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(BIRD SCREECHES)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(BEE BUZZING)
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(BIRD SONG IN DISTANCE)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(HORNS HONKING)
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Hey!
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Are you single?
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I'm a matchmaker at Adore.
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Please give me a call if
you want to meet somebody.
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We have a lot
of great matches for you.
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Talk soon.
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James, hi.
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Thanks for calling me back.
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Um, I just wanted to get some
feedback on your first date
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with my client Sophie.
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I'm actually on my way
to meet her right now...
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but I had a quick chat
with her this morning...
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and the headline is,
she had a great time
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and would love
to see you again.
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Hello? James?
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JAMES: Yeah, I'd like to be taken off the service.
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May I ask why?
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JAMES: I thought you were going to set me up
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with high-quality women.
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I said: a fit woman in her 30s with a nice smile.
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She's 40 and fat.
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-She's 39.
-39 is not 30s, that's 40.
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I would never swipe right on a woman like that.
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-I'm sorry you feel that way.
-(LINE DISCONNECTS)
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(LINE BEEPS)
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SOPHIE: I'm so happy.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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You did it, Lucy.
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When you said that he's 47
and only makes 150K a year...
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I almost said no, but I'm
really happy I trusted you.
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I know it's only been one date
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and I need to
manage my expectations...
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but this is probably the best
first date I've ever had!
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Uh, Sophie, so I just got off
the phone with him.
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And he loved meeting you,
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he had a great time...
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But he doesn't feel like
the chemistry
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is there for him at this time.
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So.
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Onward and upward.
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He doesn't want a second date?
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No.
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He's balding.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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How fucking dare he?
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LUCY: Dating is a risk.
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You took a risk. It's brave.
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SOPHIE: Why did you set me up
with someone like that?
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He checked
a lot of our boxes...
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and you checked a lot of his.
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So, onwards and upwards.
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Let's talk about
your next match.
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I have an amazing guy for you.
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His name is Mark,
he's a doctor,
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he's very handsome...
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he has a full head of hair,
he's 48.
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SOPHIE: That's almost 50.
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He looks great for 48.
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He's very fit.
He looks like he's 40.
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-How tall?
-5'11".
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Is he actually 5'11" or is he
actually 5'9" and is lying?
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What's a couple of inches?
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SOPHIE: I don't want
to waste my time.
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I am not asking for a miracle.
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I'm just asking
for the bare minimum.
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I'm trying to settle.
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LUCY: Sophie.
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I know how it feels right now.
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But I promise you...
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you're going to marry
the love of your life.
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SOPHIE: I don't believe you.
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That's okay.
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I believe it.
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(HORNS HONKING IN DISTANCE)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Girl of the hour!
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Tonight, we're all gathered
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to celebrate
the most talented Lucy.
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One hell of a matchmaker
with razor-sharp instincts...
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and an eagle eye for chemistry
because this weekend...
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her client Charlotte B.
is getting married!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Charlotte B.
is marrying Peter C.
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The Prince Charming
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Lucy matched her with
20 months ago.
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How many marriages are you
responsible for now, Lucy?
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Nine.
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(CHANTING) Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!
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Lucy, do a speech!
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(CHANTING) Speech! Speech!
Speech! Speech!
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Okay.
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My speech is...
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that if the girl asks for
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a 6-foot-tall
drink of water...
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in his 40s with a salary
over 500 grand
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and a... good hairline...
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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you deliver.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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How did it go
with Sophie L. today?
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It took our membership team
an hour to get her to renew.
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Hopeless.
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I'm afraid there's not
a single man in New York City
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that'll date this girl.
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What seems to be the issue?
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That's the thing. There is
nothing wrong with her.
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She's okay attractive...
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okay money, okay educated,
okay personality.
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There's just not
a standout quality.
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She's not competitive
in the mainstream market...
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and there is
no niche market for her.
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Exactly.
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And if there's
no specialty appeal...
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then there's no place
for her in any market.
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That is tough.
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And she's my
favorite client right now.
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I mean, she's entitled
like everyone,
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but she's sweet...
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and she's realistic,
she's not crazy.
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She's a nice girl.
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There's got to be
a guy out there
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who just wants a nice girl.
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What about Mark P.?
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He's okay.
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LUCY: I pitched him
to her already.
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She's afraid
he's not actually 5'11".
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And I'm like,
can we please not worry
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about a couple inches
right now?
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Because you're
about to die alone.
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(CHUCKLES)
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You know
there's a surgery for that.
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For dying alone?
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For getting taller.
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Up to six inches.
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You break your legs, and...
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extend it,
let the bone heal itself.
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That's a game changer.
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It costs like 200K.
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Six inches can double
a man's value in the market.
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If you can afford it,
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it's definitely
worth the investment.
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What's the saying?
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"You're not ugly,
you just don't have money."
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LUCY: Right.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Do you have a dress
picked out for the wedding?
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Yes.
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Are you going alone?
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Mm-hmm.
