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Are you ready to order?
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Oh, wait a minute. Weren't you in
earlier?
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Yes, but I just had to come in and see
you again.
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You are so beautiful.
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You have the most gorgeous eyes and the
prettiest hair.
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Sorry, I must be embarrassing you.
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Right.
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I'm Norm Murphy.
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Go out with me.
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What? Go out with me.
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I'm sorry, no.
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Really, I mean it. So do I.
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But I've always wanted to date a
beautiful girl just like you. Well,
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But unlike me, you can't always get what
you want.
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That waitress is the greatest.
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I'm guessing he just chugged in.
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Dick. Joanna.
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I was taking my morning walk when
suddenly, across the clearing, There he
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the great white buck.
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George, what's the great white buck?
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You don't know?
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Dick, Joanna, let me tell you the legend
of the great white buck.
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George, isn't this something you should
be telling us with a banjo?
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One day, old farmer Skinner was walking
by a meadow, and he came upon the
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biggest, most magnificent, pure white
buck ever to walk these parts, the great
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white buck. White Buck.
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That year, this town enjoyed the best
year it ever had.
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Really? I just don't believe that people
think the Great White Buck is going to
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bring good luck.
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Well, Dick, it's a legend. It's not like
somebody made it up.
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George, we were at the Tree Tap Diner
when we heard. Is it true?
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I was taking my morning walk when
suddenly I saw the Great White Buck.
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Jim, this is George's good news. Let him
tell it. I saw the great white buck.
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Told you.
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He was snorting big puffs of air out of
his nostrils. And he had this look of
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wisdom on his face.
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And his antlers must have been big
enough to hang 40 hats on.
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This is starting to sound like something
out of Dr. Seuss.
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Dick doesn't believe in the legend.
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There's a surprise.
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Dick, the great white buck was seen here
in 1950, as far back as 1885, and again
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in 1929.
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All great years.
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1929? That was the start of the
Depression.
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Not for us. This town prospered. Yeah,
if only that buck had trotted down Wall
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Street.
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And even though George just saw the
great white buck, we're already being
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showered with good fortune.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, I was at the tree tap this morning
and I had the best jelly donut I ever
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ate.
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Explain that.
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Greetings, gringos.
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I think I've come up with a primo
premise for the kind of hard -hitting 60
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minutes type reporting you've been dying
to do.
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Really, that's terrific.
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Imagine this in stereo, where available.
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Dick Loudon, searching for the great
white buck.
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Michael, you don't really believe in
this.
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Dick, all I believe in is that this big
buck can bring in big buck.
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And just to make sure we get that deer
on camera, I've arranged for boppo buck
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bait. Wardrobe's fitting you for a salt
lick flicker.
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Michael, I am not doing any report on a
silly legend about some dumb deer.
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Oh, that's right, Tick. I forgot. You
don't like to get involved with anything
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popular.
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Told you I wasn't going to date you,
even if you do the dusting.
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Steph, what's going on?
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Mr. Murphy keeps asking me for a date.
He won't leave me alone.
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Well, I won't stand idly by while some
poacher forages around my love nest.
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Mr. Murphy, this is Michael Harris.
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My fiancé.
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And you really think you have a snowball
chance?
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Well, there's always competition for the
best.
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That does it. In another two minutes,
I'm going to have to ask you outside.
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Michael! Well, I don't want my muffin to
hear the vocal pummeling I'm going to
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give him.
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It may get pretty frank.
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Hey, I will have none of that at my inn.
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All right, I give.
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I'm a lover, not a talker.
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Get him.
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Thinking he can get on my good side by
doing my work for me. That bozo.
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So, Steph, where do you keep the Windex?
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Boy, I didn't think I'd ever get out of
Wagner's hardware store.
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Everybody wanted to hear about the great
white buck.
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People were taking my pictures, shaking
my hand.
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Maggie Milford even lined her children
up to rub my head.
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I just wish they hadn't stopped at the
bakery first.
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Here you are, George.
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Great news.
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I finally got a job.
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Yeah, they opened up one of these fancy
new tanning salons over at the college.
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At first I thought it was only going to
be part -time, you know, sunny days.
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But you're looking at a full -time man.
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And all because my friend George spotted
the great white buck in Utley Woods.
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Did you hear that, Dick?
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Utley Woods.
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I never had trees named after me before.
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Harley, I'm happy for you, but I don't
believe in a good luck buck.
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Oh, yeah?
