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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Here's to surviving
the holidays.
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To Bloody Marys.
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And pumping and dumping.
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Right, my little
buzzy wuzzy buzzkill?
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Dad said you guys are
ironing things out.
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Yeah. Trying to, at least.
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Looks like Christmas wasn't
such a bad idea after all.
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You're welcome.
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God, this drawing
almost ruined everything.
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It's weird.
Mom said it was yours,
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but I swear
I remember drawing it.
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No. No, she's right.
That's one of my drawings.
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Yeah.
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Um, are you gonna
let Wilfred in?
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He's just gonna keep
scratching if you don't.
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I'm gonna pee.
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What are you doing?
Just letting the world know
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what a versatile guy you are.
"A little bit country,
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a little bit rock 'n' roll"?
So, what did Kristen say
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- about the drawing? - I was just asking her
about it when you interrupted me.
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I'm gonna have to sand
and repaint this.
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Dude, it's a compliment.
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I'm basically saying
you're Kid Rock.
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My cab's here.
I'm gonna get a bikini wax,
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and I want to still be a little
buzzed when the lady rips it.
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Uh, oh, hey, real quick.
Um, I-I was just wondering.
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Who's that character?
Oh!
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That's Mr. Floppy Ears.
It was just a silly
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imaginary character I used to draw.
Oh.
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H-How'd you come up
with him?
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I don't know.
I probably made him up.
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It's what most kids do.
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Kind of reminds me of Wilfred.
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You know,
you talk about Wilfred more
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than most people talk
about their neighbors' dogs.
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- I guess I just... - Nobody talks about
their neighbors' dogs, Ryan.
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Thanks.
What? It's not finished.
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"Ryan is a little bit
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chiseled."
It's true.
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You look good.
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Have you been working out?
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Oh. It's for my Instagram.
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If all my friends
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don't see a photo
of every single meal I eat,
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they'll probably start
to think I'm weird.
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Although, since Jenna and Drew
cut me off from people food,
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it's pretty much been
the same photo.
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So Kristen was a dead end, huh?
Pretty much.
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I mean, she thinks
she drew the drawing.
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"Mr. Floppy Ears."
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Then again, I saw myself doing
it in my memory from therapy.
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Well, maybe it would help
to give it a rest for a while.
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You know, distract yourself.
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We could play a game.
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Um..."Balderdash"?
"Scattergories"?
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You think that would help?
Well, it's like
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the pill in the cheese.
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Once a month, Jenna wraps
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these heartworm pills,
which I hate,
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in cheese, which I love.
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I could never solve the problem
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of how to eat the cheese
but not the pills.
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Until one day,
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I go outside
and I have a little game
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of Growly Stick Tug with Drew.
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I come back in,
and then suddenly...
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inspiration struck.
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What did you do?
Well, I started stashing the pills
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between my lips and gums.
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That's disgusting.
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I just wish there was
some other way
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to get more information
about that drawing.
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Nice. I already got 17 likes
on my latest Instagram.
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All my peeps are bugging out
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'cause now they know
what my meal looked like.
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Your peeps?
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Wilfred, you don't have any...
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Bruce.
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What about Bruce?
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He's known you for a long time,
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right?
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Plus, he's a part of this.
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Wh-What if he knows something?
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No, Ryan, Bruce
cannot be trusted.
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He's a snake.
Well, sure, he's a little shady, but...
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N-No, I mean he's
literally a snake.
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You know,
like a hissing, slithering...
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snake.
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What snake thing is that?
You know,
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when you catch a snake
and you try to eat it
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but it bites the inside
of your mouth
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and it makes
your cheek swell up.
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Like...
No.
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- And I've seen Bruce.
He's definitely not a snake. - Oh.
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Because snakes don't walk around
on two legs
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and have opposable thumbs
and talk to you.
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Kind of like dogs, right?
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But most importantly,
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have you ever seen Bruce alone
in a room
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with a mongoose?
Stop playing mind games with me.
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What if I started
messing with your head?
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Oh, my... Oh... I'm sorry.
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That is the cutest thing
I've ever heard.
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You are adorable!
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I'm the master of mind games.
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That's what I do.
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No one mind-rapes people
like I do,
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least of all...