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Lucy M.:
The Eternal Bachelorette.
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A voluntary celibate.
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Do you want me to set you up
with someone?
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No, I'm gonna die alone.
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Or get a rich husband.
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Same thing.
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(LUCY CHUCKLES)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
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HARRY: Hi, Charles.
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Good to see you. (KISSES)
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You look beautiful.
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Oh, my God,
look how big they are.
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Mom.
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Congratulations.
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Nice to see you.
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You look beautiful.
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Nice to see you again.
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Hi, Henry. Hi.
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PATRICIA: I have been
saying to everyone
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that Peter and Char
are my couple goals...
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and I need to find
my own Peter
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and you're responsible?
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Well, I'm how Charlotte
and Peter met, okay?
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But it's up to the client
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to build a strong enough
relationship...
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that leads to marriage.
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But how did you know that
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Peter would be
the perfect guy for Char?
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JAIME: Well, she can't tell,
it's her industry secret.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
There are no industry secrets.
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We can always
meet our life partner
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out in the wild
or swiping on apps.
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But the happy ending
to a first date...
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is not the second date.
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It's changing
each other's diapers
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and burying each other.
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You're looking for
a nursing home partner
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and a grave buddy.
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Who our partner is...
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it determines
our whole life...
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and how we live.
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Not for one, two,
ten years, but...
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forever.
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Oh, my God. (CHUCKLES)
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I need you so badly.
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Yeah, I'm desperate.
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Can I give you my card?
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Of course.
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I'm going through a divorce,
but once it's over...
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I would really, really like
to give you a call.
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I'm so sorry to hear that.
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Lucy. She needs you.
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Excuse me.
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(FOOTSTEPS THUMPING IN UNISON)
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I just need five minutes
alone with her.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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-Hi, Charlotte.
-Hey, Lucy.
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LUCY: How're you holding up?
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Not good. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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What's going on?
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(CHARLOTTE SNIFFLES)
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What's going on...
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is that I am a modern woman.
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Like, I could've been
anything.
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Anything.
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But I chose to become...
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a bride.
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I chose this.
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It's not like
I'm getting married
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because I need to forge a...
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relationship
between two kingdoms.
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It's not like my family
needs a cow. (LAUGHS)
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I chose this.
I chose to marry a man.
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LUCY: Charlotte.
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Marriage is a business deal.
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And it always has been
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since the very first time
two people did it.
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You can always walk away
if the deal isn't good.
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And as the person
who introduced you to Peter,
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I will walk
right out of here with you.
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So tell me: do you not want
to get married today?
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I have to.
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-LUCY: Why?
-Bec... (SCOFFS)
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My parents spent
so much money on this wedding.
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We spent hundreds
of thousands of dollars...
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on this wedding just so that
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I could feel like
a fucking woman.
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LUCY: Why do you really,
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in the darkest,
ugliest part of yourself,
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want to marry Peter?
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(CHARLOTTE SIGHS)
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And I promise you...
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I have heard every reason
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why a person wants
to get married to someone.
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And none of them are shocking
or wrong or crazy to me.
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It will be a secret
between you and me.
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You promise it'll be a secret?
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LUCY: I promise.
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You cannot tell anyone.
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Not a soul. It is so awful.
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LUCY: I will take it
to my grave.
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He makes my sister jealous.
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She's never said that,
but I know it's true.
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She thinks he's better
than her husband.
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She thinks he's...
263
00:17:53,171 --> 00:17:56,404
got a better job,
that he's better-looking.
264
00:17:58,037 --> 00:17:59,242
Taller.
265
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,245
And...
266
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,085
that makes me feel...
267
00:18:07,949 --> 00:18:09,454
(SNIFFLES)
268
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,254
...like I've won.
269
00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:14,719
(SOBBING)
270
00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:20,230
So this is about value.
271
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,467
Peter makes you feel valuable.
272
00:18:29,971 --> 00:18:31,175
(CHUCKLES)
273
00:18:32,204 --> 00:18:33,771
Yeah, he does.
274
00:18:34,977 --> 00:18:36,477
He really does.
275
00:18:38,314 --> 00:18:40,448
Does that make you
want to marry him?
276
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:43,187
(CHUCKLES)
277
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:48,225
(CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES)
278
00:18:49,188 --> 00:18:50,353
(APPLAUSE)
279
00:18:50,455 --> 00:18:52,691
(ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
280
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,702
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
281
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:30,498
Hey.
282
00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:32,667
I'm Harry.
283
00:19:32,769 --> 00:19:33,765
Lucy.
284
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,240
You're the matchmaker.
285
00:19:37,303 --> 00:19:39,109
You're the brother.
286
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,504
What are you doing
at the singles table?
287
00:19:41,606 --> 00:19:44,847
My mother wants me to marry.
288
00:19:44,949 --> 00:19:46,344
I can help you with that.
289
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,415
I saw you recruiting earlier.
290
00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:51,354
A wedding like this
must be a gold mine.
