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What, you're going now? I mean, this afternoon?

Yes, it is a long trip, isn't it?

I'm pregnant.

You're going to get a pen and a piece of paper and write down everything you

know about these friends of yours.

You haven't destroyed the past.

It's there.

Jen? Oh, what are you doing here?

We will camp out overnight if we have to. And if they want to destroy our

parkland, they will have to drag us up in flames!

Are you dressed yet?

Oh, get a move on.

Oh, come on, come on now.

Saturday!

We are all aware of what day it is, thank you, Mardy Faye. I'm surprised you

know what year it is, the state you were in last night.

Why haven't you hung over?

Flapped off.

Lisa?

Sorry,

sorry.

I just needed to get these printed off for you.

What are these?

Oh, just a few flyers about the protest.

I printed them off Gopher's website.

Gopher?

What's she talking about, Barry? I don't know.

Look, just give them to the vicar and ask her to stick them up on the bulletin

board or stuff.

You've never met this woman, Lisa.

She's not a sticking stuff up type.

Oh, don't be soft. Just do it.

Go, go, go.

Not so fast.

What's going on? What are those?

Oh, something about flying gawpers.

What? They're about the park protest, OK?

You don't know the half of what's gone on.

This thing is bigger than me and Jenna now.

The only thing bigger than you and Jenna are your heads.

Give me a pass.

Oh, don't you dare.

Barry, give.

No, don't. Go, go, go.

Hey, hey, hey.

Um, I thought I might come with you this morning to the church, if you don't

mind.

Oh, well, we don't mind, Pauline.

I think that's a great idea, Mum.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, all right, all right.

Not like a song and dance about it. I just want some fresh air, that's all.

Oh, come on, Pauline.

Hey, come on, Molly.

Bye. Bye.

See you later, kids. Don't forget, we'll be there.

See you.

See?

What did I tell you? I knew she'd come out of herself eventually.

She just needed a bit of time.

I hope you're right.

Yeah.

Hang on.

We're in the middle of a round.

Right, OK.

Wrecking time.

I'm a girl.

Jane.

Jane, it's Denise.

Jen?

Mum,

is that a moaning person? I see.

No.

Help us, then.

Cheers.

OK, so my boyfriend and my dad sharing a brew, dressed in jimmy jammies. Hands

up if you saw this coming.

That hand had better not be up then.

Trust me, it's not.

Morning. How are you feeling today?

I'm not sicky this morning.

No, well, it'll come and go.

I can see it now.

I can't believe I missed it before.

Missed what?

The glow.

Oh, do you mind if I use your shower?

Yeah, of course, fresh towels in the cupboard.

Not late.

Shouldn't you be getting dressed and head in hand?

Isn't there something you need to tell your parents?

Oh, Jesus.

It's called dad brain.

Don't worry about it. That comes and goes, too.

Listen, can I... Vin, take the hint.

I told you yesterday we're not talking about it. It's my problem now.

Home, now.

Go tell Officer Miller he and I are about to become semi -related.

And if there's any way you can take a picture of his face when you do, I'd

a copy.

Oh, God.

Oh, are you really going to be a novice about this?

How am I the novice?

You went from, oh, it's just one little letter, to, oh, it's just one little

article, to, oh, it's just one little camp out in the park overnight.

Well, what's it going to be next?

Oh, we just hired one little contract killer.

Oh, I ever thought.

Why? Do you know, innit?

Morning.

Oh, good. I see you've managed to recover anyway.

Jenna hasn't even emerged yet.

Eight o 'clock, she passed out.

Yes, same as this one. This one?

Hang on.

You mean you haven't spoken to her at all since she got back?

No. Why?

Oh, I think you should go and have a little chat.

She can fill you in on this big overnight protest her and Lisa are

being guests of honour at.

What?

Oh, for God's sake.

Please, dear.

General and Lisa are going to the protest, dear.

If you can't stand to eat, stay out of the revolution.

You missed a bit.

And the cream... and the colour and the name won't matter, I'll be there.

