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Hi, honey. Making any progress on your
new book?
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No, but I did come up with a great
title.
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Decoys. A duck's date with death.
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You definitely cornered the children's
market.
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All I have to do by tomorrow is come up
with an intro, 18 chapters of
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bibliography, and someone to write the
damn thing.
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Well, I'm officially off maternity
leave.
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Where's my welcome bath party?
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Uh, we decided to put that money toward
your retirement party.
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And we almost have enough, say, for a
solid gold feather duster.
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Oh, how sweet.
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And tacky.
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Well, as long as I'm here, I might as
well do something.
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Where should I start?
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I could use a refill.
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Joanna, as long as you're up.
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Well, Stephanie, motherhood certainly
hasn't changed you.
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Now that you're back to work, how do you
plan to fill up your days?
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I'll just sit here on the sofa and look
pretty.
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Now, that's George's job.
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Oh. Well, then I'll sit here and greet
all your silly guests.
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Let's just hope no one checks in.
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Uh, do you have reservations for Sam
Leary?
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Welcome to the Stratford. Enjoy your
stay.
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Hi,
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I'm Dick Loudon. You'll have to forgive
our greeter. She's new and...
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Totally apathetic.
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Oh, well, I wouldn't blame her. I always
bring out the worst in people.
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Anyway,
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that's what Margaret said in her goodbye
letter.
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You want to hear it?
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No, that's not... Anyway, it might make
you understand me a little bit better.
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It says, Dear Sam, you bring out the
worst in people.
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That's why I'm leaving you.
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I'm also taking the kids, the mobile
home.
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And your brother, Mel.
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You, uh... Your wife had an affair with
your brother?
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Oh, he was taking a nap in the mobile
home.
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Well, you know, uh... You know what they
say, time heals all wounds.
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Yeah, well, that's what Mel and the kids
told me five years ago from a payphone
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in Tucson.
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That's room two at the top of the
stairs. And take care. Thanks, Mel. Oh!
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Oh, wow, look at that. Oh, covered
bridge. Nice.
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How much?
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It's yours. It's on the house.
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Yeah, I bet you'd get one of these to
every sad sack that comes through here.
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No, you're the inaugural sad sack.
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So, what do you guys do for fun around
here?
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Well, sometimes at night, you know,
we'll bring out the old checkerboard
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Play one game, maybe two.
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And Dick's been known to get wild and
pop some popcorn.
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Hey, I like popcorn and checkers. Maybe,
you know, I'm good for a game or two,
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huh? Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm busy writing
a book on decoys.
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As a matter of fact, I better get
quacking.
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I'll just stumble up to my lonely room
and pull down the shades and weep.
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Well, maybe, you know, maybe one game.
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Oh, wow, that's good. I mean, really
good. You know, I used to play against a
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computer until Mark drove away with it.
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Did I tell you that she took my brother?
Yeah, yeah.
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Well, you know, at least he has
something to play with when he wakes up.
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The computer, I mean.
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Not Margaret.
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That's a good one.
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I haven't laughed in five years.
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Welcome to the Stratford. Enjoy your
stay.
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Gee, thanks, Stephanie.
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Oh, it's you.
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You live here. You couldn't possibly
enjoy it.
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Something is horribly wrong with this
room.
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Dick, did somebody buy the postcard of
the covered bridge?
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I gave it away, George.
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Was this person a member of your family
or a close personal friend?
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No. Was this person somebody who pulled
you out of a burning building as a
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child?
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No. Was this person Mamie Van Doren?
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No, no, but that's three down, George.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn
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all the cards.
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I gave it to a guest.
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You never gave me a postcard. Come to
think of it, you never give me anything.
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Take a postcard, George. I'd rather have
the tape dispenser.
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Okay, it's yours. It's a birthday
present.
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Well, thanks for spoiling the surprise.
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Come to think of it, Dick, you haven't
given me anything for quite a while.
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I just gave you a six -week maternity
leave and a carriage house to live in.
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I mean office supplies.
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Here, here's some rubber bands.
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Ew, the thin ones.
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Sam, you do know it's your move, don't
you?
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You asked me that same thing 20 minutes
ago.
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Yeah, except this time I'm saying it
with a certain sarcastic edge in my
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Okay, if you want to play speed
checkers.
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Okay, let's play another one, okay?
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Sam, you've lost four in a row. You're
lousy at this. But I let you win.
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I mean, that's the least I could do for
you. You gave me that wonderful
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postcard.
