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Simon and Simon, next.

Simon and Simon, in trouble again.

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I just want you to misplace it for a little while.

I'm gonna spend on you.

I didn't want your money.

Just another week and you're here in this...

I just think...

There's something you should know. My God, no, no, no.

No matter what.

Help! Oh, Angus!

Any partner, storm woman? Is that it? Now, look, whatever the problem is, why

don't you just put down the knife and let's talk about it.

Gladly.

For the love of God, why?

Who is this guy?

He's my husband.

The question is, Yank, who the hell are you?

Well, I'm the Yank who was just leaving out.

We are gone. You'll know me in days.

That is good.

And right to the end of the earth, Yank, I swear on the honor of the Glen Eyre

clan, I'll find you.

According to the provisions of City Code 53452, Section 12, my client is

guilty of no wrongdoing, and furthermore, we respectfully request...

guilty, I'm telling you! They're all dead because of him!

Another out... and I'll be forced to have you escorted from the court, Mrs.

Lenhart. Do you understand?

Please continue, Counselor.

While I genuinely sympathize with Mrs. Lenhart's loss,

there is clearly no proven culpability on the part of my client.

Let's look at the facts.

First, there are no witnesses placing Mr. Sackmar on Mrs. Lenhart's property.

And equally important...

He had no motive.

So to find him guilty...

To find him

guilty would be a travesty of American justice, a blasphemy of all the laws

we have worked so hard to uphold.

My God, this country was founded on the principles of life and liberty and the

pursuit of happiness, and to shun those ethics now would be to condemn the very

ground... upon which we are building the future the underpinnings of which are

rooted deep within our forefathers and extend please approach the bench

counselor

In closing, I ask not that you withhold any sympathy for Mrs.

Lenhart's loss of bloom, as it were, but rather that you allow

Mr. Melvin Sackmar, a decent, God -fearing, tax -paying American citizen,

follow his dream and build a better tomorrow.

A tomorrow where boundaries between good neighbors are merely those of the mind.

And the seeds of friendship can be planted for generations to come.

Thank you.

Mr. Simon's closing argument notwithstanding, the court finds

evidence to hold Melvin Sackmeyer responsible for the charges presented

therefore granting his motion.

Is that all?

What the heck got into you? I think I'll build a second story now.

Well, good, good, good. I'm glad you're happy.

You're not going to do my appeal, and I'm going to appeal. Did you see what

happened in there? You!

This isn't over. Oh, no, not by a long shot.

What are you doing in Seattle? I'm on my way up to Canada.

What, business?

Yeah, yeah, business.

Well, what are you up to these days?

You know me. A little bit of this, a little bit of that.

How's Janet?

That little Toby must be getting pooped on.

Toby is actually getting pooped on.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Who would have ever thought I'd be illegal, huh?

Thought you always wanted.

Yeah? Yeah? What's that?

And from what I can see, you're a damn good one, too.

Looks like that guy owes you his life.

No, not like that. To be honest, that was... Well, fine. You be modest if you

want to.

I'll tell you what.

Let's all get together for dinner, all right? Okay. I'll have a Chandler's Cove

slip for you.

Okay.

Holy mackerel.

Hey, hey.

I'm impressed.

Well, I hope you're hungry, too. We're having lobster thermidor.

No, I mean, I'm really impressed.

Rick, she's a beauty.

Ah, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Where's Janet and Toby?

Oh, there was a conflict. You know, she's the chief prosecutor now.

Yeah, yeah. Mom told me about it. Talked about your successful couple.

Oh, yeah. Don't you talk to me about success.

You said you had a big surprise. I had no idea it was going to be 70 -some feet

long. Rick, this must be over a million bucks. No, A .J., it's not. No, don't

tell me you got it for nothing. I know what these yachts go for. Rick, you sly

devil.

I can't believe it.

You come waltzing into the courtroom like the same old vagabond.

And all the time you're Mr.

Prosperity. No, no, I'm not, A .J. You're definitely getting the wrong idea

here. If you want to try and play this down, that's okay. But, Rick.

I could kick myself for doubting you all these years.

I am so proud of you.

You know, I think, I think somewhere, deep down inside, I knew that somewhere,

somehow, someday you'd make something of your life instead of just wasting it on

those penny -ante jobs the way you used to.

You know, wait till Janet hears about all this.

She would have thought you'd be the suave on this instead of the owner. Oh,

Rick, Rick, I am so proud of you.

You'll waste all your hugs on him good -looking.

Mom. Oh, Mom.

Mom.

What are you doing here?

Crewing for your brother.

You came all the way up from San Diego? You bet she did. Mom's a hearty little

shipmate. How on earth did you talk her into that?

You know, nobody talks me into anything. I just wanted to spend some time with

my boys. Oh, you know, tomorrow would have been Mom and Dad's golden wedding

anniversary. Both of you wash up now. Dinner's almost ready.

Yes, ma 'am.

Come on.

AJ is, uh, kind of under the impression that I own this boat. What?

I'll tell him the truth when the time is right, okay?

