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The rooms are sparkling and shining like
nobody's business, so I'm ready to get
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to work down here.
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What do you want me to do first?
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Stephanie, is that you?
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Of course.
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Should I start in your study or here in
the lobby?
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Oh, I know. That kitchen floor could use
a good scrubbing.
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She wants something, and it must be
huge.
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Well, there is one thing.
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I want to do my job better.
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I mean...
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You two have always been so terrific to
me, and all I've ever done is take
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advantage. But that's all changed. I've
come to realize that it's no crime to do
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the job you're paid to do the very best
you can.
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A raise. She wants a raise.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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Honey, don't make any sudden moves. She
may be dangerous.
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Hi, Dick, Joanna. Good to see you.
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That was all in English.
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I've given up those nutty hello things.
To tell the truth, I was even starting
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to get on my nerve.
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Michael. Yes.
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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They weren't sickeningly cute together.
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Well, we've come to realize that you can
be in love without making others want
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to puke.
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Oh, by the way, Dick, here's a list of
guests for the next few Vermont Todays.
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Here it comes.
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Michael, these are all classy,
intelligent people. Dick, you've been a
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friend. The least I can do is produce
the kind of TV program you want.
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To be honest, I think it's going to be a
better show.
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See you Sunday.
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I'm frightened.
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Kick, relax. Things are finally starting
to go your way.
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Just enjoy it while it lasts.
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Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother,
Daryl. And this is my other brother,
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Well, it was a great ten seconds.
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We just wanted to stop by and say bye.
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How come?
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We've decided to give up our life in the
big city and move back to our cabin in
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the woods.
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Of course, the downside is we probably
won't be seeing as much of each other
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anymore. Probably only when you want to.
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Only when we want.
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Uh -oh.
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Daryl was worried that this might turn
into an emotional scene.
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Don't worry, guys. For your sakes, I'll
try and show nothing but...
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Thanks. We will miss you.
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Well, we should be going.
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We have to decide what food can travel
back to the cabin with us and what we
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have to scarf down in a wild eating
binge.
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Well, goodbye.
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I don't believe this, sir.
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moving out of town.
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Stephanie is cleaning like a demon.
Michael is finally doing the show the
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want.
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All the problems in my life are suddenly
gone.
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I know, honey. It's wonderful.
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I mean, I almost feel like pinching
myself.
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Morning, Dick.
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Morning, George.
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Mmm, pancakes.
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My favorite.
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Mmm.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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And they taste as good as they smell.
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I need a good breakfast this morning
because I'm going to start re -shingling
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the roof.
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You got perfect weather for it.
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Yep. Mmm.
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Great.
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Is this all you're going to do?
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Huh?
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Well, it is a dream.
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So?
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In a dream, you can do anything you
like.
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I like this.
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But this is exactly like your real life.
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Yeah, but to me, my real life is a
dream.
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Smell these, dear.
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George, I don't want to smell them. See,
the great thing about dreams is you can
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do things that you can't do in real
life.
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Dick, I have this dream all the time,
and I like it fine.
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That is, until you started bugging me in
it.
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George, maybe you don't realize your
dream options.
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You can make it thunder and lightning
outside.
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Well, there goes the shingling weather.
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Forget about outside.
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George, there are a lot of neat things
you can do here, like a strange music.
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Or a mysterious myth.
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inanimate objects talk.
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How you doing, George?
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Dick, are you trying to make me wake up
crying?
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George, I'm just trying to show you how
to have fun in your dreams.
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I appreciate it, Dick, but believe me,
I'm fine.
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And my dream is fine.
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Now I gotta go re -shingle that roof.
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George!
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I gotta tell you, I think you're wasting
your time dreaming like this, but I
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mean, it's up to you.
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If you want to have boring dreams.
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Gee, Dick, give me a chance.
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At least now, George, shingling that
roof should be a cinch.
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emergency. Michael, thank goodness
you're here.
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What is it, my cute cup of soy?
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There's something terribly horrible
upstairs and I just know it's going to
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down and get me.
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Really? What?
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Well, I don't know, but it's wicked and
putrid and generally gross and it'll be
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here any second.
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Well, give those worry wrinkles walking
papers because nothing but nothing is
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going to mess with my sensual senorita
as long as this blood box is still
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pumping.
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I can get near my man.
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See, Steph, I know I said I'd help, but
this is scarier than I bargained for.
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I'm off the goose pimple scale, and I'm
dangerously close to fabric -ruining
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perspiration. I love you a lot, but I'm
out of here. Call if you live.
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Michael!
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It's pointless to run.
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What do you want from me?
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I want you to please me.
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But it's not good enough.
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I want you to start all over again and
clean all 100 rooms.
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But we don't have 100 rooms.
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We do now.
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I made George build all night.
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Why are you so mean to me, Joanna?
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Because you're so good and pure.
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And so incredibly perfect and beautiful.
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Well, you got me there.
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I want you to scroll.
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Once I realized nothing bad could really
happen to me in a dream.
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My hero!
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And I come bearing great news. Your
father gave us four million dollars to
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home and start a family and still have
enough left over to buy a major yacht.
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And look!
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We already have two children.
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You don't have to go through the bother
of having them yourself.
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Maybe she can, Steph.
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I'll tell you what.
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I'll make you a deal.
