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Xiaolin Showdown.

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Xiaolin Showdown.

Omi: Previously on Xiaolin Showdown...

Kimiko: Jack Spicer?

You 3 dweebs are my only hope of defeating Wuya.

The only person who ever defeated Wuya

was Grand Master Dashi.

You missed him by about 1,500 years.

Jack Spicer's evil time machine!

We can really travel back in time?

Oof!

Grand Master Dashi!

I need the secret to defeating Wuya!

I'll build you another puzzle box.

What do you mean you don't know how to get him back?!

Oops.

You sent Omi 1,500 years into the past

without any idea how to get him back?!

This never came up in the beta testing.

I mean, I could only travel back 2 seconds.

You! You!

You...

Doofus?

Thank you.

You doofus!

You trapped Omi in the past forever!

Easy, easy. I can fix this.

Give me a week, tops.

Aah!

Ok, I'll need more than a week.

Raarr!

Aah!

Kimiko, we got us a sackful of trouble.

I hear that.

Hi-ya!

Err!

Rrarr!

Ooh!

Rrr! Unh!

Aah-ha-ha!

Ooh!

Aren't you gonna get in there?

No, but my boys will.

Jack-bots! Annihilatefy!

Oh, yeah! That's my boys!

Shiftin' gears and kickin' rears.

Easy, Jack, Wuya's still out there.

Yeah, this cattle drive is just gettin' started.

You're just sayin' that 'cause you were gettin' pasted,

not like my boys!

Let's hear it for the automatons who get it on!

Raise the roof! Whoop! Whoop!

Whoop! Whoop!

Ohh! Ohh!

Ahh!

Wow! That's...Big.

I surrender!

Ok, put on your game face.

Huh?

Aah!

Rrr!

Dude, you're supposed to stop the puck!

No! Don't eat the...

Ok, let's try something else.

I don't know, basketball?

Aah!

I guess not.

Hey, hey, Wuya, the good time gal.

You up for a little air hockey?

Uh...We'll need a new puck.

Later, Raimundo.

May I present your fallen comrades,

the Xiaolin warriors.

Let me out!

Wuya: Delicious.

My domination of the world

is now complete.

Uh, Wuya, you might want to do a head count.

You're short one Omi.

Omi?

Where's Omi?

Frankly, it's none of your business, ma'am.

Oh? Well, as they say,

I have ways of making you talk.

Jack: He's trapped in the past.

What?

Yeah. He traveled back in time

to ask some guy named Dashi for help.

Omi's in the past?

Yes, and now he's trapped there.

And it was me who sent him back, Wuya.

I was really on your side all the way.

Stupid Omi walked right into our trap.

Whoo-hoo! You can let me go now.

For get it, Jack. I'm not buying.

Really? Even if I whimper?

Omi is really trapped in the past?

We'll never see him again,

thanks to you!

And I hope you feel guilty about it.

Yeah. Nice goin', you two-faced fink.

I...I never wanted anything to happen to you guys.

I...I just wanted my due.

And now you've got it, Raimundo.

To the dungeon with them.

Wait! Wait!

Wuya, what if these guys,

you know, swear loyalty to you?

Maybe they could sort of live in the palace with me.

If they swear their loyalty.

Come on, guys!

You won't believe the stuff she's got!

Video games, race cars, speed boats!

Sold! You can let me go now.

The offer's not for you, Jack.

Boy, you really hold a grudge.

Guys, Wuya rules the whole world,

so come on!

Join the winning team already.

What do you say?

What do we say?

How about...

Dream on!

I'd sooner kiss the backside of a mule.

Dojo: Forget it!

So be it, Xiaolin warriors.

You can spend the rest of eternity

in the dungeon.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Ha ha ha! Now that was fun.

So, how do you play this "air hockey"?

So will Wuya keep us in prison in here forever,

or let us out for good behavior in 5,000 years?

Dojo: Not to worry, my Xiaolin friends.

The old hag made a tactical error.

Really, Dojo?

