All language subtitles for Meet the Adebanjos s03e11 Overpaid

So, um, I wanted to thank you all for
your hard work.

I know it's been difficult lately, and
I've been a bit of a nightmare.

Nightmare?

You've had the life of hell, Lucifer,
Karen.

Tell me about it. You should be the one
in charge of her, you know, sometimes.

When she tells me to do something, I
deliberately go very slowly, just to

her. Can you imagine? She's so bossy.
And I'm the one who trained her, the one

who made her what she is.

Yes.

Frankenstein's monster.

And I know I don't normally do this, and
some of you might not think I have

a heart.

But we are going to have...

A fancy dress day on Monday.

Brilliant.

All for charity. Giving back to the
local community.

And there's more.

I'm in a bit of a giving mood.

So, let me give you your paycheck.

Okay. What next?

This job will never pay us what we want.

Who in town wants to pay for child
support?

Stop. Nothing is certain.

Eh? Pension.

Union membership.

I live from hand to mouth every month.
Don't I know it. The check comes in one

way and goes out 25 other ways.

Yes, well, you two did a great job
supervising that project.

Well done.

I'm going.

Can you please clean the oven?

Wash the dishes.

I'll turn off the TV.

And don't forget to put... Post the
letter, ma 'am. Yes, you told me 20

And you haven't still done it. So I will
tell you 21 times.

Does your mum treat you like that,
Lizzie? What, like a five -year -old?

no.

My mum thinks I'm a complete idiot.

Yeah, that's because you are.

Serious, Lizzie.

This woman is so frustrating.

She thinks I don't know anything.

That's why she has to tell me a million,
million times.

We're 19 now, Sade.

And we can do whatever we want.

And our parents need to realise that.

You get me? Just because we live under
their roof, it doesn't mean that we

have rights.

Yeah. We've got to fight for our rights.
Yeah? It's a party!

Listen, we've got to fight. Fight,
fight, fight, fight, fight, fight,

fight, fight.

Yeah,

but I can see my dad.

Holy London.

Do you see these children telling their
parents that they have rights?

If you really want to show your parents,
you should do what I'm doing.

What's that?

Yeah.

Losing weight.

What else do you see?

You getting a tan?

I don't know, Lizzie. Oh, come on, look.
What do you see?

Bare skin. Exactly.

For now.

Soon, there's going to be a pretty
little butterfly right there.

You're getting a tattoo. No, you're not.
Yeah, and why?

Because I'm a grown woman.

And I can do whatever I want.

All right, Beyonce.

Oh, my God, we should get matching
tattoos.

You could say hot chicks for life. But
if it says hot chicks, I'll be the only

one wearing it.

Shut up.

I can't get a tattoo.

My dad would put me in a box and send me
back to Nigeria. What, a free holiday?

OK, Charlie, look, this is your arm,
right?

Yeah. This is your life, right?

Yeah. This is your choice. Yeah.

If you want to get a tattoo, get a
tattoo.

Forget about what people think.

You're right, Lizzie. Yeah.

I'm a hot chick.

And I've got right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
And I'm getting a tattoo.

Chicks for life. What? I said hot chicks
for life. What? We ain't warm.

We're hot. We ain't warm.

We're hot.

Okay,

but how much is it going to cost?
Because I ain't got no money either.

These trainers.

Shut it. Oh.

Mom. Did you get these for me?

Because you do the chores for me.

Well... Let me roll again.

Today is the day of joy.

Today is the day of joy.

Someone's in a good mood.

And you're back early. What happened?

Potato, do you remember that trip you
wanted me to take you to for our

honeymoon?

You want a trip to Milan?

I don't need to win anything to take my
baby there. I am paying to take you to

Milan, no.

Dad, are you feeling okay?

Are we going on holiday?

No, we are not going anywhere, but me
and your mother are.

Father, holiday?

We can't even afford to pay the water
bill. Let me forget about the water

Dad, did they pay you your bonus?

