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Haruna-chan, I'm so happy to spend my youth with you.

I hope you feel the same.

Damn it.

Eh? You're fed up?

Cos of Golden Week we have a holiday from school.

Ah I see...if you're not at school you can't meet your friends right.

Hey, what are your friends like Saburou-kun?

Eh?

Give us back our money!

Since you're not giving it back, don't hang around with us.

Don't say that.

Cos you said your Dad was gonna be hospitalized we gave you money.

Hey, isn't it better we give him lots of encouragement?

I'm glad that your father wasn't hospitalized, or in an accident.

I'm sorry, everyone!

I'm just...a no good guy, don't anyone bother with me!

Hey hey, don't say anymore, it's alright.

That's right Kawai-kun, lets sing.

Saburou in the prime of his youth!

- wow, you're friends are so...like a gang.

Eh? How did you know Haruna-chan?

Can we do something with them?

I want to try meeting Kawai-kun or Ishi-kun.

No Haruna-chan, what I said before.......

How's Saturday? I'll invite my friends too.

Um.....

It's a promise.

Ehhhh...?!

Elite Yankee

Elite Yankee Saburou

This student is destined to lead life as a yankee no matter what, to carry on the work of his brothers.

This story tells of the gathering bullies and of their passion.

Today's Highlights

Of course the Saburou gang badges were too expensive at 10,000yen.

So the badges are now 7500yen per badge!

I'm happy Haruna-chan has invited me out but...

I can't invite Kawai-kun or Fukushi-kun..

And so these are the friends I have around...

Boss, it's cheap right? 7500yen.

I've no choice.

Those half lidded eyes... he's gonna wet himself...

That...lend me it.

Oooh yes yes, here you go.

Here boss, there you go.

No that.

Yes Boss here.

No, that... that...

But this Boss...this is my book of school learning’s... Only this I can't lend you no matter...

I'm asking you.

Yes.

Thanks, I'll have a bash at it.

The boss, with those eyes...

He's gonna really venture into the gang's operations!

There's got to be someone. Someone I can invite without being embarrassed.

Ishi-kun's too much an idiot.

Ahh Maeda-san you can't trust him...

Seki-kun is...too much a loner.

Boss!

- Seki-kun!? - What are you doing in this kinda place?

What about you, why aren't you at school?

Actually...my girl.

She's a hair dresser, so her day off is Tuesday.

And she wanted to meet me no matter what she said.

Remarkable.

Cheers... Shall we go?

If you'll excuse me.

Wait!! If I could have a little of your time to talk...

I understand your circumstance.

If you invite me, I'll have the perfect date plan.

Really? Thank you so much Seki-kun! Thank you!

It seems like he's gonna pick up a girl.

This is a chance for the revival of the Stupid Peach Princess gang.

There's no way that virgin is gonna do it.

Heeeh...Kowai-kun and Ishi-kun aren't coming?

Don't worry, I invited Seki-kun in their place.

Seki-kun has the perfect plan.

Oh? Well it's a double date then. I'm looking forward to it, yeah?

Um!

Double date... It has a nice ring to it.

(bubble wrap)

There's not much puchi puchi stuff?

Here.

Good morning!

I hope my notes were helpful.

Please look at this as well. Tokumaru school's antagonists list.

Huh, Ure? Sorry not that.

I've put the schools into a ranking list, and Tokumaru Elementary school is...

Boss! Good Morning! The farce is over...

Please look at this!

(he says ahoka, kansai dialect for 'you being a dumbass')

Inside this is the secret fried egg and cucumber....STUPID.

This please, I've been thinking about the Saburou gang's special schedule plan.

Seki-kun, how's our strategy?

Yes, it's perfect.

But we can't talk about it here.

Strategy???

We'll get rid of Kawai-kun as 2nd in command.

And have Seki-kun stand instead.

Impossible...what the hell is this??

You're a complete moron!!

Seki, you'll bow to Seki!!

Double Date??

It's the first battle!!!

The man the boss is wouldn't have reason to do such a thing.

You're damning the Boss!!

The Boss asked me!!

As expected, Ookouchi Saburou.

What?

Don't you get it? The boss has gone down the path of a groper, and is gathering women.

For the boss, I have no choice but to enroll too.

(he really did say punch...)

No, for a date with that kind of punch, I'll go.

You can't go it'll be too crowded.

Can't...go?

I'm going on the date.

No me.

Hey it's alright for Yankees to go on dates too you know.

Other students get to go anywhere. - Ohya!

Actually I don't have a girlfriend...

Let us go too.

Date! Date! Date!

You shut it!

A, Ah? W-What's...wrong?