Please be seated.

Aye!

Your enthusiasm is touching, but please refrain from further ejaculations. We

are not American.

Now I beseech you, brethren, by the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, that ye all

speak the same thing.

and that there be no divisions among you, that that ye be perfectly joined

together in the same mind and in the same judgment.

Corinthians 1 .10.

That passage speaks to us about community.

I'm sure some of you may have been reading the ongoing saga about the

proposal for our very own Dean's Park.

And I see that the man at the heart of it is here with us today, Mr Adam Wyatt.

This, my children, is a good man.

A man who has made considerable contributions to this church, this

A man who wants nothing more than to build new homes for our children.

And it truly saddens me that there are some who would oppose such a thing.

But I know there are none amongst us here today.

Let us pray.

Don't even think about it.

Dear Lord...

Jenna, a police officer and a protester?

That's not a great mix.

This is going to end up in the papers again.

It's embarrassing for me.

You can't go. I forbid it.

Is everything all right? Yes.

Nothing strangling him and his fleet won't fit. I'll do it before next

if you have to.

Oh, shut up.

Is it a bad time?

No, of course not.

A time for what?

What's going on?

Do you want to sit down?

I'm just popping out. I'm going to go and see some letting agents, you know,

look at my flat options.

Don't you need the job first?

Well, yes, but I'm just, you know, looking.

Well,

don't make the same mistake I did, will you? What mistake?

This plate.

Too big, isn't it?

But I thought you wanted it like that.

Yeah.

See you later.

Oh, er...

Why don't you give Jane a quick call? You know, make sure she got there all

right. No, no, I bet not.

Sounds like her sister's gone through some stuff.

Best let her contact me.

Pauline, come on.

Oh, yeah, you go on. I'll catch you up by the car.

Guess what? You signed up Russell Brand to the cause.

Oh, don't you start an old... Lisa!

Guess what?

We're going to be grandparents.

What? Oh, mate, congratulations.

Thanks, although I can't take all the credit.

Ella!

Sorry, sorry, come on. It's Ella.

Where is she? Well, she's next door. Oh,

congratulations.

Let me look, let me look.

Definitely pregnant.

As reigning new mum of the close, I hereby relinquish my crown to you. Oh,

thank you.

Let's celebrate.

Dinner party. Tonight.

Atard. All of us.

Or go and tell Finn.

Could you have a moment?

I'm sorry, of course.

How can I help you?

I recently lost my husband.

Oh, I'm very sorry.

It's Mrs Johnson, isn't it?

Yeah.

Pauline.

How do I know she forgives me?

Forgives you?

I hurt his memory.

I made a mistake.

A cruel, cruel mistake.

I undid our whole life together.

In a single moment.

But all for nothing.

I have to know he forgives me because... Because if

he doesn't, then...

I couldn't forgive myself.

Pauline, it's not your place to judge yourself for your actions, nor to seek

forgiveness from those who've passed on.

There is only one person who will ultimately judge us, only one person who

ultimately decree if our sins will be forgiven or not.

All any of us can do is live our lives until that day comes.

I hope that can be of some comfort to you.

we doing this? Why don't we just dump thee?

Because if Lisa asks me, then she'll know.

I've got a tell.

A tell?

Yeah, when I tell lies, me ears go red.

They do?

Show me.

It won't work if I know you know I'm lying.

My ears are very complicated.

Excuse me.

Here. Oh, thanks.

I'm sorry, but do I know you?

I feel like I've seen you somewhere before. Are you on television?

Me? No.

I get that all the time. You must be thinking about the weather, girl.

Lovebirds online.

The dating app. You're on there, aren't you? Yes, I thought I'd seen you before.

I've swiped right a few times, actually. But, well, I've never had a reply.

Oh, so many people swipe right on me.

I can barely keep up.

I would have got round to you eventually, though.

Well, if you ever fancy bumping me up the lift, I'm down as Bernard1945.

Have a loo when you get home.

Oh, I just might.

