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Today, I decided to clean the dirt out
of my room and the junk out of my life.
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I'm getting rid of everything I have
that reminds me of Keith.
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See, I'm making room for something fresh
and fly in my life.
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Yo, shorty, there's something important
I've been wanting to talk to you about.
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Get with me at the den around 11.
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Keep it real.
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Keep it real? Get with me?
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Does he ever ask anyone to do anything?
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And what's suddenly so important?
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I mean, if he's going to try to beg me
back into his life, he's going to have
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do much better than that.
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But if I have to break his heart, I
might as well look good doing it.
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Now, here is my favorite word of the
month.
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Not now, Frank, honey. I got to get
ready for the art show tonight.
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Honey,
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why do these pictures have soul signs on
them? Well, Frank, you know when people
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see soul signs on the paintings, it
motivates them to buy.
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Oh, I see.
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And who was motivated to buy these?
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Well, you got me, Frank.
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Happy birthday.
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Dee, I... It's for charity.
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Dee,
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I smell something burning.
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Oh, my gosh.
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What happened?
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I told Hakeem not to put cheese on her
bread before he put it in a toaster.
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Well, this is how we make cheese toasted
on.
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If we had a toaster.
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Or bread.
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Or cheese.
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Yeah, well, that's all it takes to get
you back there. Here.
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So, D, don't forget you gotta pick up
Sammy for the sleepover tonight.
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Miles, I got the message that you pinned
to my pillow and the message that you
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wrote on the mirror in my favorite
lipstick, not to mention the 5 .30 a .m.
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-up call.
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Just trying to keep you focused.
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Ooh, don't you look stunning?
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What's the occasion?
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Oh, it's just my Saturday hangout at the
den outfit.
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You mean you're trying to catch a
boyfriend outfit?
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Okay, what's his name? Well, I hope it's
not that rough back you had over here.
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It's Rough Neck Daddy, and that ain't my
flavor.
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Mm -hmm.
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Hello.
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Oh, yes, operator. I'll accept the
charges.
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See, it's my sister Carolyn. Probably
wants some more money.
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Oh, hi, sis. Yeah.
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Yeah, the kids are just doing fine. Uh
-huh.
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Oh, yes, Dee is just as beautiful as
ever.
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What do you mean? Is Clark here yet?
Clark? Here? Yes.
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Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, it's no problem.
We'll be waiting for him.
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Yeah, I'll be sure to thank Dee.
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Goodbye.
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Dee, why did you tell my sister that
Clark could spend the weekend?
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Because he's your nephew.
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Baby, the devil is somebody's nephew,
too.
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But nobody's inviting him over.
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Dad,
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tell her about the time he tried to kill
me on my baptism.
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Mm -hmm. Oh, you mean the time that he
jackknifed into the holy water because
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thought Reverend Smith was trying to
drown you?
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Yeah, I bet if you shade the back of
homeboy's head, you'll find three sixes
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Satan's beeper number.
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That's him. That's him.
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Okay. Okay. All right.
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Everybody, just be quiet. Maybe he'll go
away. Yeah.
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Y 'all are ridiculous.
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This child can't be half as bad as
you're making him out to be.
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Quick, I need $20. I have to pay the cab
driver.
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Guess he's in a hurry.
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So you must be on D.
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described you perfectly.
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Big hair and dimples.
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So, where are my keys?
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Everybody, look who's here. Frank!
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Clark!
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Um, how are you?
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Uncle Frank! Uncle Frank!
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Oh!
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Yeah,
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right.
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I'm out of here. I'm going to work.
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Frank, don't you want to take Clark with
you?
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The art show this evening.
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Oh, great.
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We're going to hang out, Uncle Frank, me
and you.
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Just like the old days.
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I'll get you.
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Angel, I'd like to see your menu for the
whole weekend.
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What for?
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Clark is back in town. Okay.
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Everybody drink up this last cup.
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Mixed between Pauly Shore and the
Energizer Bunny.
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What's up, Shorty? I see you got my
message.
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Did you leave me a message? Yeah. Don't
you remember? That's the reason why you
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got all dressed up.
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For your new boyfriend, Arva.
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Oh, yeah.
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I guess that's our cue.
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That's not our cue. That's Moe's.
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Come on, rerun. Let's go.
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All right, Rog.
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Okay, I got your message. What's so
important?
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Look, Shorty, I've been thinking.
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Did it hurt?
