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Hi, Dick.
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Happy? Need anything for the office?
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How about a lock for my door?
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No, I mean it, really. Anything,
anything.
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Well, how about the pencil sharpener you
promised me for the last six months?
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I'm sorry, Dick. Those are just
impossible to get.
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I'll tell you what. I'll give you one of
mine.
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You have more than one?
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Well, not anymore.
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But hey, no sacrifice is too great.
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Oh, by the by.
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The station manager and I were just
having a little chat about my future.
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I was wondering if you could poke that
sincere head in and say a kind word or
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two about your biggest fan.
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Ah, so that's what this is all about.
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Dick, you wouldn't deny me one little
plug after all I've done for you. No, I
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really cherish these last two minutes.
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Okay.
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Look who's here. Well, hi, Dick. It's
good to see you.
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Um, can you excuse me for a minute?
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Ed, I'm watching the news. Dwight's got
spinach stuck in his teeth again.
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Well, when we go to commercial, toss him
some dental floss.
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So, Dick, Michael's been telling me
you're very happy.
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Yeah, things are going great.
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Don't be modest, Dick. Tell her all I've
done for you.
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He's done a lot.
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Please, Dick, you're embarrassing me.
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I see. So, in your opinion, Michael
deserves a hot tub in his office.
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A hot tub?
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You know, Dick, to relieve tension
during those late night...
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brainstorming sessions.
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I have no opinion on this.
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But you do agree with Michael's other
demands. A full -time assistant, a paid
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trip to New York each month, a
cappuccino machine.
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I'm sorry. I had no idea I was going to
be used as a pawn in somebody's contract
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negotiations. Well, Michael, it seems
Dick finds your demands as outrageous as
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do. I'm afraid I'm going to have to say
no.
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To all of them?
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What is this, public television?
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I'm going to leave now. I'm with you,
Dick. You hear that, Bev? Either I get
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what I want or Dick and I walk.
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What? Michael, you're dragging Dick into
this against his will. I find that
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incredibly slimy.
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I don't think I want to renew your
contract at any price.
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Come again?
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Listen, Bev, I was going to insist you
use that hot tub, too.
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Goodbye, Michael. As far as New York
goes, I can live with my little town
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Goodbye, Michael.
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Bev, your side of the negotiation is
starting to sound a bit one -noted.
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Okay.
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Well, actually, I'm glad it happened
this way. You just try to replace me.
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town isn't exactly crawling with
wunderkins.
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This is my brother, Daryl, and this is
my other brother, Daryl.
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What can I do for you, fellas?
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We was wondering if you'd hang one of
our promotional flyers here at the inn.
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We're trying to give our cafe business a
kick in the get -along.
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This Thursday is blood type O night.
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Oh, Larry.
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Read on. It gets better.
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To all folks with the aforementioned
flu... and fluid coursing through their
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veins. Free beverage with your meal.
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Larry, I really don't think this is
going to attract many people.
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Well, Daryl did a lot of research, and
type O is the most popular blood.
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Hi, guys.
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Afternoon, Miss Tiffany.
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Would you do us the pleasure of dragging
your lovely bones over to our cafe this
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Thursday?
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This is the last time I let you mount an
advertising blitz.
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Hi, honey. Hi, guys.
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Michael! Steph.
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Oh, my God.
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Something terrible has happened to your
income.
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That's my extrasensory sweetie.
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Actually, we've hit a small snag in my
contract negotiations.
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He was fired.
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What? It was a fluke, Steph. I was
practically floating in my hot tub when
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torpedoed me.
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I had nothing to do with it. You were
trying to use trickery and deceit to get
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what you wanted. And you wouldn't help
him.
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If you're looking for employment, it's
become apparent to us that we're in dire
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need of a media consultant.
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Well, guys, I'm honored.
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But unfortunately, I'm strictly a
broadcast animal.
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Well, if you change your mind, we're
confident you can make the crossover to
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print medium.
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I'm thinking this all rather lightly.
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Well, it's easy when you have one of
these. The resume that no one says no
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You list William F. Buckley as a
reference?
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He spoke at a seminar I attended. We hit
it off.
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Really? As far as I could tell from the
row I was sitting in.
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Sounds like you've got a buddy.
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One look at this, I'll be snatched up by
a network so fast I'll get whiplash.
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Oh.
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Michael, what's this? You had absolutely
nothing to do with Ghostbusters.
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Come on, Dick. It's not like they check
on these things.
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Hi, Dick.
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I may have found a new producer for your
show.
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How would you like the job?
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To me, it sounds pretty complicated.
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Michael did it.
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Well, that's true.
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Besides, this way you'd have complete
control over your own show.
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Oh, I could finally get intelligent,
thought -provoking guests.
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Well, check with me before you actually
book anybody.
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Now, I've asked your production crew to
stop by so you can go over what you'll
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need for this week's show.
