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Guess what?
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The new Norma Kamali line is out.
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Oh, Steph, you know I hate it when you
guess better than it is.
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Guess again.
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Henderson's is having a moo -moo sale.
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No, better.
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Yours truly has been chosen to put
together a major project.
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The WPIV five -year anniversary special.
Can you believe it?
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It's a three -hour extravaganza filled
with, well, whatever I decide to fill it
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with. I get my own staff and everything.
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Well?
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How exciting. Exciting.
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What does this mean to me?
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Well, it means we're both happy for your
guy.
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Michael, every time you say project, it
means take a back seat, Steph.
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Untrue. Unfair, Steph. You know my life
is a two -seater.
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Just you and me.
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Oh, yeah. The last project you worked on
forced me to go dateless for longer
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than I had since I was five.
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I had to spend a lot of time at the
station. They were trying to unionize.
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a lot of effort to squash one of those
things.
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But this special is a different animal
altogether.
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Then this stupid lucky break won't
interfere with my fun?
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Cross my heart, may I chip a front
tooth.
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Our relationship won't suffer a smidge.
Now, what say you and I celebrate?
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Dick, I'm done.
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Hi, Dick. What's with the dimples?
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I'm just, uh, glad to see that Bev took
my advice and decided to do an
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anniversary special. You mean the
extravaganza was your idea? Just
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Well, sounds like this guy owes you a
big thank you. Dick, it's on my to -do
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list.
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Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother,
Daryl. And this is my other brother,
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And this is our card.
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Your... your card?
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We regret to announce...
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We had to discontinue our popular
enterprise, anything for a buck.
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Due to the ravages of inflation, we had
to go in an entirely new direction.
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Anything for a buck ten.
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We'd appreciate it if you'd spread the
word.
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Try and stop me.
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Could I get that back? We only have the
one.
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Those buck tens haven't started rolling
in yet.
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Michael,
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could we talk for a minute? Oh, could
you make it quick, Dick? I'm editing
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golden moments from the Mr. Sing With Me
hour.
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There are so many.
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I'm trying to find a segue from Row,
Row, Row Your Boat to Michael, Row Your
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Boat Ashore.
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Sounds like you got a long night ahead
of you.
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So, what's up?
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Michael, I just felt we should discuss
what my part on the anniversary special
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is going to be. Oh, no problem, Dick.
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You won't be in the special.
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What? Well, Dick, it's not that we don't
love you. It's just that we have this
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pesky time problem.
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The special's only three hours long.
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Michael, we had some brilliant Vermont
today. It's one of the station's major
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shows. Dick, no one knows that better
than I do. It's just not visual enough.
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Well, it's certainly not as visual as a
cartoon ball bouncing over the words,
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life is but a dream.
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Exactly. I'm glad you grasped it so
quickly.
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I'd love to talk more, but J .J.'s on
his way up here with my new staff. I've
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got assignments to give out, you know,
names to learn. The whole anniversary
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show was my idea. Hold that thought,
then.
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Staff is starting to arrive. The first
introductions are really important. They
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set the tone for the entire
relationship.
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Michael, meet Susan Polgar.
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Nice to meet you.
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What are you, my secretary, my runner?
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My editor?
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Yes.
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You mean she's the whole staff?
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If it helps, I have been called a
dynamo. Michael, if you're through
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names... Wait, Dick, I've already
suffered a major disappointment, and I'm
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trying not to cry.
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Michael, I'm going to find some Vermont
to take clips for the anniversary show.
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Gee, I thought we decided to stay away
from those static talking head things.
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Lunchtime?
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AJ?
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Well, gee, I don't know whether to have
you make coffee or a low -level
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decision.
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I'm sorry that our meeting was spoiled
by me being it.
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But just think that when this show is a
great success, everyone will say, and he
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did it without a decent staff.
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That's true.
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Okay, then, welcome aboard.
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Thank you.
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You know...
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I've seen some of your shows, and
compared to a lot of local television,
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really impressive.
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Really? And I'm not just sucking up. I
mean, I thought that spin -off you tried
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to do with Pearl's Kitchen... You mean
Pearl's Pies?