'Cause from where I'm standin',

looks like Wuya's got it figured out 8 ways to Sunday.

Ahh, Clay! Clay!

She forgot that your standard Dojo comes in 2 sizes.

In moments, I'll super-size myself

and bust out of this cage.

Ohh! Oops!

There's a bad idea.

Ohh, ow!

Come on! There's gotta be a way we can get out of here.

We?!

You're not one of us.

You tried to go back to Wuya, remember?

Hey, what can I say?

I like to keep my options open.

Guys, I keep tryin' to find some ray of hope,

but there just doesn't seem to be

any light at the end of this tunnel.

Wait a second.

I may have spoken too soon.

Indeed, my friend Clay!

You most certainly have!

Omi? Omi.

Omi!

Look out!

Unh! Unh! Hyah!

Orb of toranami ice!

Aah-cha!

Hello, friends.

Omi! But, how...

How did you get here?

It is a lengthy, but very engaging tale,

filled with both surprises and heartwarming--

hate to interrupt your already riveting story, Omi,

but maybe you should get us out of here first.

You know, before Wuya shows up and turns us all crispy?

Oh, yes. Very wise.

Please step away from your cell doors.

Orb of toranami ice!

Hi-yah!

Yah!

Yah!

Ow! Ow!

Little help here, please!

We should be safe here,

for a while at least.

How'd you do it, Omi?

How'd you get back to our time?

A time travelin' shen gong wu, right, Omi?

Gotta be.

So obvious.

Not quite.

Really?

Then how'd you do it, Omi?

Stop interrupting, and he'll tell us.

Mmm!

When I realized Jack Spicer

had foolishly sent me into the past

with no way to return...

How many times can i say, "my bad"?

I admit I was mildly worried.

Aaaah!

Whoa! Whoa, Omi, calm down.

Now tell me what's wrong.

Omi: Fortunately, I had Grand Master Dashi,

greatest of the Xiaolin dragons, there to help me.

Surely, he would have an answer.

Sorry, kid, but I don't have

any time-traveling Shen Gong Wu.

Well, not anymore.

We had one...

But we buried it in Egypt.

Europe. Egypt.

No, Europe!

Don't you doubt me.

I remember with exact precision

where we've hidden each and every Shen Gong Wu.

Ok, whatever.

The point is, we don't have it now.

Europe.

What shall I do, grand master?

My friends in the future desperately need my help.

Meditate on this, Omi.

Wait patiently. The answer will come... In time.

Yes, master.

Master Dashi?

Dojo?

Anybody?!

Fine. I'll just sit here and meditate...

For 1,500 years!

Maybe then I'll figure it out.

Omi: I was struck by inspiration.

That's it!

The only way I could get to the future

was by waiting,

so that's what I did.

You waited?

For 1,500 years?

But you don't have wrinkles

or liver spots.

Or that old person smell.

No, because I had...

The Orb of toranami.

I found the exact place where Wuya

would one day raise her palace.

And then, I froze myself.

Orb of toranami ice!

There, I waited in frozen slumber

as the ages passed.

Finally, 1,500 years later...

Wuya raised her palace,

and with it, me!

Hah!

And so I was free to help you, my friends.

Though I am still very cold.

Does anybody have a blanket?

No, but how about a big, warm hug,

you clever little monk, you?

That will do.

So did Dashi help you find a way to defeat Wuya?

Yes. He gave me this.

Hey, it's a puzzle box

just like the one Wuya was in.

Correct, Jack Spicer.

All we need to do is open this box

in the presence of Wuya.

Mmmh!

Mmmh!

The only problem being

I do not know how to open it.

Uh, Omi, this plan is startin' to sound half-baked.

Oh, no, Clay, this plan is not at all baked.

Grand Master Dashi said that the box will open

when the person who needs to open it opens it.

No, problem, opie.

I opened it before.

I can open it again.

Great. Now all we need

is a plan to get us into the palace

without Wuya capturing us first.

And I think I've got one.

Whoa!

What the matter, Rai?

You look pretty bored for a guy who rules the world.

