All language subtitles for Moesha s05e13 Lets Talk About Sex

Can I see the weather section?

Sorry, Miles. There's no chance of
Lucille's wedding being canceled.

The weekend forecast reads sunny and
mild.

Forget it, Miles.

This time tomorrow, we'll be wearing
powder blue suits, listening to your

godmother say, I do for the fourth time.

Ben, don't forget about that jockey.

Oh, yeah.

The Kentucky Derby lasted longer than
that, Mary.

Hey, Dorian, please go with me. That way
I'll have somebody to share my pain

with. Sorry, kid.

D -money and weddings don't mix.

But if you see any cute bridesmaids, hit
me on the head.

Mo, no way, Miles. I'm spending the
weekend on campus with Niecy. Sorry.

Hakeem? Sorry, little man, but look, if
I'm going to transfer to Cal U, I got to

hit the books. Tell your godmother I'll
catch her next week.

Stay around, Hakeem.

Bye, Hakeem.

Hey, Hakeem. Hey, Hakeem. Hey,
everybody.

Where's Dee?

What's wrong, Adele? These bridesmaid
dresses.

Oh, Adele. How bad can they be?

Your bridesmaid's dress is here. And I
hope you haven't eaten.

Oh, Wendell, don't be so dramatic.

Maybe to look better on. Yeah, on fire.

This is unacceptable.

Y 'all can't go out like that.

You know, I said we boycott. Who's with
me? Sit down, son.

I realize the only reason I feel at
peace is me.

All the friends always on my mind.

You wanna be down, come on.

Gotta do what I gotta do.

Gotta move on.

I wanna be down, come on.

Alicia.

Hey, now, Moe, this weekend is gonna be
the bomb.

another book until Monday. Oh, me
either, girl, unless it's my phone book.

right. Amy, check this out.

I'm rocking this at the cute party
tonight.

Ooh. Wait, wait, wait. The cute party? I
thought you said we were going to the

gym at the dental school.

No, girl, they always trying to floss.

Go ahead. We can go to that party, too.
Cool.

Uh, Mo?

Yeah? I almost forgot.

Piper's key.

For me? Mm -hmm.

Thank you, niece.

So relax and make yourself comfortable
because my home is your home. Okay. All

right.

Hey, Mo.

Not that comfortable. That's my bed.

Oh.

You made something for me, Shanice?
Yeah, my specialty, cheese and crackers.

So glad you invited me over here today.

Please. You know you followed me home.

What are you doing?

I was checking to see if you had wings.

Because you're my angel.

Slow down.

We've got plenty of time.

Oh, my God. It's my dad.

Let's pick this up tomorrow at my place.

Okay. Call me later.

It has been a long night. I'm getting
kind of

tired.

I'm still doing the running, man.

Maybe a shot of Geritol.

Yeah, why don't you have this patch over
there and give me a drip.

No problem.

Finally took him loose, huh?

Tell you something, brothers, just don't
know when to leave. You know what I'm

saying?

Please tell me that you're different.

I'm different?

You'll be different over there.

But if I go over there, then we wouldn't
be able to... Oh.

I want to just be over there chilling
with my boys.

So... Cool.

So, uh, so you go to Cal U? Mm -hmm.

Okay, you live on campus?

Yep, Bradley Hall. How about you? I
commute.

Uh -oh.

So you have a cover. Oh, yeah.

Alexis.

But... What a pinto body.

You know something?

You're the prettiest girl I've danced
with all night.

Oh, stop.

You're just saying that because it's
true. Oh, it is? Mm -hmm.

Thank you. What took you so long?

Man, every guy at the counter is trying
to jib at some girl, man.

Let's get Mr. Tight Jeans over here.
Look out.

Trying to get at that girl.

I bet he's spitting some weed game, too.

I know. I'm probably talking about your
old baby. Do you believe in love at

first sight, or do I have to walk by
again?

Now he's like, hey, where you going? Oh,
my God, look at this. Oh, yeah, you

know he's got a corny line. He's
probably like, baby, if I could

alphabet, I'll put you and I together.

Um, Moe, that's not corny.

No, it's not. And besides, women got
some weak lines, too. Yeah, you're

Yeah, like I'm warning you, I got mace.

Let's get out of here, man.

Some girl just tried to mace me.

That's what I'm talking about. That's my
ride home moment. All right. Come on,

man. All right. Bye.

And you smell good, too. Look, what you
wearing?

Secret pleasure.

Okay, well, you know what?

I can't keep a secret.

You look crazy.

Girl, my feet are killing me. You ready
to go yet?