Bernard1945.

Have you just picked up a fella at church?

We're outside hallowed ground, so you keep your snout out.

The good Lord is fine with it.

Oh, here comes Pauline.

You OK, Pauline? Yeah, I'm fine. Can you just take me home, please?

Look, you don't have to call. How embarrassing.

You are sure?

I'm more than happy to tell Lisa that. No, no, no.

It's fine.

It'll be nice.

What?

Stop it.

Sorry, I can't help it.

Ella, I know you've probably not had time to think about this yet, but, well,

obviously Finn had told me about this internship you were doing.

It's already cancelled.

Ella, you know Finn would have gone with you.

No, I know.

But I also know he'd want to be here with you.

Actually, they've offered me an alternative here at the university I'm

going to.

I told him I'd think about it.

What's to think about?

Thanks, Jenna.

Hiya.

Yeah, fine.

Oh, thanks again for last night.

What is?

Um, it really isn't.

Hmm? Oh, no, it's Jane.

Yeah, the woman you drove home last night.

Oh, is that Minnie, man?

Oh, hiya, Minnie man.

Yeah, I'm really sorry to put you out like that.

Could you drive a minute?

He's laughing now.

You do realise you put me out as well?

With my sorry?

He's still laughing.

Is he all right?

I'll give it to you.

Can I have a bath? Oh, you might as well.

And then after that, me and you need a serious talk.

Oh, no, not you.

Lisa, can I ask you something?

Do you, um... Do you want to have another baby?

Er, not right now, Dan. No, I'm doing the kitchen.

Then can you explain to me why you seem to be more excited about this than they

are?

Well... Do you know what I think it is?

Well, I think it's because I've just been through it myself, give or take,

get to impart everything that I've learned.

And you know how much I like imparting things.

Yeah, but isn't that Tanya's job?

Tanya?

Are you kidding?

I think Ella will be turning to her Auntie Lisa a lot throughout all this.

Really? Because, um, technically, Jenna's still a new mum herself, and I

that she'll probably... Oh, Molly!

Come here.

Molly, Molly, Molly.

Guess what?

You're going to get a new playmate.

Yeah. Oh, I hope it's a girl.

What? What?

Oh, no, Dad, don't be stupid. It's not me.

No, it's Ella.

Finn and Ella, they're going to have a baby.

Pauline, Finn and Ella, they're going to have a baby.

That's nice.

Good for them.

And they're all coming round for dinner tonight.

Oh, Dad, I need you to cook dinner for tonight.

What? What?

Stop saying what. Come on.

Did you hear that, Mum?

Dinner party tonight?

Yeah.

Dad, what's happened to my mum?

She only went to church. Now it's like she's jumped back to where she was four

days ago.

I don't know, kid. She will like that as soon as she came out.

Good to know, darling.

Like a cycle.

Well, tonight might actually be good for her, then. With people all around her,

talking about nice, happy, positive things.

I suppose so. And we will be talking about nice, happy, positive things,

we, Lisa? We won't be talking about the park, will we, Lisa?

No, we won't. Oh, Dad, did you give them slides for the vicar?

Erm... I wonder if we've got any strokes or anything.

I'm guessing you're not Luke, then?

I've heard of him.

Yeah, I'm not the least one, OK?

£4 ,000.

That's everything he owes you paid in full.

So no more instalments, no more working it off, no more anything.

You do not contact Finn again.

You know, I'm sorry I didn't quite catch your name.

Bradley Dawson.

Really?

The Bradley Dawson?

You know, I think I've heard my granddad talking about you.

Do give him my regards, will you?

I'm sorry, we'll do something else.

No?

Okay.

Okay, then.

Get out in the dark.

What do you think I'm doing?

Updating my profile.

Great -grandmother.

Of course, no one's going to believe it.

It would be such a great conversation starter.

Them telling me how young I look.

Oh, that's nice.

I'm glad this is all about you.

Is that my phone?

No. Yes, it is. Give it here.

I've been looking for that for days. Yeah, but I need it.

