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Xiaolin Showdown.

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Xiaolin Showdown.

Omi: Previously on Xiaolin Showdown...

You have proven yourselves ready for the next level,

Xiaolin apprentice.

I am sorry, Raimundo,

but you have proven that you are not yet ready to move on.

I'm sick of this place. I never should've left Brazil.

Raimundo, your performance in the showdown

was most impressive.

And you are not even a Xiaolin apprentice.

You're right, Omi, I'm not.

From now on,

you can find me on the Heylin side.

He's stealing our Shen Gong Wu.

Serpent's Tail!

Stop!

Why would Raimundo take just one Shen Gong Wu?

Because that one Shen Gong Wu

is all Wuya needs.

The Reversing Mirror is the key to our victory.

It reverses the effects of any Shen Gong Wu.

Serpent's Tail!

Reversing Mirror!

This is bad--

very, very bad.

Raimundo really has betrayed us.

Master Fung: This is most troubling.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha!

Unh! Uhh!

Ha!

Ha! Joke's on you, Wuya.

You broke the Reversing Mirror.

7 years bad luck.

In your face!

Actually, since it's the Reversing Mirror,

it's 7 years good luck.

Ooh, hadn't thought of that.

Crud.

I reckon it's up to us to take Wuya down.

There's only one way to do it.

Xiaolin style.

Orb of toranami!

Hyah!

Next.

Star Hanabi Fire!

Ha ha ha ha!

That tickles.

Third arm Sash Earth!

Whao-aah!

Ha ha ha! Huh?

Shen Gong Wu.

I am so beyond them now.

Let me show you what Heylin magic can do.

Wha-aaaah!

Unh!

Ha ha ha ha!

Aah!

Aaaah!

Arrrrr!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Crush them.

Aaaaaah!

I'm gonna take my beard out of here!

Ok, how do we fight a super powerful Heylin witch?

We're out-classed, out-gunned,

and out of luck.

You must not despair, my friends.

There is always a path to victory.

Huh?

Ok, now you may despair.

Incoming!

Unh! Uhh! Aaah!

All: Aaaaaah!

Kimiko, Clay,

we must hasten our retreat.

The forces of darkness are...

Already here, Omi!

My friends, prepare for our most fearsome battle.

Arrr! Aah!

Tiger claws!

Uh, back up, boys.

Raimundo, what are you doing?

Have you at last seen the error of your evil ways?

Dude, my evil ways are gonna kick your butt,

rule the world,

and drop me straight into the lap of luxury.

You got a point here, Raimundo?

As a matter of fact, I do.

I thought I'd let you mighty Xiaolin apprentices

beg for mercy.

Aah! Aah! Huh?!

Think again, Rai.

Yes, and then think a third time,

because this begging will not happen.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Maybe you guys don't get it.

I'm the only one who can save you.

Jack Spicer: Wrong!

Whoa! I--hey, where is everybody?

Kimiko: Jack Spicer?

What are you up to, you two-faced varmint?

Rescuing you.

You 3 dweebs are my only hope of defeating Wuya.

Heh, sounded like he said Wuya.

He did.

Why would Jack, evil boy genius,

want Wuya, evil witch hag, defeated?

Because Jack has finally rejected the ways of evil.

Unh! I'm still evil right down to my greedy black heart.

Ok.

Then count me among the confused!

I want to rule the world.

Which I can't do...

If Wuya's already ruling it.

Thank you. Ohh!

That is some mighty twisted thinking.

But darned if it don't make sense.

Jack Spicer, you say.

Yeah, I think.

Jack Spicer is a gnat.

We'll deal with him when the time is right.

And that would be...?

Right after we conquer the world.

So, cue-ball,

what's the plan?

We don't have one.

We rarely do.

Really? You've got nothing?

All this time I thought you were

these amazing Xiaolin geniuses.

But you're just as lame as I am.

Ha ha ha!

Wait, that didn't come out right.

Clay: We might not have a plan,

but Master Fung sure will.

Flee, my Xiaolin apprentices, flee!

Arrr!

All: Aaah!

Get us out of here, Dojo.

Roger that!

Unh! Stop the undulating.

Please!

But, Jack, the undulating is the best part.

Hey, ain't you ever rode a dragon before?

Hey, now, come on!

I've got a bad feeling, Omi.

If Wuya controls the temple,

what's next?

Probably the whole world.

