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Will these bins remove themselves?

Don't you know we have recycling to do today?

Can a man not just sit down and enjoy his morning tea?

Only in London.

What was that? Nothing, my sweet potato.

Pastor.

Peace be unto this house of glory.

Pastor, it's very early. What are you doing here? Why this surprise visit?

Like a miracle from heaven, I come unexpected.

More like a tragedy from hell.

Pastor, we haven't even started cooking the morning breakfast.

Do you think the only reason I come to this house is for food?

Uh -huh.

Yes, that is true.

But I am here for a more serious matter than my belly.

Is there something wrong with the church?

No, no, no, no, not that, not that.

Is it your immigration problem?

Rabbi, the Lord will deliver breakthrough on that issue.

Are you looking for somewhere to stay?

Yes, sir, I'm not sure that I... Ladies and gentlemen, I am in need of a very

simple favor.

Pastor Michael, please spit it out.

I need a job.

You need a job?

Fantastic.

Why don't you start with just taking this outside?

But, please, Pastor, what about the church and your responsibilities?

Certain members of the church have not fulfilled their financial duties.

And as a result, the church is not able to take care of itself.

What I'm looking for is a job to get by.

I'm willing to do anything. I will cook. I will clean.

For you, Sister Gladys, do you require any personnel assistance?

What about that hospitality manager job going at your workplace, yes?

Gladys, the pastor cannot work in my office. Why not?

Yes, Bayo, why not?

The role is too low grade.

An esteemed man of the court is not suitable for that position.

Master Bayo, do not forsake your humble beginnings.

I am a humble servant of the Lord.

Surely I can be a humble servant of your boss.

But I'm not sure that they are still hiring, so... Whether they are hiring or

not, I will get this job.

I will pray for the family.

Amen. I will fast for the family. Amen. I will intercede for the advantage of

the family. Amen.

And whatsoever is your heart's desire.

The Lord God will deliver.

Brother Bayo, do you want your heart's desire to be delivered in your heart,

brother Bayo?

Amen. Amen.

Amen. Amen. Amen.

Before that blessings come, just give me the job, sir.

For the sake of the family, get Pastor Michael that job. Sister Gladys, that

is already mine.

That job is already mine. From now on, call me Mr.

Hospitality.

You have to look at it from a different perspective.

That Pastor Michael's incompetency will make us look better.

I'll talk to Karen.

Karen.

Decided to turn up for work today, did you? Ah, Karen, you know all the

roadworks on Peckham Hill Street now, eh? Oh, save it, Bio.

I've heard it all before. I don't need to hear your excuses.

Right, boys, let me introduce you to my new

office rules.

Nicely presented, clear to see, and easy to follow.

Even for you two.

Rule number one.

No lateness.

Karen, define lateness.

What you are.

Anyone over five minutes late will face a reduction in their pay.

At this rate, you two will be lucky to get anything at all.

Right. I'm going to skip straight down to rule number eleven because I wrote it

especially for you two.

No... discrimination in the office.

She is discriminating against us, our African timekeeping.

What did you say, Bayo? Nothing, Carrie. Please continue.

Right. Well, yes, I think you two can manage to read the rest of it. It is

pretty straightforward.

Oh, but please take note of rule number seven.

No alcohol in the office.

Not even a drop.

That's it for now.

Well, get on with it.

Karen, come.

Is that hospitality job, is it still going?

Why, are you thinking of applying for it? No, no, no, no. I have somebody who

perfect for the post. Full of life and energy. Perfect candidate.

He sounds like a nightmare. And anyway, the job position isn't open anymore.

So the job is no longer available? Yes.

Not even for somebody who can inject the spirit of life and positivity into this

place. Positivity?

The only thing I'm positive about right now, how much you're professing me.

Can't you see I'm busy? I've been trying to fix this computer for weeks.

Let me help you.

No, Bio. Yes, let me help you. Bio, get up. Let me help you. Let me help you.

Get up. Let me help you. Carry me.

Rule number nine.

Bio. Keep away from technology.

Yes.

Pastor Michael.

Sorry, the job don't go.

I say don't go. My friend. Sorry. I tried. No vex.

See you again.

Okay. Bye -bye.

He be unto the office of glory.

Pastor, what are you doing here? I told you on the phone there's no job,

remember?

Where there is no way, the Lord, the Lord maketh a way.

Pastor, you can't invent a job where none exist.

Brother Bayo, did the Lord not turn water into wine?