But for right now, I just don't want to burst his bubble.

You know how he looks up to me.

Since when? Just humor me more, okay?

General.

The light has just been turned off. I see. Oh, well, there have been thin

too, I tell you.

Oh, yeah, I can definitely see that.

And to think, I used to berate you for not wanting to settle down.

No, I never wanted that, that's for sure.

Look at you, you're the one who got everything.

Top of your career, wonderful marriage.

I'm a lucky man.

You all right? You okay now? I'm perfectly fine.

It's just that the air is getting a little thick in here.

Oh, well, I'll report.

Here, let me... No, no, I'll take KP.

You two have plenty to catch up on.

AJ, look.

No. Go ahead.

No, no. You go ahead.

Actually, it's about Mom.

I'm a little worried. I mean, she's looking very tired.

Well, I didn't want to say anything, but...

Hello. Where's Markham, Rick?

How's my precious cargo?

Ah, just fine, Mr. Markham. How are you?

Oh, as long as my baby's still afloat, life's good.

Yes, sir.

Have you made it past the Oregon border yet?

As a matter of fact, I'm in Seattle.

Well, I wouldn't know. I put in the port.

Stopped in Seattle?

I know that wasn't planned, but I am not staying. I have to have a schedule, so

I figured I'd just pop in and visit my brother.

Where are you docked, Rick?

Chandler's Cove.

You did check in with the local harbor master?

Yes, sir. Now, Mr. Markham, you don't have to worry about a thing. Your cargo

in good hands.

And I'll be in Vancouver on the 15th, just like I promised.

That's fine, Rick.

Now, you take care.

Business? Yeah, yeah, business, you know, international deal. You know Joe.

yeah.

I see there's still some dirty dishes up here.

AJ, listen, Mom and I, we're going to go fishing tomorrow before we shove off.

Why don't you come along with us, you know, and we could finish catching up.

Sure. Yeah, you bet. Yeah.

But I wouldn't count on Janet.

Well, she gets swamped. You know how it is.

Well, at least bring Toby along.

Absolutely. Absolutely.

There's no way. There is no way Toby is going on a boat with your brother. Rick

has changed.

Janet, you should see this young kid. Rick Simon will never change. And I can

see now that you won't either.

Janet,

be reasonable.

Come on, we agreed to joint custody.

Toby has school tomorrow.

You put him back in that school?

He's learning a lot.

It's a waste of time and money, and we both know it. It is not.

Toby has some behavioral problems.

What?

Toby is perfectly normal.

You call biting Mrs. Kramer in the leg perfectly normal? Knowing Mrs. Kramer,

yes, I do.

What has gotten into you?

Never mind. I know exactly what.

Don't. Rick has nothing to do with this. You have always blamed him for

everything. Because he was always at fault. I waited eight years for him to

out of your life just so we could have one of our own.

Now we've gone and woken him up.

AJ.

I think you better go.

Yes, I see.

Thank you very much.

Well, we may have located the precious cargo.

Where?

Yeah.

I'll make the necessary arrangements.

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That man could hook anything.

Fortunately, all he ever wanted was me.

And you two boys, of course.

I'd like that kid someday.

What's stopping you?

Janet and I have split up.

What?

Divorce will be final next week.

You knew about this?

He asked me not to say anything until the time was right.

Oh.

I wanted to tell you, Rick, but... I don't know. I kept thinking maybe we'd

patch it up.

And it's not easy admitting you failed at something as important as marriage.

Especially not when your brother is such a huge success.

Well, I think success can be measured in lots of different ways.

Wouldn't you agree?

Boy, would you look at the time. Mom, I think you better go below and start

prepping lunch.

AJ, who was it who, uh...

One said it's better to have tried something and failed than never to have

it.

He was bound

and determined to go to law school until his brother talked him into going into

some cockamamie detective business.

Those were some of the best days of my life.

AJ, you were right all along.

You gave it a shot and you made something.

I just wish I could say the same.

The right girl just hasn't come along.

I'm not talking about marriage.

You hear that?

Yeah.

Boy, are we glad to see you guys.

What's going on?

A criss -cross just around the point. We hit an exposed reef.

Oh, my God.

Did you call it in? No, I barely had time to grab our wallet. She's probably

gone by now.

Could we use your phone?

Oh, yeah, sure. Right over here.

You're a lifesaver. Oh, not a problem. Not a problem.

So you guys fishing, huh?

Yeah. Going after the steelhead? Uh -huh. Ah.

How'd these lures work out?

Uh, pretty good.

Caught three ten -pounders. No kidding.

These freshwater lures. Hey, you guys forgot to tie off your... Get

out of here.

I'm on it.

this was a bad idea.

What? You!

Every time you...

We need to call the harbor patrol.

There's a phone booth right up here at the end of the dock.

Hold it right there.

How was the swimming?

Which one of you is Richard Simon?

That would be him.

What exactly are the charges?

Grant that.

Of what?

of a yacht known as the Precious Cargo. What? That's ridiculous.

A man can't steal his own property.

