All language subtitles for Meet the Adebanjos s03e19 The 50th Special

Hello everybody and welcome to our 50th
episode of Meet the Adebanjo.

It's been a lot of fun and adventure
from the start. We just want to thank

for being part of our family.

You've seen us grow.

And we want just to say a big thank you
to all the millions of viewers across

the world and show you the best bits
from our show.

My home bill, 250 pounds, a parking
ticket.

80 pounds.

Hey, 500 pounds, blood of Jesus.

Look at all the bills that I overdue.
Add it, add it to the collection.

Debt collection.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Mr. Ade Banjo isn't here.

Yes, yes.

Come in and arrest this man.

Can I, can I need to call my lawyer?

Yes! Hey, don't, don't call my lawyer!

Enough is enough.

I'm going on strike.

Strike? But you don't want to die
another day. You have to keep the meat

I want to eat proper food.

You're not doing anything.

Because tonight, we're having family
prayer meeting.

Prayer meeting?

Yes. From today onwards, we are learning
how to cook authentic Nigerian food.

Nigerian food?

You and Tobi have one day. One day.

to learn Yoruba.

One day? To learn Yoruba. Not Yoruba.

Yoruba. Who am I?

Who am I?

Who am I?

You're actually there now.

It's my life. And I don't want to do
stupid law.

I want to do art.

As long as you're under this roof.

That's the point, Az.

I'm not going to be under this roof.

So, technically, you can't tell me what
to do. Hey, help me.

So what? Shall they get to leave uni?

That's not fair. If she gets the gold,
then I do too. Blood of Jesus.

Two Ds in mathematics.

Wisdom of Solomon.

An F in science.

Mother of Mary.

An F. F in English.

The gold of frankincense. And merr.

The youth in French.

So we spent money for him to go to
school.

Now we are spending money for him to
learn at home. Ten banana times ten

is? A hundred banana.

Banana? What is this you are teaching my
son? I mean, I'm busy.

I'm a boss. I want to be a businessman.
That's what I want to study.

Every week you have a new job.

Don't jealous me. I am now an officer in
Her Majesty's Abbey.

I am now the proud owner of a UK driving
license. I'm starting a new job

tomorrow. I am now working at the cafe.

Do you actually believe that you will go
anywhere without me?

Yes.

You've seen us laugh, cry, fight.

And get beaten by the kaboko.

Do you know what time it is?

Do you know what time it is?

I said, do you know what time it is? Oh,
no. Oh, no. No, kabocha time. That's

right. Kabocha time.

Fetch me my kabocha.

But, you know, despite all the ups and
the downs, sometimes more downs than

we have talked together as a family for
better or for worse. So sit down,

relax, take it easy, and watch the
favorite bit from me, the Adibangos.

Enjoy.

Thank you.

So Toby, what has been your memorable
moment throughout the year?

I guess it would have to be me always
getting into trouble.

Balance! Balance!

Balance! Toby!

Balance!

You this boy, you are really growing
wings. You mean you had the effrontery

enter into my room? Shut up!

My name is Toby, and I'm so cool, my
parents can't tell me to go to school.

Yeah, I'm a fighter, so don't mess with
me. Big man now, master team!

What's going on here?

My parents can't tell me to go to
school? Is this the nonsense that you're

to study?

Mom, now you're taking liberties.

We've been cleaning for two days
straight.

We've done enough.

Toby, are you all right?

How dare you raise your voice at me?

You certainly will not be getting any
game now.

Talking to your mother like that.

My friend, do this work. Go upstairs and
change into a shirt and tie.

I ain't got a smart shirt and tie.

I ain't.

Daddy, can you hear his English?

Balance. Balance.

Toby,

you're not always in trouble.

Really?

What was that?

Nothing. See this boy? Look, today,
today, you'll get it.

Well, maybe if you studied harder, you
wouldn't always get into trouble.

So now I'm getting into trouble for
always saying that I'm in trouble.

And Shadi, what stands out most for you?

That would probably be you and mum
always treating me like a baby instead

letting me grow.

You look so good. Have a nice day.

Hey, guys.

See you later.

A maximum of £500 can be in your account
in just

10 minutes.

Yes, please.

Since when did a £250 phone bill become
free?

Look, give me that phone. Pronto.

You have been very irresponsible.

And Bayo, didn't you think it was
strange to get the money from school?

She deceived me, oh.

Dad!

Balance.

Shadi, are you not supposed to be
resting upstairs?

Do you know where I caught your
daughter?

In the club where I was working
security.

Not with my daughter.

Dad, you're ruining it. Shut up.

I'm not myself.

Dad,

you're killing my vibe.

I'm a hot chick.

And I've got right. And I'm getting a
tattoo.

We've changed our minds.

This is my student loan.

What's left of it.

I too want to give it to the lie.

Sway!

Sway!

Sway! Sway!

So what about you, Des?

Highlight is me standing up to the
establishment and following my dreams.

Quite frankly, enough is enough.

I will start up the BTU, Bios Trade
Union.

I will fight for the rights of the
workers.

And messing up and losing our money at
the same time

on 419 deals.

I have confirmation that I, no, no, we
are now the owners of a prestigious

of land on which we will build our
mansion in Letty.

419. Nine.

Dad.

Dad!

Uh -uh.

Potato, must you always be a messenger
of the past?

Potato, must you always be a messenger
of the past?

Let me have my moment now.

And, Mum, finally, what about you?

It's me trying to get romance out of
this African man and keeping you two in

check.