Did he not invent manna from heaven?

Oh, Lord.

Brother Bayo, don't limit the spirit.

I will speak with this Karin. Where is she?

I must speak to her. I must convince her that I should get a job in this place.

Karin! Oh, Karin!

Who's this bloke?

Fio, remember rule number five?

No guests in the office, sir.

Karin, did I invite him?

Get rid of him.

You must be the beautiful and precious Karin.

I've come here to claim my place as the king of hospitality.

Sorry, mate. That vacancy's closed.

Especially for you.

Frank. Frank!

Can you help me with my computer? Bio's useless.

Did you say computer?

I am an IT specialist.

Amongst other things.

Karim, please step aside. I will fix this.

Heavenly Father, no

problem is great enough for you.

This is just an obstacle.

In the mighty name of Jesus, receive your healing.

In the mighty name of Jesus, receive your healing.

It is working.

Check it.

Karine, check it.

Check it.

Wow.

It's working.

I've been trying to fix this thing for weeks. How did you do it? My dear, it's

divine iteration.

You're so much more helpful than these two muppets.

How can I repay you?

By giving me five minutes of your time to convince you.

I should get a job in this place.

But there is no hospitality manager, pastor.

For one, bio is right.

However, we do have a job for an IT manager.

Huh?

Manager? Manager.

Please, take a seat.

Is this the manager, chef?

Bayou, are you hearing me?

Karen will not put up with this company for too long.

She will fire him. The guy has been here five minutes.

She has already made a manager. Manager!

And we are supervisors, and he's already above us.

My enemies will die.

Don't worry, Bayou.

That man will irritate Karen so much, he will not make it until the end of the

day. Our plan for looking better will be a success.

what a lovely tune you bring so much joy to this office

carried away sometimes.

Anyway, the emails won't show up on my phone and I wondered, as you're such an

IT genius, if you'd be able to have a look for me, please. Miss Karine, as

humble servant, I am willing to fill the void and help you fix it. I'll fix it

for you.

Oh, thanks, Michael.

Where have you been all my life?

I don't know, but fear not.

Because I am here to stay.

Indeed you are.

Indeed you are. You're already more productive than these two.

See you.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. She wants to finish off.

Maybe I should sack them and then you can do their job as well.

I can't wait.

I can't wait. That sounds like a very good idea.

last thing I saw when I left was him humming his stupid songs and she loving

You see what you have done with your crazy ideas?

Pastor Michael, working with you.

Give anyone a job.

Calm down.

There must be something you can do to improve the situation.

Yes, I'm going to report him to immigration.

Deportation, that's a bit too much. Go,

go, go.

Desperate times require desperate measures.

Why don't you just find a way for him to break the rules and get him sacked?

My boy, that's a good idea.

Karen has written all these new rules for the office.

There must be one he can break.

Break what, Dad?

7

a

.m.

Bright and early.

Nice everyone.

Those lazy people.

Anyway, at least now I can make my changes.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

It is nine past nine.

That is four minutes past the cut -off point.

And who made you timekeeper?

Yes, who made you timekeeper?

Bayo, you should not be speaking to your superior like that. I am now

officially... The operations manager.

Operations skinny manager.

Operations skinny manager.

You this man, who have you operated on to make you this manager?

Since the two of you left early yesterday and spoke with Karim, she said

she needs somebody to come into the office and enforce the rules with a firm

hand. And she asked me. She selected me.

She did?

Indeed, indeed, indeed.

Which is why I'll be enforcing all the rules.

And I'll also be informing her about your late arrival.

today

look

i'm

already on my final warning for lateness And Karen is obsessed with the doctor

in my bed.

Relax.

Relax.

Call me Michael.

We are at work.

Secondly, you are late, Maya.

Yes, but only by a few minutes. By nine minutes.

Nine minutes.

Should I tell a lie?

Should I lie just to defend you? Does the man of God lie?

Yes. I mean, no, no, no.

Exactly. So I cannot lie to defend you.

Gentlemen, all you have to do is follow the rules and I will not have to report

you.

I cannot take this nonsense anymore.

I want to strangle that long neck. Excuse me.

The bastard. Is there a problem?

No problem.

No problem at all. I just wanted you to have the honor of pouring Karen this

lovely glass of champagne.

It is her favorite drink. And to welcome you, congratulate you as the new

operations manager.

Bye. The bastard.

As the operations manager.