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Great. There's nothing I enjoy more than
a good thrown game of checkers.
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Is my new friend getting mad at me?
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No, but my book is waiting for me, and I
really should get quacking.
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That wasn't funny the first time, Dick.
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Why would anyone want to play with a sad
sack anyway?
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You know, it's funny, but you don't hear
the expression sad sack for like 25
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years, and then you hear it twice in the
same day.
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Sort of like your quacking joke.
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Thank you, Stephanie.
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Oh, Joanna, would you like to play some
trackers?
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I don't play with women. They cheat,
every one of them.
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Sure, I'd love to play a game.
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Well, you can't. You'll cheat, every
damn one of you.
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Welcome to the Stratford. Enjoy your
stay.
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What could be greater? My girlie's a
greener.
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Michael! I was so caught up in my work,
I didn't notice you.
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You're still on the clock? My cuppers
run at the overtime.
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Oh, Michael, I'm exhausted. I just want
to go home, put my feet up on the sofa,
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and read some magazines.
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Joanna's been running me ragged.
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My God.
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Is there no charity under that big furry
sweater?
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Why do I bother to come into the lobby?
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Well, this family man's famished. What
say you, me, and the babe blow this bird
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for a burger?
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Okay, let's get... Snacking.
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Oh, George, I'd like you to meet Sam
Leary. This is George Utley, our
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So you're the guy Dick gave the covered
bridge postcard to.
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He gave me a tape dispenser.
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I'd rather have my postcard.
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Me too.
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Okay, the winner goes first.
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I've got a good five or six hours of
work ahead of me tonight.
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All right, I'll just sit here and, you
know, keep myself entertained.
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You're checking out tomorrow, right?
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Afraid so.
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Okay, play it again, Sam.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay.
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Say, if I weren't your employee, I'd
fire you. It's almost nine.
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I was up half the night playing checkers
with Sam.
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You know, you meet up with a guy like
that, it's hard to blame Margaret.
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Well, and the kids, for that matter.
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I hear you.
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I don't know what the hell you're
talking about, but I hear you.
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Welcome to the Stratford. Enjoy your
stay.
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It's me, Stephanie.
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Oh. In that case, never mind.
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Dick, guess what?
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I just sold the house next door and made
a huge commission.
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Oh, that's great, huh?
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Welcome to the Stratford. Enjoy your
stay.
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I'm not a guest anymore, Stephanie. I
bought the house next door.
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Hi, neighbor.
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Chapter 12.
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Painting a decoy takes time and
patience, so you better get quacking.
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I can't start off every chapter with the
same joke.
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Dick, you miserable turncoat.
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Michael, I'm busy.
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Let's not beat around the bush. The word
on the street, the buzz on the
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boulevard, the talk on the turnpike is
that Sam's your new best friend.
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Well, the street, the boulevard, and the
turnpike are lying, Michael.
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You mean I'm still your primo amigo?
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I don't have a primo amigo.
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Of course you do. C 'est moi. C 'est
moi. C 'est I.
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Do you remember the time I had no place
to stay? You let me sleep here for free?
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I never thought you'd pay.
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The only best friend would know that.
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We rushed over as soon as we heard the
word on the street.
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It's just too awful.
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Appreciate the sympathy, seniors.
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Losing Dicklett as my best friend has
been a big blow to this little Joe. Your
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best friend?
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Dick's my best friend.
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Your best friend? He's my best friend.
Everybody in town knows that you're each
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other's best friend.
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Just because we've seen each other every
day of our lives since kindergarten?
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Well, it's just a friendship of
convenience.
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This is the blackest day of my life.
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Don't tell me. My best friend, Mr.
Resnick.
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I trusted you and you threw me over for
some fresh -faced sad sack.
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At least that's the word on the street.
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Mr. Resnick, I am not your best friend.
As a matter of fact, I don't even know
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your first name.
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It's Art. Art.
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Say it like you mean it.
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Feels good, huh?
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Bottom line, Dick, what's Sammy got that
we got not?
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Other than that stunning postcard.
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Look, for the hundredth time, Sam is not
my best friend. Now get out of here. I
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got work to do.
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Hi, guys.
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Hi, buddy. It's picnic time.
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Now, this explains the sudden send -off.
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Tell me, how can you mend a broken
heart?
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Not even the Bee Gees figured that one
out.
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Do you like pastrami?
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A best friend would know if I liked
pastrami.