I mean, the boat just got stolen from him, for God's sake, with our mother on

board. Are you saying your mother was just kidnapped?

Yes, that is precisely what I'm saying. By the same two men who stole his boat.

Will you please let me handle this?

You listen to me, detective.

My name is A .J. Simon of Bloomdecker, Herschel, and Clark, and you are looking

at a hefty lawsuit for wrongfully arresting a man who couldn't possibly

committed the crime by simple virtue of the fact that he is the owner of the

property in question.

The boat's not mine. When I get through with you, you're going to be writing...

I beg your pardon? The boat's not mine. I was just delivering

it to the owner.

What?

I've never seen this man before in my life, Lieutenant.

Who is she?

I own the precious cargo.

You what?

I'm sorry. I'm very confused here. Can we just forget about the damn boat for a

minute? What are you going to do about our mother?

Notify the harbor patrol of a possible hostage aboard.

Read him his rights.

You have a right to remain silent. Anything you say can be held against you

court of law. You have the right to have a lawyer.

Know any good lawyers?

If you can't afford a lawyer, if you can't afford to have a lawyer present,

you can have the court appoint... Wait a minute. I better start over.

Your Honor, in light of the defendant's prior record, the people request bail be

set at $50 ,000.

Your Honor, my client has no prior record which would suggest flight.

May I remind counsel of the incident in San Diego where... Well, there are

several to choose from, but how about the time Mr. Simon stole a police car to

pursue one of his unpaying clients?

I didn't steal it. I borrowed it. That particular client just happened to be a

felon that he was pursuing.

Mr. Simon here risked life and limb to prevent future crime. And for the chief

prosecutor to oh so piously pass judgment on him over an unrelated past

totally unwarranted and completely unfounded. Counselor, if you want to

to the bail request, just do it. All right? I most certainly do want to

This is an innocent man, Your Honor.

For him to spend one hour behind bars would be a travesty of our judicial

system. Mr. Simon, I don't care if he's innocent or guilty right now. I just

want to set his bail. Yes, sir.

But not unlike the provisions set forth in City Code 59533, Section 8, my client

has the right to construct the best defense he possibly can. Now, how can he

that if he's behind bars?

Mr. Simon, you just quoted a building code. How can that possibly pertain

I know that!

but I'm doing it to make a point. The point being that the chief prosecutor is

blatantly biased against my client and will do anything in her power to tear

down the framework of his innocence.

And I hereby move that she be removed from these proceedings. The only one

might possibly be removed is you, Counselor.

Bail is set at $50 ,000.

I strongly object.

I don't. That sounds fine. Look, you just keep out of this. There is

no justification for that absurd figure.

You're right.

Let's make it an even $100 ,000. Now, are you finished?

Yes, sir, he is. I'm sorry, A .J., but you're fired.

You can't fire me! He most certainly can, Counselor, and I'd say it was a

decision. You stay out of this! All right, that tears it. You're entering

If you do, we're never going to find our mother. Will you get out of here? Calm

down, sir. Just listen to me!

Let's have order in my courtroom.

Just get him out of my courtroom.

Think what you've done to our mother!

Well, I can see that my money is not going to waste.

I take it that you had no problems with the local harbormaster?

We got this slip through a private party. Nobody knows we're here.

Something wrong?

I have to floss.

Didn't anybody ever teach you to knock, young man?

Ryan? Corey?

Who is this woman?

We've never seen her before. You're not going to... I think you should tell us

who you are, ma 'am.

Cecilia Simon, who are you?

Simon, as in Rick Simon?

As in...

You're all in a boat full of trouble.

Wonderful.

Along with everything else, you have kidnapped a frail old woman.

Police involvement has just been doubled.

Wait. I'm not frail, and forget the police. Wait till my boys get a piece of

your hide.

Cory?

Why don't you escort Miss Simon up to the salon? Let her relax while we sort

this out.

Perfectly capable of walking by myself, Junior.

It's going to be a problem, Bruce.

Ah, come on, A .J.

Forget it this way. You're getting some practical experience with criminal

procedures. I thought I learned my lesson, but no.

I've got to go get involved in your insane life again.

I had no clue the boat was hot, all right? You never have a clue. That's the

problem. And now our mother is in jeopardy because of your

.J., would you shut up for just a minute? I can't hear myself think.

And right now, that's what I've got to do if we're going to find Mom. If we're

going to find Mom. Oh, I'm sorry. You're right.

Let's just let the police handle it.

Oh,

that's great.

That's just great.

The last thing I ever wanted to be was an investigator again.

Actually, not with you. I thought you said those were some of the best times

your life. I was being nice.

We're family. We don't have to be nice.

I've arranged your bail. Excellent.

Not you.

Not in a million years.

My mistake.

Janet?

AJ, we've been over this every which way. I mean, there's no way it could

No, no, that's not what I mean. You actually want to get back together?

Janet, I care too much about you to want to be married to you.

Oh, that's good.

Janet, Janet, Janet.

I need to unfreeze our community property so I can bail him out.

No, Janet, Janet, I don't want...

I don't want to do this. I'd happily let him rot here in jail.