291
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:54,286
There's a lot of opportunity
here for our company.
292
00:19:54,388 --> 00:19:55,686
Your sales pitch is perfect
293
00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:57,954
because you make it feel
like it's their idea.
294
00:19:58,056 --> 00:19:59,829
It's not like you're telling
people they need you,
295
00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:01,863
nobody wants to hear that.
296
00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:03,099
If they need you,
297
00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:04,796
then something
is wrong with them.
298
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,236
Instead...
299
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:08,866
you're saying: "You could
do this on your own
300
00:20:08,968 --> 00:20:11,704
"but if you're lucky enough
to be able to afford me,
301
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,575
"why not?"
302
00:20:16,343 --> 00:20:17,907
You're a luxury good.
303
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,811
Then they really do
feel like they need you...
304
00:20:19,913 --> 00:20:22,987
just like they need every
other luxury in their lives.
305
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,714
Once you get
your first $400 haircut,
306
00:20:24,816 --> 00:20:27,390
you can't go back
to Supercuts, can you?
307
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:29,486
It's easy.
308
00:20:29,588 --> 00:20:31,691
No. You're just really good.
309
00:20:35,064 --> 00:20:36,267
What's it like?
310
00:20:37,231 --> 00:20:38,163
What's what like?
311
00:20:38,265 --> 00:20:39,798
Being a matchmaker.
312
00:20:41,568 --> 00:20:44,005
It's like working
at the morgue,
313
00:20:44,107 --> 00:20:45,639
or an insurance company.
314
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,247
(CHUCKLES) In what way?
315
00:20:51,148 --> 00:20:55,147
6'2", 5'6". Skinny, fit, fat.
316
00:20:55,249 --> 00:20:56,614
White, Black, Asian.
317
00:20:56,716 --> 00:20:58,615
-Doctor, lawyer, banker.
-(CHUCKLES)
318
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:01,758
100 grand, 200 grand,
300 grand.
319
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:04,027
Smoker, non-smoker.
320
00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:06,257
But you must know
a lot about love.
321
00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:07,760
I know about dating.
322
00:21:08,428 --> 00:21:09,894
What's the difference?
323
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,135
Dating takes a lot of effort.
324
00:21:15,237 --> 00:21:17,203
A lot of trial and error.
325
00:21:17,305 --> 00:21:19,937
A ton of risk and pain.
326
00:21:22,979 --> 00:21:24,414
Love is easy.
327
00:21:25,079 --> 00:21:27,043
Is it?
328
00:21:27,145 --> 00:21:30,046
I find it to be the most
difficult thing in the world.
329
00:21:31,222 --> 00:21:33,654
That's because
we can't help it.
330
00:21:34,787 --> 00:21:37,724
It just walks
into our lives sometimes.
331
00:21:39,459 --> 00:21:41,261
Are you hitting on me?
332
00:21:41,363 --> 00:21:43,297
-Definitely not.
-(CHUCKLES)
333
00:21:43,399 --> 00:21:45,135
But I do think that
you would be
334
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,699
a great match
for a lot of our clients.
335
00:21:47,801 --> 00:21:50,606
We need more straight men
in New York City.
336
00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:53,339
You look about six feet tall.
How much money do you make?
337
00:21:53,441 --> 00:21:55,310
Just straight up like that?
338
00:21:55,412 --> 00:21:59,446
I make 80 grand a year
before taxes.
339
00:21:59,548 --> 00:22:01,552
Do you make
more or less than that?
340
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,650
More.
341
00:22:04,316 --> 00:22:05,987
I know.
342
00:22:06,089 --> 00:22:07,457
Finance, right?
343
00:22:10,027 --> 00:22:11,527
Private equity.
344
00:22:13,195 --> 00:22:14,327
Do you want a drink?
345
00:22:14,429 --> 00:22:16,694
-Sure.
-What do you want?
346
00:22:16,796 --> 00:22:18,732
-Coke and beer.
-(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
347
00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:21,801
(THUDS)
348
00:22:25,074 --> 00:22:26,102
Hey, buddy.
349
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,412
Hi, John.
350
00:22:38,018 --> 00:22:42,318
Working now, obviously,
but talk after dinner service?
351
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:43,594
Yeah.
352
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:44,692
Okay.
353
00:22:47,829 --> 00:22:50,665
HARRY'S FATHER:
Love is the last religion...
354
00:22:50,767 --> 00:22:56,603
the last country, the last surviving ideology.
355
00:22:56,706 --> 00:23:00,444
So what else really
is there to believe in?
356
00:23:02,475 --> 00:23:04,841
When you get lost...
357
00:23:04,943 --> 00:23:07,913
and I know
you'll be lost at times...
358
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:09,948
it's life.
359
00:23:11,649 --> 00:23:13,457
When you're lost...
360
00:23:14,158 --> 00:23:16,086
the answer is simple.
361
00:23:17,227 --> 00:23:19,661
Just go where love is.
