All language subtitles for Minder s09e13 For a few dollars more

You will keep an eye on Mr. Daly until
things are sorted out. I don't want to

bring him halfway around the world and
then have him slip under a bus before

estate's cleared up. G'day, Arthur.

G'day, Ray.

Welcome to Sydney.

It's important, Arthur. You're carrying
on like the inheritance is already

yours. You're Joshua Daly's illegitimate
son because I say you are.

And you're going to stay that way until
I tell you it can stop.

I've travelled thousands of miles
expecting to cop for my great -uncle's

only to find five other Dalys expecting
the same.

Get after him. Get the documents.

I don't care what you do, just get them.

Joshua Daly's sole heir is Dimitri
Phyllis Aristotle Daly.

No, no, stop the proceedings.

It's a ringer. I demand a recount.

We haven't got enough cash left for a
bus to Bondi, never mind the air

We cannot afford to pay this hotel bill.
If you think a man in my position is

going to abscond from one of the world's
top hotels without paying, you're very

much mistaken.

OK.

Any other suggestions?

I think the fire exit's favourite.

Go on.

It's all in here.

It is all in here.

Her Britannic Majesty requests and
requires that I be allowed to pass

without let or inference and given all
necessary assistance all over the place.

I think that sums up our situation.

That means they let you in, Arthur. It
doesn't mean they bail you out.

Look, it may have escaped your notice,
but this country still flies a Union

Jack. Commonwealth ties, Ray.

You'll see.

And we was wondering what these mates of
ours would do if they found themselves

with no money and no ticket home.

I mean, what would be their best course
of action?

British nationals, you say. Bread and
bone.

I find it hard to believe that your
mates came to this country in the first

place without a return ticket.

But if they have, between you and I, I'm
afraid it would be their responsibility

to extricate themselves as best they
can.

Would it?

The British taxpayer can hardly be
expected to foot the bill for every

traveller. Do you mean to tell me Her
Majesty's government is unwilling to

up the Reddies to send these poor
unfortunates home?

It's not in our brief, old boy.

I'm shocked. Nay, disgusted.

These two lads have pulled their weight
for our fair nation, financially through

crippling taxes and, in the older gent's
case, bodily, fighting for freedom and

democracy when Britain faced her darkest
hour.

And now when fate deals a crumpled card,
you cannot extend an helping hand to

us. Then, then.

We do have our guidelines.

What you have, my man, is art of stone.
I shall be banging off a very strong

letter to the Foreign Office.

Sorry to be of so little help.

Yeah, thanks.

And I think you should warn your mates
that the Australian authorities take a

very dim view of any overseas visitor
who violates the conditions of his visa.

How dim would that be?

Arrest, deportation, and thereafter,
persona non grata.

Disgraceful. Because we didn't go to the
same school as him.

What a indignity of it.

Deported from Australia.

You haven't been yet.

But we will be if the police catch up
with us. It's an outrage.

Nothing left.

There was a time when being British
counted for something. We looked after

own, the Pax Britannica.

No, they're only prepared to send you
home in a wooden box.

Hey, what police?

Yeah, your land of open glory speech
didn't mention us British doing a runner

from the hotel, did it? A temporary
absence, Raymond.

We will make full restitution.

You got any change?

Yeah, what for?

It's ringing.

Hello? Hello, Dave?

Hello, Dave?

Put the money in. Oh, yeah.

Hello, Dave.

Hello, Dave.

Oh, hello, Ethel.

It's the cleaner.

Oh, no.

It's Arthur here, Ethel. How are you?

Arthur?

Yeah, I'm in Australia.

You're very nice, thank you. Yeah, very
hot.

No, Ray's with me.

Get on with it, Arthur.

Ethel, is Dave there?

Ah.

Oh, all right, then. Never mind.

Bye -bye.

What are you doing? Why didn't you leave
him a message?

I couldn't. I could never face her
again.

She admires me. But you just wasted
eight dollars. Let me in there.

I'm not interested in the others. Just
the English bloke.

Oh, dearly.

