All language subtitles for Moesha s04e01 Moesha Meets Brandy

Life is color and warmth and light, and
it's striving evermore for these.

That's what the writer Julianne
Grinfield said.

And the aspiring writer Moesha Mitchell
agrees.

Life is good.

But a few months ago, it wasn't so good.

Everything was crazy, especially my dad.

I mean, he totally freaked.

I tried to tell him that nothing
happened, but as usual, he didn't

So we had this big fight. It got ugly.

I'm talking uglier than Miles' school
picture.

Needless to say, I moved out of his
house and into Endell's, where I was

welcomed with open arms.

I haven't talked to Dee's husband since
I left, unless you count the grunts he

makes when I stop by.

But hey, life goes on. And my summer
wasn't all bad.

I got a little color and a lot of
warmth.

Meet my new man, Aaron.

Told you life was good.

We'll be right back.

I know you can't put it on the tab on
Larry White or your Taco Bell prepaid

phone card.

No problem.

Here you go, Wendell.

Hey, can't a brother have $10?

Not you, boo.

And what are you doing?

Well, you with money? I want this on
film.

Because if this ain't a Kodak moment, I
don't know what is.

I'm surprised to see you hanging with
us.

I thought college boy was in town.

When he's here, you're not. And when he
gets here, I won't be. And that's

college, ma 'am. Thank you very much.

I don't see the point in Aaron driving
500 miles for a 36 -hour visit to hang

out with a 17 -year -old teen who has a
12 o 'clock curfew.

Well, maybe for your 411, I haven't had
a curfew in five months.

Stop with the numbers already. You're
giving me a headache.

Anyway, forget about Romeo, okay? I'm
just hyped about the Brandy concert.

Oh, you're hyped about Brandy. No doubt,
because you know she's about to be my

baby mama.

Why would Brandy want to be down with
you? Really?

I mean, let's weigh her options.

Mace. Hakeem.

One's rolling in dough.

One's rolling with Moe.

Now, that's a toughie. Yeah, Hakeem.
When Brandy named her CD Never Say

don't think she had you in mind.

By the way, Kim, thanks for picking up
the tickets. Yeah, good looking.

What tickets?

The one standing between you and a Jerry
Springer -style beatdown.

Well,

I figured we would show up the night of
the concert and get some half -priced

Rush tickets.

What? To a sold -out concert?

I'd have rushed you in a week. Stop the
violence.

I left a message with Will Call, but
they wouldn't call me back.

You were supposed to be in line at 6 a
.m. But it's too cold that early in the

morning. Well, Kim, haven't you ever
heard of a cult?

Hey, stop beefing with me. I have a
plan.

So do I.

Kill, kill. I figured if we arrived the
night of the show with the star, we're

sure to get in.

Mo, you know how everybody says you look
like Brandy?

That's the plan.

Please, Kim, you are tripping. I don't
look like Brandy.

I'm cuter than her.

Now who's tripping?

So, where's our money, Kim?

I invested it. See, the closed -time
outlet had a sale.

This is cute, huh?

Well, that explains $10, but where's the
rest of it?

I can only wear one outfit at a time.

Well, yeah, you better cash them all in
and get down to a broker.

At their prices? Y 'all would have been
fighting over who would be going with

me. You get up early in the morning.

Guess who?

Ooh, Leonardo DiCaprio.

Hi, Aaron.

Better than Leah. Hi.

What's cracking, y 'all? You.

Good to see you, baby. Good to see you,
too.

Yes, it's all good.

Excuse us.

For you.

Oh, my God.

I love it, baby. It's beautiful.

It's like the four months we've been
together.

Anniversary, you remember?

Oh, how could I forget the day I bought
that ugly short set just so I could meet

the finest sales girl in the mall?

Aw, you're always so sweet to me. This
is so special.

I hope so, because this was my grocery
money for the next three months.

Baby, I got some bad news.

Kim didn't get our brandy tickets.

That is bad news.

But I've got some good news that'll
cheer you up. What?

Look, I'm inviting you to spend the
weekend with me at my parents' cabin in

Bear.

Won't they mind?

It won't be there.

Look, my dad got called away on business
at the last minute, so the cabin is

ours.

Oh, well, baby, I don't know what to say
about that. Say yes.

How about I sleep on it and get back to
you tomorrow?

All right, but look, don't take too
long, because the weekend's ticking

Okay. Thank you.

Girl, I'm sick of these talk shows.