362
00:23:21,396 --> 00:23:23,995
Just go where love is.
363
00:23:25,398 --> 00:23:27,405
(APPLAUSE)
364
00:23:31,802 --> 00:23:33,807
ALL: ♪ Touching hands ♪
365
00:23:35,574 --> 00:23:37,910
♪ Reaching out ♪
366
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:45,423
♪ Touching me, touching you ♪
367
00:23:46,421 --> 00:23:49,190
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
368
00:23:49,292 --> 00:23:50,789
♪ Bah, bah, bah ♪
369
00:23:50,891 --> 00:23:54,263
♪ Good times never seemed so good ♪
370
00:23:54,365 --> 00:23:57,633
♪ So good! So good! So good! ♪
371
00:23:58,698 --> 00:24:00,438
(HORNS, SIRENS IN DISTANCE)
372
00:24:11,981 --> 00:24:12,913
Hi.
373
00:24:13,015 --> 00:24:14,045
Hey.
374
00:24:38,136 --> 00:24:40,742
So, what made them perfect
for each other?
375
00:24:42,678 --> 00:24:45,241
LUCY: Similar
economic background.
376
00:24:46,315 --> 00:24:48,252
Politically aligned.
377
00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:51,115
Well-matched
in their attractiveness.
378
00:24:52,651 --> 00:24:54,419
Similar upbringing.
379
00:24:54,521 --> 00:24:55,985
Similar upbringing?
380
00:24:56,087 --> 00:24:58,454
They both come
from big happy families.
381
00:24:58,556 --> 00:24:59,656
(SCOFFS)
382
00:24:59,758 --> 00:25:01,829
"Big happy families."
383
00:25:02,262 --> 00:25:03,259
Yes.
384
00:25:04,302 --> 00:25:05,932
I'll believe it when I see it.
385
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,803
The perception of
a "big happy family"...
386
00:25:09,905 --> 00:25:13,104
is all you need to have
a "big happy family."
387
00:25:14,677 --> 00:25:16,910
That's all it takes
to be soulmates?
388
00:25:18,313 --> 00:25:19,649
Basically.
389
00:25:23,251 --> 00:25:24,647
Poor...
390
00:25:24,749 --> 00:25:26,524
voted for Bernie...
391
00:25:27,091 --> 00:25:28,559
shitty family.
392
00:25:29,391 --> 00:25:30,891
Are we soulmates?
393
00:25:32,293 --> 00:25:33,289
Probably.
394
00:25:43,768 --> 00:25:45,738
How's acting going?
395
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,040
How does it look like
it's going?
396
00:25:49,343 --> 00:25:50,677
Sorry.
397
00:25:50,779 --> 00:25:53,814
No, don't be,
I'm just being a dick.
398
00:25:53,916 --> 00:25:57,420
I'm giving you a hard time
because I'm embarrassed.
399
00:25:57,522 --> 00:25:58,922
LUCY: What are you
embarrassed about?
400
00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:00,591
Having a job?
401
00:26:02,555 --> 00:26:03,990
I'm in a play.
402
00:26:04,756 --> 00:26:07,097
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
403
00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:08,963
It's not for a while.
404
00:26:09,065 --> 00:26:11,431
I'm just doing jobs like this
to try and save some cash...
405
00:26:11,533 --> 00:26:13,230
before rehearsal starts.
406
00:26:25,717 --> 00:26:28,179
Definitely didn't expect
to run into you tonight.
407
00:26:33,190 --> 00:26:34,724
I missed you.
408
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:37,657
JOHN: Yeah.
409
00:26:37,759 --> 00:26:40,158
You don't even
remember my face.
410
00:26:55,476 --> 00:26:57,246
LUCY: Got it.
411
00:26:57,348 --> 00:26:59,111
(CHUCKLES) Your turn.
412
00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:12,663
You seeing anyone?
413
00:27:16,864 --> 00:27:19,131
You saw me
at the singles table.
414
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:44,556
(VEHICLE PASSING BY)
415
00:27:44,658 --> 00:27:46,125
I missed you too.
416
00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:52,263
(SIGHS)
417
00:27:58,173 --> 00:28:01,943
Can I give you a ride home
after I'm done finishing up?
418
00:28:02,643 --> 00:28:04,044
I have my car here.
419
00:28:06,381 --> 00:28:07,876
Yeah.
420
00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:09,786
We should catch up.
421
00:28:15,592 --> 00:28:18,388
(SLOW DOO-WOP MUSIC PLAYING)
422
00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:42,445
Mommy, mommy.
423
00:28:46,622 --> 00:28:48,322
Giving me your number?
424
00:28:48,424 --> 00:28:49,754
Recruitment.
425
00:28:49,856 --> 00:28:50,988
Worked for your brother,
426
00:28:51,090 --> 00:28:52,961
so I think
it will work for you.
427
00:28:54,765 --> 00:28:56,899
I'll call you
if you dance with me.