What for?

Are you going out?

Yeah, I'm just going to... I just need to... Look, I won't be long, OK? Well,

don't forget, it's the only thing we've got to go to.

Who's Bernard, 1945?

That'll be my future husband.

We'll get him to buy you a phone, then.

So... I definitely haven't done anything wrong, then.

No, Ollie, I was talking to Jane.

And I said I'd ring you back.

Oh, well, I wouldn't have answered, cos I wasn't there.

No, I know you didn't. That's because I'd gone.

I thought that's what it was.

She was naked. I was trying to be polite.

She wasn't naked. She was wearing a towel.

Well, she'll have been naked under that, though.

Oh, yeah? Well,

she will have been.

Well, I'll be off, I guess.

Are you busy tonight? Oh, I don't know. I might be.

How? Oh, no, I mean because of... Oh, right, yeah, because you still don't

the serious talk that wasn't for me, haven't you?

Maybe tomorrow, though.

Yeah?

Great. OK.

Cool.

OK.

Roger.

Hello. Oh, yes, hello.

I just popped in for a spot of lunch.

I wonder what you're popping in for.

Spot of lunch?

Spot of lunch, please, Bradley.

Spot of lunch.

By the way, I had a new bath fitted, finally.

I've been on showers ever since I moved in, thanks to the rings you left around

the old one. Yes, well, that was my cleaner's fault.

Oh.

Diocese gave you a cleaner, did they?

Yes. Yes, they did.

Didn't you get one?

Roger. I know full well you cajoled some of the older members of the

congregation to do your housework every week.

Exactly. Did you sleep at night?

They volunteered.

And they liked me.

Your spot of lunch.

Thank you.

Well, this should be fun.

Afternoon, Officer Miller.

Dawson. Shall we adjourn to my office?

No spirits for that one.

He gets very violent.

What? What did he say?

I'm making a casserole, Dan. There was nothing else in.

Hey, how come, if they're the ones celebrating, we're the ones hosting?

I've no idea, Baz.

Needs more, um, jalapeno.

Do you know what you're talking about?

I don't, no.

No.

I tell you what, though, Lisa was right about one thing. Of course Lisa was

right. Lisa's always right.

What am I right about this time?

That tonight will be good for me, Mum.

That's the only thing you have been right about today, though. You do

she's a hippie now, don't you, Baz?

Lisa's promised not to talk about the park. She said tonight's all about

friends and the future.

Family, friends and the future? You see what I mean?

Hippie talk!

I tell you what, Baz.

Let's me and you have a bet. How many minutes into this meal we get before

either her or Jenna brings it up?

No, no, no, no, no. I don't approve of betting on people.

Ten quid, and I'll let you pick first.

Twenty minutes.

That's what I was going to pick. You snooze, you lose, kid.

Hey!

Ben, I'm telling you.

I'm telling you.

I can hear something.

You can hear anything. It's last night's dinner.

Trust me, I've got an ace down in biology. There is nothing to hear yet.

I'm getting a job.

First thing Monday. Proper one this time. In a proper garage.

Oh, no.

You mean no more liberating cars from impound lots?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, you climbed over the fence and... Oh, it's fine, it's fine.

It was fun.

It was fun.

I love you so much.

I love you too.

Well, this was a turn -up for the books.

I can say that again.

This morning I was telling Jen I'm a police officer and a protester was a bad

mix.

Now I'm about to share a grandchild with Bradley Dawes.

How do you feel about it?

Well... As far as I'm concerned, no one will ever be good enough for my

daughter.

But he comes pretty close.

Yeah, I know I wasn't exactly chairman of the fan club to begin with, but

change.

There's nothing he wouldn't do for her.

What more could I ask?

Ella is, um... I mean, seriously, I don't know that she turned out so nice

clever and normal.

Yeah, I know.

That one's still a mystery to us, too.

I like her a lot.

Hey.

Cheers, Grandad.

Cheers, Grandad.

We're going to have some seriously awkward Christmases.

