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Thank you for hosting
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Christmas dinner tomorrow night,
by the way.
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You didn't give me much choice.
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Hey, you're the one who
has to watch Wilfred.
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And there's no way he's
coming back to my place.
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Last time, he did that, like,
fish juice thing on my carpets.
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Are you nervous?
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No.
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Really?
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You and Dad haven't seen each
other in almost two years.
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I just saw Dad a month ago
at the grocery store.
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We had a little chat
over some champagne.
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Very funny.
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Don't worry.
The therapy really helped.
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I'm going into this
with an open mind.
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Good.
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Also, I have a little surprise.
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Um, Mom's insane asylum is...
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It's not an insane asylum.
It has, like... ducks.
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Fine. Her duck sanctuary is
allowing her five hours
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of supervised visitation
tomorrow night.
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So, for the first
time in years,
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the whole family is
gonna be together.
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Look, it's not gonna
be a cakewalk,
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but I want Joffrey to have
a normal holiday experience,
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which means being surrounded
by his entire family.
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Fine. But if Mom and Dad
start fighting,
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I'm putting Joffrey in one
of their laps to distract them.
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You want to use my baby?
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That's genius.
Hey!
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Fancy meeting you guys here!
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I'm sorry.
No dogs allowed.
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I'm just...
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Sorry.
Yeah. It's cool.
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I'll just... mail
my Christmas list to Santa.
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Want to hear
what I'm asking for?
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Sure.
A Big Wheel,
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so I can drag
Santa's severed head
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through the streets of Venice.
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A Darth Vader action figure,
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so I can stick that plastic,
tiny, little lightsaber
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into Santa's urethra.
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A catcher's mitt, so I can make
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cruel comparisons
to Mrs. Claus's vagina.
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Why do you hate Santa so much?
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Santa is the mailman
on steroids.
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I mean, this guy comes
into your house--
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into your house-- leaves
packages covered with his scent,
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calls you "ho" three times.
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Keep in mind, this is a guy
who has sex with reindeer.
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Wilfred, you realize
that Santa isn't r...
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Isn't ready to get
his ass beat?
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Yeah, I know.
That diabetic blobmeister
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doesn't have the balls
to show his face
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when Wilfred's in the house!
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Yeah, what's up, tits?!
Wilfred!
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I'm not gonna do nothing
while your goons
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are around.
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Yeah, we're cool.
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We're cool.
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Wilfred! No!
I'm sorry.
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You see how that
could be confusing.
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God.
Are you okay, mate?
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Y-You seem anxious.
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I'm just worried about tonight.
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I-I was prepared
to deal with my dad,
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but Mom and Dad together?
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You and your mum get along great.
Yeah,
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but when my parents fight,
she's like a loose cannon.
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I just don't want her to say
a bunch of stuff about me
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in front of my dad.
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Like what?
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Like why I quit his firm.
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How I tried to kill myself.
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Maybe it's time your dad
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found out how much
he screwed you up.
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I mean, you've always said
he's a manipulative bully.
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Now's your chance
to stand up to him.
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Perhaps in the form of
a "Beat It" style knife fight.
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I can't do that.
Sure you can.
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Just lock your arms together,
hold your knives up,
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and then dance your ass off.
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Look, standing up to my dad
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is not gonna help
us start over.
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All I want is to get
through this evening
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with as little stress
as possible.
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Say no more. I'll stop
badgering you about your dad.
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Besides, Christmas is a time
for families to come together
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to share yuletide joy.
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And, yeah, I mean,
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Jenna and Drew did go back
to Wisconsin without me, but...
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I'm excited about spending
Christmas with you!
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And being a part
of your family.
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Uh, actually...
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with my mom coming now,
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would you mind hanging out
in the basement?
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B-But it's-it's not Christmas
without Wilfred.
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Would it help if I said
that there was an eighth
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of Silver Haze down there?
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A-And-and the DVD player's
already loaded up
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with Jingle All the Way?
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It helps.
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That's probably Dad.
Um, here, here.
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Let me stir that
while you get the door.
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Ryan, you're gonna have
to see Dad eventually.
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♪ On the first day
of Christmas ♪
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♪ My true love gave to me
a partridge ♪
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♪ In a pear...
Thanks, but now's not a good time.
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Dick!
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Oh...
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Shit!
Well, just relax.
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It's just flour.
Sorry.
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I-I'm just a little on edge
about seeing Dad, I guess.
