! No!

Aah!

Aah! My cart!

Has been in family for generations!

Then you come! Boom!

Unh. Hey, give me those glasses.

I--aah!

First you break family cart, and then you go attack me?!

Oh, hi, guys.

Go ahead and show them who's in charge!

Aaah!

Love to stay, gotta go!

I thank you for retrieving our Shen Gong Wu

from the villainous Jack Spicer.

Is nothing.

Are you kidding? You were great!

Yeah, man, you got the moves.

Heck, we could always use another partner on our team.

We could?

Ha ha ha!

Welcome, young Vlad.

Thank you, Master Fung.

Vlad is a most welcome addition to our team.

But he is the last one, right? Heh.

Yeah. I mean,

just how many dragons in training can there be?

Yeah.

This is great!

Even though I'm not a dragon apprentice like you guys,

I still outrank the new guy!

Da. I am, how you say, lowest branch on tree, yeah?

That's right, Vlad! The worst chores are yours.

Dusting, polishing, and sweeping.

Oh, is my pleasure, Raimundo. Thank you.

Maybe we should keep him on permanently.

Have successfully infiltrated Xiaolin temple

and now ready to take evil plan to next phase.

Jack: Excellent! Oh, and, Vlad,

next time you fake a fight, try not to be so convincing.

Whatever you say, Mr. Jack Spicer. You are boss.

Because I suffered a tebigonging to retrieve them.

Only 'cause you let Jack go reversing mirror on your sorry butt.

Is I who got glasses from bad man.

Sorry, Vlad. New guys last--huh?

Sorry, Rai. Dragon apprentices first.

Huh? Huh?

Perhaps we should settle this with a challenge.

All: Ohh!

A simple game of tag should suffice.

Merely touch my tunic and the glasses are yours.

Sounds good to me!

Hey!

By looking into the future, I know your moves

before you do.

Ow!

Aw, forget it.

I knew you would say that.

The power of the Crystal Glasses should not be taken lightly.

Only the wisest of dragons should attempt to use them.

Why are you wearing sunglasses on a non-sunny day?

They make me look cool.

Why do you want to look cold?

Never mind. You up for a challenge?

Whatever it is, I accept!

And I will be victorious!

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

A most unusual challenge, but if you insist.

Hyah! Yaah!

Aah! Unh!

What happened to the old tiger instincts, Omi?

Oh, so predictable.

Hyaaah!

Left. Right. Sweep the feet. Duck.

Vlad says hi.

Hello, friends.

Wait! This is not right! Yaah!

Looking for these?

Both: Raimundo, did you not hear Master Fung?

This Shen Gong Wu is no toy. Rrr!

Ha ha ha! Is funny.

Huh?

This is where you belong.

However...

Vlad: Our friends are not wise dragons like you, Omi.

Vlad, I was--i was just locking up the vault and--

and did you say I was wise?

Your sight is not clouded by silly distractions.

That is why you will be great Dragon Warrior.

Hmm. I think you are right, Vlad!

It is such shame we cannot look into future

and see you in all your big heroic glory.

Oh, but we can!

The crystal glass? But Master Fung said--

only a wise dragon should use this Shen Gong Wu.

So I'll just wisely take one little peek.

Is our secret.

Crystal Glasses!

Oh, yes! My heroic destiny is coming into focus!

What is this? The temple!

My friends!

What monster is responsible for this terrible evil?

It is...Me.

I am the great evil!

You don't strike me as one who would go over to the dark side.

Yeah, and Rai here would know.

You sure you were looking through the right side of the glasses?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, and why were you even looking in them to begin with, Omi?

My inner evil! It made me look!

It's taking over already! It is decided.

In order to save the future, i must give up my position

as a Xiaolin dragon in training.

Waaah!

Unh!

There's only one path for you now.

You mean, the path of evil?

No. In my country, man of honor

takes a long walk, alone, never to return.

Is honorable thing.

Uh, guys? Omi's gone.