So I'd like to believe.

Do you think you registered under that
name?

Oh, yes.

It'd be too clever not to.

And the so -called nephew.

Masterstroke bringing him along.

I think we'd better find out a bit more
about her, Mr. Daly.

Like who he is.

And how long he's been in Australia.

The point is, Ethel, I need to speak to
Dave, urgent.

He's what?

Well, when's he coming back then?

Nah, never mind.

Nah, no message.

He's closed the club up and he's gone
off driving round the south of England.

mean, what the hell's he playing at? Oh,
he's gone looking for a country pub.

What? Yeah, I said we might buy one when
I get back.

Well, why didn't you say so before we
stuffed $16 into the phone? I didn't

he took me literally.

You're awful. Well, aren't you? Except
the reverse charge phone call. No.

Well, what do you reckon? No, her
indoors didn't want to be in the house

own. She's gone up to Norfolk to stay
with her sister.

Well, you've got her number there. No,
no, it's a caravanette. I ain't got a

phone.

So we're stranded, and it's cost us $16
to find out.

Hey, we'll have to phone your mum.

Oh, no way, Arthur. They've bailed me
out enough times.

And you're supposed to be keeping me out
of trouble, not dropping me in it. This

is down to us, Arthur.

Ray? What?

I'm hungry.

So that's it.

We're up the effluent billabong.

It's not looking great.

Your capacity for understatement is very
irritating.

We are going to have to find some work.

Work?

Finish your toast.

I lost my appetite.

You might regret that in a few days'
time.

What are you doing?

Get another cup of tea.

No way, Arthur. This is a tight budget.

I always have two teas with breakfast.

Look, if we're going to pay back the
hotel and raise the cash for the air

tickets, we've got to watch every penny.

I've got $28 .45.

Turn out your pockets.

You're mine.

Come on.

Is

that

it?

You won't be needing these then, Arthur.

Why? Because there's nothing in the
budget for cigars.

Okay, so it's not the Ritz. This is for
students.

I can't stay here.

It's dirt cheap.

I'm not surprised.

In! In!

Of course, I wouldn't be able to discuss
against business, you understand, but

you want my opinion.

Oh, we do.

He's into something big.

Very big.

Yeah?

Heavy tipper, too.

Of course, for a man like Mr. Daly,
that'd be a small change.

Champagne in his suite every day, and
French.

Nothing but the best for Mr. Daly.

Yeah. We'd like a booking for the night.

Singles or double?

A double, please.

He's my nephew.

Sure.

Nine dollars each.

No cooking in the room, vacate by nine
in the morning, no pets.

If you let us have the key, I'd like to
freshen up.

The rooms don't open till nine in the
evening.

What are we supposed to do till then?

The reproduction process for the largest
of all the marsupials is by far the

most fascinating.

The Red Kangaroo.

Big Red has a secret.

I'll keep in the lock -up rather than
this. Well, you can't. This is the best

you're going to get.

I'm not a guest.

There's always a caterpillar in the
salad.

I'm going to shoot out for a while. Look
for a gel.

I'd better come with you. No, there's no
need.

There'll be unsavory types about. If I
don't watch my back, they'll be out with

a caution and away with me wallet.

It'll be sorely disappointing.

I don't know, Ray. When humanity sinks
to its lowest.

I'll have the fillings out of your
teeth. We stick together.

Safety in numbers.

who's got a city and guild in domestic
science from the Wilsdon College of

Cookery and Catering. He can knock you
out a Burff or Guignol quicker than you

can say Taratumalata. Isn't that right,
Ray?

Yeah. Cooked burger before?

The view.

English, huh?

OK.

How much an hour?

Five. Ten.

Six. Eight.

Seven. Done.

Thing I have been.

That one.

Not exactly a comprehensive dossier, is
it?

What he drinks, what he smokes.

How he likes his soul off the burn.

That's all we could get.

He's very elusive.

So it seems.

You'd better go and issue a polite
invitation.

Leave it till this afternoon, though.

He's probably lunching at the yacht
club.