But the fact is, I've got to have his help if we're going to find our mom.

Damn you two.

After four years of marriage, you know when damn you means yes.

You're welcome.

Come on. I've done the same thing for you.

Well, the next time I'm behind bars, which will be never, I'll be sure and

you. Your bail money is just fine. I'm not going anywhere.

You're enough.

We haven't finished with you quite yet, Simon.

Lieutenant, I am legally out on bail. Do you have any further questions, ask my

lawyer. Not whoever.

San Diego has the questions, not me.

Take him into custody.

No, just hold on. Just hold on a minute here.

Now look, Lieutenant, my brother has got certain rights here. You better stand

aside, Counselor, or you'll be informed of your own rights.

Come on, Lieutenant, just tell me what's going on.

The theft occurred down south.

They have jurisdiction.

You're going to extradite him?

One of San Diego's finest is waiting to escort him back.

Let's go.

Here's your purse.

Town?

Oh, no.

Downtown Brown, as I live and breathe.

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from a simmer to a boil a heated confrontation in judge ito's courtroom

i do to deserve this all my butts were clean my paperwork on time yeah the

captain knows how much grief you guys have caused me over the years why would

set me up like this you know The man has a sickness of humor. That's about all I

can figure, Tom. You need to let him go.

Yeah, that's it. I bet you he and the lieutenant are having a big laugh over a

box of Winchell's right about now.

What'd you just say? Just need a couple of days.

Absolutely. Positively. No, Tom. No? Tom, you have my personal word.

He'll be back no later than Monday. Your personal word? Yes.

Like the time I let you in the motor pool and he stole a squad car, I

it. Jeez.

Now, let's just put the past behind us, okay?

I thought I already did, but it appeared to be kicking me in the butt again.

Come on, I got a vested interest in this. I put up the man's veil. And I

the fresh air if you're supposed to make people faint clear. Oh, come on, Town.

We both know I didn't steal that boat.

Town, we've been friends a long time.

And this isn't about clearing Rick.

They have Mom.

Guys, I... Come on, Town. You can stall them for a couple of days.

Sure. You need to look at the Seattle file.

Yeah, you got to follow up on... A couple of leaves. You can make a little

vacation out of this.

Yeah. There is a vegetarian goulash place down on Pier 19.

You will be in heaven.

Yeah. Yeah.

All right.

You have exactly 24 hours starting now, which means that tomorrow about this

time, if you're a no -show, Rick, I swear... You'll be here. You'll be here.

have his personal word on it.

You won't regret it.

I already do.

I hate this. Hate what?

Conning our brands, racing the clock, operating under constant stress.

Yeah, kind of reminds me of the old days.

Good day to you, ma 'am.

The San Diego police said I might find this man in your P .F. City.

I believe you have him here in custody for the theft of a boat.

His name's Rick Simon.

And you are?

Angus Glenair.

Originally from Edinburgh.

I'm a Scotsman. No kidding.

Mr. Simon and I have a wee bit of business to conclude.

Sorry, you just missed him.

Aye. You wouldn't happen to know where he might have been going.

His brother bailed him out. That's all I can tell you.

Aye.

His brother.

Thank you.

You're the one who's accused of stealing her. Why should I help you?

Because he's innocent?

All I know is a guy named Markham promised me 2 ,500 bucks to deliver your

to Vancouver.

Well, Bruce Markham made a lot of money.

What kind of promise? Look, I can't help you.

Ms. Dunning, our mother was on that boat. And God willing, she still is.

Please?

You think you know someone.

You even think you know yourself, and then wham.

How long were the two of you going out?

We weren't going out, Mr. Simon. He practically lived with me.

That was two months ago. We met about a month before that.

He took me for rides on his seaplane.

Really impressed me.

He'd even proposed.

Now, I know what you're thinking. How naive can a woman be?

But if he'd spent any time with Bruce Markham, the man could charm the horns

a bull.

So you loaned him the precious cargo on the 18th? Yes, he said he needed it to

impress an important client.

Well, when he didn't return, I tried phoning him on the boat, and when I

get an answer, I called the police.

Oh, you suspected him right away.

And I was afraid something might have happened to him.

You'd think a woman who makes a $100 ,000 stock decision for her clients on a

daily basis wouldn't be quite so gullible.

Well, don't beat yourself up too bad. You're not exactly in an exclusive club

here.

Okay.

Tell us everything you can about this guy.

Yeah, right down to his brand of underwear.

Well, you want to nail him as bad as we do, don't you?

Yeah. And don't be shy.

Don't worry, we've heard it all.

Oh.

Okay.

He doesn't wear any.

Underwear?

Bruce said it made him feel totally relaxed. His exact words were, I feel

free with a breeze below my belt.

Right.

Well, you said you wanted it personal.

And I believe we're getting it.

What other peculiar traits does he have?

I mean, not that there's anything peculiar about going without underwear.

mean, lots of people do.

I'm not one of them.

He's also extremely obsessed with his teeth.

You mean he brushes a lot?