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If it makes you
feel any better,
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I'm nervous, too.
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I saw a strange Indian couple
assaulting people
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with what may have been
Christmas carols,
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so to avoid them,
I-I went around back.
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I hope you don't mind
that I let myself in.
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Merry Christmas, Daddy!
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Merry Christmas, pumpkin.
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Mmm. Is that a... new perfume?
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No, but I can get a new perfume.
Should I? I-I should.
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Oh. I've got to put the potatoes in.
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Uh, potatoes au gratin--
your favorite, right, Dad?
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Well...
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So...
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How have you been?
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Good, yeah.
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You seem like you're...
doing better.
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I am.
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Kristen tells me
you have a roommate.
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Yeah. Uh, sh-she's spending
the holidays with some friends.
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Excuse me.
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No, I've got it.
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Merry Christmas, poopy pants!
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Well, I know
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you're all grown-up, but I will
always think of you that way.
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Hello, Catherine.
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Henry.
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Hey, you!
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Mom.
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I don't know why I'm so excited.
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It's only been a couple of
weeks since I've seen you.
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Ryan comes to visit me
every single month.
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That's nice. Who's your friend?
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Oh. This is Andre,
my date for the night.
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Hands off, Desdemona.
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Mom.
Actually,
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I'm the caretaker assigned
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to accompany your mother
tonight.
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It's complicated.
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It's not complicated at all.
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I'm gonna wait in the car.
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No, no. Come in.
It's Christmas.
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I'm a Buddhist.
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- Sorry about that!
- I don't know why
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your father feels like he has
to apologize for me.
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It's not like I'm
his property anymore.
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No. Your mother's right, Ryan.
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Andre wasn't
at all uncomfortable
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when she said they were dating.
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He's probably running out
to the car to get
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the engagement ring.
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Uh-oh.
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Somebody wants to see
his Grammy and Pop-pop.
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It's my little
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Joff muffin.
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Oh!
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Careful with his head.
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Oh, but my whole plan was
to let his little neck
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bend all the way back.
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Oh, I got you, Joffrey.
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Oh, you're not
a Pez dispenser, are you?
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Be careful, Joff muffin,
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once Pop-Pop gets you
in his loving clutches,
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- he will never let you go. Like, never.
- Oh!
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Look at him smile.
It's so cute, right?
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Uncle Ryan knows all about
getting caught
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in Pop-Pop's loving clutches,
doesn't he?
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What is that?
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Merry Christmas, everybody!
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You're not
supposed to be here.
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Well, you said Wilfred wasn't
allowed at your dinner,
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but you didn't say anything
about Santa's reindeer!
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That is so cute, Ryan!
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Who's the pretty girl?
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Girl? Do you not see this penis
right here?
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Uh, no, that's actually
a gumdrop stuck on my fur.
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His name is Wilfred.
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Sorry. I'll just put him back
in the other room
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so he won't be a distraction.
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Oh, no, no, no,
let Wilfred stay.
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He's not hurting anybody.
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Well...
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I guess it wouldn't be Christmas
without Wilfred.
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Now that's the spirit.
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Look at him go!
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Oh, man, getting tangled up
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in Christmas lights
is a workout.
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Okay, that is
not ice-cold Gatorade.
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I should not have done that.
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Your dad is exactly how
I pictured him:
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pure evil.
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He even looks like Michael Vick.
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Actually, he's been
surprisingly okay tonight.
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Listen,
I-I've been thinking.
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You were right.
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Christmas is a time for family
and yuletide joy.
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Cut the figgy pudding.
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I know you're only using me
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to distract your parents
from fighting.
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Well, then why are you still
playing along?
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I'm not playing along.
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I keeps it Christmasy, Ryan.
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So, are you going to keep
keeping it Christmasy?
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Sure. I'll give you the gift
of keeping mom and dad jolly.
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But in return,
I want something from you.
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The gift of being
part of your family.
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That's it?
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Sure.
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Oh, mm-mm.
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The meds.
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Ooh, Ryan, is that a cabernet?
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Because, you know,
Dad only drinks Bordeaux.
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I picked up bottle this morning.
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The one in the kitchen?
The 2003?
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Not a good year?
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No...
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I can get you a beer instead.
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I'm fine, pumpkin.
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Pumpkin?
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Okay, just so I understand,
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your dad nicknamed his daughter
after the scent of her vagina?
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Cool!
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Ah, thanks, Mom!
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Can you, uh, toss us
the butter as well, please?