Five burgers. Peter's docking it at me
wages, you know. And the hot dog you

didn't finish.

I meant to talk to you about that.

It's a bit rubbery.

Perhaps you should leave them in a bit
longer.

I'll bear it in mind.

What are you doing?

Keep it at you, mate.

What? A little pressure.

What are you doing?

Looking at how long it's going to take
us to get out of this benighted country.

And? By my reckoning, 17 months.

You're going to have to get another job.

Hey, I've worked my fingers to the bone
already, Arthur.

I'm completely knackered in case you
hadn't noticed.

Hi, Maria, mate.

Yeah. Good evening, sir. Could I just
take a minute of your time?

I've got the end of a line of stock my
company's been selling, which I can let

you have really cheap.

Only five bucks.

Now, if you'd like to take a look.
Excuse me, my dear.

Give up now.

Sorry? You're never going to shift that
rubbish.

Aren't I?

You're making all the elementary errors.

What do you mean, rubbish?

Well, the quality is immaterial. It's
your technique. You can whip out the

jewels and I still wouldn't buy it.

Why not?

One, never ask for a minute of my time.

It beggars the answer. No.

Two, never describe it as the end of a
line. Makes me think it'd be out of

fashion before I got it home.

How should I describe it?

Well, if your gear's as iffy as I
suspect, the less said the better.

Three, the word cheap.

A person's character is reflected in the
price they pay for their accoutrements.

No one likes to be thought of as in the
cheap category.

Oh, how do they like to be thought of?

Shrewd.

Tasteful.

High for a bargain.

This man annoying you, miss.

Can I take that for a minute?

And a bag.

Evening, gents.

Enjoyed your drink, can I help?

Yep. Fine, thanks. Just off home for the
wife?

Worst luck.

Oh, well, I understand.

He's signed on himself for 35 years come
spring. Do you know that guy?

Yeah, he's family.

Just when the conversation's flowing and
the beer's going down nicely, a still,

small voice says in your ear, time to go
home.

You said it. But for a modest
investment, you could be sitting here

chugging out time, safe in the knowledge
of a warm welcome when you return.

Take a seat.

No, we're on our way home. No, no, no,
picture this, picture this.

It's 11 .30.

You've had an enjoyable session with the
boys, you go up the driveway, key in

the door, what's your mistake?

Being weightless. Wrong.

In my experience, your alcohol content
is neither here nor there.

Your problem is you're empty -handed.

Now, I happen to be market -testing a
brand -new product which is all set to

the biggest seller of the coming year.
And what is more, I can let you have it

for the factory price.

What is it? A very good question. This
is a high -tech, auto -lighting,

miniature make -up kit cum vanity case
with, um, oh, sporting a range of non

-run colours for every complexion.

Integral light for a little touch -up at
the disco. All set in hard -wearing

effect case.

Fashioned in the French style.

How much?

Call me foolish. I'm not asking 20. I'm
not asking 18.

You can have this for a paltry $15.

Well, of course, if you all decided to
have one, I'd consider that a wholesale

deal, and I'd knock them out for $10
apiece.

What the hell? We'll all have one. We
can have a drink.

You won't regret it, gentlemen.

There we are.

There we are.

And there we are.

Thank you very much. Thank you very
much.

Nice to do business with you.

There you are, my dear.

I'm prepared to impart further education
in the daily technique, but only in

return for the address of your supplier.

I can introduce you to him. You two
should get out.

Peace, family.

Ray, I mean, I've got to buy the bloke a
drink.

All right, but give me back what you
don't spend.

All right, all right.

No worse than her indoors.

Arthur. How do you do?

And this is Ray. Hi, Ray. Nice one.

Oh, more the pom with the patter.

Rafa's bag's in here, mate, but the
beer's cold. What'll he have? A vodka

tonic for me, and Ray'll have something
light, won't you, Ray?

Ray? Ray.

Robin tells me you're in a bit of a
spot. Life's been bowling you a few

googlies. Oh, a little hiccup in our
affairs, isn't it?

Oh, we've all been there, Arthur.