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Shit, there's someone
at the front door.
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Okay, that is
the weirdest thing ever.
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There's no one there,
but clearly
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there was a knock on the front door.
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There's someone
at the door again.
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Ryan?
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Bruce?
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Shit.
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Well, it's quite a surprise,
you just showing up
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out of the blue like this, Ryan.
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Sorry, I-I just thought...
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What? That I had
murdered
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an elderly couple?
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Was living in their house,
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cashing their
Social Security checks?
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I mean, I get it, Ryan.
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I mean, I give off
that vibe, don't I?
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No.
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Deb and her daughter
have taken me in like...
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family.
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Hey, they look nice.
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They are nice.
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They're away at a Christian
retreat this weekend.
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If you're here to visit,
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your shoes have to come off.
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Deb's rule.
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I got your address off
of Wilfred's phone.
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I was actually surprised that
we live so close to each other.
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Did Wilfred send you over here?
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H-He doesn't know I'm here;
I swear.
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Well, he must've
really pissed you off, huh?
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Let me guess.
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He had you kick
your cousin's kid in the face
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with a running start, didn't he?
What? No.
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He didn't have me do that either.
Look,
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I-I tracked you down
because I have some questions.
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I-I was hoping that we could...
Is this
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crayon-related?
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Yeah.
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I knew this day
was gonna come, Ryan.
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Are you familiar
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with the concept of wormholes?
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Like...
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time travel?
Yeah.
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Like time tr...
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You know what?
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I think I've said
too much already.
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This is a bad idea. I think you should leave.
No, no.
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No, I-I need to know.
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H-How long has Wilfred
been in my life?
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Why is he in my life?
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Are you sure you're ready
for those answers, Ryan?
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Yes.
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Well, there's gonna be a price.
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I want Wilfred's testicles.
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Really?
Look, you know as well as I do
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that Wilfred's aggressive.
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He won't stop
till he gets what he wants,
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usually at our expense.
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He's a bad dog. Bad dog!
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And how do you take
a dog's aggression away?
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Isn't there something else I could...
I want
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his balls, Ryan.
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What are you reading?
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Um...
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Eyes up here, mate.
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Just... reading
an article.
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Sorry. Pardon me.
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Pardon. Whoa.
Can you just move?!
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Hey. What's going on?
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Are you okay?
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I went and saw Bruce.
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Damn it, Ryan!
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I told you he's bad news!
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I'm sorry.
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B-But, listen...
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I-I think he might actually know
something about you and me.
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Something big.
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How big?
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Like..."where you came from" big.
And I assume
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that dirty prick wants something
in return for it.
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Yes.
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A-And I should've
told you earlier.
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And-and I swear,
I-I was never actually
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gonna do anything.
Spit it out.
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Spit it out, mate.
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He wants your testicles.
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The family grape seeds?
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Okay. Well,
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if it's balls Bruce wants,
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then it's balls
Bruce shall have.
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Are you familiar
with Vincenzo's Gourmet Meats?
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That place on Rose?
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They make a specialty meatball
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that happens to look identical
to a dog testicle.
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Tender veal,
ground pork sausage,
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slivers of fried garlic and
the slightest hint of paprika.
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Mmm. They sound delicious.
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It doesn't matter
what they taste like.
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All that matters is what they look like.
Stop it!
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This is just another one
of your mind games.
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What are you talking about?
You saw
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how focused I was
on the drawing, so you got Bruce
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to trick me into thinking
he could help.
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All because Jenna stopped
letting you eat people food.
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If I was working with Bruce,
why wouldn't I just ask Bruce
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to buy the meatballs for me?
Oh, wait,
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I'm sure you have the perfect
explanation for that, too.
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Uh, because Bruce and I
are both banned from Vincenzo's.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Mate...
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I'm on your side.
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And I'm telling you,
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I know Bruce.
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And I know my testicles.
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This will work.
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Hmm.
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So I'm thinking we should
maybe get three meatballs.
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You know, in case we drop one.
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Why not four?
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Totally. Better
to be safe than sorry.
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Maybe we should just get a dozen.
Dude, seriously, it's like
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you're reading my mind
right now.
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By the way, this is the longest
way ever to Vincenzo's.
