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This is my brother, Daryl, and this is
my other brother, Daryl.
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Hi, fellas. What can we do for you?
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That depends.
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How do you two feel about the swamp?
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We love it as much as the next guy.
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Then brace yourselves.
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Some big city developers want to fill it
in.
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Well, I'm sorry, Larry. I know how much
you three enjoy that swamp.
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Especially during mosquito season.
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That swamp holds memories for us.
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Daryl got his first kiss there.
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Remember that bullfrog, Daryl?
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Well, there'll be other swamps, other
frogs.
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We have a plan to save this swamp. With
enough cash, we could purchase it
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ourselves. And we all know that the best
way to raise cash is through a walk -a
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-thon.
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Well, that's the way the major
corporations do it.
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Now, a walk -a -thon needs two things.
People willing to walk and people
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to pledge a dollar a mile.
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We're willing to walk.
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Well, then you're halfway there.
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Guys, we'd be happy to sponsor you.
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Frank, we'll start walking now.
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The swamp will survive.
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When your grandkids want to play slip
and slide in some algae, you won't have
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take them to a theme park.
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only a dollar a mile.
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Well, I guess it's worth it just to see
the smiles on those algae -covered kids.
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Well, it's that time of year again.
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The new phone books are out?
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That too? Wow.
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When it rains, it pours.
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What are you talking about, George? What
do you think? The Ye Olde Apple Days
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Festival.
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Seems like only yesterday when great
-great -grandpa Utley... hosted the
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one back in 1816.
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I heard that Ye Olde Apple Days is being
discontinued. Who told you that?
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I'm not sure. I just remember hearing
talk about ending it because some people
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found it excruciatingly dull.
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Ye Olde Apple Days?
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Maybe I'm thinking of the Ice Capades.
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Well, we're back from the mall, all.
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And we come bearing a bounty of riches.
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Uh, the bounty for us. I don't know if
Michael made that clear.
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Hey, are you two going to the town
meeting tonight? I'll be talking about
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olde apple days.
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Oh, I'd love to, George, but I think
Steph and I are going to stay in tonight
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and take a finger trick through the new
Neiman's catalog.
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Uh, Michael?
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I want to go. Don't you remember the
last town meeting?
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Yeah, we sat in the back and made fun of
what everybody was wearing.
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Wouldn't miss it, George.
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Great!
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And, George, would you please wear those
bright green pants?
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You know, the ones that show off your
ankles?
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Sure.
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And, Dick, you can just wear what you
have on.
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in favor of Annette Gordon being in
charge of refreshments for future town
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meetings, raise your hand.
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All opposed?
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You're in. The citizens have spoken.
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Boy, that certainly wasn't the slugfest
I expected.
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George, I believe you have the next
order of business.
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told you're giggling until everyone has
spoken.
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Well, as everybody knows, the Utley
family has been in charge of organizing
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olde apple days.
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Quiet down.
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George, didn't we put a stop to that
thing?
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No.
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Make a note. Let's put a stop to that
thing.
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I thought everyone liked ye olde apple
days.
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Maybe you should give George some
support.
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I think he's doing fine.
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The chair recognizes Dick Loudon.
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Thank you.
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I know this event isn't as exciting as
it used to be.
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There is a certain...
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sameness to it year after year after
year.
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And it has lost some of its appeal since
the advent of radio.
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Wow, Dick, why don't you just knife
George in the back?
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Look, ye olde Apple Days is a town
tradition, and I don't think that we
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give up on it. If it isn't working, We
should fix it. All it needs are some new
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ideas. Do you have any new ideas, Dick?
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No.
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So, basically, you'd just like to hear
the sound of your own voice.
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Maybe Michael has some ideas.
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He's not too busy giggling.
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What do you people want?
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Well, we all thought that since you're
hip, you could help George with some new
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ideas for Ye Olde Apple Days.
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You all think I'm hip?
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The hippest.
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Well, I guess I could spitball some
ideas.
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Great. All in favor of Michael
spitballing, raise your hand.
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Wow, it's a landslide.
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What do you think about this idea for
the Apple Fest?
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Female applesauce wrestling.
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It's a little tasteless, but delicious.
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Of course it's delish. It sprung from
the George man's gray filth. Hey,
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I just got another idea. Why don't we
have kids paint pictures of apples and
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give a prize for the best one?
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What a genius.
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I could kiss you.
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You're a man.
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Well, that painting idea is brilliant,
which doesn't mean we couldn't put a
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twist on it. Whoa, revelation.
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Instead of little kids painting, we get
adults.
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How come?
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Well, little kids, paintbrushes,
nostrils.
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Oh, you're right. No ceremony is worth
injuring children.
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And instead of canvases, we paint the
apples directly onto the applesauce
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wrestlers. What do you think?
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That's a twisted idea, all right.
