All language subtitles for Meet the Adebanjos s03e12 Sades Strange Friend

Ah, Gladdy, look, my favorite Afrobeat,
my son.

Ah, shuffling and smiling.

All I do in this job is shuffling and
smiling.

Shuffling and smiling.

If I have to listen to any more of that
singing, I'll be the one seriously

shuffling and definitely not smiling.

Ah, Gladdy, you mean you don't like my
singing?

You know I'm the Afrobeat king now.

Sure, sure, sure. Sure, sure, sure.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.

Sure.

Maya, we need to talk.

Gladdy, not pregnant, are you?

Stop being silly. It's serious.

Well, it's about the council tax being
one month overdue. I will pay it when I

get paid. For once, it's not about you
and your brokenness.

But I thought you said it was serious.

It's about Sade.

I'm worried about her.

You, this woman.

What is it you don't worry about? You
are Mrs. Warrior.

It's about Sade. I'm worried about Sade
and her studies.

It's not Sade she'll be worried about.

Is that your son Toby and all his garage
and grandparents?

Oh, what's up?

They're sick.

No sense that we do this.

She's really stressed.

She's not eating. She's not sleeping. At
least I can save some money on food.

I don't want that. Nothing. Carry on.

Oh, all I see her doing is recalling
criminal cases.

She's glad. Look, in my day, if the
children were studying too hard, the

would be rejoicing. I'm telling you that
it is Toby we should be worried about.

She had to overdose on her studying.
Just like her father, she would be a

lawyer.

You are a housing officer for the
council. I'm a lawyer.

In my mind.

Gladly. Look, stop worrying about it.
Sade will be just fine.

Maybe I just need to relax.

Hello, life givers.

How are thou?

You are saying I should not be worried.
Look at her.

Shadi, why are you dressed like that?
What's the matter?

Nothing, Mother.

I have just found the lie.

I knew I should have been worried. Lily,
Lily, Lily, calm down.

I'm sure there must be a perfectly good
explanation.

Shadi, is it the stress of your exams?

What exams?

I've quit school and I'm moving to the
farm.

Quit school?

To the farm?

Yes, with Reggie.

Reggie?

Who is this Reggie? And why have you
quit school?

I don't need school, father.

You don't need school?

Shadi, you are my star daughter.

Carrying the flag for the Adebanjo
family.

Destined to be a great lawyer, just like
your father.

Bayo, this is not the time for make
-belief.

This is serious.

Shadi, I know school has been worrying
you.

School was worrying me, mother.

So much stress.

So much pressure.

All I wanted was to get the first.

That's right, my daughter. Aim high. Aim
high. I don't want that anymore.

You don't?

I don't. I've changed my mind.

I've come to a realization.

All thanks to Reggie. Who is that idiot?

Reggie is the truth bearer.

Ever since I laid eyes on him, I'm free.

I'm at one with him and he's at one with
me.

And together, we're a burning flame.

Burning flame?

At one?

Shadi, you are not supposed to be at one
with anybody until you're 29 years old.

It's not like that, Father.

He's not my boyfriend.

He's just changed the way I see life.

Inner peace.

And this inner peace wants you to quit
university, eh?

Yeah.

Reggie says... Will you stop with all
this Reggie nonsense?

What's all this in a piece?

In a... My friend, shut up. I want to
meet this Reggie. If he thinks he can

brainwash my... Look, you shouldn't try
me. You should not try me. That's right,

Bayo. This is totally unacceptable,
Shadi.

Reggie warned me about this.

How you would try and change my mind.

But you can't. I know the truth.

And you can't stop me. Oh, Shadi, is
that what you think?

Today, today, we will meet this Reggie.

That's the third cafe that's gone out of
business.

Really? Yeah.

Lost all their money and gone bankrupt
in a week. Same circumstances as the

other two.

Very strange.

Well, not everyone is as business savvy
as us.

Business savvy as me, you mean?

From now on, we keep a close eye on
what's going on. That's why I installed

security system. To take care of what's
mine.

Forget the system. You don't need it.

I'll be your fighting Funke on patrol.

Not a chance.

Tony, people only steal what they want.
And unless they want rubbish, they won't

be coming in here.

One man's trash is another man's
treasure. I've heard all these stories

people coming up with clever ways to
snatch some hard -working cafe owners

me. D .T .A., Funke.

Don't trust anybody.

Maybe you're right, O.

Hey, hey, hey!

Did you pay for that sugar you're
putting in your pocket?

It's an empty wrapper.