Did you find any?

Any what?

Flats you can't afford to buy.

Oh, er... No.

You OK?

Hmm?

Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

Oh, erm... Did you call Jane?

You said you were going to call her, you know, make sure everything's OK.

No, I didn't.

I said I wasn't going to pet her, I wasn't trying to sort things out.

Well, of course you wouldn't mind.

You don't know her sister.

Right.

It's no time, don't you?

Pop off and have a bit of a read.

Yeah, why not?

Saturday night, let's all go wild.

Tell Fergus all that when you arrived.

I don't know.

I was going to. I mean, I knew he'd let her stay anyway for a while because of

Emily, but... Then I saw him.

And what?

Oh, nothing. I don't know. I just didn't, that's all.

I decided to tell a stupid lie instead.

And then another one.

And then another.

And they catch up with you in the end, don't they?

So, you and your husband, were things not...

Utterly lovely.

No, I wouldn't have done it otherwise. I mean, I, of all people, know what

that's like, don't I? So... It's all right.

He's very different now, isn't he, Fergus?

Did you do that somehow?

No.

I think he just grew up.

Right. Thank you for letting us stay.

And I'm sorry if I ruined your date.

Oh, no, you didn't. It wasn't really a date.

Well, it was, but... Oh, he's a funny one.

Yeah. Kind of picked up on that.

Right.

See, I'm the little madam.

Better make a move.

Where are you going to go?

My sister's. I figured I might as well make one lie true.

Oh, well, it's gone for.

Why don't you go tomorrow?

No. I don't want to put you out.

You're not.

Let them two have another night together.

Don't know when they'll see each other again.

Well, if you shall.

Oh, OK.

You know, when you said, picked up on that, what did you

mean?

Shall I go and buy us a couple of bottles of wine?

That was low, that, Dan.

Picking 19 minutes, undercutting me by one.

This should be in increments of five.

You snooze, you lose, Baz.

I made

a promise to myself. I said, no more dirty

days, no more in -betweeners. The next one's got to be the one.

And you don't think he is?

I don't know.

I mean, he does tickle a lot of the boxes.

I mean, he's kind and he's funny and he's got a great career and he's very

bright.

He's sorry, what?

He's very bright.

OK.

And we've got so much in common and... Oh, he's just so shy.

He's like a scared little mouse.

Oh, no, that's good.

That's what you want, cos that makes you the cat.

I don't want to be the cat.

I had to dress up years ago as a cat and hand out leaflets.

People kept pulling my tail. It was horrible.

Right.

Yeah. Well, maybe he is the one. Maybe he's not.

Doesn't really matter, does it? At least your whole life isn't a complete mess.

Your life's not a mess.

Denise. I'm sleeping on the sofa of my first husband's ex -mistress.

Is that my fault?

What?

Is it my fault your life's a mess?

God, no.

But if Fergus hadn't... I mean... You two might still

be together.

No. Denise.

The person he was then, and the person I was then, that was never going to

happen. You said he's changed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have you?

I like to think so.

A bit.

Jane.

I think I love her.

I'm going to go and check on the kids.

Make sure they're all right.

Here you go.

Oh, it smells lovely, Lisa. Thank you. Oh, you're very welcome.

Dad helped.

So, Ella, have you managed to get through to your mum yet?

No, we haven't. She's probably not charged her phone or something.

Of course she's not charging her phone.

She's on her honeymoon.

She probably hasn't even unpacked her suitcase.

Nice, Mum.

I can't.

Sorry.

Keeping you from something.

What? Oh, no, no, no. I was just... A toast.

To Finn and Ella.

On that first great step to the magical journey of new life. Finn and Ella.

Finn and Ella.

And to peace and love.

Goo -goo -ka -choo.

What?

Being the witness.

Hello, Bradley Dawson.

This is nice, isn't it?

What do you want?

Well, you see, after your little visit this morning, I was thinking, why would

someone like you give a shit about someone like him?

Well, then he clicked.

The blonde, yeah.

