All language subtitles for Moesha s04e07 A Terrible Thing Happened

Hello, everybody.

I'm George Wallace. It's time to play
Where Will You Go to College?

Our first contestant is Moesha Mitchell
from Lamarck Park, California.

Moesha, turn the wheel.

Heaven, you.

Ivy League. Army.

The Honeys or Howard.

The money that's failing me. Get a job.

Bye -bye.

Will y 'all shut up?

Choosing a college is without question
the biggest decision of my life.

If I make the right choice, the world
will be at my feet.

But if I make the wrong choice, It could
be a lifetime of regrets.

Twelve years of hard academic work is
now reduced to one spin of the wheel.

This decision is the ultimate gamble.

But I've never been more ready.

Big money, big money, big money!

Felicia. Felicia.

for our trip to Manor University.
Tomorrow?

Yep, it's prospective freshman weekend.
Oh, you're looking at five prime

prospects? More like prime suspects.

You know, why do we have to be suspects?
Yeah.

Well, you see, the problem is, Andell
has bought into that gringo mentality.

No, the problem is your transcripts.
Well, I can't lie. I was going up there

party.

with my cousin Sharice, her and her
roommate are chaperones for the event.

plan to be Sharice's chaperone. You
know, I'm going to get that fine girl.

you got a better chance of getting in
the harbor.

You know what? You keep believing my
caramel -colored friend because there is

woman out there for every man.

Well, then I guess there's a broke
skinny hood right out there with

name on it.

Sorry,

Niecy. You're not my type.

University is awful close to Stanford.
Are you sure we're not using this

visit as an excuse to see Aaron?

Aunt Del, we're not supposed to talk
about him.

Oh, my bad.

Your water's free, boo.

I mean, it's cool, y 'all.

I'm not even thinking about Aaron.

He's just a footnote in my past. I hear
you, girl. I mean, he had his chance,

but, you know, he blew it. Life goes on.
All right, you know, easy mode.

Being here now, I mean, shoot, this was
the first time in my life I was ever

going to spend a weekend alone with a
man, and then he started tripping. Oh,

see, I wasn't having it.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

It's over.

As long as you know.

Sheree, do you think I should wear this
to the party tonight?

I don't know, Iris. That skirt is saying
something you might not want to back

up.

I guess you're right.

I want something else.

Well, good. Then I can wear it.

Hey, girl.

How you doing? Iris, this is my cousin,
Moesha. And these are her friends, Kim,

Niecy, Hakim, and I don't know you.

I'm Antonio.

Lover of fine art, fine food, and fine
women. And find somebody else.

I like that skirt.

So did I.

Look, what took you guys so long? I was
expecting you an hour ago. Oh, we

stopped at the school store and did a
little shopping.

Ooh, I feel like an alumni.

Kim, you have to go here first.

I am here.

So, uh, Sharice, since I'm practically a
college man myself, can we go out

sometime?

Well, Oh, Hakeem, I don't like you in
that way, but I do think you're kind of

cute.

Puppies are cute.

Oh, so is he.

Hey, Cherie, Cyrus.

What's up, y 'all? Hey, Mervyn. This is
my cousin, Moesha, and these are her

friends. Moesha, this is Mervyn. I
figured he can answer any questions you

about J -School. He's a journalism
major.

Oh, okay. I love that. If you wouldn't
mind.

Glad to help out a fellow journalist,
Moesha.

And please, call me Merv.

Uh, Charisse, I hate to be the one to
break up this little party, but we

get ready for the tour.

Oh, yeah, you're right. You guys put
your stuff down.

Can you believe it?

We are going to be staying in the same
room as two beautiful college women. You

know what I'm saying? Is this our lucky
day or what? I just hope it's my lucky

night.

You know,

fellas, it's going to be awfully crowded
in here with five women.

You'll never get in the bathroom.

You guys can bunk with me.

No, we can't.

What he means is that we don't want to
put you through any trouble.

Oh, no, no. No, no.

I'm sure it won't be any trouble at all.
Right, Murph?

Not at all. My roommate's gone for the
weekend, so consider yourselves guests

Murph. Murph guests.

Oh, okay.

Okay, now.

Hey,

we are...

I feel like reading a book.

Okay,

a magazine.

I feel you guys. I mean, it's like the
rush of freedom. Knowing you're on your

own, no restrictions, no rules, no
parents.

Well, it's your dad.

Yo, Miles, that sleepover's the bomb.
All right, well, why don't y 'all go

this bomb? Go.

Why don't you go tear up the living
room? Can't you see I'm trying to pitch

tent here?

Yeah, but Dad, we don't want it. Yes,
you do, son.

Now, don't let a little rain dampen your
spirits, gentlemen.

Camping is good.

Mr. Mitchell, we're over the whole
camping thing. Let it go.

Son, just so you know, I believe in
community parenting.

And just so you'll know, his mother
works for Johnny Cochran.

All righty, guys.

Yeah, Tim?

Let us slam -patter to the living room
couch.

Take, James. Bring it on back.

Let's not.

How about some dinner, guys, huh?

Food, food, food, food, food, food.

Okay, okay. What do you maniacs want?

Pizza. That'll work.

Pizza it is. I'm allergic to pizza.

Okay, then we'll have something else.

How about tacos? No doubt, tacos. Ooh,
tacos it is.

I'm allergic to tacos, too.

What would you like to eat?

I can't eat anything from the four basic
food groups. Because I'm allergic to

all of them.