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Should we be feeding
the dog human food?
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Okay, Henry. Hmm.
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I don't think we should be
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taking dog advice
from your father.
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Why is that?
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Um, maybe because you used
to kick Sneakers.
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I didn't kick him,
Catherine. I shoved him
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gently with my foot
to teach him not to beg
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just like the trainer taught us.
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Uh, okay.
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I guess I-I should have let him
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drink strawberry milk
instead of water
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so he'd have
terrible, chronic gas.
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You did that?
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That's so beautiful.
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Oh maybe you just didn't take
to Sneakers
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because he wasn't
obedient enough.
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He didn't follow commands.
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Speaking of Sneakers...
258
00:10:33,932 --> 00:10:37,184
remember that one Christmas
when Sneakers snuck downstairs
259
00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:38,853
and ate all of Santa's cookies?
260
00:10:40,305 --> 00:10:41,672
Shit! Go, Sneakers.
261
00:10:41,723 --> 00:10:43,224
Was that that same Christmas
262
00:10:43,308 --> 00:10:45,810
that Ryan got that
electric guitar he wanted?
263
00:10:45,861 --> 00:10:47,812
Oh, no. Wait.
He didn't get the guitar.
264
00:10:47,863 --> 00:10:49,230
What did you give him, Henry?
265
00:10:49,314 --> 00:10:51,032
Oh, yeah.
266
00:10:51,116 --> 00:10:53,367
An engraved Tiffany pen.
267
00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:54,952
A pen.
268
00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:01,959
Track 12.
269
00:11:02,027 --> 00:11:04,295
Hey, how about some music?
270
00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:11,302
♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ♪
271
00:11:11,369 --> 00:11:13,888
♪ Fa, la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la... ♪
272
00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:17,975
It's like he's trying to sing.
273
00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:22,229
Trying. Uh, was Oates trying?
274
00:11:22,314 --> 00:11:23,881
Hey, careful.
275
00:11:23,932 --> 00:11:25,382
We're taking a family photo
after dinner,
276
00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:27,151
and you know how easily
you get droopy drunk face.
277
00:11:27,218 --> 00:11:29,320
Oh. Family photo.
278
00:11:29,387 --> 00:11:32,556
I'm assuming I'll be in it, uh,
since I'm part of the family?
279
00:11:35,226 --> 00:11:37,945
Ryan, he already ruined
Joffrey's photo with Santa.
280
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,081
I know, but it'd
mean a lot to me.
281
00:11:40,165 --> 00:11:41,582
Fine. We'll take two photos.
282
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,901
But you know what
would mean a lot to me?
283
00:11:43,952 --> 00:11:45,670
If you didn't have
wine mouth right now.
284
00:11:45,737 --> 00:11:47,755
Sorry I'm late.
285
00:11:47,839 --> 00:11:49,799
I was deciding between this
and a leather harness,
286
00:11:49,841 --> 00:11:51,876
but, honestly,
the harness seemed
287
00:11:51,927 --> 00:11:54,211
a little too S&M-y
for Christmas.
288
00:11:54,262 --> 00:11:55,463
Are we-we
good to go?
289
00:11:55,547 --> 00:11:57,081
Okay, we're gonna take
one official
290
00:11:57,132 --> 00:11:59,133
family photo, and then,
one weird random photo
291
00:11:59,217 --> 00:12:01,302
for Ryan's neighbor's dog
that I'm going to delete
292
00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:03,354
the second after
I e-mail it to Ryan.
293
00:12:03,421 --> 00:12:05,255
I'm not in the official
family photo?
294
00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,860
It's okay.
295
00:12:09,928 --> 00:12:11,779
Don't worry, Ryan.
296
00:12:11,863 --> 00:12:14,699
Ryan, your log
still burns bright.
297
00:12:14,766 --> 00:12:17,068
Ryan?
298
00:12:26,211 --> 00:12:27,962
You're gonna love it.
299
00:12:28,046 --> 00:12:29,580
I use mine every day.
300
00:12:29,631 --> 00:12:31,082
Oh, thanks, Mom.
301
00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:32,550
Looks like there's
302
00:12:32,617 --> 00:12:33,884
one more gift under the tree.
303
00:12:33,952 --> 00:12:35,452
Oh.
304
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,638
"To the Newman family."
305
00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:39,724
Who's it from?
306
00:12:39,791 --> 00:12:41,392
Ooh!