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Good luck is spreading like wildfire.
This morning, that old oak tree on the
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Swenson's place came crashing to the
ground, wiped out the whole front porch.
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That's lucky.
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Everyone was in the back.
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Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother,
Daryl. And this is my other brother,
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And we're here to announce that major
construction has started on the fabulous
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new starlight room at the Minuteman
Cafe.
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You guys are expanding?
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Not exactly.
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Daryl here just punched a hole in the
roof over table eight.
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We're preparing for the onslaught of
prosperity brought about by the spotting
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the great white buck.
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Already today, six people came into the
cafe.
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Two even stayed to eat.
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That is mythic.
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Dick, don't be such a stick in the mud.
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Honey, I'm sick of listening to people.
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attribute everyday events to some
cockamamie legend.
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Hi. Are you the proprietor?
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Yes. Well, I got a group that's ready to
ski for two weeks, and I want every
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room you can give me. Hey, this is your
lucky day.
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Shut up and sign in.
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It's going to be a perfect night for a
sleigh ride.
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We have to talk.
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Sit down.
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Do you know where I've been for the past
half hour?
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Cleaning. In the basement.
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Avoiding you has forced me to inhale
must.
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So stop it.
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There.
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You want me to stop now?
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And I've never gotten this far before.
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Come here a minute.
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Look at me.
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Now look at you.
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Now look at us together.
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See what I mean?
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Please, I'm not asking you to spend the
rest of your life with me. Just one
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evening.
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Okay, a dinner.
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Five minutes, and I'll never bother you
again.
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You've got yourself a date.
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Five minutes.
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Terrific. Okay, I'll pick you up at
eight.
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Maybe we'll take in the opening credits
of a movie.
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Stephanie, is something wrong?
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Oh, that Mr. Murphy just won't leave me
alone.
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Joanna, how do you get men to turn off
you so easily?
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It's a gift.
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What happened? Are you all right?
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I was driving back from the store, and I
saw it.
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It's a great white buck.
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It's the most gigantic blur of antlers
and hooves I've
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seen.
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I've ever seen Leap across the road.
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Well, I guess you're really in for some
good luck now.
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I don't think so, Joanna. I just ran
over the great white...
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Joanna,
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did you have to bring me a white drink?
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I'm fine, George. Thanks.
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You killed a great white buck and not
even a scratch?
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George, it came out of nowhere. The
roads were icy.
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There was nothing I could do. And you're
really sure he was the great white
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buck?
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George, he was just as big and
magnificent as you described him, except
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with a little more surprise on his face.
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It's one thing not to believe in our
legend, Dick, but did you have to take
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car to it?
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Why'd you even bother with a sedan? Why
didn't you just use a howitzer?
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Okay, where's the Bambi battery?
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I've just come from the scene.
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Would have been here sooner, but it was
kind of hard to get all those antlers in
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the chalk outline.
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Oh, here's something you never heard
before.
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I just lost my new job.
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Harley, what happened?
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Well, to celebrate my first day at the
tanning salon, I gave the first dozen
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customers an extra ten minutes under the
sun lamp free.
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Now that you rubbed out the big fella,
the specter of bad luck hangs over this
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town like a beer belly over a pair of
chinos.
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Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother
Darryl, and this is my other brother
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Due to the demise of the great white
buck, business at the cafe's been
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destroyed. More bad luck.
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Look, it was a beautiful animal, but it
didn't bring good luck, and its death
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isn't going to bring bad luck.
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Well, this is terrific.
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Four inches on the mountain. All rain.
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There goes our ski trip. We're all
checking out.
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Rain in February?
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It'll ruin the whole ski season.
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Town's going to potten while I'm mayor.
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What are we going to do?
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According to the legend... There's more.
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The legend says if anything happens to
the buck, to rid the town of the bad
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luck, the person responsible...
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has to perform the rite of the dancing
wood nymph.
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Oh, no.
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Dick, I know it wasn't your fault, but
you ought to do something.
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I'm not going to go prancing through the
woods like some pixie.
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Come on, everybody. At least there's
something we can do.
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Let's go to the armory, form a huddled
mass, and wait for Armageddon.
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Mr. Murphy?
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Oh, please, not so formal. It's Norm.
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After all, we'll be spending the next
five minutes together.
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Okay, Norm.
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Well, I wanted our first date to be
special, so I thought we could enjoy
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wine and a little casual conversation.
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That's nice.
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Begin.
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Hey, beautiful fire.