I mean, I've put my hand to a lot of
things in my time. Mind you, I've never

done anything unless there was a quid in
it, and usually a very good quid. But

this bloody recession, mate, I mean,
it's really hit people bad.

This bloody ratbag, boom -bust economy,
it's really driving every...

Sorry, Arthur, that's just me.

Well, let's hope it leads to a fruitful
relationship.

Your daughter tells me that you can lay
your hands on assorted merchandise.

Yeah, I ain't got the odd box back at
the unit. What I'm specially interested

is anything electronical.

I find a working man is a sucker for
gadgets, especially when he's on the

outside of a few finds.

Yeah, I think I know the sort of stuff
you're after.

What do you have then, kids?

Oh, can't have that, Dad. I'm taking Ray
on a trip round the heart.

Ray? What about your hot dogs?

There's no cricket today, Arthur. I've
got the afternoon off. Shouldn't you be

filling in with something temporary?

I'll give the lad a break, Arthur.

All work and no play, you know. Don't
you be late for that bar job.

Blame him, you know. I mean, the pubs
these days are bloody bedlam.

I mean, what sort of payout did you get
on them for this?

Pokies? Oh, man, pretty good. You crack
a jackpot with them, mate, it'll bury

you in brass up to your kneecaps.
Really? Why don't you give it a go?

muck.

Yeah.

Andrew, love.

A schooner and a vodka tonic.

And I'll have 20 on Maria Martin

in the fifth of my nose.

Um... Maria Martin?

Arthur Daly. Very funny.

Here you go, Arthur.

Oh, Tom.

We, uh... We have a different system at
Winchester.

I'll tell you what I got that might
interest you, Arthur.

Solar -powered FM radios. Beautiful
things with their own headphones, made

here in Gonzo.

What's wrong with them?

The solar power, Arthur. But you have to
be pretty close to the bloody sun to

get them going, you know what I mean?

What is the pre -retail price of these
astronaut specials? Ten bucks a piece.

Oh, um, miss, I gave you a $20 note. Not
too bad, buddy.

I'll, um, I'll take two on trial.

Two? The thing's that bad.

No, no, no, no, no, but there's, um...

Product testing, market evaluation,
promotional research. You've got to be

careful.

Had a bit of inside information, eh,
Des? How's that, ma 'am?

Maria Martin in at 25 to 1.

Yep. Beauty.

Oh, look at this.

Woo -hoo!

How many of these radios do you say
you've got?

100 % self -sufficient, ladies and
gentlemen. No wires, no batteries, run

Mother Nature in the form of the sun. An
inexhaustible power supply and ozone

-friendly to boot.

And how much are you asking for, mate?

$25 on my own worst enemy.

Every component is guaranteed 100 %
Australian.

Can you hear me, sir? Excuse me. Hello?

Hello?

There you are, ladies and gentlemen.

The young man is completely engulfed in
the music of Vivaldi, to the exclusion

of all other distracting noises.

Such is the power of Solarad.

Hello.

Amazing. It was like being there
listening to a full orchestra.

The French horns, the piccolos.

I never knew you could get so much power
out of a little box like that. I was

really engulfed. Don't overdo it.

I'll have one.

I'll have one too. There you are, ladies
and gentlemen. Another satisfied

client. The perfect gift for the
difficult relative.

There we are, madam. Thank you very
much. There we are. $25 change, madam.

Thank you, sir. There we are.

Oh, that's amazing, ain't it?

Oh, that's big, all right.

When was it built?

I don't know.

What's that over there?

Not a mind of information, you, is ya?

Hey.

What are you taking me?

Your privilege.

I'm taking you to my favourite place.

Hey.

Yeah?

Falling asleep on me.

Sorry.

Just wouldn't believe what I've been
through in the last few days.

There's an answer, isn't there?

There can't be two of them in Australia.

There you are, miles from anywhere, the
football's nil -nil. Could go anybody's

way. With this little gadget, you will
never miss a goal. You could be way in

the middle of the outback and still tune
in to your own team's triumph.

