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Aw, baby.

You're so... Ooh,

you are so romantic.

You're so freaky.

And, uh, I love you too, boo -boo bear.

Calm down, girl. All I said was hey.

Oh, I'm talking to Q.

Right on schedule.

All right, I'll see you soon. Bye -bye.

How is 976Q?

Oh, fantastic. He's coming here for Thanksgiving.

Dang, Niecy, I barely have time to get ready. I got to get my hair done, find a

new outfit, clean up my room. Tell your daddy you're engaged, get in a big

argument, visit Q in the hospital.

Hey, do you mind if I sit down?

You know, actually, I came here to be alone.

You picked the right place.

I know that you're mad at me for not telling you that Q and I are engaged,

didn't know how.

Well, you told me.

Now, thank you, okay? Goodbye.

Look, I know I hurt you. Whoa, what was your first clue?

Well, you hurt me, too.

Are you still talking about that little kiss between me and Nisi?

Hakeem, it was not a little kiss.

Mo, you didn't even give me a chance to explain.

Mo, look, it's not like I planned or even saw it coming, Mo. I was upset.

Mo. Hakeem.

Hakeem, can we please talk about this later?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Yeah, it's all about you, right?

No, it is not, Hakeem. I really want to straighten things out with you.

Can I call you tonight?

I'm going to call you.

Hey, Hakeem.

Oh, Mo, I'm sorry I'm late.

No problem, Daddy. Thank you for meeting me for lunch. Oh, well, you can invite

me to lunch anytime, especially when you're treating.

Well, then order anything you want, because it's going on your credit card.

Daddy, are we doing anything special for Thanksgiving?

Yeah, well, it's going to be a little different with Dee down in Jamaica, but

was hoping that the rest of us could spend some time together as a family.

Good. Well, can I invite a friend over to dinner?

Special, special friend.

Mo, you got yourself a boyfriend, huh?

Yeah, well, I'd be glad to meet him.

Well, Daddy, actually, you already have.

It's Quentin.

Quentin?

Cute?

Mo, I thought he was history.

More like the future.

We're engaged.

I'm sorry, baby. I didn't hear you. What did you say?

You and I are getting married.

Oh, no, you're not.

Daddy, calm down. No, no, no, Mo. I'm going to lose my mind, just like you.

Excuse me, lady. Would you like to get married?

What about you? You want to get married? Right now. Right now.

You're not making this any easier. I'm not trying to, Mo.

All right.

You invite Quentin to dinner.

That way I can tell you both why you're not getting married.

Yo, yo.

What's up, little man? I brought you a little something.

Oh, cool.

Can I keep it?

You can keep dreaming. All I brought for you is this piece.

I hope you like mushrooms.

Who cares what he likes? We got a movie to watch up in my room.

Yeah, booty call.

Hey, well, we don't have no pizza. Hey, do you want the pizza or not?

This pizza's cold.

Then heat it up.

That's what I'm about to do.

Cynthia, you know you're my one and only.

Raynell doesn't mean anything to me.

Nothing, nada, zero.

Raynell?

Uh, what are you doing on the line?

You got me on three -way?

Man, that's messed up.

Man, I quit you.

Nah, both of y 'all.

Miles? What are you burning? Bridges.

Is there something in the oven?

Oh, my piece.

Oh, Miles, what you... Miles!

Fire!

Who's that?

Stop, drop, and roll.

Evacuate! Evacuate! No, no, no, no, it's okay. Calm down. Don't panic. There's

no fire. Wait a minute.

What are you doing in my robe?

She got it from your room.

You know, the one with the king -sized bed and the fireplace.

Yo, take the breaks, Christine.

No, wait a minute.

You had a girl upstairs in my room?

What were you thinking?

Come on, Dad.

Even I know what he was thinking.

Shut up, Pyro.

Uncle Frank, I can explain.

And you're going to have a lot of explaining to do.

Excuse me, young lady, but you're going to have to leave.

Okay. Here's your robe back.

No, no, wait a minute.

Hello. Oh, now that's no way to say hello to your wife on our anniversary.

Oh, I'm sorry, baby.

Oh, it's just been one of those kind of days.

Happy anniversary, Dee. I miss you. Oh, happy anniversary, honey.

I miss you, too.

