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All right, guys, look at who I found outside.

Hello, guys.

Sorry I'm late.

So I just want to tell the audience what happened to you today and why you're a

little friend. So I went to buy, like, a special set to wear with Serena. We,

like, coordinated colors.

And, of course, they left a fucking sensor on the bra.

And I'm, like, trying to, like, smash it with a hammer this morning. It didn't

work. So I had to go to Sears and ask them to do me a nice duty. I was like, I

swear I didn't shoplift this.

I have a receipt.

Like, how are you going to charge a bunch of money for a bra and panty set

leave a fucking sensor on it? Ladies and gentlemen, Kate and Flux.

I found her like this down wandering on the streets. We brought her.

Anyway, let's get you upstairs. Okay, cool. I'm going to explain to you what

we're going to do. Hello, I'm Kate and Flux.

And the only rule is you are going to be sequestered here.

Okay? Okay. So you cannot leave this room unless it's with me. Okay.

And I don't want you sneaking out.

So originally what got me interested in the We Like Girls project, it's just the

way I like to have sex with girls. You know, I like the fact that you're just

like, go, do it. You have chemistry?

Let's see it. So that was what I was excited for. On the front door. I

Cadence is here.

We have her locked up in the upstairs.

The highest tower. The highest tower. Literally the highest tower.

Hi, I'm Serena Blair.

Romeo! Oh, Romeo!

I chose Serena Blair.

Like I had mentioned a little bit before, I feel like I had a list, and

was at the top for me. We pretty much used to beg a previous director to put

together, and it never worked out. For whatever reason, it just never happened.

Ah, God. To be at the top of Cadence's list, that's a major honor for me.

She's one of those people that I've always had a huge crush on, and I always

just seem to bump into her or...

wind up spending, like, the whole day on set with her, and yet we've never

gotten to fuck.

Um, my favorite part about Tarana Blair is, I mean, she's fucking beautiful. I

mean, got the prettiest little eyes, the prettiest little, like, nose, and she's

tinier than me, so I like that. I like to pick her up. Um, but I like the fact

that she's...

Like, super fucking smart, too, and very well -spoken. And it drew me to her the

first time I was on set with her for a different project. We started talking,

and she's like, I really want to work with you. And after about three minutes

conversation, I was like, wow, this girl is special, you know? I think the

things that I like about Cadence are her chill attitude.

And, like, she's always struck me as someone I could...

hang out with, not necessarily at work, and she's a very sexual person.

Um, what I think is going to happen the first time I actually see Serena come

around the corner, I'm going to try not to cry, because, like, for some reason I

feel emotional.

Also going to try to just, like, wait until you guys are ready for us to fuck

before I just grab her and throw her against the wall. So that'll be my

challenge, is to not immediately come from her.

Uh, I'm pretty sure I'm going to scream and hug her and jump up and down and do

that stupid girly shit, but... that we do. And I can't wait to touch her butt.

Am I getting splotchy yet?

Only a little bit. Only a little bit. All right, awesome.

Okay, it's go time.

It's go time.

Yay, thank you.

So let's have, we're gonna just do a really, really quick photo shoot.

So I'm going to bring our photographer in to snap a couple photos.

I'm just going to hug her while you do that. The only thing I'm going to take

your robe. I will take your robe, madame.

De -robe her.

You're so amazing.

This is so amazing.

Okay, pose this how you want, because otherwise I'm just going to love on her.

I like that pose. Okay.

He loves it.

How long do they make us wait? Today?

You got it.

Your face tastes amazing.

I'm gonna need to toss out the tears.

Fucking

take

it all.

Thank you.

Hehehe

Oh.

Whoa.