I have no problem in doing so. No problem. Thank you. Bye. Thank you very

Thank you.

Rule number seven. You know, alcohol in the house.

I know the rules.

Arise, team. Miss Karim is in the building.

Yes, thank you, Michael, for that rather unique but lovely

entrance. Miss Karim.

I mean, I prepared lunch for you.

It's your favorite.

Michael, you're too much.

That is not all.

I've also, for my special boss, I have brought you a glass of this special

champagne. Oh, thank you. I also brought one for my friend. Yes.

You are a rule breaker.

Rule number seven.

No alcohol in the office.

Karim, what are you going to do? You should be thanked.

Did you read the rules?

Of course. That is why you should be fired.

Karim, go.

Get out.

Did you read the small print?

The small print?

What?

Alcohol is permitted for special occasion only.

He thought I was foolish.

And what special occasion is this?

For me joining the team, of course.

Karin, for your wonderful achievement.

Oh. And good health.

I think we can cheers to that.

Cheers.

I must also inform you that Frank and Bayo came into work today very

late. We should be, of course, my changes to the rules.

What changes to the rules?

Change the studio rules. No more overtime pee.

Times are tough.

Now that's an idea.

Oh, Michael.

Oh, Carrie.

Oh, God. Carrie.

Oh, Michael.

Carrie. Oh, my God.

Gentlemen, report to my chest immediately.

How long is your lunch?

An hour.

And how long did you take?

It was just an hour. And a little bit more.

And a little bit more.

Just a little. It's 35 minutes. Just a little bit.

Gentlemen, you leave me no option.

Your lunch tomorrow?

will be cut down to half an hour only.

Michael.

Michael. Yes.

Michael. Yes. How many times did I call you? Three times.

Why are you behaving like this?

Is this the way you thank me for getting your broke self a job?

I am the operations manager.

I have to enforce the rules.

My friend, you are here to fix the IT. I have retired from that position, and

you must obey me. No, I will not obey you. I will not obey this dictator, this

tyrant who is making the workplace intolerable.

Then leave.

Go. No. Get out of this place. No, I will not leave this place. I am standing

ground. Paro, hold me back.

Calm down. Let us sort this issue out like men. Hold on a minute.

Do you think because I'm a pastor, I cannot deal with you?

The blood is in my corner.

What is going on?

Karim, I have been verbally assaulted by Frank.

How because of jealousy, I had to defend myself.

Obviously, threatening another colleague is against the rules.

Karim, you must fire him.

Frank. You must fire him.

I expected more from you. I would rather leave this place and stay here with him

as God is my witness.

God doesn't exist.

Excuse me.

Did you say God does not exist?

Of course not.

I'm an atheist. I believe in science.

You believe in science? Science is rubbish.

Atheist. Rubbish.

Agnostic. Rubbish.

Diagnostic. Rubbish.

Prognostic. Rubbish.

Obviously you are possessed by the devil.

What kind of an abominable spirit is inside this place?

Today, today, we will fuck it out.

Michael, I don't like your tone.

Michael, I don't like your tone. Tone?

Tone? You don't like my tone?

Am I a keyboard?

You are a sadistic woman, possessed by the demonic spirit.

You're just preaching evil messages to people in this place.

God have mercy on your soul and have mercy on us all.

Michael, for a man who knows the rules so well, you have clearly forgotten rule

number 11.

No discrimination in the office.

I could fire you.

Eh? Fire who? You. Fire me? Fire you. Fire me? Fire you. May the fire from

heaven come down on earth as it is in heaven.

And fire you. That's right.

You sadistic evil woman.

I quit this place.

I quit this job.

God, get me out of here.

I'm leaving.

Get home with it.

I don't know where you got that Dutch courage from. But you stood up to that

pastor. I don't know what came over me.

All I did was finish that bottle of champagne and I was a different man.

So you were drunk. I knew you could not do something like that normally.

Don't tell Karen I was drinking in the office. She'll fire me. It's okay.

Getting rid of that pastor was definitely a special occasion.

Don't you think one day you could...

Her job to carry the way the pastor did?

One day I will. When I can afford to leave this job, then I will tell her

to shove her rule book.

I'm not afraid of that woman.

Okay.

Carry this for me.

That's that problem sorted.

Everything can go back to normal.

I've given the IT job to someone. He said they could fix everything.

No problem.

And who is that?

Vixit? Oh, uh, biomass, son.

Go to your laptop.