428
00:29:08,743 --> 00:29:10,143
I'm going to call you.
429
00:29:10,843 --> 00:29:12,376
But not to hire you.
430
00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:17,251
I'm probably not someone
you want to date.
431
00:29:17,353 --> 00:29:18,447
Why not?
432
00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:22,056
Because the next person
I date, I'm gonna marry.
433
00:29:23,791 --> 00:29:24,857
So what kind of a person
434
00:29:24,959 --> 00:29:27,796
does a matchmaker
want to marry?
435
00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:32,395
Well, my non-negotiables
are that they're rich.
436
00:29:32,497 --> 00:29:37,371
My nice-to-have is that
they're mind-numbingly...
437
00:29:37,473 --> 00:29:39,271
absurdly...
438
00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:41,537
achingly...
439
00:29:42,213 --> 00:29:43,242
rich.
440
00:29:45,343 --> 00:29:47,911
-Are you hitting on me?
-(LUCY LAUGHS)
441
00:29:48,013 --> 00:29:49,545
(HARRY CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
442
00:29:50,721 --> 00:29:52,955
(SLOW DOO-WOP MUSIC
CONTINUING)
443
00:30:04,731 --> 00:30:06,265
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
444
00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:10,201
We have the penthouse
at the Ritz
445
00:30:10,303 --> 00:30:12,304
for the afterparty,
if you want to come.
446
00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:15,238
Maybe next time.
447
00:30:15,340 --> 00:30:17,848
Can my driver
drop you somewhere?
448
00:30:18,481 --> 00:30:19,916
I have a ride.
449
00:30:29,221 --> 00:30:31,422
(PUNK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON RADIO)
450
00:30:32,727 --> 00:30:33,930
Remember this one?
451
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,197
Yep.
452
00:30:44,874 --> 00:30:46,802
You still live
in the same place?
453
00:30:46,905 --> 00:30:47,871
JOHN: Yep.
454
00:30:47,973 --> 00:30:49,642
Rent's still $850.
455
00:30:49,744 --> 00:30:51,611
No fucking way.
456
00:30:51,713 --> 00:30:53,180
It's falling apart.
457
00:30:53,848 --> 00:30:55,446
I never get hot water.
458
00:30:56,984 --> 00:30:58,955
LUCY: How are your roommates?
459
00:31:00,187 --> 00:31:02,185
David moved in
with his fiancee...
460
00:31:02,287 --> 00:31:04,657
and I think Logan
is developing
461
00:31:04,759 --> 00:31:06,022
a drinking problem.
462
00:31:06,124 --> 00:31:07,625
LUCY: David is engaged?
463
00:31:07,727 --> 00:31:08,926
Yeah.
464
00:31:09,028 --> 00:31:10,594
LUCY: To the TikTok girl?
465
00:31:10,696 --> 00:31:11,830
Yep.
466
00:31:11,932 --> 00:31:14,267
She does OnlyFans now too.
467
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:16,734
Good for him.
468
00:31:16,836 --> 00:31:18,338
JOHN: Is it?
469
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:22,038
He's a 5'7" depressed novelist
who's never been published.
470
00:31:22,140 --> 00:31:23,639
He couldn't do better.
471
00:31:29,752 --> 00:31:31,284
It's that simple, huh?
472
00:31:32,886 --> 00:31:34,353
It's just math.
473
00:31:38,993 --> 00:31:40,458
What are you thinking about?
474
00:31:42,126 --> 00:31:44,297
It smells the same.
475
00:31:45,129 --> 00:31:46,530
JOHN: What, my car?
476
00:31:48,504 --> 00:31:49,500
Mm-hmm.
477
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,437
-Look, there!
-I'm not going to pay $25
478
00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:57,439
to park this piece of shit
for an hour.
479
00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:59,046
That's the cheapest
we'll ever get.
480
00:31:59,148 --> 00:32:00,676
We'll find street parking
on the next block.
481
00:32:00,778 --> 00:32:02,781
John, it's been 20 minutes.
I'll just pay for it.
482
00:32:02,883 --> 00:32:04,217
You're not paying.
483
00:32:04,319 --> 00:32:05,719
-We're going to have to...
-These fucking people...
484
00:32:05,821 --> 00:32:06,987
forfeit the reservation
485
00:32:07,089 --> 00:32:08,452
if we're more than
15 minutes late
486
00:32:08,554 --> 00:32:09,755
and then they charge us
a cancellation fee of
487
00:32:09,857 --> 00:32:10,890
$25 per person.
488
00:32:10,992 --> 00:32:12,254
Wait, are you fucking serious?
489
00:32:12,356 --> 00:32:13,664
I told you this like 10 times.
490
00:32:13,766 --> 00:32:14,995
That's extortion.
Why would you make
491
00:32:15,097 --> 00:32:16,260
a reservation
at such a criminal place?
492
00:32:16,362 --> 00:32:17,400
We agreed to go
to nice restaurants
493
00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:19,069
on our anniversary.
