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What's your biggest secret?
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What?
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I, uh...
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Wow, heh, heh.
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Good morning.
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It's okay, Ryan. I thought
we were there. Forget I asked.
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No, no, no. It's just...
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Can we just start with
our second-biggest secret?
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Sure.
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Uh, on the count of three.
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One, two, three.
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I love you.
I don't have any clean underwear. What?
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Nothing. You were saying?
You love me?
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I'm kidding.
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I'm not kidding. I'm sorry.
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That's so not
a second-biggest secret, Ryan.
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A second-biggest secret
is "I'm afraid of spiders"...
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...or "I accidentally beat off to a tranny."
Can we talk about your underwear again?
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Please?
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Ryan, do you have
any more rice?
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How much do you need?
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A hundred pounds should do. I'm gonna
need five bushels of wheat, sunblock...
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...a hazmat suit and a crossbow.
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No problem.
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Oh, wait, I'm out of sunblock.
We'll make our own with titanium dioxide...
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...and shredded beeswax.
Okay, why are you...?
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Because the world is ending, Ryan.
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Dogs have an intuition
for these things.
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Why do you think no dogs died
in the holocaust?
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Because we knew it was coming.
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I woke up this morning with
an overwhelming sense of dread.
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Something terrible is
going to happen.
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It already did. I think I screwed up
my relationship with Amanda.
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And just like that,
we're talking about him again.
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I told her I loved her.
I just got caught up in the moment.
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Tell her you didn't mean it.
But it's the truth.
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She makes me feel normal.
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Oh, and I don't?
You're looting my kitchen...
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...dressed like one of the Wolverines.
Do you not hear me, man?
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Doomsday is upon us.
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A massive apocalyptic nightmare
so unimaginable...
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...grown men will weep like children.
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And the children that they weep like
will eat other children.
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Oceans will boil over...
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...and fiery death
will rain from the skies...
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...and the ground will shake...
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...until the earth itself
will be cleaved into two!
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Yeah, that wasn't it.
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Look, I...
I just think that...
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Look, I'm sorry I ambushed you.
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Yeah, if you're gonna get
all relationship-y on me...
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...maybe wait for me
to have my first espresso?
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It was wrong.
I was...
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I just don't want it to be awkward.
I love you too.
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You do?
Kind of.
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Yeah.
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Totally.
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You make me really happy, Ryan.
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You asked her to move in with you?
Are you high? Because you need to be.
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That stays in the basement.
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From now on, we need to be more careful
about what we leave lying around.
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Amanda's packing tonight.
I'm helping her move in the morning.
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Tomorrow morning?
Are you sure you're ready for this?
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We haven't been together that long,
but it feels right.
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That's not what I mean, Ryan.
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I'm saying maybe
you're not ready for this.
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Know what?
I don't care what you think.
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Do you care about her?
She loves me.
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She doesn't even know you.
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She only knows the you
you want her to know.
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What about the parts of you
she doesn't know?
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The parts you're hiding down here
in this basement?
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The black files you used
to manipulate your father's enemies.
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The pills you tried to off yourself with.
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The leather sex hood you wore to...
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Shit, this is mine.
I was looking for this.
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Those things aren't me. Not anymore.
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These things will always be you.
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They're your secrets.
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Think you can keep them from Amanda
by hiding them here in the basement?
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Yeah, I do.
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You're asking her to be part of your life.
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You're sharing your house with her.
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Sooner or later,
she's gonna need to see all of it.
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Think of the hours
we spend down here, mate.
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How will you explain
where you've been?
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Well, maybe I just need to stop
spending so much time with you.
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Look, Wilfred, I love Amanda.
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I think she's really good for me.
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Yeah, I still have some issues,
but who doesn't?
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I'm sure she does too.
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You got something to say,
Wilfred?
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No. It's just...
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There's a lot about her you don't know.
Like what?
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Well, she talks too much, for one.
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She's always yammering on and on
about God knows what. And...
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What? Just say it.
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She kissed me, man.
Heh.
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It's true.
You've seen how she pets me.
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I always figured it was innocent.
You know me, I'm a dog, I like that.
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Unbelievable.
You're just jealous.
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Jealous?
Well, the more time I spend with Amanda...
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...the less time I spend with you.
Well, maybe that's a good thing.
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What the hell does that mean?
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It means you can be
a really shitty friend.
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You say you have
my best interests at heart...
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...but have you ever once told me
the truth about anything?
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More than once.
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Ryan, you have to believe me,
this is not going to end well.
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You're so full of shit.
I'm telling you, I can feel it in my bones.
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The ones I chew on
and the ones inside of me.
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There's a disaster headed our way.
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Give it up, Wilfred. Amanda and I
are moving in together and...