Well, that's too bad.

You don't get any ice cream.

I should say it's on my short list, but
don't be too surprised if you see my

face here next year.

I could live with that.

My brother, I do believe that we are in
paradise.

Well, you got that right. There are
college women in our future tonight.

Yo, especially if we pretend to be
college men. Yeah, come on.

Louise, what kind of woman would think
you two are college men? Okay, you're

even college material.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you just wait.

We'll show you.

Good comeback.

Yeah. Somebody had to set him straight.
Yeah.

Number one.

Two. Two.

Two. Two.

Last two.

One. Two.

weekend a huge success.

So give yourselves a hand for that.

Now our next one comes to us from
Stanford University.

Now y 'all know y 'all wrong.

Come on, be nice.

Let's give a warm Maynard University
welcome to those distinguished

Who's Aaron?

Mulder's boyfriend.

I bet there's a lot less drama in his
life.

I mean, look how well he's covering up
his obvious pain.

Well, Aaron must be a fool to let you
go.

Thanks, Merv. You're really sweet.

to introduce my sensational step and
soul roars of Delta Sigma.

What are you doing up here?

Uh, well, I'm just here checking out the
campus.

You guys were good.

You look beautiful, Mom.

Hey, um, there's a party at Stanford
tonight.

You want to come?

Oh, thanks, but there's a party here
tonight.

Oh.

Well, if I stop by, then will you take
me a dance?

Maybe I will.

Oh, I will. Hopefully I'll see you
later.

Bye, Aaron.

Girl, what do you think?

We're getting close.

If you don't tell me, I will.

I'll tell you something, Rock.

If D .E .V. drops the diamond cutter on
you, you're going down.

Bang! Yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Stop your yapping and start
scrapping. Bang!

Sorry, Mrs. Mitchell.

Hey, guys, I found some dry sticks.

I'll have that fire roaring in just a
sec.

Cool. Call us when the marshmallows are
done. I'm allergic to marshmallows.

Why are you allergic to marshmallows?

All right, all right. Come on, guys.
Fight night is over. Let's call it a

It's been a long day, and it's time for
bed.

We got to get up early and go to church
in the morning.

No, no, no. Wait a minute, Dee.

The guys haven't heard scary stories
from Scoutmaster Frank.

on your pajamas, and then we'll get you
settled in the tent.

Dad,

only dorks camp indoors.

Can we just sleep over in my room,
please?

Please?

Yeah, okay.

Thanks, Dad. Let's go, y 'all.

Well,

dear, I guess I better take down the
tent.

Not so fast.

I'll play camp with you.

Scoutmaster.

Just checking things out.

While you're checking things out, I'll
get you something to drink.

You know what? A soda would be really
nice.

You got it.

Hi. Can I have a ginger ale and a cola?

Thanks.

Here you go, Moira.

Oh, thanks.

Sure.

To a new friend.

I'll drink to that.

Uh -huh.

It looks like you two Macs are doing all
right. Yeah, and we are jammed.

You give us the word and we'll kick
those two girls in the car.

Oh, Mom, then you'll do the same thing
to us when another pretty face comes

along. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Charisse, girl, I would never do that to
you.

Shoot you the type of girl I'd be proud
enough to take home with Mama.

Okay, my sweet.

Oh, what do you say? Can we go out?

No. Oh.

But we can dance to the next song.

See that there? See, see, I want them
cute to sweet.

I'm wearing her down.

They all did, man.

They all did.

I look back and reminisce how we used to
kiss. Smash hits in the G .S. I bought

a nice wrist.

She got too big for her bridges, but the
bridges were not for any queens. Hey,

looks like Moe forgot all about Aaron.

He was a nice guy.

Well, I got to give you your props,
Santomia. Looks like you and Hakeem

off that college man's dance.

But unlike you, Niecy and I don't need
gimmicks to get college me.

See, we got scale.

college men.

Over to you.

What's so funny?

Oh, well, you're a so -called college
man.

Play football for Dorsey High.

What? Stop lying. No, no, no, no, no.
Watch.

Hey, yo, Jason.

Nice game last weekend.

We got played?

Merv, I'm feeling really weird.

Oh, no, no. We have to sit down.

Hey, I got a better idea. Why don't we
get some fresh air?

I'm really sleepy.

Don't worry, Mo. You're in good hands.

Hey, Merv.

Man. What up, Clyde?

Damn, she's lit.

Looks like they're going to be getting a
little funk.

And you know this, man.

Clyde, it may not be a plan, but with
these, I crush a lot.

The only thing getting crushed tonight
is you.

Moisa, are you okay?

Moisa. Oh, my God, Moisa. Yo, hey, Mo,
what happened?

Yo, yo, somebody call the ambulance and
the campus police. That fool dropped

Moisa. I mean, for real, like it's
making money. Now you want to stake your

money, trash, give me the tax.

Aaron, what are you doing here?

Where am I?

It's a long story. How you feeling, Mo?

What happened to me?

Well, that guy Murph slipped you the
date rape drug.

Oh, Rufy?

Did he?

No. No, I got to you before anything
could happen.

And don't worry, he's been arrested.

Thanks for helping me.

Hey, I'm just glad I was there.

Me too.

Aaron, will you hold me?

Look, everything is going to be fine.

Choosing the right college is a gamble.

But an even bigger gamble is choosing
the right friend.

With Merv...

I cracked out.

But with Aaron, I may have hit the
jackpot.