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It's just another nugget of a notion
from the gold mine of the George
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What do you think about an apple sack
race?
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Eureka, the mother load. I love it. I
wouldn't change a thing.
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All right, first off, we 86 the sack.
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Hello, Stratford Inn.
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Hi, this is Larry. Next to me is my
brother Daryl and my other brother
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What can I do for you guys?
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We thought you'd like an update on our
walk -a -thon.
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We're in Cheshire, Connecticut.
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You mean you've been walking for four
days?
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Not technically.
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To break the monotony, we hopped on one
foot through the Berkshires.
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Daryl, don't eat that.
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In a dollar a mile, I must owe you...
Where exactly is Cheshire?
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Uh -oh, gotta go.
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Daryl, how many times do I have to tell
you? Face away from the road when you do
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that.
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Where's my atlas?
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Gee, I don't know, Michael. A laser
light show sounds a little high -tech.
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Georgie, Porgy, Puddin' and Pie, it was
your idea.
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I thought my idea was an apple sack
race.
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That's what this is.
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Now, come on, let's down some decaf and
flesh out your idea about skinny dipping
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for apples.
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That was bobbing.
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Hello? Daryl, if that's you, could you
put Larry on, please?
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Hi. Hi, Larry. Where are you now?
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In a place called the South Bronx,
though the absence of magnolia trees
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think it's not the Deep South.
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You've gone another hundred miles.
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When are you guys coming home? We miss
you.
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Actually, we almost turned back this
morning.
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Daryl had this blister on his foot.
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Fortunately, it turned out to be an
extra toe we'd never noticed before.
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Daryl, don't buy that Rolex.
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It's a knockoff. I gotta go. I'm losing
control over these boys.
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They've got to be stopped.
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What are you doing out so late?
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Just walking.
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Do I owe you money for that?
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I don't think so.
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Good.
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George, are you all right?
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Not really.
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You remember how Michael called me a
gold mine of ideas?
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Yeah. Well, he took the ideas and gave
me the shaft.
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The George monster's been fired.
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George, the new phone book's here.
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You want me to look up your name for
you? That usually cheers you up.
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Sure. It's probably under you for unhip.
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Just because Michael says you aren't hip
doesn't mean anything.
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Well, you're just as hip as... Dick.
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Whoa, a half -priced slipper sale.
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Thanks, Joanna.
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Hello, fellow citizens of Appleopolis.
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Michael, if you don't tell them right
away, I'll burst.
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Right.
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Prepare your accolades. The Apple Fest
is now a Michael Harris production in
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association with Stephanie Vanderkill
and Enterprises.
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Michael made me his co -producer.
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Exactly what does a co -producer do?
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I welcome people.
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I lie and tell them how nice they look.
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I smile demurely when they tell me how
nice I look.
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Great -great -grandpa Utley never smiled
demurely.
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If you'll excuse me, I have to go sit in
front of my makeup mirror and practice
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sincerity.
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I'll miss you all.
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Good start, Steph.
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And while you're up there, pick out a
dress that won't clash with the ballroom
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at the Ramada.
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You're holding ye olde apple days at the
Ramada Inn?
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No, we're holding apples, apples, apples
there. New name, new concept, new zip.
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What kind of zip is that?
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Well, just your usual singing, dancing,
multimedia, spectacular kind of zip.
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Great -great -grandpa Utley would be
shocked.
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Well, I gotta run. I'm meeting Dee Dee,
the choreographer, for a well drink.
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Wait a minute.
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Where is it written there can't be two
Ye Olde Apple Days festivals?
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I don't know, but I'm sure I thought
somewhere, George.
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I'm going to hold my own festival right
here in the inn where it should be.
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Ye olde apple days, live!
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Does it have to live here?
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It figures. Michael advertised his show
on TV.
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I relied on word of mouth. I wish you
two had friends.
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Well, it's still early. I wouldn't mind
waiting a few more hours.
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Well, that wouldn't be fair to the
people who did show up.
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Besides, we can have just as much fun
with three as we can with 300.
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Yeah, it's just that with 300, it
doesn't seem so stupid.
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Well, I guess it's time for my opening
speech.
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Quiet down, please.
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Welcome to the 172nd Ye Olde Apple Days
Festival.
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I see a few unfamiliar faces out there.
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George, why don't we just skip the
speech and go right on to the
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Good idea.
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Would a pie -eating contest with three
people seem stupid?
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Pie -eating contests can be held with
any number of people without looking
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stupid. Really? Okay, then it'll be just
you and Joanna. I'll be the judge.
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Contestants, take your seats.
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Grab your forks.
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Welcome and bienvenue.
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Welcome.
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What?
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Stephanie, I'm usually not one to
complain, but these ticket prices, $22
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person?
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Well, obviously you've never been to a
Broadway show.
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No, but we did see the movie version of
The Music Man starring Robert Preston.
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And Buddy Hackett.