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It's clever, Shorty, but anyway, we've
been on each other for some time now.
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Too long.
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And in that time, we've learned to trust
each other.
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Speak for yourself.
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Okay, I'm willing to trust you.
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But anyway, tonight, I'm doing a set at
the Bombay.
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Cascade.
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And you are the only one I trust to be
on the door.
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I'm saying yes or no. You figure it out.
What you want me to do, shorty? I want
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you to commit.
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Whoa, how we get to all of that?
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I just wanted you to work the door
tonight, help a rubber stack a few
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You know what? That camouflage you're
wearing, it's really working. I mean,
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only do I not see you, but I don't hear
you.
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I be like that.
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Hey, Frank. Hey.
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Frank, honey, what happened?
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He was on a routine test drive and had a
minor accident.
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Yeah, thanks to old Clark here, it was a
minor scrape with death.
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with you?
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Sweetheart, are you okay?
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Sure, I'm fine. Well, of course he's
fine. The one who causes the accident
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gets hurt.
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It wasn't my fault.
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A bee flew in the car and I'm allergic
to bees. I could have died if I had been
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stung. So you slapped the driver upside
the head and almost killed all three of
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us?
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Four count the bee.
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Frank, honey, it was obviously an
accident.
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You can't blame Clark.
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Yeah, Frank, everything worked out.
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When your car careened out of control,
it totaled my customer's new car, and he
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was forced to turn back around and buy a
new car for me.
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You know, with that sale, I beat you out
for Salesman of the Month.
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Again. That's real funny, Raul. Very
funny.
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Hey,
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Clark. I love you, man.
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Bye, dude.
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Honey, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm all right. You sure you're
okay? Yeah, I'm fine. Oh, good. Now you
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Clark can help me move the sofa. Come
on. No, no, no.
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Mo,
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you need to take Q up on his arm. I
don't think so.
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Really, Mo, if you want a man to notice
you, you gotta be on his mind, in his
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face, and under his skin.
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That sounds like acne, Kim.
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Can we please get back to my dilemma?
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What are you going to do? I'm not going
to do anything.
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I mean, Q's not even worth the trouble.
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All he does is dog me out.
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I don't care if I ever see that noise
-talking, bald -headed, unable -to
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gangster wannabe ever again in life.
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Hey, Mo.
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Put me down, boy.
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Aren't you going to introduce us?
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Why?
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and the pleasure's all mine.
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Niecy? What kind of name is that?
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And you remember Kim?
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No, he doesn't, and if you do, blanket
out of your mind.
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I gotta go.
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He's cute. He's yours. Take him home.
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Come on, Clark. Come get your uncle's
left side, and we can help get him up
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stairs. No, no, no, Dee, I beg you.
Don't let him touch me.
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Oh, you're exaggerating. No, no, no, no.
First he's sick to be on me, and then
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he dropped a couch on my foot. Well,
what's next, Clark? A little tumble down
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the stairs?
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Clark, you get the door, and I will help
the big baby up the stairs.
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Come on, Dee. Come on.
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May I help you?
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What's up, player? Tell them OQ is here.
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L -M -N -O -P -Q?
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Yes, son, whatever.
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Moesha doesn't want to see you anymore.
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Who are you?
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A beloved family member.
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Look, I'm sorry. I heard it with my own
ears, and I quote, I don't care if I
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ever see that noise -talking, ball
-headed, unwilling -to -commit gangster
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wannabe ever again like...
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Moe said that?
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Well, it was rougher than that. I gave
you the radio version.
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All right.
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I'm out.
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Who was at the door?
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Q. Oh, what did he want?
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Probably wanted to get back with you.
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But don't worry, I set him straight.
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I told him you didn't want to have
anything to do with him.
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You did what?
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Who asked you to meddle in my business?
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That's what I heard you tell your
friends. Yes, I told my...
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Dang,
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why do you have to be all up in my
business?
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That's why no one can stand to be around
you.
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All right, okay.
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Yeah, I only pray I can survive the
weekend.
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Ooh, definitely a female artist.
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Yeah, why do you say that?
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Come on, Frank. It's obvious, buddy.
Look at it. It's a castration.
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Whoa, and an expensive one at that.
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Oh, come on, man. You don't actually
believe that, do you? Yeah, for equal
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rights and everything, but all the
greats were men.
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Rembrandt, Picasso, Matisse.