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Yeah. I thought that was a bit one
-noted.
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Wow. You're not a sucker.
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Not that that's something I necessarily
frown on.
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Well, I hate to crack the whip, but I'm,
uh...
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I'm in the midst of one hell of a tough
edit here.
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Well,
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what
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do you think?
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Do you want me to be honest, or is this
one of those times I should suck up?
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Stephanie, I know you're mad at Michael
because this project is taking up so
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much of his time and he's had to break
every date.
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But people come here for a restful
vacation.
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No one wants to spend it cowering in a
corner because of an irate maid, right,
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George? Yeah.
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Uh, right.
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All right.
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Try to control it.
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Why should my misery prevent other
people from having the time of their
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Atta girl.
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I'm going to the kitchen now, George.
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You're the room monitor.
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Okay, as long as I don't catch an eraser
in the back of the head.
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Sam! Michael, I want to see some
groveling and I want to see it now.
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Cupcake, I'm sorry I've been working so
much. I'm scum on low life. I'm a snail
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trail.
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That's it?
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Michael, not only have I not seen... you
all week, but the one time I got
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through to you on the phone, you put me
on hold.
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Michael, I had a self -doubt.
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Oh, Steph, I'm the thing that eats a
snail's trail.
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Don't be mad. I'm here now. I made a
special effort just to come see you.
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but I can't help but notice you're still
standing.
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Oh, Michael, I'm such a softie.
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Ah, Michael.
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You said you'd be here an hour ago.
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A special effort just to see me, huh?
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Any chance of a reprieve if I do that
head thing again?
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You've got your heart. This project
wouldn't affect us, and it has.
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Cupcake, I'm sorry. If you're going to
blame anyone, blame Dick. This whole
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anniversary special was his idea.
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Sorry to make you take a number, Dick.
Well, what's up?
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Michael, did you see the list of Vermont
State clips I put together?
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I did, Dick. It perfectly illustrates my
point that the show is visual death.
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Visual death? Dick, Dick, Dick, lower
those clenched dukes.
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I think I've solved our problem. We can
shoot some new footage and claim they
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were old Vermont State clips.
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No one will know the difference because
not that many people watch anyway.
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Michael? Dick, I'm glad you're smart,
but me first.
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How's this for visual? You.
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In a bolero shirt, limboing.
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No. All right, you're thinking
intellectual.
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I can go with that.
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You're interviewing a beekeeper, and the
glass breaks.
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You're swatting. You're screaming. I'm
excited.
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I'm not mammoing under a stick. I'm not
working with insects, and I'm not
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shooting any new footage.
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All right, all right, Dick. I'll do what
I can with what we've got.
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I'm going to put you into the show
because you're my friend. I care about
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You're pulling this incredible star trip
on me.
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Hey, I believe you've seen our card.
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Yeah, yeah, Larry.
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I thought I asked you guys not to come
to the dining room during meals.
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It's kind of urgent.
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Daryl here is so perturbed, he's been up
all night counting sheep.
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It took us an hour this morning to find
which meadow he was in.
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What's wrong?
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We have a bone to pick with him.
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Good. Someone else for once.
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What's the matter, guys?
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It appears you've been taking the taters
right out of our mouths.
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Seems like I would remember that.
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Did you or did you not help Dewey
Crenshaw find his pet black snake?
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Oh, yeah.
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Aha, you admit it.
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Now, Daryl, in that same time period,
how many jobs has anything for a buck
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racked up?
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See?
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One to zip.
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It just don't seem fair you snatching a
job that we're eligible for, especially
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a snake one.
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That wasn't a job.
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I did that as a favor for free. Free?
You didn't charge anything?
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No.
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Looks like we have some serious mulling
to do.
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I don't know how we're going to compete
with those prices.
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Not and still make a profit.
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All right, it works.
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It's great.
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You realize what this means.
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What's that?
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We've finished the first half.
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We have, haven't we?
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Shouldn't we be celebrating or
something?
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Susan, these are the kinds of moments we
professionals take in stride.