494
00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:20,630
Oh, there's no "nice" places
in New York City that won't...
495
00:32:20,732 --> 00:32:22,264
charge you 50 bucks if you're
a couple minutes late?
496
00:32:22,366 --> 00:32:23,873
Why did we even bring the car?
497
00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:26,074
Yes, it's my fault,
my rehearsal ran long.
498
00:32:26,176 --> 00:32:27,504
-You made your point.
-We could've called a car.
499
00:32:27,606 --> 00:32:29,780
So we could spend $50
to get into the city...
500
00:32:29,882 --> 00:32:31,344
and then another $200
at the restaurant?
501
00:32:31,446 --> 00:32:34,010
Why do you have a car
if you can't pay for it, John?
502
00:32:34,112 --> 00:32:35,512
Look, right there.
503
00:32:35,614 --> 00:32:38,182
$20 for 40 minutes?
What the fuck is this math?
504
00:32:38,284 --> 00:32:39,888
I don't want
to fight about money
505
00:32:39,990 --> 00:32:41,789
with my boyfriend
on our anniversary.
506
00:32:41,892 --> 00:32:43,020
It makes me feel
like my parents.
507
00:32:43,122 --> 00:32:44,453
JOHN: I'm sorry, okay?
508
00:32:44,555 --> 00:32:46,627
We'll park at the next garage
we see.
509
00:32:46,729 --> 00:32:47,725
What are you doing?
510
00:32:47,827 --> 00:32:49,126
Lucy.
511
00:32:49,228 --> 00:32:50,429
Where the fuck are you going?
512
00:32:51,529 --> 00:32:53,836
Hey, I'm sorry, all right?
I'm sorry.
513
00:32:53,938 --> 00:32:58,006
I don't have any money,
and I forgot.
514
00:32:58,108 --> 00:33:00,943
What? What did you forget?
That you love me?
515
00:33:01,045 --> 00:33:03,143
Will you please get back
in the car? Please?
516
00:33:03,246 --> 00:33:05,641
I don't want to hate you
because you're poor...
517
00:33:05,743 --> 00:33:08,643
but right now I do,
and it makes me hate myself.
518
00:33:08,746 --> 00:33:12,286
Do you know how hard it is
to make you happy?
519
00:33:12,388 --> 00:33:15,618
And I want you to be happy.
I'm trying. I really am.
520
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,088
I know. And it's almost enough
to make me happy.
521
00:33:19,190 --> 00:33:20,624
(HORNS BLARING)
522
00:33:20,726 --> 00:33:24,801
I wish that I didn't care
if we ate from a halal cart...
523
00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:27,665
on our five-year anniversary,
but I do.
524
00:33:27,767 --> 00:33:32,409
And however much you hate me,
I promise, I hate myself more.
525
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:33,474
I don't hate you.
526
00:33:33,576 --> 00:33:34,572
You do.
527
00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:38,081
And it's not because
we're not in love.
528
00:33:39,310 --> 00:33:41,018
It's because we're broke.
529
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,714
(ENGINE IDLING LOUDLY)
530
00:33:48,219 --> 00:33:50,456
(ENGINE SCREECHES)
531
00:34:05,609 --> 00:34:06,571
(DOOR OPENS)
532
00:34:10,713 --> 00:34:11,708
(DOOR CLOSES)
533
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,582
You want to come up?
534
00:34:23,559 --> 00:34:24,556
Yes.
535
00:34:27,026 --> 00:34:28,230
But I shouldn't.
536
00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:34,764
Thanks for the ride.
537
00:34:37,542 --> 00:34:38,537
JOHN: Anytime.
538
00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:45,610
Invite me to your play.
539
00:34:46,451 --> 00:34:47,447
I will.
540
00:34:51,017 --> 00:34:52,221
(DOOR CREAKS)
541
00:34:53,121 --> 00:34:55,323
(ENGINE STARTS, SCREECHING)
542
00:35:04,968 --> 00:35:06,199
I'm just giving you feedback
543
00:35:06,301 --> 00:35:07,597
so you can
improve your performance...
544
00:35:07,699 --> 00:35:09,337
and I can start
getting better matches.
545
00:35:09,439 --> 00:35:11,405
I want to meet someone
who is a combination of all
546
00:35:11,507 --> 00:35:14,206
the different awesome parts
of the last four matches.
547
00:35:14,308 --> 00:35:16,911
Sophie's job
and education level,
548
00:35:17,013 --> 00:35:19,509
Emily's body and lifestyle,
549
00:35:19,611 --> 00:35:22,645
Piper's face
and sense of style...
550
00:35:22,747 --> 00:35:26,956
and Jane's hobbies
and taste in TV shows.
551
00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:30,285
Easy,
since I'm Dr. Frankenstein.
552
00:35:30,387 --> 00:35:31,590
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
553
00:35:33,425 --> 00:35:34,790
I'm turning 48 in a few months
554
00:35:34,892 --> 00:35:37,997
and I think I need
to meet someone more grown.