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Dick, you know Len, your production
manager.
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Bud, your prop man.
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And Ernie, your gopher.
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Guys. Dick's your boss from now on.
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Boy, is she hot.
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Yeah, well, why don't we get started?
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What happened to Michael?
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He decided to move on to other horizons.
Got canned over the hot tub, huh?
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For this week, I pulled off a real coup.
I have Henry Jensen, the landscape
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photographer.
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So, anyway, I'll need an easel to
display his photos.
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You know, for photographs, I'd recommend
an easel.
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That could work.
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Do you want me to buy one or make one in
the shop?
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Make one.
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Make one.
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Okay.
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Is something wrong? No, nothing. Just
that it'll cost about three times as
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as buying one.
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Oh, well, then buy one.
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Fill out a purchase order.
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And I'll need a pointer, too.
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You know, you could use a pointer to go
with that easel.
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Good idea.
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Either buy it or make it.
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Buy it.
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Okay.
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It was.
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Nothing. It's just that we could make a
pointer in the shop for next to nothing.
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It'd be a lot less paperwork.
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Oh, okay. Then make it.
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Not a lot less.
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No, I, um...
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I want the punter to be about... Hey,
Dick, Dick.
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Don't worry.
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I know exactly what you want.
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Look, I've been in this business 30
years. Tell him.
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I know what I'm doing.
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I'm sure you do.
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What about transportation for this photo
guy?
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Well, he lives right near me, so I can
bring him here myself. Okay. What?
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Nothing just might cost the
transportation guy his job, that's all.
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Oh, Ernie's our transportation guy.
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Just fill out the work order.
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Fine.
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I'll have to borrow your car.
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I totaled mine last week.
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Don't worry. I've learned not to let
people goad me into racing.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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Guess what? The station manager has
decided to let me produce my own show.
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That sounds complicated.
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Not really.
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Hi, all.
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Oh, hi, Michael. How are you? Michael,
you haven't called me in three days.
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I'm sorry, Cupcake, but I've been
swamped with job offers. I'm trying to
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the one that'll be the least work.
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And still bloat my wallet to your
satisfaction.
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Oh, your excuse.
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So is Bev still pulling out her
prematurely graying hair, trying to
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Actually, she found someone.
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Really? So fast.
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That's terrific.
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Looks like everything worked out for the
best.
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Michael, long time no see. How's it
going?
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Gee, I didn't mean to hit him so hard.
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Michael, I'm sure that something
horrible must be eating you up inside,
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you're making the rest of us
uncomfortable.
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I hope I didn't ruin the sweater.
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Oh, if it couldn't take tears, I would
have handed you over to Joanna.
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Now tell us what's wrong.
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I'm sorry about the waterworks,
everyone.
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I've, uh... I've hit the skids.
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I'm totally out of money.
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My landlord padlocked my apartment.
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All my bills are past due.
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I peeled out in my Turbo Z, one step
ahead of the repossessor.
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But, Michael, you lost your job three
days ago. Where did all the money...
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Financial fast lane, Dick.
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The reality of it didn't hit me until
today. There in the hardware store,
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they... They took away my gold card.
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No!
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I never saw one cut in half with an axe
before.
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Michael, I'm sure you'll get a job soon.
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Remember the resume that no one can say
no to.
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They said it.
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47 times. 47 polite replies telling me
I'm fly spit.
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Michael, I know what you must be going
through.
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You do? You've been out of work?
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Nope. Started here when I was 15.
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Been here ever since.
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It's a good feeling.
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George, don't you have some work to do?
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Always.
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They finally get to replace me.
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What career -grabbing vulture is
drooling over my desk while my body's
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warm?
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That would be me.
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You? Somebody wiped the footprints off
my back.
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Michael, you could call Bev.
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What's the point? She realized she
doesn't need me.
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No one does.
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Well, I better shove off.
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If you have a cardboard box, I could use
some shelter tonight.
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you're going through.
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And until it's over, you can live here.
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Well, we could give him room seven.
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I won't be any bother.
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I don't even need any blankets. You can
just cover me with rejection letters.
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Hi, Dick.
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Those photos from that camera guy.
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And here's your car keys.
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Oh, these are great.
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What's this picture of my car?
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Oh, sorry. That's for the insurance
adjuster.
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Oh, no. It's not a big dent.
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The station's going to take care of it.
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I could drive it over to the repair shop
right now. No.
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I'll drive it myself.
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Okay, but be careful.
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It tends to go in circles.
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When the kid smashed up your car, you'll
have to fill out this insurance claim
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for me.
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Hi, Dick. I just wanted to get your
approval on this pointer.
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Besides being too long, it's not round
and it doesn't have a point. So it's
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okay?
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Forget it. I'll take it home and have my
handyman cut it. Okay.
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I really don't need a pointer.
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Canceling a prop order.