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Wait, we're not near
Vincenzo's.
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Ryan, what's going on?
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Sorry, Wilfred, but this
is the only way.
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Ryan?! Ryan!
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Ryan!
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You weren't kidding.
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- He's a handful.
- Ryan!
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He put up quite
a fight at first.
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But after we sedated him,
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the ear cleaning
couldn't have gone smoother.
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Thanks, Doctor.
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Who's the master
of mind games now?
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Shh...
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What's happening?
Shh.
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Oh.
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You're okay, Wilfred. Shh.
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No. No, no, no!
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No...!
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It was the only way, Wilfred.
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Well, I couldn't risk
missing out on answers--
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the answers-- for some
meatball switcheroo.
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Ryan, you idiot,
there were never any answers!
256
00:11:29,515 --> 00:11:30,782
But Bruce said...
257
00:11:30,850 --> 00:11:32,283
Bruce was lying!
258
00:11:32,351 --> 00:11:35,019
He was in it
for the meatballs, same as me!
259
00:11:35,087 --> 00:11:37,355
Vincenzo banned us
from the deli,
260
00:11:37,422 --> 00:11:40,324
just like I told you
sarcastically.
261
00:11:41,961 --> 00:11:45,663
Oh, my beautiful,
little poppy seeds.
262
00:11:45,731 --> 00:11:48,265
Wilfred, listen, I...
263
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,434
How could you do this to me?
264
00:11:50,503 --> 00:11:54,472
I mean, sure, Bruce and I
were mind-gaming you, but...
265
00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:57,008
this is worse than anything
I ever did to you.
266
00:11:57,075 --> 00:12:00,979
I know. That-that's why I...
And I've done some awful, awful things to you.
267
00:12:01,046 --> 00:12:02,480
Registering you
268
00:12:02,548 --> 00:12:04,348
as a sex offender
in the state of Oregon?
269
00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:06,985
Putting fake blood stains
on the ass of your shorts
270
00:12:07,052 --> 00:12:09,387
just before you go bike riding?
271
00:12:12,057 --> 00:12:14,893
You have done some
awful, awful things to me.
272
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,360
But this!
273
00:12:16,428 --> 00:12:19,230
Everything else pales
in comparison.
274
00:12:19,297 --> 00:12:21,365
I know.
275
00:12:21,433 --> 00:12:23,968
I'm really sorry it
turned out this way.
276
00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:25,770
No, it's okay.
277
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,907
Now that I have no balls,
278
00:12:28,974 --> 00:12:32,410
it's kind of hard
to stay angry at you.
279
00:12:32,477 --> 00:12:34,846
I've heard that some dogs,
280
00:12:34,914 --> 00:12:38,750
once they're neutered,
they start to... change.
281
00:12:38,817 --> 00:12:41,619
Do you think I will change?
282
00:12:41,687 --> 00:12:43,120
It's possible.
283
00:12:43,188 --> 00:12:45,423
Oh!
284
00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:47,659
God, I hate it
when I get like this.
285
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,994
My emotions are just,
like, all over the place.
286
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:55,099
No, no, no. The doctor said
to wait at least 24 hours.
287
00:12:57,369 --> 00:12:59,971
Oh, shit! I forgot
this toy store was here.
288
00:13:00,039 --> 00:13:02,139
Sorry. God, it must be tough
289
00:13:02,207 --> 00:13:04,375
to look at all these fresh,
untouched stuffed animals
290
00:13:04,443 --> 00:13:06,010
now that your sex drive's gone.
291
00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:08,312
I-I'd take you inside, but...
292
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,784
This bag is majorly cute, Ryan.
293
00:13:12,851 --> 00:13:14,819
I can totally see
you carrying that
294
00:13:14,887 --> 00:13:18,222
with my head sticking
out the top of it.
295
00:13:18,290 --> 00:13:19,657
Hey, you!
296
00:13:19,725 --> 00:13:21,059
You look good.
297
00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:22,827
Did you lose weight?
298
00:13:22,895 --> 00:13:25,496
We're totally hanging out
for brunch soon, okay?
299
00:13:25,564 --> 00:13:27,899
She is so fat.
300
00:13:27,967 --> 00:13:31,368
Wilfred, don't you want to check
out that toy store back there?