Brushes and flosses. He even bleaches them. I mean, a man can't go a week

without seeing a dentist.

But then again, his smile has gotten him to where he is.

How long before we're ready?

Corey just needs to pick up the solvents. We can go for it sometime in

Why, Miss Simon, ordering out?

You are our guest.

Allow me.

Now, would you like some Thai cuisine delivered or maybe some Southwest?

I'm not afraid of you.

Well, I should hope not.

Miss Simon, I have nothing to gain by hurting you, in fact.

I was very serious about ordering us dinner.

Your comfort's important to me. No matter what happens to me, my boys are

to kick your keister from here to Christmas.

A Simon never gives up.

Make sure she can't get out this time.

You're going to leave her on board?

Sadly.

Mrs. Simon is going to be involved in a tragic boating accident.

Yes, I had a patient yesterday who requested a rush mold and a supply of

pearlescence.

There. That little root canal shouldn't give you any further problems, Mr.

Foote. There you go.

Good.

What exactly is this pearlescence, Doctor?

Oh, it's an effervescent tooth bleach. It's quite remarkable, actually.

You squeeze it into a little mold of your teeth and then you flip it on at

night? Exactly.

It certainly worked well for you, I can see.

Oh, I don't use it, actually. One of my clients told me about it.

Then what bleach have you been using?

None. I just brush like everybody else.

That's amazing.

Dr. Budwig, what was the name of the person who asked for this stuff?

Are you wearing veneers?

Uh, no.

Doctor, we really do need a name. We've been to a lot of dentists today. We're

in kind of a hurry.

Um, uh, Mr., um, Smith.

John Smith, I think he said.

Oh, that's the original. Oh, yeah.

You know, Mr. Simon, you'd make a prime candidate for using pearlescent

yourself.

Does Mr.

Smith have a local address?

In fact, you could have enamel as dazzling as your brother's.

With all the rewards a winning smile brings.

You may have a point, Rick.

Dr. Budwig, we desperately need to find this patient, and any information that

you can give us will be very helpful.

Well, I believe we had the mole's messenger to him.

My receptionist would have the address.

Thank you, thank you. But before you leave, I was wondering if I could x -ray

your incisors for my scrapbook.

Oh, well, I... Yes.

That's it, Smiley. We're out of here. Maybe later.

My teeth.

Well,

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And now we realize that all the time AT &T was telling us not to join MCI, they

were charging us America's highest long -distance rate.

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Simon and Simon in trouble again.

We'll continue.

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Our preliminary findings indicate that the explosion was caused by a faulty

bilge pump, which ignited the solvents used to camouflage the boat.

Thank you.

I'm told there was a body found in the wreckage. I'm sorry to say that that's

correct. It appears the victim was bound in a stateroom when the explosion

occurred.

Mr. Simon, I know how very difficult this is for you, but I need you to

some personal events.

It's Mom.

Thank you.

I'd let you keep these, but... As you know, I need them for evidence.

The final coroner's report will be completed in a week.

I'm sorry.

Remember that summer that Mom and Dad rented that little beach cottage in

Belmar?

You know, the one that had all those big black stink bugs crawling through.

I guess.

You wouldn't go anywhere near it, but naturally I had to pick one up. I got

something nasty squirted up my nose.

I can't forget what she told him. She said, I know you love this place just as

much as we do, and I respect that, but it's our turn now. Tell us the doors out

of the way.

I remember that.

Bill got up and marched out.

The way I remember it, she...

Gave him a two -minute warning and it swept him out.

Mrs. Simon.

Oh, I'm dare to be sorry to have startled you. Who are you? My name's

Glenair, originally from Edinburgh.

What can I do for you, Mr. Glenair?

I'm looking for your husband, Andrew.

Ex -husband.

Oh, my deepest sympathies.

I know just the pain you'd be going through breaks your heart.

Why do you want AJ?

It's his brother, Rick, I'm trying to locate.

You see, we have some... Paper work that needs clearing up.

Better take a number.

Good night, Mr. Glenn.

Here. Glenn here.

I just heard.

I can't tell you how sorry I am.

Mr. Simon, I feel like I'm partially to blame for this.

They said it was bad maintenance that caused the explosion.

It's not your fault.

But I assumed she was perfect because I'd had her completely overhauled less

than a year ago. I don't know how they could have missed that pump.

If there's anything I can do to help, anything at all.

Wait a minute.

Say that again?

About the pump?

Look, am I being obsessive about this? First off, the boat ran on diesel, and

diesel doesn't set off fireworks like that. The police said it was solvent.

they used one whole hell of a lot. And regarding that faulty bilge pump, I

checked the pump myself before we left Mission Bay. It looked fine to me.

Why would anyone intentionally blow up a million -dollar yacht?

Well, maybe we better ask the precious cargo herself.

Talk me into these things.

Same way you're used to.

Make it sound easy.

Ah, there.

Nothing.

Where's your sense of adventure?

My sense of adventure left me when Mom died. What the hell is wrong with you?

Assume. Case 360 -1433.

Man, mom hit the roof.

Grounded me for a week.

