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Okay, here's how Senor Ouija board
works.
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You ask the spirits a question, and
they'll respond by moving this to yes,
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or it'll spell something out on these
letters.
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And it's at this point I'll be having
fun?
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More fun than splashing badly dressed
pedestrians in the Turbo Z.
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Ooh, they should put that in the box.
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All right, let's communicate with the
hereafter.
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We can talk to any historical figure we
want, like...
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Cleopatra's dead,
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isn't she?
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That's the rumor.
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Well, I'd be interested to know what
kind of makeup she used.
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All right, now we're rolling. Earth to
Cleo.
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Hey, Dick, Joanna, could you give me a
hand here? I need someone to check this
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application.
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The Vermont Family Support League.
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You're applying to be like a big
brother?
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George, that's terrific.
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Well, it's the least I could do for a
kid that needs a buddy. I figure I can
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take him hiking or fishing to a ball
game. Back from a ball game, too.
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Let's take a look.
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Name, George Utley.
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Occupation, head of guest relations.
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Stratford Inns of America.
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You were honored by the Society for Semi
-Aquatic Animals?
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Yeah. You remember last year when they
roasted me down at the Beaver Lodge?
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George, my advice would be to be as
upfront as possible with your answers.
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Yeah, George, you're a terrific guy. You
don't need to exaggerate.
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Oh, I guess it's worth a shot.
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I've got a couple of extra applications
up in my penthouse suite.
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Well, it is on the top floor of the
garage.
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L.
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E.
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Cleopatra used that on her face?
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Phew, hang up on her.
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Well, if history's gonna gross us out,
let's try the future.
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Okay, tell me this, Weege.
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Will my true love be forever faithful?
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No.
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Well, we're obviously experiencing a
slight technical difficulty. Let me try
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rephrasing the question.
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Will my true love ever be unfaithful?
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Yes.
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Michael, I don't like this game. It's
saying bad things about me.
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Well, not to worry, Steph. It's not like
anyone believes this silly stuff.
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Good. I'm going to the kitchen to get us
some drinks. I'll come with you.
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Sunday, I've got a photographer coming
to take a new picture of you for the
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station lobby.
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What's wrong with the old one? It's no
longer accurate, unless you're planning
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on growing a goatee and mouse ears.
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Somebody drew on it?
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Hi, Michael. Oh, Steph, I'm glad you
didn't cancel tonight's date. How many
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times do I have to explain about last
night?
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My curling iron and hot rollers went on
the blink at the same time.
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I couldn't let you see my hair without
its natural curl and bone.
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but you have to admit it's kind of a
coincidence.
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The iron and rollers are right upstairs
if you want to check.
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Steph, I wouldn't demean our
relationship by going upstairs to verify
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story. We can check it out right here
with our friend the Ouija.
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Michael, if you don't put that board
away, you're not going to need it to
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communicate with dead people.
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Away it is and away we go.
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I promise you'll never let a board game
come between us.
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Low bridge. Look out.
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Low gate.
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Down periscope.
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Periscope down.
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Uncle George, sir.
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Dick and Joanna Loudon, this is Mitch
Stevens, and I'm Uncle George.
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Hi, Mitch.
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Hello. Looks like you two had a great
day.
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We did.
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They didn't.
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this whole inn.
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Really? Every wall. And Dick here writes
all sorts of books.
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Wow. You mean like Horton Hears a Who?
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Um, more like Horton Builds a Barbecue.
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And Dick here is the star of his very
own TV show.
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Wow. Well, I'd hardly say star, George.
More like personality.
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Wow. Know what?
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Uh, no.
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Uncle George is going to teach me how to
have...
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Hitting my fingers.
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Well, that's swell.
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And you know what else?
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I don't think so.
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Uncle George is coming over, and we're
going to build a treehouse.
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Well, again, I'd put that in the swell
category.
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It's going to be 12 feet high.
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Great.
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And you know what else?
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You shouldn't talk with your mouth full.
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Mitch, we should let Dick eat. He loves
playing know what.
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Looks like he's a champ at it.
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Mitch, maybe you should wait here. I've
got a lot of messy fish cleaning to do.
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Oh, boy.
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Fish guts.
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Hey, Dick, look what I... Oh, sorry.