I can't believe you forgot.

One day, just one day, you can't even
romance me.

Ta -da!

What am I seeing?

You brought me funeral flowers on our
anniversary. It is a symbol of our love.

Now we can celebrate together as you
cook pepper soup.

A blender for our anniversary.

I won't cook.

I won't clean. And I most definitely
will not let you quality me correct.

Until you romance me. One, two. Bayo,
it's one, two, three. One, two.

No, Bayo. You're stepping on my foot.

Yes. Bayo.

Your wife has good moves. She has
potential.

Shut up!

Daddy, we're leaving.

But I'm just... Those were the days.

But I think we're forgetting someone.

Auntie Funke.

Funke!

Fabulous! Check me out!

Fine yellow babe.

Fabulous Funke.

Funke blondie.

Too much fabulosity.

You have to go on a diet.

Since when have I made a fool of myself?

I am M .A .D.!

My face!

What is my starring role?

You mean you don't know what role you've
applied for?

Are you

okay?

Funke?

Fighting Funke on patrol.

I must go.

That's what you get for messing with
Funkelangelo.

How can I forget that woman who has been
a thorn in my side?

I'm going to get pregnant.

With twins.

Hey,

what are you talking about?

We all know about your dirty little
secret. I am not pregnant.

How did this mix up even happen in the
first place?

So you have been lying that you are the
CEO of this cafe when you are just a

waitress.

If you don't give me my money, there
will be something seriously wrong with

head.

Let's do it next week. We are going.
Next month. We are going.

Next year. We are going.

My friend, you have clearly crossed the
line. You have crossed the line.

Thank you.

This is the last that I am taking from
you. The last. Your bags are over there.

I want you out of here sharp, sharp.

You will pack your bags. I am chucking
you out. And the

life

of the party.

And some people thought I could not do
it.

I hope your luck rubs off on me.

I wonder, will auntie ever find a
husband?

With this my fine body, I don't know how
I stayed single for more than a month.

It's not easy.

I need a lot of love.

So take care now.

It was a pleasure.

Make sure you call me. I'll call you.

I got you. I am Frank.

Air kiss.

High five.

I'm here for you.

I got you.

I will be back tomorrow.

Hi, Franky. My long lost friend.

How are you?

Oh, friends now.

And much more later.

You ready for that tight, then?

Oh, I'm ready. I'm ready, my love.

Open your eyes.

I'm meant to be your wife.

It's your husband.

And you know, no matter what we go
through, there's always one person we

rely on to give us a helping hand.

Peace unto this house of glory.

Dr. Michael, why this surprise visit?
Like a miracle from heaven, I come

unexpected.

do you want to be blessed yes do you

want to be blessed

Do you have any cooler of assorted meat?

Boy, boy.

Is that a dick I come to delight me
with?

How can you be thinking of food at this
time? Where in Christ is this? And so is

my belly. Where is Dickie's heart?

But this is the main meal.

Is that the time?

I need some food to enter into my belly
in order to energize the spirit.

I need to energize the spirit.

After the prayer, Pastor.

Deacon Michael, isn't it a little late
for all this?

Brother, please call me Pastor.

The Lord has promoted me.

Fire! What? What?

I'm laying hands on the... Oh.

In the mighty name of Jesus, receive
your healing.

Pastor!

Pastor! Pastor!

Leave the dramatics to the judge.

and we've had many friends along the
way. Some good friends, and some bad.

If kissing you is wrong, I don't want to
be right.

Yo, Sade, you are looking finger
-licking good.

Not close enough.

I'll be a kick if in order for you to
hear me. Sade, hashtag looking fine as

ever.

Yo.

My beautiful Nubian princess. Shut up,
Kevin.

General Femi at your service.

I hope you guys are not planning
anything silly this weekend because

is in town.

My name is General Femi and I'm the new
sheriff in town.

He's a security guard.

Tony, shut up.

Me security is a lie. Cousin Femi,
something has happened to the family.

come and see Juju.

Close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

Make a wish.

Listen, my son.

Fix it by name, fix it by nature.

I'll be able to fix it.

I might just have something for you.

Are you too interested in a nice gold
chain? One rightful owner?

Fix it? You were supposed to make my
hair grow back. Look, I've got an afro

under my arm. That turkey that you sold
me is a 419 turkey.

I don't do refunds. If you want to
uplift yourself, then these bad boys,

We'll help you stand out from the crowd.

We're going to rep our ends. Rep our
ends.

Rep our ends.

Hot chicks for life. What? We ain't
warm. We're hot. We ain't warm. We're

Sitting in the corner.

Dumb dumb.

Ducky and Cabana.

Dumb dumb.

Let's do this.

Siri!

Siri!

Danny!

But we've had some real good times,
haven't we?

Yes, we have.

What have I achieved?

You're looking at what you've achieved.

You're surrounded by it.

I respect you.

You work hard for this family.

And you're my dad.

And I do really appreciate what you and
mum did for Tony and I.

You deserve to be happy.

I want you to be my wife.

My moonlight, my love, my everything.
She's mine and only mine.

So, that's it folks.

Thank you for joining us on this
Adebanjo family journey as we look back

last 50 episodes.

The laughter.

The good times, the tears, and the joy,
and the touching family moments that

will stay with us forever.

And so from Toby, Chate, Gladys, and
Bayo, Ade Banjo!

We hope to see you all soon. Thank you
very much, and thank you very much.

We love you guys.

We love you.

Bye -bye.