I am the absolute ruler of the world.

And all before lunch.

Hmm, what do I do with the rest of the day?

Whoa, this is not what I was expecting.

Of course it isn't.

This whole conquering the world thing,

I don't know if I'm down with it.

I mean, I guess I thought--

you thought you were going to get

everything you ever wanted,

and so you shall.

You--you've got every video game ever made in here.

Oh, no, no, Raimundo.

You've got every video game ever made.

Ah-ha-hye!

Ha ha ha!

Enjoy, Raimundo.

You've certainly earned it.

What you did to my hat, Jack,

well, it just ain't right.

Stop whining.

You're lucky I had a light breakfast.

Ok, I'm stumped.

How are we supposed to beat Wuya

if the Shen Gong Wu no longer work against her?

Well, ok.

I know this is a bit of a stretch,

but what if we dumped a bucket of glue over her?

Glue?

That's going to stop her global reign of evil?

I'm talking a really big bucket of glue.

I hate to say it,

but without master fung to show us how,

we'll never be able to defeat Wuya.

The only person who ever defeated Wuya

was Grand Master Dashi.

Yeah, well, you missed him

by about 1,500 years, kids,

so good luck trying to ask him.

Kimiko: At least not without a time machine.

Did somebody say time machine?

Behold, Jack Spicer's evil time machine.

You are so overusing the word evil.

Hey, I'm trying to build a brand here.

Ooh! We can really use this strange device

to travel back in time?

Well, sort of.

You can travel back in time,

but it's kind of lame.

What do you mean?

Watch this.

I bring you greetings from the future.

Here, let me show you.

You see what I mean? Lame.

I can only generate enough power

to travel back 2 seconds.

And why is that?

Uhh, how to explain

the intricacies of manufactured temporal distortion

to a simpleton cowboy.

Aha! Time machine need much power to work.

Way more power

than Jack can gen-er-ate.

Did you get that?

Cowboy understand.

So why can't you just use the Eye of Dashi for power?

Huh? Of course!

The Eye of Dashi has a limitless supply of energy.

Uh, yeah. Which is what I was about to say

until you two interrupted me.

Way more power than I can generate

unless I use the Eye of Dashi.

Game: High score.

Big deal.

I always get the high score,

'cause nobody else is playing this thing.

Tell the prime minister

it's either unconditional surrender

or I'll knock his jolly old island

to the bottom of the Atlantic.

Arr! Arrr! Arr!

Heh heh heh heh!

Oh, Raimundo, what's the matter?

Isn't everything to your liking?

Yeah, I guess so.

It's just...

It's not as much fun as I thought it'd be.

Didn't I deliver everything I promised?

Oh, yes! But of course.

No, it's not the car.

I--well, the car is nice. Real nice.

Like, the nicest car I've ever seen.

But that's not the point.

What I'm trying to say is

what's the use of having all this stuff

if I've got nobody to share it with?

I need friends.

Oh, Raimundo.

All you had to do was ask.

Really? So you'll play with me?

Me? I'm far too busy ruling the world

for such trivialities.

No. I meant them.

Play with Raimundo.

See to it that he is adequately entertained.

There, you see? All better.

So, uh, you guys like air hockey?

Ok, Omi, looks like you're good to go.

You sure you wanna do this, Omi?

Time travel is very dangerous.

You could Wind up as your own grandpa.

My safety is of small consequence

when the world is ruled by evil.

Yeah, but don't you think you need more Shen Gong Wu

than just the Orb of toranami?

No, you may need the rest

for your battle against Wuya's forces.

Please be careful, Omi.

I will have the legendary Grandmaster to protect me.

But may I have another hug?

I think he's ready.

The time machine is set to send you back 1,500 years.

Now, I won't bore you

with the exceedingly complicated calculations involved,

but I should be able to land you

right at the base of the Xiaolin temple.

Good-bye, my friends.

Oh, and tell Dashi I'm sorry about the shirt.

The shirt? He'll know.

Ok, Kimiko. Light it up, Baby.

Eye of Dashi!

And don't call me Baby.

Omi?

Omi: Aah! Yaah!

Ooh!

This is the Xiaolin temple?

But there's hardly anything to it.

This is most unforeseen and troublesome.

Now how will I ever hope to find Grandmaster Dashi?

Perhaps there may be someone down there who can help me.

Pardon me,

excuse me. Uh--

aah!