Blow it up, everyone stops looking for it.

I've

hired

another skipper to finish the delivery.

Not the brightest of men, mind you, but he'll do.

I've dinner coming along.

Go check.

No way it's your turn.

How much longer till we eat? I'm going as fast as I can, Junior. Did you pick

the baguette? No. No, I didn't. Oh, we're going to eat bouillabaisse without

French bread. Just the kind of stupidity I'd expect from a lowlife who'd steal

an elderly woman's wedding ring. Our country is going straight down the

because of hoodlums like you.

blew up the wrong lady in that decoy she may be a pain she's a damn good cook

don't you think she's gonna trip us up i'm telling you they just calm down ryan

now believe it or not i've thought this out we may be seeing simons again no we

mustn't get our hopes up aj the body was unrecognizable yeah just because they

went to the trouble of blowing up a salvage doesn't mean they switched

too yeah but you gotta know that mom told mark and would be coming

Now, keeping her around for insurance would be the smart thing to do, and she

definitely smart. Right. Rick, we have to be prepared. It is a long shot.

I would rather act on the hope that she's still alive than the certainty

she's already dead.

All right.

All right, patrol, stop!

Show me your hands!

And I would say that now is a good time to act.

Let's go! Let's go!

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Your Honor, my client, he being me, has

an exemplary record both in and out of the courtroom.

Well, all right, there's some minor exceptions, but that's the point I'm

to make, Your Honor.

is that my client has given tirelessly to others in their quest for justice.

Now, with regard to the alleged break and enter, the accused

was once again simply trying to get at the truth.

Now, once again, I am reminded of City Code 52009, Section 6. Thank you,

Counselor. You and your client may be seated.

And good luck on that room addition.

Do the people have anything equally verbose to add?

Your Honor, the people feel that Mr. Simon committed the crime under extreme

duress and therefore should be held at the minimum mandatory bail amount.

It appears the chief prosecutor may be allowing her personal feelings to

interfere.

In my estimation, Counselor Simon is still a bubble -off plumb.

Therefore, the court orders that he be held without bail.

pending a complete psychiatric evaluation.

What? Mr. Simon, there's an old saying that a lawyer who represents himself has

a fool for a clown, and never have I seen it more clearly demonstrated.

Your Honor, bailiffs, remove Mr. Simon from the court.

His mom may still be alive.

What makes you say that? I don't know, just faith.

A .J., you're going through classic denial. No, the way he did this, even a

chance I've got to act on it, so would you please speed up the coroner's

Who the hell is your brother, A .J.? I don't know.

I'm in for B &E.

You?

Shot my lawyer.

Huh?

Are you all right? Yeah, I... I think so.

If you could just help me up, Sonny. Thank you very much.

Junior?

Okay. Where are you going? Rick?

No, it's Catwoman. Who's the old lady?

She's my brother.

Come on, A .J., let's go.

What do you mean, go?

I mean, go, let's go.

I can't go out there.

What? If I do that, I'm an escaped felon.

I'm in deep enough as it is.

A .J., how are we supposed to rescue Mom if you're in jail?

If this is your mama he's talking about, man, you gotta go.

It sounds like you're gonna be needing some help, too, man. Why don't you take

me along?

Thanks, anyhow, I think we got it covered.

AJ, we're running out of time here. What's it going to be? Come on, man. Go.

got to go.

What are you waiting for?

I think he should stay.

You're right. Mom needs both of us.

What's wrong with your leg?

senior citizen with arthritis.

You know what that's like?

It's a repulsive and obnoxious pain that won't go away.

Kind of like you.

Say what?

You heard me.

Put an APB out, and I've got surveillance units at Amtrak, PTAC, and

terminal. I don't think they'll be leaving the area, Lieutenant.

They think their mother is still alive.

They're right.

The coroner's final report is in.

The body was not Celia's. Then who is it?

I checked with missing persons. She's most likely a homeless woman who was

abducted near the downtown shelter the night before the explosion.

Doesn't matter.

Oh, it does matter, Lieutenant.

It matters a lot.

An innocent woman has still been murdered. I'm aware of that.

But the Simon brothers are still fugitives.

You're slipping a little on the left.

My friend, Mr.

Harrington, is looking for someone to motor his yacht up the coast.

Would you have any suggestions for him? Along with any selections you might have

from the hors d 'oeuvre menu, old boy. Well, the rare ahi appetizer is

tonight.

Regarding a delivery skipper, your best bet would be to talk with Chad

Fitzgerald. Mr. Fitzgerald owns one of the largest yacht brokerages in Seattle.

He knows just about every skipper in the area.

How serendipitous would you be so kind as to put their drinks on our check?

And pass along our desire to have a brief chat.

The Bolton community is a tight -knit little group, mister.

And the talk is there's a hot... Both cooling off here in the Pacific

I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about, Sam.

But I'm guessing that you have a point to make. I like your style, Markham.

You don't waste any time cutting bait.

So here's the deal.

Now, you and I both know this empty foot of yours is more than a little warm to

the touch.

Now, I'm an open -minded kind of man.