So, how are you? What's going on?

Well, let's see.

Dorian had a girl live in our room.

Miles tried to burn down the house with a pizza. And, oh, yeah, you'll love this

one. Mo's engaged to Q.

Oh, now, how'd that happen? I don't know. I didn't stick around for the

I'm telling you, these kids are going to try and make me run away from home.

Well, Frank, they're not exactly the Cosby kids.

But you know, if there's one person that can handle them, that'd be you.

Oh, well, thanks a lot, baby.

I just wish you were here to handle them with me.

I love you, honey.

I love you too, baby.

Bye -bye.

No, we are definitely not the Cosbys.

That's what I'm talking about.

Happy anniversary, Cliff.

Happy anniversary to you.

Hi, Dad.

Well, if it isn't mine, you won't be seeing much of me because I'm in college

now, daughter.

Sorry, babe.

So what brings you by home, babe? And why does your friend look like he's

in? Daddy, this is Dwayne Wayne.

How do you do?

How do you do, sir?

Sir, sir.

You know, it's not often that a young man uses the words, sir, unless he's

something wrong. So what have you done?

Hey, we're going to Hillman together.

He was coming into town this weekend, so I bummed a ride home. Well, speaking of

bums, what are you wearing?

Hey, I'm always dressed like this. Well, next time, why don't you get dressed

with the lights on?

I'm going to go say hello to everybody.

All right, then.

Well, why don't you have a seat there, Mr. Wayne.

Son, why don't you just sit down? Oh, yeah. Thank you, sir.

So, my daughter tells me that you two are good friends.

Well, how good?

Oh, really good. Oh, is that right?

Well, tell you what, why don't you help me here? Now, I'm interested in knowing,

how close are you? What are you, this close?

No, no, no.

Closer. Oh, this close?

Almost.

This close?

Oh, no, no, no.

Not that close. Denise is like a sister.

Oh, well, that's good. That's good.

Apple? So, thanks.

You know what? I'm going to be leaving now. Yeah.

Tell Denise that I said goodbye.

Well, goodbye, son.

Oh, the apple trick never failed.

Hi, Vanessa.

Hey, Denise.

Hey, Vanessa, isn't that my vest?

Oh, well, it used to be, but you moved away and I inherited it. So, tell me

about the boys in human. Are they cute?

I don't know.

What do you mean you don't know?

I mean, aren't they all around you? Aren't you female?

Don't you have eyes?

Well, actually, I've been concentrating on this file.

He's pretty cute.

Really? It's serious.

Yeah. Don't tell anyone, but we're secretly engaged.

daughter sit on a potato?

Dad, Denise is engaged and he's really cute.

Vanessa! Oh, did you say secretly?

Vanessa, do you think you can find something that would take you out of the

kitchen right now?

Yes, I can.

Sorry, Denise.

So you're engaged, huh?

What is it, that funny looking boy with the broken glasses who just left here?

No, Daddy, I'm in love with a musician.

So what you're saying is he doesn't have a job?

He works. Where? In his living room.

He works on his music all the time. No, no, no, no. See, Denise, that is not

working. That is a hobby.

Now, what is the two of you going to do for money?

Money? Yeah, you know, the funny -looking green stuff that you call and

for every month.

Daddy, you know, money isn't an issue. We have love.

The universe provides.

What universe are you from?

Okay, I know that we'll need money, but we'll make it. Yeah, well, you're going

to have to make it, baby, because you sure can't buy it.

Honey, he's an artist. We won't need much.

Well, tell me this. How much is not much?

I don't know.

Look, look, look, Denise.

Well, does $2 ,000 a month sound about right?

Oh, sure. Then we'll have something left over to save the wells.

All right.

Well, come on, now. Let's sit down, and we're going to work this out. See,

because I'm going to give you $2 ,000. Now, watch this. See, there it is, right

there. And that's $2 ,000, right there. Ooh, Daniel, where'd you get all this

money? Well, I'm rich, and you'd be, too, if you hadn't left the show.

Well, this is a start.

Not so fast, young lady, because the universe is not finished with you yet,

All right, now.

You and your musician can't live here, so you're going to have to move.

Where do you want to live?

Somewhere downtown.

Maybe a loft near the clubs and the galleries.

On your budget, you can't even afford a park bench in Manhattan.