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Boy, that guy's a national treasure.
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Jim, that was Stubby K.
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You're crazy. It was Buddy Hackett. I'm
crazy. You're the crazy one. It was
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Stubby K. Oh, you think everybody's
Stubby K.
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Welcome and bienvenue. Welcome.
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What?
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Oh, here.
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Ladies and gentlemen, presenting a
Michael Harris...
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in association with Stephanie Van Der
Kellen Enterprises.
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Everyone is great by God.
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an apple?
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Dick, you're supposed to guess what
kind.
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Um, uh, Macintosh.
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Sorry.
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Damn.
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It's your turn, Joanna.
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Good luck.
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after you've eaten four Pippin' Pies.
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This is your fifth ribbon.
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Oh, thanks, George.
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Boy, I'm running out of room.
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Hey, it's apple -bobbing time. I'll get
the tub.
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Dick, he's getting the tub.
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We have got to put an end to this.
246
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,540
Sure, now that you're ahead five
ribbons.
247
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:47,480
Let's just tell George it's impossible
to have a festival with three people.
248
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:51,090
Okay. I think I could have bobbed the
pants off of you.
249
00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:57,690
Uh, George, could we speak to you?
250
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,190
I know what you're going to say.
251
00:20:00,390 --> 00:20:03,930
Ye olde apple days is a ye olde bomb.
252
00:20:04,810 --> 00:20:07,290
Well, I wouldn't say ye olde.
253
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,830
Tub, Jim, they're only up to apple
bobbing.
254
00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:21,490
What are you doing here?
255
00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:24,270
We walked out of Michael's show. It was
awful.
256
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:26,850
We didn't get to do anything.
257
00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:30,370
No spin the apple, no apple limbo.
258
00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:32,310
All we did was sit and watch.
259
00:20:32,510 --> 00:20:35,850
Yeah, the worst part was Michael
strutting around like some apple pimp.
260
00:20:39,670 --> 00:20:42,310
Mr., what is that on your cheek?
261
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:48,080
Dear, those laser beams must have
vaporized my eye.
262
00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:52,140
It looked like applesauce.
263
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:55,260
So it is.
264
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:59,320
I told you not to lean in so close
during the wrestling match.
265
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,000
George, we're sorry we abandoned you.
266
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:09,460
Oh, that's okay. One of the seven tenets
of ye olde apple days is forgiveness.
267
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You're a good man, George.
268
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,040
Oh, Steph.
269
00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:15,190
You were right. They thought our show
was over.
270
00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:18,250
Okay, folks, let me explain the concept
of intermission.
271
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Michael, they left because they didn't
like your show.
272
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Didn't like my show?
273
00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:27,970
How did they feel about my Demir
smiling?
274
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They didn't say.
275
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,430
People usually don't say anything when
they're pleased.
276
00:21:34,830 --> 00:21:38,410
How could they prefer this? My show had
glitz, glamour, production values.
277
00:21:38,690 --> 00:21:40,610
Michael, this isn't Las Vegas.
278
00:21:41,290 --> 00:21:44,090
It never will be as long as people dunk
their heads in tubs of water.
279
00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:46,770
Well, you're welcome to join the
celebration.
280
00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:49,030
Well, thanks, George.
281
00:21:49,570 --> 00:21:51,730
I guess you know your audience a little
better than I do.
282
00:21:52,030 --> 00:21:55,890
You must feel bad about everybody
walking out on your show.
283
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,010
I'd feel worse if we had a refund
policy.
284
00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:03,410
Have you ever bobbed for apples?
285
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:08,630
No, but in college I did have my head
dunked, but it wasn't in a tub.
286
00:22:10,809 --> 00:22:12,370
And they weren't apples.
287
00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:16,350
Could I have a cupcake?
288
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,650
All right, as long as you don't get your
hair wet. I'll be careful.
289
00:22:27,110 --> 00:22:31,650
Hello? Hi, this is Larry. Next to me is
my... Where are you now?
290
00:22:33,490 --> 00:22:35,490
Graceland, home of the king of rock and
roll.
291
00:22:38,370 --> 00:22:39,370
Graceland, I...
292
00:22:39,790 --> 00:22:40,790
That's in Memphis.
293
00:22:41,050 --> 00:22:43,150
I know. Our walk -a -thon is completed.
294
00:22:43,390 --> 00:22:46,490
Your pledge has provided us with
adequate funds to purchase the swamp.
295
00:22:46,850 --> 00:22:50,890
And with enough left over to buy a 9x12
Colonel Tom Parker area rug.
296
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:57,310
That's... That's 1 ,400 miles.
297
00:22:58,690 --> 00:23:01,650
Gotta go. Darryl just won an impromptu
look -alike contest.
298
00:23:01,970 --> 00:23:03,750
And we gotta help him divvy up the
babes.
299
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,480
That's $1 ,400.
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