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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Stephanie, I don't want you to take this
the wrong way. I mean, you're a
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wonderful person and everything, but I
don't think this is going to work out.
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What?
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I'm sorry.
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I just think it best if I ended it now.
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Wait.
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You're ending this?
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Now that I've spent some time with you,
I realize you're just not my type.
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together. Debbie, stop torturing
yourself.
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It's over.
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Hey, I've done it.
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I've dated a beautiful girl.
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Now I've even dumped one, too.
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Obviously, you don't understand English.
I told you to keep your monos off my
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cute quesadilla.
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like he took my verbal venom verbatim.
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Michael, something very wrong just
happened here.
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And it's all your fault for killing that
doofy deer.
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You too?
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Well, I've just been dumped and the
explanation can only be supernatural.
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Gee, Dick, isn't there anyone your tire
tread hasn't touched?
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Uh, hi. Hi, George.
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Hi.
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George, you won't believe this, but I
was taking a walk in the deep part of
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woods, and out of this hole popped the
biggest red woodchuck that I have
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ever seen.
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George, I think it was the great red
woodchuck.
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Nice try, Dick, but I don't think this
town would get behind any legend that
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an overbite.
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George, believing in the great white
buck is like believing in Santa Claus.
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George, you don't believe in Santa
Claus.
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Why? Are you going to run him over too?
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Look, I know this buck business and the
wooden imp dance are silly, but there
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are a lot of things in life I can't
explain.
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Like... How we get honey from a little
bee.
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Or why a bubble is perfectly round.
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Why not square?
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Or why do freshwater fish stink, but the
freshwater tastes great?
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Because you can't explain luck doesn't
mean it isn't real.
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I mean, take me. Yesterday, I had a
whole woods named after me.
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Now, Utley Woods has been replaced by
Loudon Curve.
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Well, here we are.
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The exact place I saw the great white
buck.
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Boy, it sure brings back a lot of
memories.
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I have a feeling this is going to stick
in your mind for a while, too, Joe.
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Let's get this ritual started.
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You know, Dick, I'm really grateful you
decided to go through with this. I mean,
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seeing you here, doing all this for your
friends and neighbors.
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Well, Dick, I don't think I ever
respected a person more.
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Now, get on your tippy toes and flap
your hooves. There they are.
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Just like George said.
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George. I did. I didn't tell them. We
overheard you in the feed store when you
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were buying the burlap for Dick's
costume.
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Mildred was right. The 50 -pound bag is
too long.
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Whoa.
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What do we have here?
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A little stag party?
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Officer Shifflett, we didn't hear you
following us. Thanks.
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Look, I'm not going to do this in front
of you, so you may as well all go home.
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Let us stay, Dick.
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Yeah, we'd feel silly spying on you from
the woods.
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Oh, what the heck. The sooner I do this,
the sooner I can forget this day ever
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happened. How long is this ritual? I've
only got enough tape for four hours.
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Look, why don't I just take off all my
clothes and pose on a bearskin rug?
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Oh, let's get this first.
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Heck, I may as well do it.
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People are going to be talking about
this for the rest of my life anyway.
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Hi.
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I'm Larry.
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This is my brother, Daryl.
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And this is my other brother, Daryl.
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Told you we should have camped out
overnight so we'd get a decent seat.
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Dick performed the ritual, and I was his
witness.
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Well, one of them.
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See, I didn't think there'd be such a
crowd, and I know Dick didn't.
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Harley got the whole thing on tape. Come
on, there's a set in the study.
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So did the ceremony get rid of the bad
luck? You betcha. Thanks to Dick,
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everybody feels better already.
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It's amazing what a good laugh will do
for you.
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and easy.
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But you went through with it, and I'm
proud of you. Hey, everybody, come here
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and watch this.
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Come on.
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Oh, go ahead, Joanna.
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Thanks, honey.
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It's just stuff I took of the woods
before I got there.
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Wait, what's that walking in the corner?
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It's a green deer.
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It's not green. The tint's not adjusted
right.
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It's white.
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Wait. You know what we've got here?
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Son of white buck.
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And George spotted it.
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Yeah. In Utley Lobby.
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You didn't have to go through that silly
ritual?
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No. But at least we had the good fortune
to see you do it.
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I'm declaring tomorrow Son of Buck Day.
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I've even come up with a perfect new job
for Harley.
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A chauffeur for Dick.
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What?
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No way in hell we're letting you on the
road till spring.
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Meow.
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