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Well, I bet my best friend liked
pimento. Look, Sam, I am not your best
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I don't have a best friend. And even if
I did, he'd never be so, so... Tall?
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Overbearing.
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You think I'm overbearing?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Okay, right, right. I can take a hint.
Good.
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You think I'm overbearing? I am
overbearing.
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I mean, I shared my deepest, darkest
secrets with you.
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I didn't want to know about Margaret's
early days as a contortionist.
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Well, I thought you wanted to know how I
ruptured my groin.
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I think this postcard belongs to you.
I'm just glad I didn't have it laminated
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on my lunchbox.
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Chapter 12.
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How to laminate postcards on your duck
decoy.
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Joanna, we have to talk.
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This greeter job isn't fulfilling me.
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My talents are being wasted.
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Finished all the magazines, huh?
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Yeah.
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Joanna, would you toast this pimento
loaf sandwich for me?
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I'll do it.
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Oh, you're giving up on your greeting
job?
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It wasn't fulfilling me. It was a waste
of my talents.
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Finished all the magazines, huh?
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Yeah.
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Out, woman.
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You've got business to discuss with your
husband.
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Manly business.
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Okay, that's it. I am never coming into
this lobby again.
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Now what?
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Word on the street is you dumped your
best friend, Sam, because he's
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overbearing.
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Where is this street you always talk
about?
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Actually, it's your front porch. You can
hear everything out there.
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Since when did you start liking toasted
pimento loaf sandwiches?
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We had you pegged a pastrami man.
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Well, you're wrong. Now go. Not so fast.
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You still haven't filled that recently
vacated best friend slot.
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Line up, men.
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Okay, Dick, take your pick.
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This is idiotic.
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Dick's right.
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A line won't work.
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Let's form a circle.
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Then Dick can close his eyes, spin
around, and point.
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Spin around and point? I could wind up
with that armchair, or worse yet, Mr.
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Rusnik.
241
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Friendship has to be developed and
nurtured, and it has to be mutual.
242
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I mean, you can't pick your best friend
out of a hat.
243
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Why not?
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Because we don't have a hat.
245
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Would a cap do?
246
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Well, it's a little avant -garde for
this town.
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Oh, what the hell, Chester? It's the
90s.
248
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Dick, can I have my picnic basket back?
249
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It's been in the family for years.
250
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,280
Oh, thank you.
251
00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:45,180
Gee, Sam doesn't seem overbearing at
all.
252
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:47,840
In fact, he seems rather pleasant.
253
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And well -groomed, too. Check out the
shine on those floor shots.
254
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He'd make the ultimate dream friend.
255
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Well, thank you very much.
256
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:02,280
Thank you. I've got to go. I'm having
some builders come over to give me a...
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Estimate on a moat.
258
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Since you were Dick's last best friend,
you should pick out his next best
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friend. Don't I have any choice in this?
No.
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Look, I'll pick, but why would you want
him for a best friend? I mean, there's
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no pleasing this guy.
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Come to think of it, Dick is a rather
crotchety old thing.
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Not much in the personality department.
264
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So true.
265
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And all he does is whine.
266
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He's not much fun to be around.
267
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Except when he tells that quacking joke.
268
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But it's hardly enough to build a
friendship on.
269
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Too bad we can't be our own best
friends.
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00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:47,810
George, George, you've got it. We'll
just bob for names and be each other's
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cherished chums.
272
00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:52,130
Hey, can I play my last chum was a real
dud?
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Okay. Sam's in.
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That makes it an even six.
275
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,300
I wonder what I could get for this
place.
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Jim.
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Well, I guess I'm my own best friend.
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Chester.
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Not a bad choice.
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Hey, I got me, babe.
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I got Mr.
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Rusnik.
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Bummer.
284
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,680
It's anybody's guess, George.
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George.
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Oh, that's me.
287
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Well,
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I think it's safe to say that you all
deserve yourselves.
289
00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:51,620
Well, I think I'll take my best friend
out to dinner.
290
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,360
Oh, can me and my best friend tag along?
291
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:58,340
Sure. Hey, how about the two of us? Me
and me could use a bite. Yeah, we're
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starved. Us too. I hope we can get a
table for 12.
293
00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:18,030
Oh, Dick, the guys on the street would
like to know if you'd like to tag along.
294
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You know, I mean, find an extra chair.
295
00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:25,050
No, 13 at a table is bad luck.
296
00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:30,250
Right. Can I have my postcard back? No.
See you.
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Meow.
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