I'm looking forward to it.

Haruna-chan, I've always...

Please say it...

Haruna...

Saburou...

I love you.

Master Saburou's, at that wonderful age...

It's tomorrow huh.

Everyone, you've waited.

The person who gets to go on the boss' natural double date with girls, will be decided by a lottery.

What? the boss' natural double date?

Those that line up, will be able to have a chance to follow the bosses example.

Us as a gang, will have our eyes opened.

So, yesterday my mice made this box for deciding the date.

Those who want to find love with the boss, step on up!

Yahhh~~~~

This great service, is only 1000yen per person!

Yaaahhh!!!!

How far can I take my customers.

They're my playthings, hehehehe.

What's he up to...The unopenable box, that suspicious lever...

Of course, there's a trick to winning.

Anyone who picks one will lose.

Actually, inside there's a trick platform.

When the lever is turned, the winning ticket will be mine.

It's perfect!

(he's preying to win)

To me, the power of a 1000 dogs!

Ishi-kun?

You really believe it?

Ah, Ishi-kun. Got it.

Don't do that!!!

Why'd you do that??

Where's the ball? - There's no balls there's paper's in here!!

The ball, where's the ball??

- There's something strange... - Let us see inside!!

You guys are stupid!! You wouldn't know the workings of the inside!

Ahhhhh~!!

What the hell's with this!!

There's no balls!!!

Why did this have to happen...

I want to have a date.

But...I can't let Haruna-chan have any idea of the gang.

Of course...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Wait.

Iki ue no mama, koi ni kara no torare n kashi

Eh? Kashi? If you say that...

Shut up!!! 'kashi' is god's exclamation!

But grammatically speaking...

SHUT UP!!!

20,000...20,000...20,000...

You'll come to understand the meaning.

Is it cracked? It doesn't seem so does it?

It's cracked...

Seki-kun!

Boss!

What happened to you?

It became a bloody battle but...

Tell me!!

I get it, I'll tell you the place...

I told him a lie.

So you could make it?

Of course, I'd never tell anyone our Date plan.

Thank you Seki-kun!

So about this scarf, like no matter how I wear it...

(wink wink nudge nudge)

Boss! Lets eat something tasty heheh...

Eh?

Saburou-kun!

Haruna-chan!

Sorry we're late...

I'm Shinohara Wakaba~~ Pleased to meet you~~

I'm Seki Unryuu~~ Pleased to meet you~~

That's so cute~

So so... cute!!

So it's sea swimming...

Boss, I will think about your tyrannous ways.

The waves are so pretty~

Aren't they! - They're so pretty~

It's no good, them talking like that.

Eh? But...

But in any case, you need to butter her up.

(ya know what he means...)

Butter her, Butter her... then at last she'll butter you up.

Ooh?

That's so bad...

Trust in me sir.

Come look at this Saburou-kun - Eh?

There's a sea gull, look! It's so cute~

Um, today...you're cute too.

Thank you. Hey take a look Saburou-kun.

Wow~

Down below, near the - Oh?

You can see some guy.

So lets take lunch.

I made bento today.

We'll be eating over there.

Eat that bento with love sir.

Seki-kun? Ah you're no good~

I made this gladly.

You'll fall into love.

Ahh, I see, so I'm falling in love.

If I don't run away, I'll have a big chance at love.

Here, try this.

Ok.

(said before a meal)

Itadakima...

Try it.

It...tastes of fish stock.

I love strawberries, so when I cook I make sure to use strawberries in everything...

There was a really strong smell of fish...

in her home made cake.

Boss...

How is it? - Delicious...

Oh I'm so glad! I made alot so eat up.

Eh, why don't you eat with me...

I'm on a diet so don't worry.

Hey look look...there's alot there.

That's...food...

Try it.

Eh, it looks delicious...Itadakimasu.

It's just the two of them. Is it not time?

Lets go. We can't forgive them for what they've done.

Wait!

Date! Date! Date!

Girls????

God, this is terrible...my stomach... it hurts so much...

There's no mistake, it's cos of that bento.

- Saburou-kun!

Haruna-chan...

Lets have a doubles competition.

Sounds good...

Lets do our best. Hurry. Bear with it!

Are you ok Saburou-kun?

I'm fine.

Ah, lets go.

Yaay~~ The Seki-kun and Wakaba team get the match point~~

So-sorry...

Useless.

Eh?

Saburou-kun.

You mess up like that again,

I'll kill you.

Eh, my stomach's feeling a bit...

Don't make excuses, it's all your fault we're losing.

We will not loose!!

Haruna-chan...

W-wait!