Let's watch Judge Judy. She don't do
anything crazy on her show.

Hey, you guys, you must help me find my
bracelet.

You know what? I hope this isn't some
kind of omen. You know if I lose the

bracelet, so I lose him?

Like you need an omen to lose a man.

Mo, I like my Kool -Aid with sugar. You
can hold the gold.

What am I going to do, y 'all?

I got to give Aaron an answer tomorrow.

Tell him no. You got to get us into the
Brandy concert.

Okay. You guys, come on. The concert is
not going to happen.

But a weekend with the man of my dreams
might.

I got to tell him something.

Well, then tell him yes.

As long as you're clear on what this
weekend is about.

Well, what are you trying to say?

Well, isn't it obvious?

If he's taking you all the way out to
Big Bear, it's not to Pet the Grizzlies.

Kim, if I go, I won't be doing anything
that I don't want to do.

Then you better take your walking shoes.

Come on, Niecy. I'm not playing. This is
serious.

I've never spent a weekend alone with a
man before.

Mo, we're 17.

None of us have.

Gotta go. Sheets are dry.

Mo, I can't even believe you're thinking
about even going with this guy.

I mean, what if he's like Jason or
something?

I... What do you really know about him?

Well, I know I've never met anybody like
him before.

All right, I know that he's smart.

I know that he's caring.

And I love him.

Oh, oh, and you're gonna base the
relationship on that?

Hey! Hey! Hey, Adele.

Hey, Hal.

Why are you always eating up everything
in my house?

Because at the den, you charge me. And
you, why are you always laying around?

Electricity watching TV.

Not always.

Sometimes I play CDs or listen to the
radio.

Oh, hey, Adele.

Um, FYI, you're out of detergent,
bleach, and fabric softener. No, what

of is paste. It's time for everybody to
go home. Adele, look, I'm really... Now.

Looks like I got to wrap this to go.
Hey, you ain't going anywhere until you

clean up this mess.

You need to make up your mind.

Do you want some of me? No, ma 'am, I
was just playing. I am not to be...

with.

Moe is getting a little crowded up in
here.

Well, Moe will be gone this weekend,
huh, Moe?

You moving back home?

Well, Ashley, I was thinking about going
to Big Bear for the weekend.

Yeah. I'll take what I can get.

Who are you going with?

Kids from Bridgewood, chaperoned.

Yeah, of course.

Great. Now leave.

And take Frick Frack and Frolus with
you.

Oh, man, I cannot wait to go to the
African marketplace.

Ah, neither can I. I mean, there's just
so much to see and explore.

The exhibits, the art, the food, the
women.

That's my boy.

Um, do you think Moe's coming with?

Well, you can ask her yourself.

She's coming over in a little while to
pick up some clothes. She's going to Big

Bear for the weekend.

Big Bear?

Eh, whatever.

She's grown.

So who's she going with?

Some kids from school.

Kids? They'll be chaperones, Frank.

Eh, whatever.

She's grown.

Honey, it's been five months.

Hey.

Hey, welcome.

Hey, Dee. Hey, honey.

Hi, Daddy.

Evening.

Excuse us.

We have some work to do out in the
garage.

But we never work in the garage.

Unless it's necessary.

Sorry, Mom.

Get it, Dee. I have. I'm going to get
some clothes.

Malisha?

Honey, you know your father really does
miss you.

Yeah.

I couldn't really tell by the way he ran
out of here.

Hi, girl.

Oh,

my bad, Moe. This is Kelly and Damon.
Hey, yeah, nice to meet you. Where's

bathroom? Down the hall to the left.

Baby, who are they?

Damon's my frat brother, and Kelly's his
girl.

Oh, well, it was so nice of them to come
and see us off.

Moe, they're going with us.

We won't even know they're there.

Well, maybe you won't.

Look, don't worry, okay? It'll be fine.

Now, let's all go sit down.

How long have you been with Damon?

A week.

We met at a party.

Looks like you're all ready to go.

Did you get your permission slip signed?

I don't need permission. I can go
wherever I want.

Oh, well, there's no need to get
defensive.

I was just surprised when Aaron told us
he was bringing a high school girl. Yo,

Kelly, chill, okay?

Yo, Mo, your parents have a dope till.
Well, it's not my parents. It's my

roommates. Been on my own for a while
now.

Well. Aren't you a big girl?

Well, not as big as your mouth.

You asked for that.

Okay, now choose.

I can't wait to get to Big Bear. Me too.