307
00:12:41,459 --> 00:12:42,727
A mystery gift.
Oh, yeah.
308
00:12:42,794 --> 00:12:44,128
Shall I open it?
309
00:12:44,179 --> 00:12:46,463
Mm-hmm.
310
00:12:54,272 --> 00:12:56,190
Look at that.
311
00:12:56,274 --> 00:12:58,192
The whole family.
312
00:12:58,276 --> 00:13:00,811
All together.
313
00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:03,364
Why are you smirking like that?
314
00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:06,617
Wait. Is this from you?
315
00:13:06,668 --> 00:13:08,485
What?
Okay.
316
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,038
I get it. That's... me,
317
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,424
crazy Catherine,
standing between you
318
00:13:13,491 --> 00:13:15,793
and your perfect little family,
tearing it apart.
319
00:13:15,844 --> 00:13:17,595
Catherine, I didn't do it.
320
00:13:17,662 --> 00:13:19,496
Okay, well,
you are the one that
321
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,465
tore this family apart, Henry,
322
00:13:21,516 --> 00:13:23,667
because you're the one
who made me crazy!
323
00:13:23,718 --> 00:13:26,670
Catherine, please, calm down.
324
00:13:26,721 --> 00:13:29,056
Uh, hey, look, look, Wilfred's
playing with the, um...
325
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,976
Mm, I will not stand by
326
00:13:32,027 --> 00:13:34,862
and let you do to Ryan
what you did to me!
327
00:13:34,946 --> 00:13:37,782
Ryan, I think we should get
your mother's nurse.
328
00:13:37,849 --> 00:13:39,784
Tell them, Ryan.
Tell them how...
329
00:13:39,851 --> 00:13:42,069
how-how he broke you down
330
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,354
so-so you didn't even
feel human anymore,
331
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:47,041
and how you... how you felt
like the only way out was...
332
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,492
was to just take
your own life...
333
00:13:48,543 --> 00:13:50,628
Mom, enough! Shut up!
334
00:13:50,695 --> 00:13:54,081
All you've been doing all night
is-is bringing up the past
335
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,824
and starting shit with Dad.
336
00:13:55,944 --> 00:13:57,078
This was supposed
337
00:13:57,145 --> 00:13:58,362
to be a special night
338
00:13:58,447 --> 00:13:59,409
to celebrate Joffrey's
339
00:13:59,529 --> 00:14:00,858
first Christmas with his family,
340
00:14:00,978 --> 00:14:03,025
and now you've completely
ruined it!
341
00:14:16,253 --> 00:14:17,695
So much for your
Christmas spirit.
342
00:14:17,827 --> 00:14:19,327
What are you talking about?
Just 'cause you weren't
343
00:14:19,412 --> 00:14:20,779
allowed in one photo, you had
344
00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:21,996
to sabotage Christmas
with that drawing?
345
00:14:22,081 --> 00:14:23,448
Of course not, Ryan.
346
00:14:23,499 --> 00:14:25,500
Sure, I was hurt,
347
00:14:25,584 --> 00:14:28,002
but I put that under the tree
before anyone even arrived.
348
00:14:28,087 --> 00:14:30,321
It was an actual gift
meant to thank you all
349
00:14:30,372 --> 00:14:32,340
for letting me be part
of your family tonight.
350
00:14:32,425 --> 00:14:33,991
How was I supposed to know
351
00:14:34,043 --> 00:14:35,794
any of that was gonna happen
back there?
352
00:14:35,845 --> 00:14:37,629
In any normal family,
353
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,497
a drawing like that would have
brought everyone together.
354
00:14:39,548 --> 00:14:42,300
Yeah, well,
with a Mom like Catherine,
355
00:14:42,351 --> 00:14:43,685
this is what happens.
356
00:14:43,769 --> 00:14:45,270
Come on, Ryan.
357
00:14:45,337 --> 00:14:47,639
You know tonight
wasn't your mom's fault.
358
00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:50,191
Then whose?
My dad's?
359
00:14:50,276 --> 00:14:52,844
He's been nothing
but calm and polite.
360
00:14:52,895 --> 00:14:55,280
It's my mom
who's been starting everything.
361
00:14:55,347 --> 00:14:57,899
So you haven't noticed him
pushing her buttons all night?
362
00:14:57,983 --> 00:15:00,785
Apologizing to her nurse
for her?
363
00:15:00,853 --> 00:15:02,203
Criticizing the way
she holds Joffrey
364
00:15:02,288 --> 00:15:03,455
or the way she fed me?