And there she is.

I'm not going to be needing that anymore.

You see, that's just a bit of pocket change compared to what I've got lined

This is the big one.

This is the one that's going to set me up for life.

You know, I might even get a little place like this.

Of course, now, I don't have a driver.

Fins out.

Well, everything happens for reasons, doesn't it?

So I'm guessing if you're all prepared to fork out four grand to protect your

little chav in law, then you'd be prepared to take his place, wouldn't

You do not want to do this.

I think you'll find I do.

Let me tell you what you don't want.

You don't want me making a call to the police about an anonymous tip -off of

mutual friend's involvement with a certain van raid, one that apparently

the driver in a coma.

And especially when the car that was using the robbery is over at my lock -up

with his fingerprints all over it.

And only his fingerprints.

Make a leap on it.

See you soon, Bradley Dawson.

Here you are.

Bernard 1945 again.

She picked him up at church, you know.

I did not pick him up at church.

It was offside while we were trying to get rid of those flyers.

No, no, no. She doesn't count.

What flyers? The protest flyers. I did some flyers for the protest.

Will it do?

No, no. It's gone to empty. Well, it has now, but no one...

What are you two on about?

Nothing.

I'll get you.

Were you two betting on us?

What?

Do you think that's funny?

No, not really.

I kind of wish I'd got in on it.

How long was it, 20 minutes?

Under, just under 20 actually.

Oh my God!

Do you know what he did earlier?

He tried to forbid me from going.

Ah! Oh, for crying out loud.

Look, I'm sorry, but the whole thing's just ridiculous.

He's right. He's right. No, no. No, he's not right. And we said we weren't going

to talk about it tonight.

Yes, we lasted 19 minutes and 57 seconds.

Well done.

So, uh, is there any pudding or...? Ahem.

Whoa. I hadn't realised you'd all be in the middle of dinner.

I do apologise.

I just thought I'd be back to come round and see if we can't talk this little

thing through.

You also believe?

It's quite handy you're all together, actually.

You see, look, I'm kind of worried about you all.

Look, I've been in business a long time, and I've learned to deal with bad

publicity. Now, I'm not saying that your heart's not in the right place.

I'm just wondering how much bad publicity you can handle.

Meaning? Meaning I know the way that these parasites work.

Once something becomes a story, it gets bigger and bigger, and then they start

delving into people's private lives.

They start digging up things that people might rather stay buried.

You know, like, say...

If someone were a self -employed plumber who's never once been audited and does

quite a bit of building work on the side, you know, and then there's police

records, you know, just silly little things like, I don't know, shoplifting,

people fighting in the middle of the high street, you know, or maybe even

matters like internal cover -up to protect the disgraced former detective.

Like I say, I'm worried about you, because information like this...

Surprisingly easy to find.

You know, and I would hate to see you all humiliated in the papers over

something so trivial as one tiny little part. Right, you.

See this knife?

Unless you fancy having some impromptu genital surgery carried

out on you, I would just turn around and walk out of this house right now if I

were you.

Nobody threatens my family.

Barry, did you actually invite this man in?

Sort of.

Do you mind telling him that you relinquish the invitation?

I relinquish your invitation.

Well, now that means you're trespassing, doesn't it?

How do you fancy being arrested by a disgraced former detective?

Do you need me to show you the door?

No. No, that won't be necessary.

No, I think I've got my piece.

I'd love to eat it.

What an arsehole.

What are you thinking, Dan?

I'm thinking... Have you got room for two more on this protest of yours?

Three more.

And the rest.

Well, in that case, I think we should have one final toast.

To the revolution.

To the revolution!

See?

I told you Mum was right.

Jim? What's going on?

When is all this supposed to go down?

Tomorrow. Tomorrow?

Yeah. Why are you busy?

People will think you're here to break up the process.

We've got nothing on them, nothing.

It's our word against theirs.

And they've got everything on the scene.

You were playful, ageing ex -rockers. You never cared about anything in your

entire life. Why are you starting now?