What are you doin' here?

Did you decide to join me?

Nope. Still rather kiss the backside of a mule.

We escaped, Raimundo, so be cool and let us go.

Or be a loser and come after us.

Better run 'cause I'm comin' after you.

Have it your way.

Guards! Come on.

We got some former friends to catch.

Hmm. How drab.

Much better.

Ok, open it.

Unh! Rrr!

Stop goofing around and open the box!

I'm trying. It won't open.

You said you could open it!

I thought I could.

This box must be different from the first one.

The box is supposed to open

when the person who needs to most open it opens it!

And I really need to open it!

Wuya: Would you like me to try?

Oh, thank you. That would be most--

aah! Aah!

I'm sure I can open it this way.

Aah!

You ready?

Ready as I'll ever be.

Third arm sash hurt!

Star of nobhi Fire!

Huh?

Break all you want, guys.

We'll make more.

Yah!

Unh! Unh!

Unh! Uh! Aah! Unh!

Aah!

Jack: Hey!

What gives?

It was for your own good.

What's wrong with you guys?

Why don't you just fly away?

It's like you're not even trying to get away!

Because you're not!

Quick! Back to the palace!

I guess he figured us out.

Do you think we gave Omi and Jack

enough time to do their thing?

I'm going with no.

Raimundo: Wuya, the prisoners have escaped.

I think they set a...

Not to worry, Raimundo.

They are no threat to me.

Raimundo, help us! Please!

Well, well.

The gang's all here.

I'm guessin' the box didn't work?

Jack Spicer couldn't open it!

Not like you did any better, chrome dome!

You got a magic puzzle box from Dashi?

Impressive effort, I must say.

But how like Dashi to give you the tool

without the knowledge of how to use it.

He always was a fool.

A smart dresser, but a fool.

Now, to unfinished business.

Crush them!

Dojo: Not so fast, Wuya.

Once again, you've forgotten about my ability

to change size.

Like I said,

crush them!

Unh! Gee! Ohh!

Wuya, wait! You can't squish them like that!

Oh, Raimundo, you are quite right.

No need to make a mess of my throne room.

Take them to the dungeon

and then crush them.

Raimundo, pardner, please!

Rai, stop her!

You're good! We know it!

Master Fung chose you for a reason!

You don't belong on the Heylin side!

Raimundo has proven his loyalty time and again,

and that's because I can give him anything he wants.

Anything?

Toys, money, Canada-- name it and it's yours.

I want my friends.

What are you doing?

Dashi!

Whoa, Wuya! The years have not been kind.

No!

No!

Well done, dragon of the Wind.

Whoa! Unh! Unh! Unh!

Get a move on, gang!

All: Whoa!

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Yeah!

All right!

Raimundo, for riches and glory

you betrayed us all.

But he saved us all, too.

Yeah, without him, we'd have been Texas toast.

Or worse.

Guys, guys, I did a lot of damage,

so I gotta do whatever it takes

to make it right again.

Whatever it takes, Raimundo?

Yes, Master Fung.

What's this?

The sash of a Xiaolin apprentice.

It is yours.

It's not that I don't want it, Master Fung,

but I'm not ready. Not yet.

But I will be someday,

you know, if Omi helps me.

It's like Wuya never even ruled the world.

Which is just the way I like it...

For the record.

Yeah, swell. I'm outta here.

Jack Spicer, wait! Please!

You have fought well.

We could not have defeated Wuya without you.

All true. You goin' somewhere with this?

Yes. You should stay with us at the Xiaolin temple,

hone your skills, and join the fight for good.

Me? Fighting for good?

In a bathrobe?

Forget it.

Next time we meet, we're enemies again.

But maybe sometime, if we're not fighting over Shen Gong Wu,

we could all go for ice cream.

My treat.

That would be nice.

We could get a Monday.

Sundae?

Even better.

So, I guess it's back to the same old same old, huh?

Yep. Training...

Findin' Shen Gong Wu...

And stopping evil wherever it may rise.

Wouldn't have it any other way.

Help!