All I wanted was a peaceful cup of tea.

Fonke, I think you've been watching too
much CSI. You leave the detective work

to me. You're scaring off my customers.

I'm a good detective, Tony.

I knew he was guilty.

Peace, harmony, tranquility, and love.

When she was talking, when she

wasn't eating, when she wasn't sleeping,
did you hear her complain? No. She may

have been stressed, but she was normal.

Look at her now. You're an over
-warrior. What has this Reggie done to

daughter?

Audacity of that useless man.

Telling my daughter that she cannot
fulfill her destiny as a great lawyer?

Ah, no, no, no, no, no.

Gladys, when he gets here, you get my
boxing gloves and you hold him down

because I'm going to get Floyd money may
weather for him. Bayo, please, don't

hurt yourself.

The only thing that will hurt is that
Reggie.

I said get my gloves because it's
knockout time. You haven't used them in

years. Okay.

I don't need my gloves. Fine. I'm
rugged. I'm ready.

Hello, friend of the light.

I am ready.

Shut up.

Who is your friend here?

You see anybody here who is your mate?
Come here and tell me why you have been

filling my daughter's head with this
nonsense.

I have done nothing.

Sadie... Sade.

Sade was stressed, miserable, under
unnecessary pressure.

Now she is a free spirit.

So that is what you've been doing to my
daughter. You do him.

Gladie, get to the kitchen.

Because what I'm about to do to this
man, no woman should see it.

Come, come.

Let me show you what I'm talking about.
Any power that rises up against my

daughter and my family. Father, in the
name of Jesus. Who's that weird guy

talking to Dad?

Please, let me finish this prayer, okay?

Father, in the name of Jesus. Any power
that rises up against my daughter and my

family. Let that power be destroyed.

In Jesus' mighty name.

Amen? Amen now?

Now, that is the guy that your father is
going to deal with well, well. What?

Dad's going to get into a fight?

That ye ye man has been putting foolish
and nonsense thoughts into your sister's

head about leaving school. So what?
Shardie gets to leave uni?

That's not fair. If she gets to go, then
I do too. I want out. I mean, I'm a

businessman. I'm a boss.

This is a serious situation.

Your sister is in trouble and your daddy
is trying to deal with it. I feel sorry

for him. I know what that's like. After
17 years of the kaboko, that man is

going to get rich.

What kind of nonsense is going on in
this house?

Bayo.

Buy your... My potato.

Come and embrace the light.

Embrace what?

I thought you were going to deal with
this man.

What happened to buy away Mayweather?

He will blow the Jesus.

Use this, Reggie. I don't know what kind
of demonic force you are using in this

house, but from day to day, you are
going to get out.

But I mean you no harm.

I just want your family to see the
truth.

I didn't ask you to play. I said... Get
out! Leave!

He's so sweet.

Like dolls in the summer sky.

I was blind, but now I see.

Oh, I see the light.

I see the light.

Why? Why?

Why?

Mum, did you... Oh my God!

What's happening to this family?

Can somebody save me?

What's up, family?

Peace is what's up.

Come and join the light.

Something has happened to the family.

It's this guy. He hypnotised them.

Hey, come and see Juju.

I just found them like this. It's like
they're in some sort of trance. Trance?

What? This is not a trance. This is
babalawo.

You know what, bro? It was nice to see
you, but I have to... No, no, no, no,

You can't go. You have to help me now.

Okay, go and bring the heavenly holy
oil.

The heavenly holy oil?

Oil. Go and bring the oil.

Welcome. I'm not welcome, no. Have you
come to join the peace? Never.

I've come to release my family from this
demonic bondage.

What's that?

I can't feel it. I can't feel it. I
can't.

Can you feel the pee?

Yeah, I can feel it.

I can feel it in my bones.

I can feel it in my nose.

Come, my friend.

Join the pee.

Yeah, I'm joining.

Maybe I found it.

Oh, my God.

What do I do?

There's only one person who can save us
now.

Let's go and get out.

You've gone out of business too.

Well, how can you have lost everything?

You've sold the best pork pies in the
whole of London.

Aunty, I need your help.

What's the matter, Toby?

Toby, are you okay? It's Charlie's
friend, Reggie. He's put the family

some sort of strange spell. It's like
they're possessed and in a loony bin.

Look here, Toby, I don't have time for
these here games.

Can't you see I'm a very busy woman?
Aunty, this is not a game.

Mum and Dad are chanting some weird
stuff. And Dad, he's given away all his

money. Bye, y 'all.