301
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,973
Uh, yuck! My ears are, like,
totally having a bad moment.
302
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,976
Okay, I really think
you should come see that store.
303
00:13:38,043 --> 00:13:39,443
Wow.
304
00:13:39,511 --> 00:13:42,313
Seriously, it's
moments like this
305
00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:43,848
that I'm glad I no longer
have testosterone.
306
00:13:43,916 --> 00:13:46,651
Men are from Mars.
307
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,454
Everyone knows
store lighting can't be trusted,
308
00:13:50,522 --> 00:13:52,482
especially when you have
a non-traditional figure.
309
00:13:52,491 --> 00:13:54,092
So, try it on now.
310
00:13:54,159 --> 00:13:56,594
Ew, I'm not changing
in front of you.
311
00:13:56,662 --> 00:13:58,129
- Wilfred, I have to tell you something.
- Wait.
312
00:13:58,196 --> 00:14:00,437
Come tell me if you think
this sweater is totally fierce.
313
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,699
And be honest!
314
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:05,069
Wilfred?
315
00:14:11,844 --> 00:14:13,577
Oh, fabulous.
316
00:14:13,646 --> 00:14:15,412
You're awake.
317
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,781
So...
318
00:14:16,849 --> 00:14:19,216
All numbed up, are we?
319
00:14:19,284 --> 00:14:20,885
What the hell is going on?!
320
00:14:20,953 --> 00:14:22,820
Shh, relax. See,
321
00:14:22,888 --> 00:14:24,956
the thing is, well, as
you know, I've changed.
322
00:14:25,024 --> 00:14:26,824
For the better, I think.
323
00:14:26,892 --> 00:14:30,361
But you're still the same
old macho, manly man.
324
00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:34,832
And if we're gonna stay
best friends, well...
325
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,167
I'm sorry, Ryan.
326
00:14:36,234 --> 00:14:38,602
Wilfred, let me go!
327
00:14:38,671 --> 00:14:40,738
We're gonna be such bitches!
328
00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:49,305
No, no, no, no, no! Wilfred, I
didn't really have you neutered!
329
00:14:49,425 --> 00:14:51,025
Everything you're feeling,
is only psychosomatic!
330
00:14:51,092 --> 00:14:53,961
But you did have my ears
cleaned, which is bad enough.
331
00:14:54,736 --> 00:14:57,804
Wait. So, you...
332
00:14:57,872 --> 00:14:59,273
Of course I knew.
333
00:14:59,341 --> 00:15:00,874
I warned you, Ryan.
334
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,244
Never try to mind-game
the master.
335
00:15:03,311 --> 00:15:07,214
Not to mention, pretending
to neuter your best friend?
336
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:10,184
That's like the worst thing
a guy can do to another guy.
337
00:15:10,252 --> 00:15:11,885
Not cool!
But you started it!
338
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,954
It doesn't matter! You
punched me in the nuts!
339
00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:15,989
Which reminds me.
340
00:15:16,057 --> 00:15:18,025
Oh, come on!
341
00:15:18,092 --> 00:15:20,194
You got me harder
than I got you!
342
00:15:20,262 --> 00:15:21,762
Aah!
343
00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:24,097
Oh, what is this,
a dick punch fight?
344
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:25,732
Oh, God!
Oh!
345
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,435
Look at us, Ryan.
346
00:15:28,503 --> 00:15:30,804
At each other's throats, messing
with each other's heads.
347
00:15:30,872 --> 00:15:33,006
How did it come to this?
348
00:15:33,074 --> 00:15:35,176
Or more importantly,
349
00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:37,444
who would want it
to come to this?
350
00:15:37,512 --> 00:15:39,647
Bruce.
Bruce.
351
00:15:39,714 --> 00:15:41,982
God, it all makes sense.
352
00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:44,885
He knew we'd start
mind-gaming each other.
353
00:15:44,952 --> 00:15:46,287
I bet he's laughing
his ass off right now.
354
00:15:46,354 --> 00:15:48,656
So, this was all just a game.
355
00:15:48,723 --> 00:15:50,057
He totally played us.
356
00:15:50,124 --> 00:15:51,492
Not yet.