$25, sir, and you never need worry about
buying batteries again.

One for you, sir. Very wise.

There we are, sir.

$30, $5 change.

Thank you, sir. You won't regret it. Oh,
right.

Great spot, isn't it?

Full of tourists.

Just the place for flogging my new line.

What's that?

That, Raymond, is a solar -powered...
Frequently modulated, circulated,

integrated pocket radio.

With this in your possession, you can
stay in constant touch with whatever

occupies your leisure or work time. Be
it finance, sport, music... You're

Arthur, I'm not one of your punters.
Yeah, sorry.

You just be careful you don't get nicked
for trading without a licence.

Nah, petty regulations, Ray. I mean,
what is democracy about if it's not

to supply and demand?

Your dad's just gone off to get me some
more ammunition.

A couple more days like this, Ray, we'll
be able to walk into the region with

our heads held high.

Oh, excuse me, sir. I'll be gone soon,
you look.

Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a
solar -powered, frequently modulated,

circulating, integrated pocket radio?

Why don't we just post them the money?
No way, I want me clothes better. Come

on. Look, look, look. Go in quietly. Try
and avoid any embarrassment.

Good morning, Mr. Daly.

G'day, Mr. Daly.

Daly?

Good day, Mr. Daly. How are you going?

Hello, Mr. Daly.

Hello, Mr. Daly.

Morning, Mr. Daly.

Ray, this is carnage.

Good day, Mr. Daly. Mr. Daly. Would you
like the bill, please?

Mr. Daly's account, please.

Did you have a good trip?

Yeah, yeah.

Very good.

Thank you.

There we are.

How will you be paying?

Ah... That is something I'll have to
discuss in my kitchen.

That bill was the biggest load of
fiction since Gone With The Wind.

I know for a fact I never ordered an
outback picnic.

I don't eat boiled eggs.

And I certainly haven't watched any
adult videos.

Yeah, don't look at me.

I can't believe they didn't know we'd
gone.

They must have thought we was on safari
at Ayers Rock or something. They still

think we're away.

I'm being charged for a luxury suite
with harbour view and room service while

I'm living on kangaroo kebabs and
bunking down with hippies and

every night.

It's not looking good.

Look, I've told you before about this
understate. Listen, I'm late for my

You'd better not go back past the hotel.
We can't show our face here till we're

paid. I'll catch you later.

All right.

Right. Right.

Oh, my God. Mr. Daly, I wonder whether
you'd be free for a meeting with Mr.

Reed.

Sugar.

Mr. Daily.

Arthur Daily.

I don't have a sweet tooth myself.

Arthur, eh?

Nice touch. Very quaint.

Still too late now.

Dammit.

Lamington.

What do you mean, too late?

We both tried to get our hands on the
porch and we both missed out.

We have a lot in common.

Ah, but you trod the path of subterfuge,
Mr. Reid, not me.

I've got ancestral roots in the outback.

The dailies have been here ever since
great -uncle Josh spotted the chance of

earner in the gold rush and packed his
pick and shovel.

You know, you really are very good at
it.

If only we'd been partners before.

Before what?

Before now.

We're just what I need in England.

Someone with money, contacts.

Someone who can handle my kind of...
merchandise well i do have an awesome

reputation for my europe -wide network
yes what um what sort of merchandise do

you have in mind you really have to ask

hi

you might be cooling down

It's crazy, and I must have cooked a
thousand head of cattle just to pay the

rent.

If we had more room, you could move in
with us.

That's a nice thought.

We still on for the night?

If you can stay awake.

What's your dad and Arthur doing?

Don't know.

Arthur hasn't come back yet.

When exactly would you deliver this
merchandise?

It'll be a personal collection, of
course. Don't want to take unnecessary

Oh, absolutely. That's the way we do it
at home.

Then it could be some of my associates.

Stop a few yarns, perhaps.

They mostly speak pretty good English.

I look forward to that with
anticipation.

Ross will drop you back at your hotel.

It's a reason, isn't it?

Ray, let me in.

Ray, where you been?