555
00:35:38,099 --> 00:35:39,365
Someone I can talk to,
556
00:35:39,468 --> 00:35:42,466
just a proper woman
who knows good music...
557
00:35:42,568 --> 00:35:46,207
has seen old movies,
things like that.
558
00:35:46,309 --> 00:35:49,110
My last couple girlfriends
were 21 and 24...
559
00:35:49,212 --> 00:35:52,246
and they were honestly
kind of immature.
560
00:35:52,348 --> 00:35:54,382
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
I can imagine it might be
561
00:35:54,484 --> 00:35:58,448
a little hard to relate
to girls born in the 2000s.
562
00:35:58,550 --> 00:36:00,690
I have a really
special client,
563
00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:02,157
her name is Sophie...
564
00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:04,920
she's a highly
accomplished lawyer, she's 39.
565
00:36:05,926 --> 00:36:07,494
Um...
566
00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:12,066
I wasn't really thinking 30s.
567
00:36:12,168 --> 00:36:13,296
LUCY: So when you
said older...
568
00:36:13,398 --> 00:36:15,535
I meant more like 27, 28.
569
00:36:16,002 --> 00:36:17,237
LUCY: Ah.
570
00:36:17,339 --> 00:36:19,071
It gets really intense
and complicated
571
00:36:19,173 --> 00:36:20,140
with women in their 30s.
572
00:36:20,242 --> 00:36:22,144
They have
really high expectations
573
00:36:22,246 --> 00:36:24,110
and they tend to rush things
because I guess,
574
00:36:24,213 --> 00:36:26,480
their biological clock's
ticking.
575
00:36:27,847 --> 00:36:30,848
I have another really
beautiful client, she's 31--
576
00:36:30,950 --> 00:36:31,914
Uh.
577
00:36:33,216 --> 00:36:34,689
No.
578
00:36:34,791 --> 00:36:37,524
Someone... 27.
579
00:36:38,456 --> 00:36:40,327
Even 29 is pushing it.
580
00:36:40,430 --> 00:36:42,031
Trust me-- it's the best thing
for everyone.
581
00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:43,667
I genuinely get along
much better
582
00:36:43,769 --> 00:36:44,861
with girls in their 20s.
583
00:36:46,667 --> 00:36:49,434
I don't care what she's like
or how she lives...
584
00:36:49,536 --> 00:36:52,074
I just care that
she's my type physically.
585
00:36:52,176 --> 00:36:54,135
LUCY: What's
your type physically?
586
00:36:54,237 --> 00:36:55,410
Fit.
587
00:36:56,044 --> 00:36:57,247
LUCY: Just fit?
588
00:36:57,948 --> 00:37:00,316
Fit. Nothing over 20 BMI.
589
00:37:00,915 --> 00:37:02,285
Okay.
590
00:37:05,455 --> 00:37:08,584
Thank you for agreeing
to come on a date with me.
591
00:37:08,686 --> 00:37:09,992
LUCY: Well, I only
said yes to this
592
00:37:10,094 --> 00:37:11,325
so you'd realize
you're wrong...
593
00:37:11,427 --> 00:37:12,754
and you're not actually
interested in me.
594
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:15,063
HARRY: My instincts
are usually right.
595
00:37:15,165 --> 00:37:16,328
You think that
you're more right
596
00:37:16,430 --> 00:37:17,860
about this
than a professional?
597
00:37:17,962 --> 00:37:21,034
Oh, sure, you're the expert,
but I trust my gut.
598
00:37:21,136 --> 00:37:24,203
LUCY: Okay. We'll see.
599
00:37:24,305 --> 00:37:26,243
You look really good today.
600
00:37:30,945 --> 00:37:32,180
Thanks.
601
00:37:32,282 --> 00:37:34,284
LUCY: How many drinks per week?
602
00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:39,350
Depends, but like, 8? 10?
Work makes it hard not to.
603
00:37:39,452 --> 00:37:41,720
-Do you do drugs?
-Never.
604
00:37:43,223 --> 00:37:45,022
I do pot at parties.
605
00:37:45,124 --> 00:37:46,255
Me too.
606
00:37:46,357 --> 00:37:48,298
So not never.
607
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,893
Hmm.
608
00:37:50,995 --> 00:37:53,501
What do you think is your
best physical feature?
609
00:37:55,103 --> 00:37:56,471
My eyes aren't bad.
610
00:38:04,578 --> 00:38:07,512
How did you end up doing
what you do?
611
00:38:07,614 --> 00:38:09,544
Both my parents
work in finance...
612
00:38:09,646 --> 00:38:10,746
and so does my brother,
613
00:38:10,848 --> 00:38:12,453
so I just kind of
ended up doing it.
614
00:38:12,555 --> 00:38:14,390
And we all work for
the firm my mother started.
615
00:38:15,953 --> 00:38:18,890
-It's a family business.