365
00:15:03,522 --> 00:15:05,573
Smirking at the drawing?
366
00:15:05,658 --> 00:15:07,191
The guy's a manipulative bully.
367
00:15:07,243 --> 00:15:09,544
But what does he have to gain?
368
00:15:09,628 --> 00:15:11,496
What he's always wanted:
control over you.
369
00:15:11,547 --> 00:15:14,299
I mean, it's obvious how close
you and your mom have gotten.
370
00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:15,867
He had to find a way to
371
00:15:15,918 --> 00:15:17,302
tear you apart.
372
00:15:17,369 --> 00:15:18,887
I mean,
this whole night has been
373
00:15:18,971 --> 00:15:21,306
yet another giant manipulation,
Henry Newman style.
374
00:15:33,102 --> 00:15:35,887
Kristen and the nurse
are with your mother.
375
00:15:35,938 --> 00:15:39,023
It's been a while since
I've seen her this bad.
376
00:15:39,074 --> 00:15:41,392
I hope she's okay.
377
00:15:41,443 --> 00:15:43,862
Do you?
378
00:15:43,913 --> 00:15:45,914
Or-or maybe you've been
taunting her all night,
379
00:15:45,998 --> 00:15:47,415
trying to get a rise out of her.
380
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,917
Maybe you wanted this to happen.
381
00:15:49,001 --> 00:15:50,835
Of course not.
382
00:15:50,903 --> 00:15:52,954
Tonight was a mistake.
383
00:15:53,038 --> 00:15:55,206
I-I never should have agreed
to see you again.
384
00:15:55,257 --> 00:15:58,176
Not until I was ready
to tell you how I really feel.
385
00:15:58,243 --> 00:16:00,077
Ryan, if you need
to say something...
386
00:16:00,129 --> 00:16:03,431
I've needed to say something
to you for the last 20 years.
387
00:16:03,516 --> 00:16:06,634
I became a lawyer
before you even let me consider
388
00:16:06,719 --> 00:16:09,086
what I might actually
want to do with my life.
389
00:16:09,138 --> 00:16:11,222
I never meant to force
you into anything.
390
00:16:11,273 --> 00:16:14,609
You could have always
told me the truth.
391
00:16:14,693 --> 00:16:17,061
And disappoint you? No, no.
392
00:16:17,112 --> 00:16:20,114
I saw firsthand what happens
to people who disappoint you.
393
00:16:20,199 --> 00:16:22,317
I saw what happened to Mom.
Ryan...
394
00:16:22,401 --> 00:16:24,452
Working for you was so toxic.
395
00:16:24,537 --> 00:16:25,770
Do you want to know why I quit?
396
00:16:25,821 --> 00:16:27,455
Because I knew that
397
00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:29,624
if I stayed there any longer,
it'd kill me.
398
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:31,993
Oh.
399
00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:34,796
It nearly did.
400
00:16:37,449 --> 00:16:40,451
What are you saying?
401
00:16:42,388 --> 00:16:44,672
I tried to kill myself.
402
00:16:44,757 --> 00:16:47,058
Oh, my God.
403
00:16:49,294 --> 00:16:51,646
I...
404
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:55,132
I don't know what to say.
405
00:16:55,184 --> 00:16:59,303
Look, I swear, I wasn't trying
to provoke your mother tonight.
406
00:16:59,355 --> 00:17:01,489
But everything you said
407
00:17:01,574 --> 00:17:04,525
about your experience at
the firm is probably true.
408
00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:06,911
Ryan,
409
00:17:06,979 --> 00:17:09,530
if I'd known my behavior
would have this effect on you,
410
00:17:09,615 --> 00:17:10,999
that it would push you to...
411
00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:16,671
However I need to change...
412
00:17:16,755 --> 00:17:19,374
I'll change.
413
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:23,344
I just can't go another two
years without you in my life.
414
00:17:30,636 --> 00:17:32,470
Mrs. Newman,
415
00:17:32,521 --> 00:17:35,172
if you don't open the door
right this second, then...
416
00:17:35,224 --> 00:17:37,442
no more Wasabi Funyuns
in the rec room.
417
00:17:39,511 --> 00:17:40,945
All right, that shit's on you.
418
00:17:41,013 --> 00:17:42,447
You know you're gonna want 'em.
419
00:17:42,514 --> 00:17:44,449
Can I give it a try?