I don't suppose one of you could help me?

Pardon me, honorable stranger.

I was wondering if you might be able to--

huh? What? What is this?

Pardon me, honorable stranger.

I was wondering if you might be able to tell me

where I could find Grandmaster Dashi?

Who?

Grandmaster Dashi,

the legendary Xiaolin hero.

I am sorry.

I have never before heard of this...Dashi.

Never heard of him?

How can you have never heard

of the greatest of all Xiaolin dragons?

He alone vanquished the Heylin witch Wuya.

He alone saved the world from 10,000 years of darkness and evil.

So sorry.

I don't keep up with current events.

Then you must be a lazy bones of the highest order!

Hey, Dashi. Good news and bad news.

Good news, I hid the wings of tanabe

in that well, just like you asked.

Dojo?

Bad news, I washed your white shirt

with your red socks.

Dashi?

Nice going, Dojo. You just blew my cover.

Grandmaster Dashi!

My wretched eyes are not fit

to gaze upon your magnificence,

oh, mighty Xiaolin dragon.

Stand up, kid.

You're embarrassing yourself. And me.

Me, too.

Nothing to see here, folks.

Move on. Have a nice day. Good to see you.

Move on.

Ok, kid, so what is it you want?

An autograph? Feng shui advice?

No, grandaster mashi.

I mean, danmaster grasti.

I mean-- oh, my tongue is most tied.

Deep breaths, kid. Just tell me what you want.

Ok.

I need the secret to defeating Wuya.

Nutjob.

Back away slowly.

Kid, kid.

Wuya's locked in a magical puzzle-box,

and she's not coming out.

That's why I'm famous, remember?

Yes, this I know.

But could you make another puzzle-box anyway?

Why?

Because Wuya got out.

When?

1,500 years from now.

In the future where I am from.

Nut...Job.

Whoa!

You better tell me the whole story.

And so, using Jack Spicer's time machine,

I travel to this era.

Let's spell it together.

N-u-t-j-o-b.

So my puzzle-box only worked for 1,500 years, huh?

Yes, Grandmaster.

Ok, Omi. I believe your story.

Yeah. So why don't you hop back in

your little magic pixie time machine and--

you believe him?

I do. The kid's got an honest face.

Here's the deal, Omi.

I'll build you another puzzle-box.

Oh, thank you, Grandmaster.

Hold on.

First you're gonna have to prove you're worthy.

And how shall I prove myself?

I don't know, maybe beat me in a contest?

You mean... a Xiaolin Showdown?

Uh, yeah. That's a good name for it.

Dojo, get me the Sands of Time.

Look, if you can take this pebble from my hand

before the sands run out of this hourglass,

then one enchanted puzzle-box is yours.

But which Shen Gong Wu shall be wagered?

Usually I'd wager one of my Shen Gong Wu

against one of your Shen Gong Wu--

Omi! I'm Grandmaster Dashi.

I make the rules.

Uh, agreed. Let's go!

Xiaolin Showdown!

Nice effect.

Indeed.

Gong Yi Tampai!

What does that mean?

Basically it means ready, set go--oof!

Hey, come back!

Get in the game, kid!

Huh?

Wha?

Huh?

Hey!

Aah! Unh! Oof!

Aah!

Keep up, kid.

Hey!

Orb of toranami!

Shen Gong Wu?

Come on, Omi.

I'm a Grandmaster dragon.

Orb of toranami! Ice!

Ha ha ha!

Aah!

Hyah!

Nice try, but no dice.

Or should I say, "no ice?"

Ha ha ha! Unh.

I have...Lost.

Ah, come on, now.

There's still one tact you haven't tried.

May I have the pebble, please?

Sure.

I am most confused.

If you were just going to give me the pebble,

why make me go through the whole showdown?

- 2 reasons. - It was funny.

True.

To teach you something.

If you're gonna defeat Wuya,

you can't go at her head on.

You'll have to try something unexpected.

Give me the pebble.

How did you do that?

Omi, you can do a lot of things

when you're a Grandmaster Xiaolin dragon.

You'll see...Someday.

Grandmaster, I can not open this box.

The box will open

when the person who needs it to open opens it.

I know, this kind of stuff drives me crazy, too.

It'll work when it needs to. Trust me.

Very well.

And now, with my mission complete,

I must return to the future!

Which I have no idea how to do.

What do you mean, you don't know how to get him back?!

Oops.