It'll give us a chance to bond before I
get to Stanford.

What? I thought you were going to
Northwestern.

Well, baby, that was before we fell in
love.

I mean, just think, we can get an
apartment, we can pay bills. Whoa, whoa,

a minute, baby. I mean, who said
anything about an apartment?

Sounds like you and me picking out China
patterns, player.

Where are you registered?

The Disney store.

Damon, take her and wait in the car.

Aaron, what's going on?

That's what I want to know.

Excuse me?

Look, Mo, you need to slow down.

I thought you wanted us to be together.
I do.

Well, then why slow down?

When two people love each other, they
should be together.

But, baby, this trip is just for a
weekend. It's not the rest of our lives.

You're right.

It's not.

Look, maybe this was just too much too
soon.

Maybe next time, okay?

If there is a next time.

Come on, you guys. They're not going to
let us in.

I'm so ready to go.

Look, we just got here, Mo, okay? So
relax and forget about Aaron.

Yeah, Mo. Let it go.

He did.

Well, just let him get to you. You'll
find another good -looking, free man.

BMW driving man.

Wait a minute. Who am I following?

No, you won't.

Thanks a lot, guys. I feel so much
better.

You know what? I should have never let y
'all talk me into this. Can we leave?

No, not until after your performance,
Brandy.

Kim, not that look -alike madness again.

Fine.

Time for Blendy.

Excuse me, but there's supposed to be
some backstage passes for me. See, I'm

Natasha, lead singer of Escape.

Escape from where?

Alcatraz? Why, you square -badged,
wearing LAPD wannabe seat dusters. Why

working the door?

I hope you hear this.

Yes, what's up?

Did you get tickets for us? No, but you
know what? Just step aside. Let me get

us up in here.

Hi there.

I know you have some passes for me. I'm
Nisi, a feature platform Soul Train

dancer.

Is Soul Train still on?

You better recognize.

I should have told him I was Monica.

I'm leaving now. Oh, man. And I want to
sit up front so I can smell the Happy

Meal on Brandy's breast.

Brandy. Oh, my God. You're right, Jake.
You are?

Available.

Yo, B, where you been? We've been
looking for you.

Oh, Brandy, why don't you introduce us
to your fine brother?

Ray J, is there a problem?

No, everything's cool. I can handle him.
But, B, what are you doing out here?

You know how she is. She likes to be
near her fans.

Who are they?

She came out to get us, man. We're
friends.

I ain't never seen y 'all before.

That's because we go to Pepperdine.

Dang, how does she eat this stuff?

Like this.

Noah, we need to get out of here. Brandy
will probably be back soon.

What's the rush?

Her own brother thinks you're her. Yeah,
girl, I mean, look around. Relax.

Take a souvenir.

To Brandy, love, Whitney Houston.

Yo, this is from Whitney Houston.

Hakeem, what was your first clue?

I was saving all my love for her till
she mirrored that food.

Tell them what she got.

Now, what would she want with one of
them when she can have a Tickle Me

I'm gonna take one of these CDs.

Kim, you already have her CD. I know,
but I'm gonna sell this one.

Whatever, just hurry up.

Yeah, come on, you guys. We gotta go if
we're gonna find a good spot to watch

the show.

Oh, yeah.

Dang, my bracelet.

I'm Moesha.

How'd you get in my room? And where are
my french fries? Security!

Look, Brandy, I can explain.

Okay? Your brother Ray J, he's so cute,
by the way. He let us in.

He thought I was you.

I don't know. Everybody thinks we look
alike.

Look, Brandi, I'm really sorry, but see,
my friends and I, we really love you,

and we really wanted to see your show,
but see, Kim, she didn't get in line at

a .m., so that's how we got in your
room, and Hakeem, he ate your french

and I lost the bracelet that my ex
-boyfriend gave me, and I need to fix

I don't know. Just forget it.

Did you say ex?

Yeah.

He broke up this morning.

I'll help you find it, girl, because men
come and go, but jewelry is forever.

Thanks, Brandi.

That's all right.

You know, I should be on for a long
time. It takes him forever to take his

clothes off.

So, what'd you ask to?

Girl, what they all do.

I feel you, girl. I made a whole CD
about it. Was it cute? Fine.

Those are the worst kind.

You know what can get over it?

How? Shop.

You know what? You're so right. That
makes me feel better, too. Me, too.

You do your own shopping? Every chance I
get.

You know what? I thought I saw you in
the Beverly Center one time. Oh, you

probably did.