W-wait! - Leave it to me.

Kawai-kun?

To tell the truth, in middle school I was selected for the European Badminton championships.

I'll play. - No you can't.

Will you shut up!!

It's coming. Come! Come! Come!

Seki-kun, come! come! come!

Amazing, it was like he was destined to be a stand in.

I was so lucky Kawai-kun could come.

Ahh well since I was heading for the Olympics it's no surprise.

As soon as I saw you, I knew you were the one for me.

Eh??

It was obvious.

Wow, Kawai-kun is so courageous.

Huh?...um...

[Pink Pearl Necklace \35,000]

[Pearl Face and White Diamond Watch \120,000] [Pearl and Gold bracelet \26,000]

[Large Pearl Ring \58,000]

[Gold Bracelet & Gold Flecked Bracelet \21,000]

That totals \260,000, her parents must be fairly well off.

If I leech this girl, it's not just a dream to pay off the badge debt!

[/260,000]

If I leech this girl, it's not just a dream to pay off the badge debt!

It seems Kawai-kun is more my type.

I don't like fattys...

You got the nerve to say that?!

I'm going home.

Seki-kun, what about the date plan?

Please leave me be.

Ah Saburou and co please go ahead before us.

We're going to stay here for a bit more and plan our future dream together.

Ah, please.

Hey go! Don't hang around us like a moron.

Please!

Bye-bye ki~

It's quite late we should be getting home...

Un.

I'll see you off home.

Un..

I'm sorry about earlier.

Eh?

You know, badminton...

I wanted to win so bad I got too heated up.

I got angry at you...

Yaaaa...she's so cute no matter what she does.

Daughter of a member of the diet??

Didn't you know? Asai Keijirou is Haruna's papa.

The prefectural member of the diet, Asai Kenjirou...

He's loaded, his prefecture is strong, he was a smart student...

Sugoi, Kawai-kun is so smart~

I was so careless!!

I got distracted by the first fish, I let the big one get away!!!

So that's why Haruna's curfew is sooo strict...

(you can see what she's doing there)

But...I'm still F~R~E~E

I don't wanna go home tonight...

Let go of me you fug.

I'll die, I'm gonna die Kawai-kun.

You can fall in love.

It's a good atmosphere.

I can go..just like this.

Go for it Saburou.

I've wanted to say this for a long time...

H-Haruna-chan, I...

- Wait one second~~!!

Saburou-kun, lets give this game up...

Kawai-kun?

Lets be fair!

Like always, you're gonna take her to a hotel, drug her and do her right?

Eh?

What are you going on about?

I won't let this happen!! Because...

I've fallen in love with this girl.

Eh?

Rely on me, run for it Haruna-chan!

Lets run till sunrise!!

Haruna-chan...

You'll be safe here.

Um, what you said before...

That guy's the devil.

You were in a dangerous position.

But, Saburou doesn't seem like that kind of...

Isn't there someone better for being your boyfriend?

So, will you...go out with me!!

Wait a second~~!!

What do you think you're doing here! - let go of that girl - Traitor!!!

You trash... The money's going to be all mine, so...

COME AND GET IT!!

Help me!!

Haruna-chan...

No, no...don't come near!

GIRL~GIRL~

Help me, someone help me!!

Haruna-chan!!

Those that have watched before, are taking note of what's happening.

When Saburou wets himself, he has the vitality of an Ookouchi.

Suddenly, he'll become violent.

Like come on, this isn't in my job description.

(koi - love)

You'll fall in koi.

(koi - also carp)

You'll fall into a carp.

(remember Kawai gets drunk off milkshakes)

A carp...a carp is streaming through the air...

Thank you for helping me.

Oh god...I done all that in front of Haruna-chan...

If I could just have your name...

I don't have a name.

Yankees are the worst aren't they.

I just don't get them.

Sorry I didn't know about this...

Can't be helped...but you searched for me all you could right?

Of course I did but...

But the guy that helped me was really cool.

He came flying down, and with one punch he knocked them down.

Oh...

I asked him his name, but he didn't tell me.

I wonder who it was...

It was me...I'm afraid.

I hate violence but...that person is different.

I want to meet him again..the Carp Spirit person...

How are you??

Carp ...How are you??

I'm fine!! Mr. Carp Spirit!

How are you??

When under despair and stress, a great power eats away at his 15 year old body and heart.

The young boy of our story, has a limited miracle.

[Saburou's limit: Another 7 times]

Translation by Vulgar Shudder

Timings provided by Tianj Re-Timing: ktringo & joelbrooks

Raws provided by gryzze

Editing and Hard subbing by ktringo

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