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You're in the middle of something.
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No, that's all right.
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Joanna asked me to clip these cents off
coupons, and I accidentally said yes.
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So, what's up?
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I just got the pictures back of my
fishing trip with Mitch. Oh, great.
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Here's Mitch holding his first worm.
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It's a beauty.
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And this is Mitch trying to get the worm
on the hook.
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Uh -huh.
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This is Mitch looking for the worm on
the ground.
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And here he is after he found the worm.
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George, I really ought to get back. I'm
racing the clock on these expiration
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dates.
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Oh, sorry. Just looking at all these
shots of Mitch get carried away. Yeah,
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there's something about a boy and his
worm.
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I'm building Mitch a wigwam out back as
a surprise.
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Could you keep him busy for a minute?
Sure.
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Hi, Mitch.
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Hi, Uncle George.
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Hi, Dick. Know what?
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Mitch, why don't you just tell me?
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Uncle George said we get to go down to
your TV station and see your show.
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Oh, Mitch, I haven't even asked yet.
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We just can't put Dick on the spot here.
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So, Dick, what is it, yes or no?
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Well, you can come to tomorrow's show if
you want to. All right.
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Miss, could you stay in here with Dick
for a minute?
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I'm getting a big surprise ready for
you.
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Okay, Uncle George.
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Uncle George said your pictures are on
the back of your books.
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Tom, I thought it was a mirror.
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Dick, are any of the kids in your books
named Mitch?
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Most of my characters tend to be hand
tools.
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Are any of your tools named Mitch?
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No.
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But I suppose if I ever named one, I
could name it Mitch the Monkey
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Wrench.
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Dick, do you ever have kids named Mitch
on your TV show?
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No.
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Never, never, ever.
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But you could.
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Hey, you know what?
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We could be in a show together.
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I could be Mitch the monkey wrench.
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Great idea, it's just, you know, kind of
been done to death.
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Took a bath and went to bed early. Was
that the straight poop?
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Michael, I'm only willing to talk about
today's show. Fine.
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Well, while preparing today's show last
night, what was Steph doing?
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Michael? All right, Dick, you don't have
to answer me. I'll just walk away, and
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if you don't stop me, I'll know Steph
was telling the truth.
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Wow, I feel much better now.
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You are playing along with me, aren't
you, Dick?
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Hiya, Dick!
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Oh, hi, Mitch. Where's George?
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He's still parking the truck. I couldn't
wait to see you.
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Listen, Mitch, let me make one thing
clear.
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You know, you're lucky to have a friend
like George, because he's one terrific
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guy. Wow!
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This is just like a real Hollywood
studio.
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No, no, it isn't. It's a tiny, low
-budget...
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Hole in the wall station.
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Hi, guys.
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It's just like a real Hollywood studio,
huh?
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Yeah! It's not at all like a Hollywood
studio.
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Three minutes, Mr. Loudon. Thank you.
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Dick, the photographer for the new lobby
portrait. Thank me.
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You want to look over the cue cards, Mr.
Loudon? They're fine.
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Just like being on the set of Lifestyles
of the Rich and Famous.
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Really, it's never like this.
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I mean, this is a quiet, intellectual
show.
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Today's guest is a scientist with the
Department of Agriculture.
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Boring, right?
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Dick, the agriculture guy canceled. A
little radioactive milk, and suddenly he
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doesn't have time for it.
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So, meet today's guest, the amazing
Duane.
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You booked a magician?
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Nice to meet you, Mr. Loudon. I say,
nice to meet you, Mr. Loudon.
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Oh, I see what the problem is. You have
an egg in your ear.
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I think we've got our opening, Dick.
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Try to remember how you reacted.
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It was cute.
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Pretty neat, huh, Mitch?
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Yeah. You know what, George?
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Dick said he's going to write a whole
book about me.
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He did?
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What? Yeah.
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And you know what else?
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It's going to be a TV show, too.
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Mitch the monkey wrench and Dick the
drill.
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We're going to fight crime and fly.
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What?
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George, I never said anything about a
television show.
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But it could happen.
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Fifteen seconds, Mr. Loudon. Clear the
stage, please.
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Well, well.
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Looks like you and Mitch have quite a
lot planned together, Uncle Dick.