Does that mean I can get these trailers?

No and no. It's not exactly a bonus.

They just paid me twice.

Twice? Yes. Why would they pay you
twice? Let's not worry about the

shall we?

Their mistake, my blessing.

Mistake? My Lord, you can't keep that
money. Yes, I can.

No, you can.

Kid, isn't that right? Wait.

Can I get these trailers or not?

My friend, will you forget about those
Yamayama canvases? I've told you the

answer is no.

Well, then Mum's right. You can't keep
the money.

Oh.

Now I know where your loyalties are.
You're supposed to be a man, but you

forever be holding your mummy's hand.

Toby is right. At least one man in this
house is.

Apoyo, you can't keep this money. I
mean, what kind of example are you

Yeah. Whoa,

Dad hasn't exactly stolen the money.

It's not technically dishonest. Yeah,
Shadi. That's right, my baby. Tell them.

What's the harm if he keeps it? Dad, you
deserve it.

Shadi, I'm very surprised at you. You of
all people.

Yeah. Look, sometimes in life you have
to make decisions that people don't

But as long as you look good and it says
hot chicks for life, then you can do

what you want.

Dad, keep the money.

Bayo. Huh?

Just do the decent thing and return the
money. And the trailer?

Oh, I need time to think.

I have some important decisions to make.

Bayo.

Oh.

Follow your heart, Dad.

Martin?

What shall I do?

What do I do?

It is my money.

It is my money. I deserve it.

I deserve it.

Bayo Adebanjo, you have taken what is
not yours.

You are guilty.

Guilty. Guilty.

Guilty. Guilty.

Hmm.

Ah.

That was right.

I have to give this money back.

I understand the consequences and the
guilt.

I must do the right thing.

How much is this bill? How much water
are they using in this house?

Do they think they are bathing in the
river Niger?

So, Shadi, we're siding with your father
when you know he should do the right

thing and give that money back.

But sometimes the wrong thing looks
better.

Shadi, sometimes you act as if you have
no morals.

Just because I don't agree with
everything, it doesn't mean that I don't

morals. I just want to be my own woman,
make my own choices, live my own life.

Hey, what blood of Jesus?

Shadi, what kind of devilish markings is
this?

Calm down. It's just a tattoo.

Tattoo? Call a tattooist, Shadi. Your
father would tattoo a flap on your face.

So this is why you want to live your own
life, eh? So you can be doing stupid

things like this?

I thought you had better things.

He will see this. No, Mum.

Don't tell Dad. Look.

It's a fake.

It's fake.

It's just a joke. It's a prank.

Shadi, I don't know what kind of stupid
nonsense joke you're pulling. It's not

funny. Huh?

I don't want to hear it. Anything else
about any stupid tattoo.

These things are devilish.

Lizzie, I just tried it with my mum with
this fake tattoo.

She was not having it.

She's going to flip if I get it.

Look, if I'm still going to get it, it
needs to be where my parents don't see

it.

Don't worry.

I'm still going to get it.

I'm still a hot chick with rights.

Mm -hmm.

Sade, look!

Tatty's designs.

Look, this one's a mock design, yeah?

Hot chicks for life.

Would you like it, yeah? You like it?

Yeah. We're going to look so amazing
with our tattoos.

It's a shame mine has to be hidden in my
back, but you know we have to ease my

parents into this.

Don't worry, Sade. First, it's a tattoo.

Next, you have your own house.

Look, we've got to show your parents
that we are grown -ups. We are strong,

independent women now.

Yeah!

Oh, and you know Monster Inc. is doing
our designs for us.

Monster Inc.

Sade, he is the best tattoo artist in
the whole of Peckham.

And he's coming here.

And it's so cheap.

Sade, you know me.

You know I know how to get a good deal.

You'll be here in an hour.

It is mental.

This is going to be off the chain.

Can you lower your volume? I can hear
you back in Lego.