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Holy shit.
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Ryan! Ryan!
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Welcome back, Ryan.
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Get this off me.
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Yeah, and how do I do that?
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Seriously? Go get help.
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Well, of course, I'll just run upstairs
and tell the first guy I see...
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...that little Timmy's
fallen down the well.
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Quake must have knocked out
the power. I can't see shit.
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You were right, Wilfred. You said
something bad would happen, and it did.
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Unfortunately, that still wasn't it.
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Something else is coming.
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Something worse.
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I'm glad Jenna's out of town.
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I hope Amanda's okay.
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If you cared about her,
you'd be honest with her.
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You're in no condition to take
this relationship to the next step.
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Enough. Help! Help me!
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Ryan, you're buried
under a box of secrets...
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...with a talking dog in a basement
that may not even exist.
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Do you really think anyone
can possibly hear your cries for help?
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Hello?
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- Everyone okay down there?
- Yes!
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- Help!
- Where are you?
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I'm pinned down!
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Shit. Howdy, what a mess.
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Let me get...
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- Thanks.
- Don't mention it, Ryan.
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- Do I know you?
- All too well.
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HEY, buddy" Bruce.
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Didn't think you'd come.
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I gave you my word, Wilfred.
That's why I didn't think you would.
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Wait, you asked him to come?
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I needed some dirty work done.
And there's no one dirtier than Bruce.
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You flatter me.
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Wilfred asked me to get proof that
you shouldn't move in with Amanda...
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...and mission accomplished.
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What's in the suitcase?
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The truth.
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You think you can just dig up
some dirt on Amanda...
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...and it's gonna make me
love her any less?
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I wouldn't believe it anyway.
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No, you would not.
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It wouldn't hurt to take
a look, though, would it?
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What are you afraid of?
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It's gonna cost you.
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Goddamn it, Bruce.
But it won't be that much.
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Just your eternal soul.
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Bruce.
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All right, I'll do it for a night out
at Carl's Grub Shack.
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Carl's closed down
and you know it.
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- Well, then I guess I'll be on my way.
- Wait.
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How about a game?
That's intriguing.
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A game? Like last time?
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No way. My life is not a game
to be played for your amusement.
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Well, I guess we'll just have
to agree to disagree about that.
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You need to see
what's in the suitcase, Ryan.
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We have to play.
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French rules, standard protocol.
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Wouldn't have it any other way.
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Winner gets the suitcase.
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I accept
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I had a more interesting opponent
in mind.
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No way.
Me?
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He's a big boy, Wilfred.
He can speak for himself.
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What do you say, Ryan?
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Are you up for a little game?
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The last time
you played your game...
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...I was just the rope
in your twisted tug of war.
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At least now
I have some control.
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But you don't stand a chance
against Bruce.
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The only way to win
is not to play.
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You play games with him, you win.
You're not me, are you?
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I don't know, Wilfred. Am I?
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Why are you doing this?
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You said whatever's in the suitcase
won't change your mind about Amanda.
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It won't.
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But I wanna know.
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Well, don't say I didn't warn you.
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Let the games begin.
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What's going on?
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I can't believe he'd choose this game
for the first round.
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Typical Bruce.
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Why? What's he gonna do?
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Sorry, Ryan.
Moderator can't help.
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It's against the rules. Just be careful.
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- Why the hell is he wearing that mask?
- Yes!
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He said it. He said it.
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Point, Bruce.
What? How did I...?
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Name of the game
is Why the Hell ls He Wearing That Mask?
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You say that phrase, Bruce gets a point.
The game is called...
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...Why the Hell ls
He Wearing That Mask?
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Whoo! Two-nothing.
What are you doing?
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This is ridiculous.
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First you bring me joy
Then bring me sorrow
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Why you're just here today
And gone tomorrow
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Why can't I have you for my own
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Tell me why must I
Stay here all alone
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I wanna go where you go
Do what you do
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Love when you love
And I'll be happy
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Point, Ryan.
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- No! No Way!
- Yes.
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The son of a bitch is cheating!
No.
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No! No! No! Are you nuts?
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No, no, no!
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What dwells in the blue,
has a sunset face...
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...with a nose like a dagger
and wood at its base?
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He doesn't know.
Shut up, Bruce. Focus, Ryan.
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If you lose this round,
it's over and Bruce wins.
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Not to mention,
you get spanked with a moose antler.
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Come on, it's easy.
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I can't help you, mate.
Only two can play.
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It doesn't make any sense.
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None of this makes any sense.
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L... I... I can't do this anymore.
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Dude, he's forfeiting.
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Ryan, you know this one.
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"Only two can play."
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Two can...
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What dwells in the blue?
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Blue is the sky.