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The only thing women are good at
painting is their faces.
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Oh, come on, man.
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Is that a fact, Raoul?
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But not you, D.
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You're a natural beauty.
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If you know anything about art, you're
familiar with Kondakova, Barnett
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Honeywood, Frida Kahlo, Sally Fisher.
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And, of course, one of our featured
artists, Imani Santana.
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No, she's not in that league.
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What makes you such an expert?
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Well, you don't have to be an expert to
tell the difference between an artist
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and a welder.
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And you're neither.
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What a wry sense of humor. He keeps me
in stitches.
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No, Dee, that would be me.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me. Miles!
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What are you doing?
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Helping out.
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Care for a cheese thing, ma 'am?
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Miles, why don't you two take Clark
upstairs for me?
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Ah, but I like it down here, Auntie.
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Look, I need you two to help me out.
Watch him for me.
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Okay, but it's gonna cost you ten bucks
an hour.
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Deal.
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Help me out. Watch them for me.
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You mean the Lilliputians over there?
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Yes. Okay, but I charge ten bucks an
hour.
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Huh? Doesn't everyone?
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Oh,
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I won! I won!
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Next. Come on, Clark. It's my game, and
I want to play Sammy.
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I'm D -set. I'm in charge. He has to
play the winner.
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D -set, I'm in charge, doofus, and I
hand it over. No.
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No. No. Sammy, help me. I've got your
back, bro.
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Help.
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I'm afraid.
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I'm afraid.
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Help. Help.
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Frank, aren't you going to do something?
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I'll be right back.
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going this evening? I'm going to the
Bombay.
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Good.
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Take Clark with you. Dee, Dee, Dee, Dee,
please.
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Why
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don't
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you just hurry up and do what you got to
do so I can get up in here.
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Five dollars.
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I've already been here.
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Hold up, baby Huey. Now you know you
gotta pay.
260
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,380
No, that's okay. Go ahead. Your niece is
getting it.
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Tell me if you have that thing.
262
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:28,360
Look, Clark, this isn't a happy -go
-lucky, gee -gosh type of stuff, so
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say anything stupid.
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Golly, gee -mo, I could take care of
myself.
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Well, gosh darn it, you just might have
to.
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Bottom line, you ain't got to worry
about me no more, shorty.
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Please pass the mic!
268
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Please pass the mic!
269
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Please pass the mic!
270
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Your homeboy got a showtime at the
Apollo Welcome.
271
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but they are real gangsters.
272
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Please pass the mic.
273
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Please pass the mic.
274
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Please pass the mic.
275
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What's wrong with you, boy?
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Hey, what can I say, fellas? The Sugar
Hill Gang played out years ago.
277
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Hakeem ain't got to do nothing.
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Look,
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I'm not saying that you can't improve,
but you're just not there yet.
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I feel your anger. Now redirect it.
281
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Why don't y 'all leave my cousin alone?
282
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What'd you say, girl? I said, could you
please not hurt us?
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Yo, leave him alone. Leave him alone.
You got a problem with that?
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That's your boy, Q?
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No, she's my girl.
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Oh, so Q, you shouldn't mind him getting
beat down?
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Q, buddy, play out.
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She does so I do.
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All right, man. We out of here, homie.
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See you around, goofy.
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Hey,
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I bet you won't say that to Q's face.
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Thank you, Q, for walking me home. That
was really, really considerate.
294
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Get out real cool. I used to go to the
hood. Shut up.
295
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Now get in the house.
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Anything else?
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Now.
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Okay, Fonzie.
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Hey.
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Who the hell is Fonzie? I don't know.
301
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Look, Quentin, I've got to know.
302
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Where are we right now?
303
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The shower's in it.
304
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I'm serious, Q.
305
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,820
You've been doing this space thing for
too long.
306
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,080
I don't know what to tell you.
307
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,580
You know what? This is it for me. I
don't know how you treated your other
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girlfriend. I never had a girlfriend.
309
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,900
Think about it, Jet. Before your pops
comes out, give me that jazzy Jeff Hefo.
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See you around, kid.
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Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Yeah.
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Hey. Hey, you know what?
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Q never had a girlfriend.
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Hmm.
315
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And whoever thought that my knucklehead
cousin would lead me to a deeper
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understanding of my knucklehead
boyfriend.
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I won it. I won.
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I beat you. I beat you. I beat you.
Still,
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Sunday can't come soon enough.
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