I'd be more than happy just to keep my eyes on the charts and off of what I'm

motoring.

But it'll cost you an extra $10 ,000.

For a $2 ,000 job.

You know, I like you, Sam.

I even throw in an extra bonus for a job well done.

Say, uh, $5 ,000.

But any more than that, well, I just have to find myself a new skipper.

Well, you just go and do that.

Word of warning, though.

Anybody you talk to is either going to go to the cops or want even bigger

My 10 ,000 is not near enough for all the risk I'd be taking.

So let's say 20.

Even.

I figure I'm the only game you got in town here.

And if I don't get that job... Well, let's say...

Loose lips sink ships.

Three names, all of whom would make likely... Candidates have marked a

skipper. How about you?

There's this one local fisherman who keeps bragging about a big delivery.

What's his name?

I was getting there.

Heiser. Sam Heiser.

Heiser. Sam Heiser. He's on my list.

Oh, wonder.

He hangs his shingle down at Kousankas Wharf.

You all right? Fine.

Thank you.

Thank you, Mr. Fitzgerald. You've been most helpful.

Detective Hurley, Seattle PD.

I'd like to ask you a few questions.

Looks like Skipper Heiser ought to think about hiring a secretary.

Or a maid.

It's hard to believe anybody could be such a slob.

Well, maybe he's not.

There's been a fight here.

Hey, Rick.

Oh, boy.

I think you better open that.

you're older.

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We'll continue.

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Freelane indicates he was knocked out with this bottle, then stuffed in the

freezer.

Cause of?

CSI boys are saying hypothermia.

Any latency?

At least two different sets on the freezer.

We might be looking at more than one killer.

I think you're right.

Who discovered the body?

A gentleman by the name of Angus Glenair

called it in.

Mr. Glenair stated that he had been following Simon and had reason to

that he was on his way to visit this Skipperheiser. Why was this guy

Rick? He needed him to sign some documents.

Apparently, Glenair's business partner had recently gotten into bed with Simon,

I believe is what he said.

Really? Yeah. Does he have a wife and kids?

Still looking into it. We'll look faster.

Simons may pay one of them a visit as well. Yes, sir. Rick and A .J. could

shown up after the fact, Lieutenant.

I know these two. They're not murderers.

Right.

Now, you listen to me.

My buyer's only going to be in Vancouver for two more days. We have to leave

tonight. Listen, Bruce, me and Ryan taking this thing across an inlet's one

thing, but you're talking about open seas and uncharted reefs.

Corey's right.

We need an experienced skipper.

Well, Miss Dunning, we have reason to believe that you've been in contact with

the Simon brothers.

And what reason is that?

Who was your dinner date last night, Miss Dunning?

Really, Lieutenant, don't you think your time could be better spent trying to

locate Bruce Markham?

Who was your dinner date?

Whom I choose to dine with is really none of your business. It is if you're

aiding and abetting a fugitive.

Unless you plan to charge me with something.

I think I'd like to leave now.

Thank you, Lieutenant.

We'll be in touch.

We're terribly sorry for your loss.

Don't be.

We know this is a difficult time for you, but we'll be brief.

We recently met with your husband.

He happened to be down at the time.

And we just wanted to ask him a few questions.

Did he owe you money?

No, ma 'am. Not a penny. No. Oh, well, thanks. You're the first.

Heiser was a scum -sucking bottom feeder.

And I'd like to shake the hand of whoever it was to bash him over the head

that bottle. I'll tell you that right now. Did your husband happen to say

anything to you about a boat that he was delivering to Canada?

He practically peed his pants over it.

Not that you could tell.

Don't adjust and think of dead fish and beer.

Okay.

Here it is.

Mrs. Heiser?

Did the bottom feeder happen to mention which dock he was leaving from?

I don't know. Eagle Harbor.

Eagle Harbor.

Thank you.

My one regret is that I didn't get to see his dead face stuffed in that

Oh,

hello. Is Mrs. Heiser here? I need to speak to my broker.

Have a nice day.

Hello, Saul.

Hey, AJ, what's the fastest way there?

Over the narrowest bridge, okay?

You know what?

I never realized how much I missed being a P .I. until now.

Yeah?

Well, the truth is, my showing up here with Mom was...

Partly because I miss the same thing.

And I was thinking that maybe you and I could... I don't

know, we could... Hell, after all this, you couldn't pay me enough to do that

job again.

Hey.

Look at this.

What? What exactly am I looking at? The signal flags.

Oh.

B -O -B.

Bob? Who's Bob?

That's Mom, A .J.

No, that's Bob.

It's an S .O .S. It's a B .O .B. It's Mom. She always gets her signal flags

mixed up.

She's sending us an S .O .S. Well, why didn't you say so? I did say so.

Hold it right there, gents.

Turn around very slowly.

Hands out of your pocket.

Down on the ground, face down.

No.

No? No. You see those flags behind us? That's our mom.

She's trying to signal us. She's on the precious cargo.

I said down on the ground.

And I said no.