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Of course, when you work all night, you
lose some of that professionalism.
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It's okay.
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You should get excited more often. You
look real cute disheveled.
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It's my new styling gel.
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It lets you run the gamut from blow -dry
to messy and still look groomed.
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I have a way to fill it. Of course, it's
not as professional as yours, but...
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Ta -da!
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Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
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Whoa, you read my palate.
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You made these all by yourself, just for
me?
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Well, I was sort of hoping I could have
just one.
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Thank you.
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And you... You cut off the crusts.
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Wait a minute.
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I just got a... A toast.
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Oh, Michael, please, no more
compliments. Please, I hate that. To
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one assistant.
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As good as a staff of five.
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Really, Susan, you've been amazing.
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Oh, go on, Michael. I just want to say
one more thing, then I'll shut up.
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I was planning to grab credit for this
whole anniversary special.
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But since you've worked so hard, when I
do, I'm going to feel a little guilty.
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You know, I used to eat a ton of these
sandwiches watching television.
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Now I'm eating one and working in
television.
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I'm in a rut.
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All I did when I was a kid was watch TV.
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What was your favorite show?
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When I was nine years old, nothing could
touch Gilligan's Island.
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You're kidding.
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I love those wacky castaways.
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I won a neighborhood contest once for
the best skipper imitation.
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Oh, do it.
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Hey. little buddy.
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Great.
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Oh, who do you think the professor liked
best?
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Marianne or Ginger?
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Well, Ginger had all those great gowns.
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But I used to love when Marianne would
get on that bike and make electricity.
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Okay. What was your favorite series?
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Well...
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I used to imagine I was part of the
Partridge family, and I had brothers and
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sisters, and we all sang.
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When they canceled that show, they...
They canceled my family.
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Oh, Michael.
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Don't worry. When you run a network, you
can bring them back.
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I could, couldn't I?
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Look at the time.
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You realize we've been in this room for
14 hours straight?
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We should get home, get some sleep.
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Yeah, good idea.
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Oh, remember, we're half done.
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See you tomorrow, Fiz. Thanks again for
the sandwiches.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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Night. Good night.
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No one's dead.
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I don't know what... I mean, uh... Half
the show.
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Half done. Half done, half done, half
done.
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She brought me peanut butter and jelly
sandwiches, for goodness sake. I just...
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We talked.
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She loves television. I love television,
so I spilled my life.
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She was nice to me, and that threw me.
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I mean, Joanna was probably nice to you,
and good Lord, look what's happened to
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you two. You're laying here all married.
Oh, no.
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Wait a minute.
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Michael, it was just a kiss.
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And a kiss is just... Yes.
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You love Stephanie? I do.
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I do.
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It was just the emotion of the moment.
Yes. Just keep picturing Steph in that
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pink sweater.
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Yes. That's it.
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I feel better.
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Steph in pink Angora. Yeah.
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Okay. Steph in pink Angora. Steph in
pink Angora.
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I told you we should have bought a gun.
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in case you need to know the rules,
don't ever come into my bedroom again.
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I'm sorry, Dick. I was temporarily out
of my head. You know, I was tired.
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Something happened and I blew it all out
of proportion.
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But I had a good night's sleep, a swell
shower, and I'm back to my normal self.
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Don't ever come into my bedroom.
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Thanks for your concern. I'm fine, Dick.
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Want to go steady?
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I'm getting ahead of myself. Excuse me.
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The swell shower.
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No problem.
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Everything is fine.
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And then... Hi. And boom!
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Firework! My heart's a puddle. My soul's
dancing.
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It's not fair. I don't want her. I mean,
I want her. I just don't want to want
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her. Oh, dear.
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It's just too fast.
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I know. I just haven't seen Stefano.
That's it.
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I'll go by, I'll see that cute little
button nose, and I'll be all right.
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okay. I just hope to God she's wearing
that pink sweater.
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marketing scheme has succeeded.
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How can we compete when you've undercut
anything for a buck ten by a buck ten?
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Gee, sorry, guys.