Ray, we have got to get out of
Australia.

Cheers, Arthur. I would have never known
that. No, no, no. You don't understand.

What are you cooking there, then?

Koala fat.

You couldn't stop eating them yesterday.

I've had afternoon tea.

With what?

With sandwiches.

No, no, no, no. I haven't spent
anything.

You haven't been down a Salvation Army,
have you? No, I have not.

No. Thanks to you abandoning your sworn
duty as a minder for a career in the

salmonella industry, I have been well
and truly hijacked. Who by?

That Mr. Reed.

Salvation is not the word that springs
to mind, Ray.

I'm doomed.

So he picked you up, took you to his
mansion, gave you tea and sandwiches.

Yeah, little coconut cakes called lemon.

Yeah, all right, Arthur. Then he offered
you a partnership and drove you back to

the... Ray, please don't remind me of
it.

Maybe it's his way of apologising to
you, Arthur.

You know, for all the trouble he's
caused you, mate.

I don't think you realise the enormity,
Derek.

This man is the Al Capone of the cream
tea, and he thinks I'm the UK

If he has his way, I'll be going through
customs carrying more chemicals than I

see I.

Well, there's only one thing for it. You
need to get out of Australia, mate.

Look, what we need is something we can
sell for bigger money. We can pay for

hotel with a radio and hamburgers, but
there's still the air tickets.

Well, I do have a box of more expensive
gadgets. They're personal organisers.

200 bucks a throw, but they're beautiful
little things and they work perfectly.

But you haven't sold them. But they're
not hot, are they? Ray, Ray, it's a very

warm country.

Sale or return, Derek?

Anything like Hyde Park in London?

Yeah, you could say that.

Trees, grass, full of winos.

I've always wanted to visit England. I'm
planning to as soon as I can. Yeah?

When you do, you know you can stay in my
place.

Do you have a girl back in England?

I don't mind.

No, no, it's a good question. I'm just
not really sure.

Well, if you're not really sure, that
usually means you're short.

Does it?

That's all.

I'm gonna cook you now.

Deeds. Deeds. Arthur, don't... No bugger
in Australia is called Derek.

Yes. Being out here has been good for
me.

It gives man a sense of perspective.

I mean, here I am on the other side of
the world, and yet...

How can I put it?

What am I trying to say is man is a
pioneer.

Buffeted by the winds of fate.

Very well put, Arthur.

Buffeted.

Me and Ray come to this fly -flung
corner of the Commonwealth.

Well, let's face it, they couldn't have
flung it much further, could they?

And we haven't sat back. Things have
become a bit grim.

Grim, yes, sir. But with hard work and
inspiration, we will

win.

True. That is what I mean by a pioneer,
Derek. It is.

Arthur.

Arthur.

What is this, Arthur?

What is that? Do you think... Go on.

Pioneer.

Right, Dizzy, get the food off your
face, take the two -pot screamer and get

yourselves home.

Well, Arthur, we shall leave this place
and go to a bar around the corner

where they don't mind a couple of
pioneers having a drink and a laugh.

Pioneer!

Get off the road, you bloody old woman!

Yeah, I think the copper's... It's all
gone.

Of course he's got a gun, Arthur. You
can't expect them to stop bank robbers

pulling out their personality, can you?

Having some sort of problem, pal?

Problem? Yes, well, the problem was you
driving like a cocky in a cage. I was

unable to... I have reason to believe
you've been drinking this afternoon,

He has reason to believe.

We've been ten out of ten, Sherlock.

Step out of the car, please, gentlemen.

Yes, of course.

Ray.

Ray, it's me. Open up.

Nick.

Where have you been?

We're in crisis, Ray.

The police know where I am.

Derek and me got pulled by the old bill.

What you been up to now? Look, if you've
got any questions, put them in writing.

I ain't got time.

The police know where we are. We've got
to get out of Australia.

We've been through that. We can't. Why
not?

The hotel.

We haven't paid the bill, remember? The
police will be waiting at the check -in.

They won't have to. They know we're
here.

What you doing?