420
00:17:44,516 --> 00:17:45,984
Good luck.
421
00:17:50,489 --> 00:17:52,707
Mom, it's Ryan.
422
00:17:55,127 --> 00:17:56,878
I'm sorry.
423
00:17:56,962 --> 00:18:00,248
I shouldn't have said
that you ruined Christmas.
424
00:18:00,332 --> 00:18:02,634
I don't actually think that.
425
00:18:05,471 --> 00:18:07,889
Mom, are you listening?
426
00:18:13,228 --> 00:18:15,563
You don't have to apologize.
427
00:18:15,648 --> 00:18:17,065
It's my fault.
428
00:18:17,149 --> 00:18:19,317
After all these
years, I just...
429
00:18:19,384 --> 00:18:21,936
still haven't figured out
430
00:18:22,021 --> 00:18:24,405
how to not let your father
get to me.
431
00:18:24,490 --> 00:18:26,741
I know how you feel.
432
00:18:29,361 --> 00:18:31,746
Ryan, Ryan,
433
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:34,065
this is the greatest Christmas
gift anyone's ever given me.
434
00:18:34,116 --> 00:18:35,733
You're welcome.
435
00:18:35,784 --> 00:18:38,069
Just get over there
before Kristen changes her mind.
436
00:18:40,039 --> 00:18:42,406
Where's Dad?
437
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:45,543
I don't know,
but I do know where Santa is!
438
00:18:45,594 --> 00:18:47,011
You can come out now!
439
00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:48,513
Santa's here?
440
00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:50,298
Oh, shit is about to get real!
441
00:18:50,382 --> 00:18:52,416
Ho! Ho! Ho!
442
00:18:52,468 --> 00:18:53,518
Merry...
443
00:18:53,585 --> 00:18:55,103
Oh, no! Wilfred!
444
00:18:55,187 --> 00:18:56,104
- Get him outside!
- Oh!
445
00:18:56,188 --> 00:18:58,139
Dripping on the stairs.
446
00:18:58,223 --> 00:19:00,108
Ryan.
447
00:19:00,192 --> 00:19:00,925
Oh!
448
00:19:05,415 --> 00:19:07,717
Despite the drama,
it was a good Christmas.
449
00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:10,336
And I feel like maybe my dad
and I can finally--
450
00:19:10,387 --> 00:19:12,208
I don't know-- start over.
451
00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:13,506
So you believed him?
452
00:19:13,557 --> 00:19:15,708
What do you mean?
453
00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:17,843
Maybe your dad upset your mom
because he knew
454
00:19:17,894 --> 00:19:19,395
you'd confront him
and reconcile.
455
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,995
That way, he gets you back
in his clutches.
456
00:19:22,115 --> 00:19:23,832
No, I can't think
like that anymore.
457
00:19:23,916 --> 00:19:28,253
By the way, so annoying
that I got that stomach virus
458
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:32,290
right before I was about to rip
out that Santa bitch's weave.
459
00:19:32,341 --> 00:19:36,178
Listen, I-I think it's time
someone told you the truth.
460
00:19:37,403 --> 00:19:38,819
Santa isn't real.
461
00:19:38,939 --> 00:19:39,831
What?
462
00:19:39,882 --> 00:19:42,300
Because no one else can see him,
that means he isn't real?
463
00:19:47,473 --> 00:19:49,274
No glass allowed at Clouds.
464
00:19:49,341 --> 00:19:52,360
Right. Thanks, and namaste.
465
00:19:54,147 --> 00:19:55,730
Bye.
466
00:19:55,815 --> 00:19:57,783
Oh. Merry Christmas, Mom.
467
00:19:57,850 --> 00:20:00,068
You, too. We never did
468
00:20:00,153 --> 00:20:02,454
find out where
that came from tonight, did we?
469
00:20:02,521 --> 00:20:04,206
Oh.
470
00:20:05,058 --> 00:20:07,681
Um, well, actually,
it-it was from me.
471
00:20:07,801 --> 00:20:09,692
I found it in a box
of my old things
472
00:20:09,812 --> 00:20:10,757
from when I was a kid.
473
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,826
Oh. Well, this isn't
your drawing.
474
00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:15,695
You were a little more
spontaneous than that.
475
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:16,855
At least until your father
476
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:18,650
stomped your imagination
to death.
477
00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:20,149
Then, who drew it?
478
00:20:20,269 --> 00:20:21,672
Kristen.
479
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:37,028
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