Lieutenant, I did not steal that boat. Haven't you figured that out yet?

Yeah, I have. Well, you better get your... Well, then what is the problem?

The problem is you still pulled a B &E, and you still tampered with police

evidence. Yeah, and if we hadn't done it, we'd all still be thinking that the

precious cargo had been blown up, too. You also escaped during a prison

transfer, at which time your brother here assaulted not one, but two police

officers. Well, I said I was sorry.

Is he kidding me? Look, we are guilty of a few things, and we don't deny that.

But it was a means to an end. Right.

And that end is in plain sight.

Come on, Lieutenant.

If it were your mother, what would you do?

I'll be putting my ass in a very big sling if I don't take you into custody.

Besides, this is a police matter now.

Lieutenant, if you call in your backup, you're either going to scare them off or

get our mother killed in the process.

So you either shoot us or come with us because we're going to that boat.

What's he doing? I don't know. Is he going to shoot us?

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Your mother's really got to brush up on her signal flags.

It ain't however her getting you here saved me a lot of hassle.

It seems that an honest skipper's hard to come by these days.

Where is she?

Oh, she's making a box lunch for the flight, I believe.

Her crab sandwiches, they're phenomenal.

Of course, you already know that.

Thank God, Rick and AJ.

Why don't we hold off on the reunion until we all get to Vancouver?

I'm not taking this boat anywhere.

Oh, I think you will.

Shall we?

Lieutenant Lloyd, come in.

Lieutenant?

He's not responding.

He said he was headed towards the west docks.

All units, converge on the west docks. We may have an officer down.

Mr. Simon, I am a very accomplished pilot. You can relax.

I'm very relaxed.

It's you who's going to crash and burn.

You know, Mr. Simon, If you were a few years younger, I'd marry you.

If you were a few years younger, I'd spank the hell out of you.

One can only dream.

After you.

All right. Come on, let's go.

Hey, AJ.

AJ, I need you to go below and medicate the stern line.

All right.

Not so fast.

It's all right. I'm with him.

Keep your eyes open.

Rick, give me some slack.

cake stuff.

Ever saw any of the old Bob Hope Bing Crosby road movies?

That's a little before my time, pops.

All right, AK, will we get close enough? I'm going to jump on those hondos.

No, it'd be easier if I do it. What, are you crazy? You'll kill yourself.

What, you think because I'm a lawyer now I can't cut it anymore?

They're going to crash right into us.

All right, get the plane.

thing with the engine going, what were you two screaming about?

Nothing, Ma. That wasn't important.

This is Tal. Let me speak to the captain.

Suppose this means that the engagement is off.

Miss Dunning.

Go on, get him out of here. Well,

the captain said I can wash my hands of this one. Good deal. I'm so disappointed

I'll be going home alone.

Good work out there.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, town.

We owe you one.

You owe me a few dozen.

Excuse me, Mrs. Simon. I'm afraid I'm going to have to take your sons into

custody now.

What? They did your work for you, and you have the nerve to take them in?

worse, ma 'am, I'm sure the D .A. will have an open ear to reduce charges.

Well, he damn well better.

Nothing changes.

Mom, it's all right, Mom. I mean, we've got a few minor little details we have

to clear up, and then Tam's going to vouch for us anyway. Uh, excuse me. We

don't really have anything. You can see we don't have anything to worry about.

Tam? Hello. Tam?

Sign on the X.

Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just let me read that.

You slept with the man's wife?

Well... That's it, honey. You're grounded for life. I didn't know she was

married. I even proposed to her myself.

Then you're as big a fool as I am, Yank.

Sign that damn paper.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's all right. You can sign it. It's just an affidavit for his divorce

settlement. The woman's trying to take me for everything I own. Right down to

feet with a tilt.

Mr. Glanier, I think you need sound legal representation.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm A .J. Simon. I'm afraid the counselor's docket is full.

Come on.

Here.

Here.

Yanks.

Thank you very much. That was very generous.

Oh, no, no, no. I never told you this, but the precious cargo has been in our

family for a very long time.

As a matter of fact, my mother and father even spent their honeymoon on it.

So considering what you did, picking up dinner is miles from generous.

Well, here's to the precious cargo.

We'll drink to that.

Actually,

um...

I was kind of hoping that you might sail her home for me.

At a handsome fee, of course.

Well, I'm afraid my days as a delivery skipper are over.

Really? Yeah.

Well, what are you going to do?

Well, I thought I'd stick around here and learn how to, I don't know, be a

lawyer's assistant or something.

I'm afraid my days of being a lawyer in Seattle are over.

Well, then maybe you should all just...

Sailor home together.

Well, that's a good idea.

Now, you know, and then we could just, we could play it by ear. Yeah, yeah.

We could do that.

What do you say, Mom?

Well, here's to the precious cargo. Here, here, here.

Look at that.

Beautifully. Yes, it is.

Well, AJ, might as well get started. Why don't you go blow and scrub the heads?

You want me to scrub the heads?

Well, yeah, you ought to do something useful. I'm skipping the boat.

Oh, come on. I'm skipping the boat.