He's giving away all his money? Yes,
it's Reggie. He's playing some banjo and

putting them under some sort of trance.
Did you just say banjo? Yes, I know it

sounds stupid, but it's true. Even
Cousin Femi is under his spell.

Now it makes sense. All these cafes are
going out of business.

What are you talking about?

I've just been on the phone to another
cafe.

Apparently, they've given away
everything they've got to some sort of

leader. That's him. That must be Reggie.
He takes them to some so -called light

where he blinds them and then steals
everything they've got.

It's like a strange spiritual cult.

He's one of those clever criminals I was
telling you about, Funke.

DTA, remember?

Don't trust anybody.

That's it. He was going on about some
sort of light. Look, I just thought he

wanted to smoke.

He's certainly smoking something.

But this stuff should be in the news.

It is.

Spiritual con man steals thousands from
Pekka resident.

That's him. That's the man in the house
right now.

Fighting full care on patrol.

I must go. I must save my family. Oh,
yes.

Full care to the rescue I go.

I want to give my emerald necklace,
handed down from generations.

I want to give it to the light.

And I want to give all my credit cards,
even the one I hide from Gladys, to the

light.

This is my student loan.

What's left of it, I too want to give it
to the light.

And here is my oyster bus pass.

With the balance of minus two pounds.

For the lights.

Stardust.

Ladders.

Bones.

And... You are?

Cosmophilus. Cousin Femi.

You are so generous, good, decent,
spiritual.

You have seen the truth.

Your contributions will make our quest
stronger.

Now sway.

Thank you for saving us, Betty.

He has saved us all.

Sway.

Thway! Thway!

Thway!

Auntie! Auntie, look!

I can't see. Am I there yet?

Ah.

Young man.

Older. Larger lady.

Joyner.

Give to what life? What are you talking
about?

Oh, Daddy.

Auntie, it's a banjo. That's what's
doing it. Cover your ears.

Who wants to cover our ears? Let me tell
you something. If you are playing the

banjo from morning to night, it's not
going to work on me.

Not going to.

Daddy, these are all your jewelry.

I give it to the life.

Bye, y 'all.

See, on your credit card.

I give it to the life.

You won't come? That's not nothing to
give. What are you doing here?

What is for the life?

Look here. Toby, grab the stuff. Take
it. Stay where you are, Toby.

Listen, larger lady.

Open your ears and see.

Open your ears.

Open your ears.

You did it.

Guys, snap out of it.

Auntie, it's not working.

But let me try again. It's kind of fun.

It's still not working. Auntie, what do
we do?

I've been focused now.

Okay, okay.

How do we stop this nonsense?

Maybe it's the banjo. I mean, it put
them under the spell, so you can

get them out of it. Okay.

It's not working.

Jury. Ah, welcome.

What am I doing here? And who put me in
this cheap, disgusting dress?

What are my stocks of savings doing on
the floor?

Dad, you won't believe what has
happened.

Along with my credit cards. Toby, what's
going on? It was this, this, this man.

He hypnotized you and tried to steal all
your money. You should thank Fighting

Funke for taking you out of this
kumbaya.

Yes, and you better remember that when
you're asking me for rent.

My friends.

Remember the light.

People,

where is the love and peace?

I will pieces you.

Sade is not... You are Mrs. Warrior.

She's stressed about her exam. She's not
eating. She's not sleeping.

Wrong line.

I'm worried about Sade.

Is that your son, Tubi? With all his
garage and grandfren.

What's up?

She's stressed about her exam. She's not
eating and sleeping.

She's just so... Do it again.

You warned me about this.

Right there, just falling down.

What happened?

I've changed my mind. I've come to the
realization.

I forgot my line.

Tony.

Oh, not everyone... Hello, friend of the

light.

I am Reggie.

Oh, my name is the light.

I thought you were going to deal with
this man. What happened to him?

It's like they're possessed and in a
loony bin.

Tony, I don't have time.

That's me, baby.

Auntie,

this is not a game.

Mom and Dad are trying some weird stuff.

And Dad, he's selling all his...
Selling?

All your money. Oh, no. Funke. Fighting
Funke to the patrol. I'm patrolman.

Let's go.

Saji.

Gladys. Bayo. And... Oh, sorry.

Saji. Saji.

Sade.

Auntie, look.

I can't see. Look, I can't run as fast
as you.

And here is my Oysterbots palace with
the balance of two rises.

Can we go back?

Yes,

I give in to the light.

What are you doing with my Jerry

Sway! Sway! Sway!

Sway!