357
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,294
This game's not over.
358
00:15:54,929 --> 00:15:57,030
Come on in, Ryan.
359
00:15:57,098 --> 00:15:59,400
I'm surprised
you got here this soon.
360
00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:01,502
We got to do this quick.
361
00:16:01,570 --> 00:16:03,036
Deb just ran out to get Tammy
362
00:16:03,104 --> 00:16:05,172
at oboe practice.
They're coming back here,
363
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,841
we're gonna watch
Biggest Loser together.
364
00:16:06,908 --> 00:16:09,510
Are you okay, buddy?
365
00:16:09,578 --> 00:16:12,413
Oh, Wilfred and I sort
of had a little fight.
366
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,681
Did you now?
367
00:16:13,748 --> 00:16:15,382
Wow. That's a shame.
368
00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:18,219
Two amigos fighting like that.
369
00:16:18,286 --> 00:16:19,853
Well, here they are.
370
00:16:19,921 --> 00:16:21,322
I got them.
371
00:16:21,389 --> 00:16:23,224
I didn't think
you had it in you, Ryan.
372
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:27,060
Whoa!
373
00:16:27,128 --> 00:16:30,097
You be sure and tell Wilfred
he can come over here
374
00:16:30,164 --> 00:16:33,334
any time he wants and take a look at these.
Actually...
375
00:16:33,401 --> 00:16:35,536
there was a complication
with the surgery.
376
00:16:35,604 --> 00:16:38,038
What kind of complication?
He...
377
00:16:38,106 --> 00:16:40,541
He didn't make it.
378
00:16:42,444 --> 00:16:44,778
Bullshit.
379
00:16:44,846 --> 00:16:47,814
No, no, no, no.
380
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,283
Wilfred can't die, Ryan.
381
00:16:49,351 --> 00:16:51,352
That's not how this works!
382
00:16:51,419 --> 00:16:53,420
But you... you wanted
to hurt him, right?
383
00:16:53,488 --> 00:16:54,921
You said he was a bad dog.
384
00:16:54,989 --> 00:16:56,490
Yeah.
385
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,225
Hurt him.
I didn't want him killed!
386
00:16:58,293 --> 00:16:59,693
Oh, my God.
387
00:16:59,761 --> 00:17:01,061
Don't you get it?
388
00:17:01,129 --> 00:17:02,496
Without Wilfred,
389
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,265
I got no purpose!
390
00:17:04,332 --> 00:17:05,766
Oh, my God!
391
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:07,301
I'm nothin'!
392
00:17:07,369 --> 00:17:09,737
Well, at least
you have Deb and Tammy.
393
00:17:09,804 --> 00:17:10,904
Deb and Tammy-- shit!
394
00:17:10,972 --> 00:17:11,938
I can't believe it!
395
00:17:12,006 --> 00:17:13,039
Goddamn it!
396
00:17:13,107 --> 00:17:14,841
This is over.
397
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,144
It's over.
398
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,348
Holy shit! Bruce!
399
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,049
Oh, Jesus.
400
00:17:23,117 --> 00:17:24,618
No! No! No!
401
00:17:24,686 --> 00:17:25,686
No!
402
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,889
Hi, Ryan.
403
00:17:28,956 --> 00:17:30,758
Boom!
404
00:17:30,825 --> 00:17:32,593
Mind-gamed, bitch!
405
00:17:32,661 --> 00:17:33,527
Gotcha!
406
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,362
You're insane!
407
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,997
Uh, insane in the membrane.
408
00:17:37,064 --> 00:17:38,499
Yeah. You know what?
409
00:17:38,566 --> 00:17:40,634
I can't believe
you made fun of me
410
00:17:40,702 --> 00:17:42,703
for taking that special effects
class at the Learning Annex.
411
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,104
You guys
412
00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:45,472
are psychopaths.
413
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:46,973
No! No, it was just
414
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:48,776
a prank, Ryan.
When Wilfred told me
415
00:17:48,843 --> 00:17:50,243
that you were gonna try
416
00:17:50,312 --> 00:17:51,878
and put one over on me,
I couldn't resist.
417
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,914
I even got him
to buy the meatballs
418
00:17:53,981 --> 00:17:55,916
after all.