Hey, can you excuse me for just one
minute? Yeah.

Be right here. All right. Don't move
now. All right.

You joking, right? No, girl. I've had a
long night.

No, I just made a love connection.

Yeah, so you got Piper's key. Why don't
you just go back to the door?

All right. You sure you're going to be
okay?

Oh, I'm positive.

All right.

All right.

Niecy?

Hey, Niecy!

Niecy, let me get in there before you
take your shower.

Niecy.

Well,

uh, good morning, sunshine.

Who are you?

No, who are you?

I'm asking the questions around here.
Where is Niecy? Niecy?

What's the need for me? Oh, that's it.
I'll call the security. Yeah, wait,

Hold on now. Hold on.

Okay? I met your roommate at the
pendulum last night. We got to talking.

a little late, and she said I could stay
over. Now, you have a problem with

that?

Uh... No.

No, I just have a problem with this.

Oh.

You want the towel back. No, no, no, no,
no. You keep... Keep... the towel.

Just tell me where Niecy is. That's it.
Listen, pretty baby, I don't know, okay?

I woke up, Niecy was gone, so I decided
to take a shower, then I was gonna

leave. But now, I just might have to
change my plan.

Oh, no, I think you just better get on
out.

Ooh, touchy -touchy. Now, I like a
sister with a little attitude.

Oh, and you're about to love this
because I'm about to go off. What you

do?

Hey, ma. Oh, hey, baby.

Well, I see you've met Tate.

Anybody want a muffin or a bagel?

I want an explanation.

Okay. Well, muffins are the sweet,
fluffy ones. And bagels look more like

donuts.

Lisa.

Why is there a half -naked man in this
room?

Offered to take off the towel.

You are so crazy.

Well, isn't he funny? No, he's not
funny.

And neither is this situation.

Well,

uh, look, uh, Niecy, I can see that you
ladies have something to discuss, so I'm

gonna get back in the shower. All right.
All right? Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Have you lost your mind?

Well, why are you tripping? I mean, he
goes to school here.

Yeah. The unibarber went to school
somewhere, too, Niecy.

What is the big deal?

I mean, it's a co -ed dorm. Guys walk
down the hall in towels all the time.

Do they all sleep here?

No, but Tate did.

And look, no one got blown up.

All right, Niecy, look, it's very, very
obvious that you like this guy.

But I think that there's something that
you should know.

While you were out, Tate hit on me.

And what makes you think that he hit on
you?

Niecy, come on. Are you really this
naive?

You know, whatever, Mo. Look, if you
don't like the way I'm living in my

then you can just leave.

What?

All right, ladies, come on. We're going
to be late for the wedding.

All right, honey, but please, don't
laugh.

Yeah, well, you can't look any worse
than us.

Whoa,

spoke too soon.

on the bright side.

Oops, you are the bright side.

He's gonna be a homicide.

Well, come on, everybody. Let's get this
show on the road.

Not if I beat you to it.

All right, we'll see you when we get
back.

I'll be safe.

All right. Okay.

Bye.

Hey, Sonny.

Shanice! You need to trim those hedges.
What took you so long? Man, I tried to

rush them out as fast as I could. You
know I couldn't wait to see you.

Really? Yeah, for sure.

Come on, let's go on the couch so we can
get comfortable.

I was just busted.

I'm so sorry.

I've got to go.

I'll walk you home. No, I'll be all
right.

Really.

You forgot your shoes.

Sorry.

Don't you even try it, boy. Just what do
you think you were doing, Dorian?

Entertaining. And you were very rude to
my guests.

Boy, don't you play with me. I've
already had a rough day. And it looked

you and your guests were about to, uh...
Well, you know, do something that you

guys were not supposed to be doing. Oh,
we were supposed to do it. But you

weren't supposed to catch us.

Dorian.

You really think that you're ready for
sex?

I was a minute ago.

Look, Dorian, having sex is a big step.

Please, look, I took that step a long
time ago.

You did?

Yeah, and say the speech, because I know
all about condoms, STDs, and not

getting anybody pregnant.

All right, but what about respecting our
house?

Don't even try it, Mo.

I heard about you and Q in your room.

On your bed.

All right, all right.

Look, I'm not trying to say that I'm
perfect.

But, Dorian, sex is more than just a
physical act.

A lot of emotions go along with it.

But I got emotions.

You do?

For her?

Yeah, she's cool.

She's not a popsicle, Dorian.

She's a young lady.

Do you even know if she's had sex
before?

No.

Well, then how do you know she's ready
for this?

Look, I didn't force that girl to come
over here.