Mum. What are you doing here? You're
supposed to be at Bible study. I left my

Bible. What's your own?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

Anyway, we got to go.

Why? Where are you going? I'm so fast.

What's this?

Tattoo.

Hot chicks for life.

Monta ink.

Hey, if it's a tattoo you girls want, so
be it.

Hey, Lizzie, how long until the monster
gets here? You know my mum's not at

Bible study for long.

Okay, how long do we have?

About five hours.

I don't blame her. With your family,
she's got to pray for ages.

Okay, no, but seriously, five hours
should be enough. We want it to look

and this guy's one of the best.

Okay, this is the one, yeah?

Okay, the one with the number.

Yeah. Foul.

Foul.

Okay,

this is the first step to becoming a
woman.

I'm the monster.

That's obvious.

I get that a lot. You're Lizzie.

I'm Sade.

Right. So, where do you want it?

Isn't there some kind of manual
induction health check?

Look, you want it or you don't. Don't
waste my time.

Okay, we want it, honestly.

Right, you've got the designs?

Yeah.

Listen, love, I've been doing this for
15 years. I know what I'm doing, and I

never had no complaints.

Um, except for one.

One? Who's that?

Ah, some bodybuilder crybaby who
couldn't handle the pain.

You two aren't crybabies, are you?

No. Good, because I couldn't have
another one cry themselves to death. To

Yeah, R .I .P.

What? Oh.

Right. I'm going to get my equipment.

What are

you

saying is you bring the monster all the
way out here and then you

waste his time.

Oh, my Lord.

That was so great. I can't believe how
well that worked.

Thanks for doing that.

I nearly frightened myself for a second
there. You know, this stuff will

frighten anybody.

That'll scare them off for life.

Good.

Don't suppose you want us her too?

My friend?

Not on your life.

Come on, make a decision.

Oh, my God.

My dream.

It was real.

What's wrong with you? Oh, Karen,
please, I am innocent. I don't want the

to kill me.

Eh?

Eh?

Eh?

Eh? Eh?

Eh? Eh?

Eh? Eh?

Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?

Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?

Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?

Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?

Eh?

Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?

Eh? Eh?

Eh And what of your own costume? Your
fancy dress? Where is this now?

Oh, of course, the fundraiser.

Tell us, Pio, what have you come dressed
as?

An underpaid council worker?

Fancy dress, go on, fancy dress me. Am I
a baby? I have more pressing and

important things on my mind.

Karen, I need to talk to you.

I really hate you. to disturb you with
this, Karen.

And when I say hate, I mean it.

But as my wife, Gladys, says, I have to
be honest with you and clear my

conscience.

I now know what to do with the extra
money you gave me.

Here it is, Karen.

Oh.

Are you sure?

Just take it quickly.

I have to do what is right. I'm a man of
it.

Integrity.

That's a lot of money.

I know, but just make sure it's put in
the right place.

Pio, for once, you've done the right
thing. I know, Karen.

I know.

Hey, Pio.

What do you think of my costume?

Pio.

Frankie, sometimes in life, one has to
make difficult choices.

It may not always be the easiest of
decisions, but it is always the right

decision. I know.

That is why I came as a clown and not a
tattoo.

It was a difficult choice to make. My
friend, I'm talking about serious

decisions.

Right, everyone, gather round.

Well, I just wanted to thank you all for
taking part in the charity fundraiser.

Yes, we... raised a record amount.

Hey!

Charity for a threat.

Yeah. Thank you, Gary, for your
contribution.

Oh, and speaking of contributions, back
to that record amount,

it's all down to one person who, at the
last minute, decided

to donate their...

Blanca will do that.

So, let's all give a cheer for Bayo
Adebanjo!

Bayo Adebanjo!

to donate you?

I used my bonus to buy a new car. I
shouldn't have bought that diamond belt

buckle.

So, Bayo, how do you feel after your
good deed?

I think I'm going to...

Guilty. Guilty.

Guilty.

Guilty.