What does it look like?

Another runner.

Arthur! Time to get up.

Arthur, time to get up.

All right, dear.

You're supposed to be out already.
Derek's waiting for you.

Where's Derek?

Oh, oh, dead. Yeah.

What happened?

If you don't know, don't ask.

I just hope you're in a fit state to
earn some real cash.

Consider it done right.

What's that expression there, have you?

No worries.

Not a nibble. We did all our best
pitches and they just don't want to

Well, I hate to say this, Arthur, but
you know this theory of yours about

studying the punter's psychology?

It has never been known to fail.

Well, I think you may have misread the
Australian character, mate.

In what way?

The average Sydney fighter doesn't like
organisation.

You know, everything in its place and
all that.

He likes a bit of chaos.

A bit of... Devil may care, take me as I
am. I may be sweaty, but my undies are

clean. You know what I mean? We're
frontiersmen, Arthur.

I mean, you can't carve a city like
Sydney out of the book and be worrying

your mother -in -law's birthday at the
same time.

Why did you not make these thoughts
known at the time of purchase?

Well, you're on a roll, mate, and I
thought it best just to let you keep

So, in your assessment, I am holding
stock.

that will be about as popular as a nut
cutlet at a cannibal's feast.

Well, I don't want to put too fine a
point to it, Arthur. They're not moving,

are they?

I think there's only one thing for it.
The rice -lip rush.

It's a sales technique very much in
vogue during the war. A lot of American

airmen in the area, they called it the
hard sell.

Watch.

Top of the morning to you, Squire?

Please don't take this amiss, but would
I be right in thinking you are a man who

takes great pride in his appearance?

I guess so.

And who likes to be organised.

Likes everything handy, ready when
wanted.

I like to be methodical, yes.

Methodical, that's a good word. Like
organised.

I have something here that could affect
a mini -revolution in your life.

Gone are all those losable address books
with names and numbers, or even worse,

little bits of paper with numbers and no
names. Have you ever done that?

Preys on your mind for days. You ring it
up, it's the butcher. You haven't paid

your bill. You wish you'd never called.

I've seen them before.

Oh, so you'll be familiar with the
quality.

The Rolls Royce of chip technology.

They're top quality, all right.

200 of them were stolen from a warehouse
on Jenkins Street a month ago.

We've been keeping an eye on you.

I'm Sergeant Davis of the New South
Wales Police Department.

And you're under arrest.

Let's get this straight.

You thought you were due to inherit a
fortune, so you get a one -way ticket

here, the deal falls through, and
suddenly you're up the creek without a

That's the gist of it. Then you turn
your hand to selling stolen goods.

Objection. I was not aware that these
goods were not bona fide.

Tell it to the bench, Mr. Daly. I'm
being pilloried here for doing a decent

thing. Instead of throwing myself at the
mercy of the state, as any lesser man

might have done, I used my innate
abilities and created my own little

mean, what's reprehensible about that?

It's against the law.

Then the law is an ass.

for discouraging self -sufficiency.

You've been trading without a licence,
you've only got a tourist visa and

received stolen goods.

And more importantly, you've become
involved with someone we've now got

day and night observation.

Oh, come on, that's a bit much. I mean,
Derek was only just over the limit.

I'm referring to a certain Mr Reid.

I expect he's been delayed.

You're on the hotel?

Yes. What did they say?

Apparently he's in and out.

I'll have the boys go and collect him.

You wouldn't want him to get lost.

Why ask that? We've got enough of the
hotel now.

The ticket's home.

Yes, the ticket.

Look, you know how you say I'm not a
mind of information?

You make up for it in other ways.

Well, there's something I could have
told you before, but I didn't.

Have you ever heard of international air
careers?

Mr Daly, you're something of a headache
for me.

You're an extremely little fish caught
in a net trawling for shark.

Now that net's going to close soon and
you'd best be out of it.

Getting you convicted of these offences
is going to take a lot of time and

paperwork.

And quite frankly, I'm not sure I want
to waste my energies.

I'm glad you've seen reason. Sit down.