Now, you try a basement in Brooklyn, but that's going to cost you $1 ,300.

Well, we have $700 left. We can make it on that. Aha!

But what about heat and then electricity and don't forget dining out?

No, Uncle.

No, no, no. I've had your cooking.

that no no no see baby when you say i do we don't that's

right welcome to the universe you know daddy maybe we need to rethink this

marriage you know that's a good idea why don't you take about five to ten years

to just think about it i will not get married right now i'll wait until i move

to africa then i'll marry a naval officer with a daughter and then i can

back in with you

Well, I guess it's time for one of the old victory hoagies.

Time to get the hoagie together. That's the thing. The perfect hoagie to

be doing.

Let's just have a seat.

Nobody's here, just you and me, Mr. Hoagie.

What are you doing?

I'm trying to take a bite out of this sandwich before you start telling me

my artery.

Now, you know that's not good for you. Look at all that meat, cheese, and mayo.

You might as well just eat a stick of butter.

Oh, do we have butter?

No, no, look, I just thought that I deserved a sandwich after I helped

solve all of her problems.

But we still need to talk about Theo and that girl he had up in our room. Well,

according to Theo, not much really happened. And, you know, besides, he's a

young man. That's what they do.

So, you're saying...

That boys will be boys. Is that what you're saying, Cliff?

I'll say anything you want as long as you let me just eat this sandwich.

I don't even think about it.

Oh, look, Claire, all I'm saying is, you know, Theo's a young man.

Boys sneak girls into their rooms.

It's a law of nature.

I had a girl in my room when I was his age.

And what girl did you have in your room, Cliff? Well, what difference does it

make? I was 18.

We were dating when you were 18, Cliff, and I never went up to your room.

Did I say I was 18?

What that meant was I was 13.

What was her name, Cliff?

You know what? I'm going to go talk to Theo, because that boy, he needs to be

talked to. No, no, no, wait a minute, Claire. Why?

Because you had Eunice Green up in your room.

Well, then you already knew.

Everybody knew, and I'm still mad about it.

Theo! Theo!

Come on, boy, get down here.

See, Rudy, why are you here?

I thought I called the other one.

Oh, you did.

I was just about to go to the kitchen to get something to eat.

Yeah, yeah, well, be careful when you get in there, see, because your mother's

stealing food from people.

Okay, I'll watch out. All right, then, all right.

Hey, Dad, you wanted to talk to me? No, boy, your mother wants me to kill you.

Now, have a seat.

Now, look, now, look, Theo, see, see, your mother and I want you to understand

that we're not happy with the situation. You found my report card. Look, I

didn't fail English on purpose.

Well, it appears I'm going to have to kill you twice.

No, no, no, boy, sit down. See, see, because what I'm talking about is the

in our room. See, see, not a good idea.

But all the other rooms were full.

You don't get it, do you?

Dad, I planned for her to be gone by the time you and Mom got home. Yeah, but

did it occur to you that she had a plan, too?

Yeah, she wants to get with me. Wrong, wrong. See, see, that's what I'm trying

to tell you. Now listen to me. See, see, a woman's goal is to get into your

room. Well, what's wrong with that?

Don't you know that once they get in there, they never leave?

See, they wear your...

And then if you ain't careful, they'll eat your sandwich.

Let me tell you something.

See, your mother, she worked her way into my room, and now, five kids later,

we're sitting here.

I get your point, Dad. Next time, we'll go to her house. No, no, no.

Dad, Theo. Yes, Rudy?

I'm about to burn up some pizza. You guys want any? No, no, no, but thank

son. See, I... Rudy!

I'm the one that's gonna need the doctor.

But before we go, Claire, I got a very special gift for you.

Honey? Do you have a moment?

Yeah, yeah, Mo.

In fact, I'm ready for us to have a serious conversation about your

Good. But before we do that, Dorian, Miles, and I have a surprise for you.

Oh, are you going to sing me a song?

Never mind. Okay.

Surprise!

Happy anniversary, honey.

Oh, happy anniversary.

315.

Isn't this wonderful?

I'm having a great day.

Daddy, does this mean that you're okay with me marrying you?

You ruined it.

There goes my fantasy.

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Lizzie McGuire, today at 5 .30 Eastern.