Oh, he's probably in the storeroom,

practicing his flying leopard attack.

No. I mean, like, he is gone gone.

He left a note and everything.

Did anyone know about this?

Mm-mm-mmm.

Hey, I know where we can look.

Looking into the future to see where you will find Omi

sounds like the idea of a wise dragon to me.

Crystal Glasses!

We will find him by a frozen river near hock rock!

Oh, hey! Hey, Vlad! You got any more of your babushka salve?

Vlad?

Oh, please, babushka, you gotta be in here for old Dojo. Oh!

Oh, let's see. Socks, Chekov, Jack Spicer's Reversing Mirror.

Why would Vlad have Jack Spicer's Reversing Mirror...

Unless...

I gotta warn the others! We gotta--

ehh!

It's happening! The treasure trove of Shen Gong Wu

has revealed itself! Uhh!

Whoa! This is great!

Now the only thing I want to hear is Vlad saying--

mission accomplished.

So, Omi is out of the picture then.

Da! By the time the others figure out what's going on, it will be too late.

And we'll already have all the new Shen Gong Wu.

You should not have come for me. Did you not read my letter?

Yeah, and we're not buying it.

But I saw it with my own eyes!

Dojo, what are you doing in the wood box?

Bl-bl-bl! It was Vlad! That snake is really working for Jack!

No way! What!?

Even worse, my rash is starting to blister.

Can we keep this on a need-to-know basis?

We'd better hurry, or we could lose out on our Shen Gong Wu bonanza!

Hop on!

Ew! Ew! Ew!

Gahh!

Leave me be. I am evil.

I will corrupt your quest.

Less talk, more defrost.

The Shen Gong Wu are mine, all mine!

Sorry to bust up your little hoe-down,

but we'll take those off your hands.

What?! How can this be?

I do not understand. How were you so fast with the finding of him?

We used a shortcut.

Jack-bots, attack.

Uhh!

Yahh! Uhh!

What?! Yahh!

Hyah!

Uhh!

Two ton tunic!

Hey! Uhh!

Uhh!

Snap out of it, Omi. We could use the help!

Soon you will be my greatest ally.

I'll even write you your own evil theme music.

* bom bom bom bom bom *

this is not right.

Uhh!

Whoa! Whoa! Slow down!

Uhh!

Uhh!

Uhh!

Uhh!

Sweet! We get the wu and they're all wet.

Ooh, is this Shen Gong Wu!

Our crossing victory over weak-minded little ones is complete.

Ok, hired muscle. Not paid to gloat.

But was so easy to trick weak-minded Omi

into believing he would become evil.

He wears the crystals glass,

has no idea future he sees is reverse mirror trick.

Ah ha ha ha ha!

What?!

This is why gloating should be left to the mastermind.

Uhh! Tsunami strike Water!

Uhh!

Aah! Aah!

It is time for payback, you lying trickster!

I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown!

The contest is, be the first to get out

before the cave fills with Water.

I wager two ton tunic.

And I wager the Crystal Glasses.

Let's go!

Xiaolin Showdown!

Both: Gong Yi Tampai!

Huh?

Uhh!

It is no contest, beating one so puny.

Uhh!

Ehh!

Rrarr!

Uhh! Uhh, uhh!

Uhh! Yahh!

Uhh! Uhh, uhh!

Uhh! Yahh! Two ton tunic!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Uhh, uhh!

Yaah! Uhh, uhh!

Uhh, uhh! Uhh, uhh!

Uhh, uhh! Uhh, uhh, uhh!

Uhh!

Crystal Glasses!

Huh?!

Hah!

Is impossible. Is no way out.

Water!

Huh?!

Ha ha! You fool! You had that victory!

Hyah!

I do not think so.

Water! Huh?

Aah!

Wahh!

Uhh!

Uhh! You are still just little boy!

You'll never find way out!

Allow me to show you the power of Water!

All right! Yeah!

All: Dojo!

Waah!

Uhh!

Now who's all wet?

Oof!

Ow!