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George, can we talk about this after the
show?
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Oh, I don't know. You and Mitch might be
too busy fighting crime and flying,
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Uncle Dick.
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Five seconds. You Hollywood types don't
care who you step on, do you, Uncle
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Dick?
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Why hasn't George come down yet? I
was...
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Hoping to talk to him.
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Not yet, and I don't know why you didn't
talk to him after the show yesterday.
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Honey, the amazing Dwayne had me jammed
in a box full of swords.
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It wasn't like I could make any sudden
movements.
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Is that the cinnamon hot crosses?
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Yeah, and they should be just about
ready to come out of the oven.
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Steph, have you got a minute for a
couple of quick follow -up questions?
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I keep telling you I was home all night.
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Stupid, stupid spirits.
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I wish they'd just drop dead.
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Fingers.
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All right.
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Listen up, you stiffs.
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Will I be unfaithful to Michael?
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No. Case closed.
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I don't get it, Steph. Every time I
ask...
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Will my true love ever be unfaithful?
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Yes.
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It doesn't figure.
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The only way both answers could be right
is if you weren't my true... Well, this
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thing's obviously defective.
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tease that you're not going to believe
some piece of plywood, are you?
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In fact, I think Ouija is Latin for
silly.
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Let me get these babies out of their
misery.
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Well, leave a few.
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I think the smell might lure George out
of his room.
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Good. Then we can talk. I mean, two
adults should be able to straighten this
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out.
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Mmm.
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Cinnamon hot crosses.
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George, about this business with... Gee,
I didn't steal anything you cared
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dearly about, did I, Uncle Dick?
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Maybe it would be better if you talked
to Mitch.
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Yeah. At least I could count on him not
to act childish.
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And take all my buns!
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Hi, Uncle Dick.
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Oh, hi, Mitch. I'm glad you could make
it.
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I want to talk to you about Uncle
George.
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I just saw him outside.
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Why don't you have a seat?
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Oh, boy!
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In need of you. Just like on your TV
show.
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Here, pretend this is a microphone.
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I know you think you're real fond of me.
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I mean, to you, I must seem glamorous,
exciting, almost godlike.
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I don't think you like me for me.
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I think you like me for what I do.
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My being a talk show host and a writer
must seem glamorous to you, but in
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reality, it's nothing more than glitz.
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Glitz?
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Glitz is like... I can't hear you!
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Glitz is like Mr.
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T's jewelry. Mr.
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T? Mr.
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T wears a lot of gold and silver, but
underneath all that glitter, he's just
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your average... Mr.
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T may not be the best example, but...
You get my point.
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isn't going to be any show, and I don't
know Mr.
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T. I'm just a regular guy who wanders
down to a tiny, dingy
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TV studio and does a pathetic, low
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-budget show that doesn't even draw as
much an audience as
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Sewing with Susie.
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write those adventure books?
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They're how -to books.
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No one reads them. They just refer to
them and
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spill paint on them and
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varnish.
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Nobody cares who even writes them.
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Mickey's hand is on the three.
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I'd like to stay on top of you, Dick,
but I really wanted to get into some
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riding. See you around.
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So how'd it go?
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Honey?
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I'm nothing.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi, Mitch.
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What you doing?
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a boring picture on the stupid wall.
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Really? Can I watch?
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Wouldn't you have a better time with
Dick?
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Well, he's a nice guy and everything.
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But when you get right down to it, he's
mostly a glitch.
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Oh.
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George, you were going to show me how to
hammer a nail without hitting my
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fingers.
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Well, you've come to the right place.
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Take careful aim. Hold the nail steady.
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Keep your eye on the head.
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You know what, Uncle George?
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What?
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I'm glad you're my big brother.
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Steak, Mrs. Zimmer.
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I must be looking for another TV.
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It was nice talking with you.
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And I'm sorry I called you a hussy.
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I know you're not speaking to me, but
can I use the phone? My car just broke
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down. I'm sorry, Michael. This phone is
only for guests of the inn and people
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who are faithful to me.
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Please, Steph. The Turbo Z is stalled at
an intersection. She could get smashed.
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I don't know how she broke down like
that.
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You've always been so reliable.
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Like a true and faithful...
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There'd be no contest.
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