That means it's a bird.
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A sunset face with a nose like a dagger,
meaning a colorful beak.
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With wood at its base.
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That's a branch.
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The answer is a toucan.
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The answer is
Martin Van Buren.
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Sorry, rules are rules.
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- Martin Van Buren?
- Yeah.
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I mean, that's obvious.
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Sunset face, dude.
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He had a severe case of rosacea.
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Learn your history, son.
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Hey, this was fun. See you.
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I call Monchichi Clown Bubbles.
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Those are some serious words.
249
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,567
What's going on?
Sudden death.
250
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,491
You win, you get the suitcase.
If Bruce wins...
251
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:49,086
I get to cut Wilfred's tail off.
252
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,685
Wilfred, you can't.
253
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:53,241
You said I don't have
your best interests at heart?
254
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,609
Well, I am literally putting my ass
on the line for you.
255
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,604
But it's your tail. If I lose...
256
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:02,685
I'll just have to tell you
when I'm happy.
257
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,763
Not that I ever will be.
258
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,289
I call the game.
259
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,240
Truth or dare.
260
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,525
It's okay, Ryan.
You've got this.
261
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,729
All you have to do
is choose truth.
262
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,281
Why?
263
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,125
It's why we're down here.
264
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,450
Trust me.
265
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,448
What are you up to?
266
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,085
What's the real game?
267
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,446
What? Ryan.
268
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,210
Dare.
Okay.
269
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,283
You're gonna ruin everything.
Dare.
270
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,087
I dare you to call your father.
271
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,810
What?
272
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,801
Tell him it was your fault
and you wanna come back.
273
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,450
You don't have to do this, mate.
274
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,490
Just choose truth.
Choose the truth, Ryan.
275
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,009
Hello?
276
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,968
Ryan?
Damn it.
277
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,645
Truth.
278
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,763
I choose truth.
279
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,324
Game, Ryan.
280
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,005
Congratulations, kid.
281
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,531
You beat me.
282
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,121
I did?
Don't get cocky.
283
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,327
You owe me one, buddy.
284
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,681
I'm not your buddy.
285
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,371
Hey, good game.
286
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:30,002
But I'll get you next time.
Heh, heh.
287
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,804
I don't feel like I won.
288
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,048
That's the problem
with this particular game.
289
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:45,682
Even when you win, you lose.
290
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,451
Open the case.
291
00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,127
What's inside?
292
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,362
The truth.
The truth about Amanda?
293
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,564
No. Just the truth.
294
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,007
Is this...? It's a bomb. Holy shit!
295
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,010
The numbers are going up.
It's a timer. Press the button.
296
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,846
That's how long you've been down
in your basement...
297
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,924
...playing a pointless game
with your neighbor's dog and his...
298
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,241
Well, Bruce.
299
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,691
Twelve hours?
300
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,171
This is who you are, mate.
301
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,083
You have to tell her the truth.
302
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,528
No, she loves me.
That's why you have to let her go.
303
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:47,241
No. You tricked me.
You lied to me.
304
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,727
There's nothing wrong with me.
305
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,926
There was an earthquake.
306
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,324
Good morning.
307
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,563
You sure you're ready for this?
308
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,326
I thought you were gonna come
help me load up my car.
309
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,324
I overslept.
Yeah, you look like you haven't slept at all.
310
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,369
Having second thoughts
about me moving in?
311
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,649
Hey, Wilfred.
Did you keep Ryan up all night?
312
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:46,402
Look, I don't know how you're set
for storage, but I have got a ton of stuff.
313
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,210
Um...
314
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,490
Oh, what's in here?
315
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,926
Ryan. Heh, heh.
316
00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,687
Amanda, I haven't
been honest with you.
317
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,602
The truth is,
I'm not ready for this.
318
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:08,086
Not ready for us
moving in together or...?
319
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,009
Not ready for us?
320
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,446
No, no, no.
Look, L...
321
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,444
Work is so crazy.
I don't have time for a relationship.
322
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,170
But you said you loved me.
323
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,769
I thought I did.
324
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,361
Look, you're a really great girl.
325
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,530
And...
This isn't happening.
326
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,205
I'm sorry.
327
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,727
I just think we need to take a break.
328
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,566
How long?
329
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,726
Long.
330
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,404
But, um...
331
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,811
...I love you.
332
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,604
You were right.
333
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,809
If I really loved her,
I would have told her the truth.
334
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,442
No, I was wrong.
335
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,083
You lied to her
because you love her.
336
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,207
And that's why I lied to you.
337
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,245
You understand that, right?
338
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,887
You knew this would happen.
339
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,330
This is the disaster you predicted.
340
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,962
Sorry, mate, that still wasn't it.
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