There are two things in your favour.

One, we've managed to track down Billy
McCabe in Darwin and he confirms your

story. The other is that we don't want
your kind of people in our fair city.

You mean my kind of people? How dare
you? We were here first.

Provided you're out of Australia in 48
hours, I consider the matter closed. And

since you're not being charged, I'll see
you taken back to your hotel.

Oh, God.

Daly's a grass.

Roth threw him with the police not five
minutes ago.

I'll deal with him.

This meeting's over.

I think I managed to lose them.

But I can't take much more of this.

Neither can I, Arthur. Can't you ever
stay out of trouble?

I have stayed out of it.

I'm not in prison.

I'm not taking delivery of illicit
substances.

And I'm not taking tea with Mr Reid's
social set, talking about the good old

days in sunny Palermo.

Look, all you have to do is get me out
of Australia within the next 48 hours.

Is that so much to ask?

Well, leave it to Robin and me.

OK, keep Johnson on his tail.

When he goes to ground, grab him. And
don't take no for an answer.

How come you know about it?

Oh, I just knew.

We actually have a pool of people we
use. And we're booked up pretty solidly.

Then for urgent short notice flights, we
use people off our long -term waiting

list. Whoever's available, free to
travel.

If you're not on the list.

Well, thanks anyway.

Come on.

Try Colin.

What? Your long -term wait list. Try
Collins, R...

Fine.

You're high on the list.

Free to travel first thing tomorrow?

Sure. Have you got two places?

Always doing my best for a pretty girl.

Who's a London?

I'll need to see your passport.

You'll be met by one of our people at
Heathrow, OK?

OK. You'll need to change the names.
Daily A and Daily R.

Oh, congratulations.

I'm not Colin. Oh.

OK, well, of course, I'll have to put
your name back on the bottom of the

No, Robin, wait a minute. Yeah, that's
right, if you would. Collins R Miss.

You can't do this.

I just did.

Search him. Might be wise.

That is not a bug.

That is a securely modulated solar
frequency. Nothing but a cheap radio.

Exactly.

I misjudged you.

I thought you were one of us.

If you want to stay alive, you'd better
tell us exactly who you really are.

Arthur Daly, British citizen and
international entrepreneur.

Ray. What's the matter?

It just feels like you've gone already.

This time tomorrow you'll be on the
other side of the world.

I just wanted to say... You know.

Hannah.

Me too.

I suppose I'd rather have you safe in
England than in trouble here.

I'll never forget what you did.

Arthur, what did he do to you?

Well, he didn't give me another cup of
tea and a sandwich.

Gave me 24 hours to get out of Australia
if I don't want my legs broken.

Well, at least he didn't take me back to
the hotel.

It wouldn't have mattered if he had. Why
not?

I've paid.

What do I do with this? Put it on your
lap and don't let it out your side.

Boarding pass, you're boarding through
gate 21.

21, yeah? Thank you. Sweet.

Gate 21. Final call for abandoned
passengers with Air India on AI -101.

Please get to gate 29.

Well, Arthur, mate, it was some
adventure, but I wouldn't have missed it

quid. No, it's been an education, Derek.

Certainly not as advertised in the
Sunday glosses back home.

I, uh, got a little something for you to
remember us by. Oh, you shouldn't have.

Oh. Just what I'd have chosen myself.

No.

I'm going to miss you, Raymond Daly.

Me too.

How soon do the drinks come round, Ray?

I'm gasping for a VAT.

We can't afford any, Arthur. We're
skint.

Yeah, but I mean, it's one long happy
hour up here, isn't it? Three booze, as

much as you like.

Not anything, it's not. Soft drinks
only.

What? You know, I've got to sit strapped
in here for the next 24 hours trying to

get oblivious on pineapple juice.

It'll make the first one at the
Winchester taste all the nicer.

Oh, my God, the Winchester.

What did you say to Dave when you
phoned?

Not much. He said he could forget about
the welcome home party.

Shows we think alike as a family, Ray.

Because that is exactly what her indoors
said to me.