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You can go as soon as you finish dusting
the lobby.
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Well, that sounds fair.
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weren't even blonde.
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from a few tiny special interest groups.
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What could they possibly say? What's
wrong with it?
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Too much sex and violence.
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Really? Maybe they'll calm down if we
move it out of the family hour. We'll
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a show to take its place. Something high
-con, a bimodal, a center -cut and a
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healthy topspin.
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Something for kids?
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That's what I just said.
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I know you're very busy, Mr. Harris, but
you've just won another award.
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I want to thank the voters for this
great honor.
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That's the kind of message I need to
further my crusade to stamp out quality
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television wherever it rears its ugly
head.
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Thank you all again.
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This is very special and meaningful to
me.
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Very well said, ma 'am. Very well said.
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Mr. Harris, have you had a chance to see
the rough cut of the 17th Gilligan TV
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movie yet? Oh, yes, Gilligan's Island.
The food runs out. Kind of a downer. Try
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trimming the scene where they have to
eat the skipper.
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What an acute... He's a muppet.
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Now off with you. I have shows to
create.
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Okay, bye.
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I mean, adios, sir.
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Whoever you are, I'm
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thinking making an appointment with one
of my secretaries. It's time now,
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Michael. We... We made a deal.
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What, uh... What kind of deal?
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Figure it out for yourself.
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How do you think you got all of this?
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With your talent?
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Dick, is that you?
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Never touch the horns.
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Dick, devil, devil, Dick, why did I ever
make that connection before?
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Let's go, Michael.
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People are waiting to see your shows.
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It's just the kind of torture they're
expecting.
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Tonight is Larry.
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This is Ed McMahon inviting you to join
Larry and his guests, Emma Sands, Brett
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Travolina, and from the San Diego Zoo,
Joan Embry. And now, ladies and
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gentlemen, here's Larry.
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Hi, I'm your host, Larry.
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This is my sidekick, Daryl.
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And this is my band leader, Daryl.
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You're looking good, Daryl.
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We should get some nuclear guys to come
out and take a reading on that outfit.
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Oh, good to see you, Tommy.
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Did you know the practice of hibernating
began when Tommy walked into the woods
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one day and started to talk to the
animals?
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We got a great show for you tonight.
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Emma Sands is with us. Yaha!
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And Fred Travolina.
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And a visit from Joan Embry from the San
Diego Zoo.
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So let's get to it.
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guest is always a pleasure to have with
us. From the San Diego Zoo, Miss Joan
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Embry.
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Nice to see you, Larry.
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Hi. And may I say you smell much better
than you'd think for a lady in your line
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of work.
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I brought you a couple of very exotic
birds from South America called the
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and dilly.
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Now, wait till you see their color. It's
just incredible.
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It might take them a couple of seconds
to adjust to the light, though.
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They're gone!
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What happened?
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I don't know. Where could they have...
Daryl?
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Have you been in between meals snacking
on our animal guests?
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Tommy, I hope I don't find out you've
been involved in this.
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I can't believe those guys did this.
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I told them how rare these birds were.
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Oh, that explains it.
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Daryl thought you meant medium rare.
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Anyway, since John has screwed up...
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Let's move on to my next guest, the
versatile Fred Travolina.
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Hello.
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Hi, Larry.
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Great to see you. Fred, you're an
amazing impressionist. They say you can
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anyone. Well, thanks.
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Can you do a little bit of Herbie
Crooker for us?
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Herbie Crooker. He's always hanging out
in front of the feed store.
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Wait till you hear this.
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Larry, I'm afraid I don't know him.
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Oops, sorry. I appear to have exposed
you as a fraud on national television.
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Wait, wait. I know. I know I can do it.
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Daryl. I'll do Daryl.
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incredible. Daryl's my brother, and for
a second there, I couldn't tell the
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difference.
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Uh -oh. What's that, Freddy?
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My producer's giving me the signal to
move on.
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My next guest is a big -time movie star
and one fabulous babe, Emma Sams.
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I know you like our guests, but the FCC
has very strict rules about sidekick
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seating.
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Hi, Larry. It's nice to meet you. Same
here.
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Now, I know you do a lot of TV and
films, but I'm wondering what someone
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you does in her spare time.
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Well, when I'm not working, I live a
pretty normal life. You know, I like to
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things like go out in the backyard and
roll around in the mud.
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Really? And I like to play games, you
know, things like Lord Fight and
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Name That Stain.
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Oh, and after a nice downpour, you'll
always find me out romping in the
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bog.
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Wow. I know you're not going to believe
this, but I'm into a whole lot of those
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same things.
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Oh, come on.
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Did you ever play Let's See If This Is
Edible?
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00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:47,540
Perfect for each other.
249
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,480
Do you mind if I kiss you right now?
250
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:53,240
Well, gee, we are on TV in front of
millions of people. Okay.
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00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,540
Oh, no. We're out of time?
252
00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,720
You sure, Freddy?
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00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:04,060
Damn. I spent too much time with Fred
Travolina.
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00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:35,300
Joanna, Joanna, if you're having a dream
that you're
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00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:40,220
really, really enjoying, is there any
special technique to,
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00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:46,140
I don't know, to pinch yourself back
into it?
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00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,700
I don't think so, Dick.
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00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:51,380
Damn it!
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