You know?

Dorian, you know what?

I came really close to having sex last
year.

Last year?

Dang, no wonder you so moody.

My point is, is that both of you guys
should want this for the same reason.

And I know for me, one of those reasons
has to be love.

And I know you don't love her.

Think about it.

Do you really want to hurt her?

Hey, look.

Thanks for your advice, Mom, for real.

But everybody's not you.

The money got his under control.

So you grown now? That's right.

Hey, who ate all of the Fruity Pebbles?

So I just failed?

Riding my lunch tray. Oh, my God.

Oh, Tate, I really enjoyed that movie.
Thank you. Oh, no, thank you.

You see, a lot of girls don't like going
to a matinee because they think you're

being cheap. Oh, no, no, no. See, I
understand about living on a budget,

I mean, I'm on scholarship here myself.
Okay, so you know about living off

oodles and noodles.

Oh, boy, I know about it. I invented the
oodles and noodles sandwich while you

playing.

Like that, huh?

Ooh, so, where... is your crazy
roommate?

Who, Moe?

No, she's not my roommate. She was just
hanging with me. My roommate's out of

town for the weekend.

Oh.

Well, that's my kind of roommate.

So,

uh, you want to see what's on TV?

Uh, no.

I want to see what's on Niecy.

Boy, you're moving kind of fast. You
should slow down.

Fast? Niecy, I've been here for almost
three minutes.

Yeah, well, I'm going to need a little
more time than that. Baby, the time is

now. Now, come on. Relax.

Now, Tate.

Tate, what are you doing?

Tate, stop.

Tate, get your hands off of me.

Niecy.

Man, what's wrong with you? I spent the
night here last night. We spent the

whole...

spent my money.

Five dollars?

Would you think I owe you something for
that funky little movie?

Man, get out of here.

You know what? What better?

Then I wake up

alone in Neeson's room with some half
-naked stranger.

You know what? He could have been an act
of murder for all I knew.

And then I get... home, and my cousin is
about to get busy with some girl. Do

we? Into a full moon or something?

Well, I mean, I don't know about... I'm
saying, can you believe she kicked me

out to meet her best friend for some
stranger?

You know what? When I see Nancy the next
time, I'm going to really let her know

how I feel. You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah?

Well, here she comes.

I have nothing to say to her.

Of course not, because you said it all
to me.

Excuse me, I can't... Can I talk to Moe
for a minute?

Yeah, but you're going to need more than
a minute.

First you throw me out of your room, now
you want to throw Hakeem out of the

pendulum? Niecy, you got a real problem.

Moesha, I really need to talk to you.

Hakeem, can't you see that Niecy needs
to talk?

What's the matter?

Tate tried to force himself on me.

What? Did he hurt you? No, he ain't that
crazy.

I did have to fight him off.

You see, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have
left.

Well, I'm the one who owes you an
apology.

I never should have trusted Tate.

I can't believe I said all those things
to you. Girl, please, I don't even

remember what you said.

Well, I said that you... I don't
remember either.

Glad you're all right.

Oh, so all I had to do... to do with
Hugger and she shut up?

D -Money, I told you.

Nobody's coming home.

My mom's at my grandmother's. She lives
an hour away.

And my dad's at a gun show.

What?

I'm just kidding.

They're both at my grandmother's.

Oh, all right. All right.

I just don't want my flow to be
interrupted again.

Don't remind me. That was so
embarrassing.

Your cousin must think I'm some kind of
slut.

Nah.

Hoochie, maybe.

What? Nah, I'm just playing.

She's been there before. She's cool.

Really? Yeah, don't worry about it.

I ain't.

What if she tells Mrs. Mitchell I'll
never be able to face her at school

Come here, girl.

Look at you.

All worried over nothing.

Look, I told you, everything's fine.
Relax.

You want to go upstairs?

I love you, D -Money.

Huh?

I said I love you.

What's wrong?

Dang, man, I forgot.

I'm supposed to pick up Miles from
soccer practice.

Look, I gotta go.

Oh. Are you sure?

Yeah.

Okay. I guess I'll talk to you later.

Yes.

That's it.

That's tape. Look, I got to get out of
here. No, Nisa, you don't have to go

anywhere, girl.

You didn't do anything wrong.

You're right.

I mean, I can't run every time I see
him. I'm saying.

Well, maybe I should go warn that girl
he's talking to.

No, you don't need to do that.

Why not?

Because, girl, that's Carmen.

She's actually a man.

Amen.

All right, Aunt Hattie.

Okay, Aunt Hattie.

That's right. That's right.