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What about the easel?
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The easel? The easel!
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Gee, I was so busy getting the pointer
right, I forgot all about it.
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That is the most... Oh, Dick, I'm sorry.
I want a break.
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Here's a form if you want to complain
about Bud.
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I've had forms up to here. I have a love
for a pointer and I have a car that
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goes clockwise.
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Something has got to be done.
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Monday's Bud's birthday. We're all
chipping in ten dollars.
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What are you doing up so early?
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I had another nightmare.
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It was a two -headed creature that
looked like Dick and Bev.
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Michael, that's what you get when you
make a whole dinner out of aerosol
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Michael, I've got a lot of work to do in
the garage.
249
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Do you want to come watch me hammer?
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Thanks, George, but I think I watched
long enough yesterday to last a while.
251
00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:26,079
I'll just go sit out on the porch and
wave at cars.
252
00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:28,510
Can't compete with that.
253
00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:41,690
Stephanie!
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00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,690
I never see you anymore. Are you
avoiding me?
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00:17:47,010 --> 00:17:49,750
Oh, Michael, how could you even think
that?
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I'm sorry.
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Give us a hug.
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No.
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I can't tell, Steph. All I can do is set
daily goals for myself and try to meet
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them.
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I better get out and start waving.
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Michael, I want you to come with me to
the station and demand your job back.
263
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No, Dick, it's better this way. I got
what I deserve.
264
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Bev fired me because I was slime.
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I used people.
266
00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:31,140
Well, yeah.
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00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:35,960
You were good at it. At what? Selling
out for ratings?
268
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,140
Pandering to whatever was base and vile
in the audience?
269
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:40,920
Well, yeah.
270
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:45,980
Save the cheerleading, Dick. The world's
better off with me out of work.
271
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,140
Well, aren't you going to argue with
him?
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Honey, I can't. From slime on, he was
right.
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00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:58,420
Stephanie, maybe you can get him to go
with Dick. He might be able to get his
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job back.
275
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,500
I'm nothing. I'm a lamp without a bulb.
276
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:35,640
I'm baked beans without that little
glob.
277
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,020
I don't know what you call it.
278
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:41,280
It's supposed to be salt pork. God only
knows what it really is.
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00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,720
Wait a minute. I'm more like that.
280
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,920
Michael, you are not a pork glob.
281
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,560
You have talent.
282
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You can seem sincere when you're not.
You can switch opinions.
283
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:22,730
Have I got a surprise for you.
284
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Look who's here.
285
00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:27,410
You?
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Michael? Hello, Miss Dutton.
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He, uh, he can't stay long.
288
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This man is in demand.
289
00:20:43,190 --> 00:20:45,250
Michael, uh, tell her, tell her what
you've been up to.
290
00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:47,990
Well, you know, I kind of just bought
chips.
291
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:54,620
What he's trying to say is he's
considering a ton of other positions.
292
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:55,960
Is one of them upright?
293
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,900
Can we go home now? I'm missing my
soaps.
294
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,600
Bev, can't you take him back? He's a
good producer.
295
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:05,960
I'm sorry, Dick.
296
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:12,820
Well, I'm sorry, too. If I don't get him
back, then I'm walking.
297
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,080
No, you're not.
298
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,940
Oh, yeah? Just watch me. This is me
leaving.
299
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,820
Dick! He's a jerk.
300
00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:25,860
I know that, but I need him.
301
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,220
You mean that, Dick?
302
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,480
Darn right I do.
303
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,900
Somebody needs me?
304
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:37,120
Well, if you feel that strongly about
it, I guess I can reconsider.
305
00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:39,420
Thanks. You're welcome.
306
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,100
A moment to tell guys and gals.
307
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:46,280
Let's not toss the confetti before the
parade.
308
00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:49,080
What about my demands?
309
00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:57,230
What? I'll take you back at your old
salary. No frills, no perks.
310
00:21:57,490 --> 00:21:59,750
I'll come back for a 10 % increase.
311
00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:03,470
Five. And you're not worth it. Bev, read
my lips.
312
00:22:07,070 --> 00:22:10,530
There's no more money in the budget.
What do you want me to do, take it out
313
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:11,469
Dick's salary?
314
00:22:11,470 --> 00:22:12,890
Well, no way.
315
00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:15,670
Come in.
316
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,680
Here you are, Dick. I found you a real
nice easel.
317
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,660
It has two legs. It'll fall over.
318
00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:25,140
Great. So it's okay.
319
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,860
Okay, take it out of my sight.
320
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,500
All right.
321
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,520
The wunderkind is back.
322
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:39,280
Thanks, Dick. I won't forget you for
this. You're crazy. You know that.
323
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,720
Look, it'll be worth it just to have
them bail me out of all that paperwork.
324
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,160
What paperwork? I always have Len fill
it out.
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00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:28,340
Meow.
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