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We even devised our own marketing
scheme.
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We tried to beat you to the customers by
anticipating their needs even before
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they knew what they were.
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Oh, my God.
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Yep. We started the morning anticipating
Miss Huffman would need a home
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permanent.
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It might have worked out if Daryl hadn't
anticipated her needing a bikini wax as
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well.
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Just so you boys know, I don't need
anything.
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Ever.
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We couldn't have helped her anyway.
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To avoid prosecution, we made a deal
with Miss Huffman.
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That we'd give up our new strategy.
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Of course, without that going for us,
we're screwed.
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Another small business crushed under the
heel of a well -meaning handyman.
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Guys, wait.
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I didn't mean to crush you under my
heel.
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I was just doing favors for some
friends.
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Like today, I picked up Miss Vivian's
groceries.
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And then I fixed Mr.
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Denim's ladder.
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That's it?
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You seem to be specializing in the
mundane.
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I guess that snake job was just a fluke.
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00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:13,800
Yeah.
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00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:17,860
And if I hear of a job that sounds more
suited for you than me, I'll let you
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know. Come to think of it, Miss Vivian
has rats.
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Does she want them?
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00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,300
No.
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Thanks for the tip.
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Come on, Daryl. Let's get our fives and
the sheet music from Pierre Gant.
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00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,239
Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was just so glad to see that sweater.
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And you.
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Michael, would you like a comb and some
time to yourself?
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I had a few spare moments, so I dashed
right over to see you.
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00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,560
Oh, what a nice, albeit tiny, gesture.
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00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,360
I know you're still mad at me, and you
have every right to be. I had no
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ignoring you and working so long. It was
wrong and dangerous.
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And I'm never going to do it again. I'll
quit the project.
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Really? Really, just forgive me, please.
325
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,480
Well, I don't know if I can forgive you,
but I'll be less mad.
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That's my muffin.
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I've got an idea. Since we haven't seen
each other in a while, let's talk.
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Talk?
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Well, okay, if we don't do it for very
long.
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So how are you, Stephanie, really?
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Still a bit grumpy.
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But it's nothing that dinner and a drive
can't cure.
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00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:49,850
No, I mean, how's your life?
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Michael, I work as a maid for people who
expect me to act like a maid.
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00:20:55,430 --> 00:20:57,030
And? And that's icky.
336
00:21:06,070 --> 00:21:08,190
Look, I'm not much of a chatter.
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00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:13,130
You know that. So why don't we do
something instead, like have fun?
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Could we cuddle a little? Sure.
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00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,210
Beard stubble.
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00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:24,290
Sorry. Didn't you run the electric razor
on the way over?
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00:21:24,610 --> 00:21:26,070
The cigarette lighter isn't working.
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00:21:26,550 --> 00:21:28,590
You have broken stuff in your car?
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00:21:30,410 --> 00:21:31,410
Sorry.
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00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,710
Steph, do you like peanut butter and
jelly?
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Ew.
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00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:42,210
Michael, I don't understand this. Why
are we sitting here doing this boring
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talking stuff?
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00:21:43,630 --> 00:21:44,690
But we never talk.
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00:21:44,910 --> 00:21:46,010
That's not true.
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We discuss where to go for dinner and
how nice I look.
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And whether you look better in navy or
forest. We talk tons.
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00:21:55,290 --> 00:21:58,650
Now let's go. Steph, did you ever want
the professor and Marianne to get
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together?
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00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:01,690
Aren't they other people?
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00:22:04,550 --> 00:22:07,010
Steph, I'm afraid we have a terrible
problem.
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I want it very thick.
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00:22:14,730 --> 00:22:16,650
I have something stuck in my teeth.
358
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:24,570
No, it's a different kind of problem. I
want to date another woman.
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00:22:25,290 --> 00:22:27,770
Oh, that's an easy problem. No, no, no.
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00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,590
Well, either I date her or I keep making
out with her at the office.
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I'm sorry, Steph. I didn't mean for it
to happen. My lips went and I just
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followed.
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Sorry, I just like her so darn much.
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I can't.
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