419
00:17:55,983 --> 00:18:01,488
I do love me
some Vincenzo's meatballs.
420
00:18:01,556 --> 00:18:03,223
I thought you were my friend, Wilfred.
I am your friend.
421
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,526
That's why I had to teach you
a valuable lesson.
422
00:18:05,593 --> 00:18:07,553
Never try and mind-game
the masters of mind games.
423
00:18:07,562 --> 00:18:09,630
You cannot win.
424
00:18:15,203 --> 00:18:16,637
What's the matter, Wilfred?
425
00:18:16,705 --> 00:18:18,071
Does it taste a little nutty?
426
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,841
N-No.
427
00:18:20,908 --> 00:18:23,744
But there's no way you...?
428
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,279
Stole a pair of dog testicles
from the biological waste bin
429
00:18:26,348 --> 00:18:28,868
at the vet earlier today 'cause
I figured you'd double-cross me?
430
00:18:28,916 --> 00:18:32,519
No, I couldn't possibly do that.
431
00:18:32,587 --> 00:18:34,822
How could I mind-game
the masters of mind-games?
432
00:18:34,889 --> 00:18:36,523
Let me get this straight.
433
00:18:36,591 --> 00:18:38,124
I'm not gonna be dining
434
00:18:38,192 --> 00:18:39,993
on Vincenzo's
gourmet meatballs today?
435
00:18:41,596 --> 00:18:42,863
Goddamn it!
436
00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:43,897
I went through all this shit
437
00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:46,199
for zero meatballs?!
438
00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:48,836
Get the hell out
of my house, Ryan!
439
00:18:48,903 --> 00:18:50,303
Get out of my house, Wilfred!
440
00:18:50,372 --> 00:18:53,474
Get out! Take that damn
dog testicle with you.
441
00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:57,745
Ryan, I've got to say,
442
00:18:57,812 --> 00:18:59,179
I was impressed back there.
443
00:18:59,247 --> 00:19:00,947
Good game.
444
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:03,176
You're not mad at me for
making you eat a dog testicle?
445
00:19:03,217 --> 00:19:06,052
Well, actually, it was tastier
than one might think.
446
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,121
I swiped the other one
on my way out.
447
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,956
I'm saving it for
later tonight.
448
00:19:13,928 --> 00:19:15,763
Oh, shit!
449
00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:17,831
Did I leave that on
for three days?
450
00:19:21,135 --> 00:19:24,304
I'll admit, it was nice to get
away from this for a while.
451
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,473
Games are always a
good distraction.
452
00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:31,177
Uh, it's Kristen's
drawing, but...
453
00:19:31,245 --> 00:19:34,180
I saw myself making it.
454
00:19:34,248 --> 00:19:37,183
I saw myself...
455
00:19:37,251 --> 00:19:39,720
drawing the blue barn.
456
00:19:39,788 --> 00:19:41,889
Well, may-maybe
that's all I drew,
457
00:19:41,956 --> 00:19:44,157
but why would I...?
458
00:20:13,034 --> 00:20:15,603
Oh, I can't find
anything on the symbol.
459
00:20:16,802 --> 00:20:19,203
Have you learnt nothing, Ryan?
460
00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:22,807
I mean, how did you even find it
in the first place?
461
00:20:22,874 --> 00:20:25,108
You need some distance.
462
00:20:37,589 --> 00:20:40,458
Serious question:
463
00:20:40,525 --> 00:20:43,060
If you knew that you
could get away with it,
464
00:20:43,127 --> 00:20:46,096
would you rape... someone?
465
00:20:46,164 --> 00:20:49,600
No. Of course not.
466
00:20:49,668 --> 00:20:51,902
You know, I'm like-like
talking about,
467
00:20:51,970 --> 00:20:54,438
like, say, if you knew there
was, like, zero chance
468
00:20:54,506 --> 00:20:57,207
that you could get caught,
like, would you...
469
00:20:57,275 --> 00:21:00,478
rape... someone?
470
00:21:00,545 --> 00:21:04,482
Under no circumstance
would I ever do that.
471
00:21:06,084 --> 00:21:08,285
Nah, me, neither.
472
00:21:08,353 --> 00:21:19,126
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