-Yeah, it's boring.
616
00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:20,162
Mm.
617
00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:21,991
How did you get into
doing what you do?
618
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:28,365
It was the... first
and (CHUCKLES) only thing
619
00:38:28,467 --> 00:38:29,768
I was really good at.
620
00:38:31,509 --> 00:38:33,141
HARRY: What else do you want to know about me?
621
00:38:33,243 --> 00:38:34,537
I bet your parents
never raised
622
00:38:34,639 --> 00:38:36,412
their voices at each other.
623
00:38:37,311 --> 00:38:38,510
I think almost never.
624
00:38:38,612 --> 00:38:40,515
Maybe they were
secretly fighting.
625
00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:43,947
Did they ever
fight about money?
626
00:38:44,853 --> 00:38:45,850
No.
627
00:38:46,890 --> 00:38:47,885
Makes sense.
628
00:38:49,086 --> 00:38:51,757
I think we emulate the way
our parents fight.
629
00:38:52,157 --> 00:38:53,627
Hmm.
630
00:38:53,729 --> 00:38:55,064
I see couples fighting
in the middle of the street
631
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,696
in New York
and I don't get it.
632
00:38:56,798 --> 00:38:59,435
Aren't they embarrassed to do
that in front of people?
633
00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:03,934
I'm the type to fight
in the middle of the street.
634
00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:07,206
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
635
00:39:07,308 --> 00:39:08,609
Have you ever done that?
636
00:39:10,675 --> 00:39:12,841
-Never.
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
637
00:39:12,943 --> 00:39:14,412
SOPHIE: Do you think he will like me?
638
00:39:14,515 --> 00:39:15,944
I think you will
really like him.
639
00:39:16,047 --> 00:39:18,713
-Are you sure?
-Stay open-minded. (LAUGHS)
640
00:39:18,816 --> 00:39:20,988
-I'm so nervous.
-All right.
641
00:39:21,090 --> 00:39:22,224
Okay, text me after
642
00:39:22,326 --> 00:39:23,588
-and I'll call you tomorrow.
-Okay.
643
00:39:23,690 --> 00:39:25,222
-Okay, talk soon, Sophie. Bye.
-Bye.
644
00:39:25,324 --> 00:39:26,557
-Hi.
-Hi.
645
00:39:26,659 --> 00:39:28,629
-Wow. Thank you.
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
646
00:39:29,263 --> 00:39:30,466
You're welcome.
647
00:39:32,066 --> 00:39:33,402
You okay?
648
00:39:33,504 --> 00:39:35,904
Yes. My client is going
on a date right now too.
649
00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:37,106
You seem nervous.
650
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,570
I really want her
to like this guy.
651
00:39:38,672 --> 00:39:40,372
She's had, like,
10 bad dates in a row
652
00:39:40,474 --> 00:39:42,044
and I just need to deliver.
653
00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:43,377
Are you feeling guilty that
654
00:39:43,479 --> 00:39:45,382
you're about to go
on a good date?
655
00:39:46,181 --> 00:39:48,016
(LUCY CHUCKLES)
656
00:39:48,118 --> 00:39:50,317
(FAINT INDISTINCT CHATTER)
657
00:39:50,419 --> 00:39:51,716
LUCY: I don't know
if I like you
658
00:39:51,819 --> 00:39:54,350
or if I just like the places
you take me to.
659
00:39:54,452 --> 00:39:55,551
You like me?
660
00:39:55,653 --> 00:39:57,756
When did that happen?
661
00:39:57,858 --> 00:40:00,225
I think when I saw the way
you pick up the bill.
662
00:40:00,327 --> 00:40:01,527
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
663
00:40:01,629 --> 00:40:03,226
HARRY: I do it
really well, don't I?
664
00:40:03,328 --> 00:40:04,868
You do.
665
00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:07,129
Just one swift motion.
666
00:40:08,435 --> 00:40:11,133
No hesitation. No fear.
667
00:40:11,235 --> 00:40:14,070
HARRY: Well, I can afford it,
so why would I be scared?
668
00:40:15,345 --> 00:40:17,246
You're investing
a lot in me, huh?
669
00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:20,680
I just want our dates
to be romantic.
670
00:40:20,782 --> 00:40:24,520
How expensive a meal is
makes the date romantic?
671
00:40:25,153 --> 00:40:26,181
Doesn't it?
672
00:40:30,588 --> 00:40:33,463
When we first met...
673
00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:36,330
you said your job makes you
think like a mortician
674
00:40:36,432 --> 00:40:38,699
or an insurance claims
adjuster.
675
00:40:39,433 --> 00:40:41,097
How am I as a corpse?
676
00:40:42,302 --> 00:40:43,836
A good corpse.
677
00:40:44,735 --> 00:40:46,271
How about as a payout?
678
00:40:46,373 --> 00:40:48,043
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
679
00:40:48,145 --> 00:40:49,242
Couldn't ask for better.
680
00:40:49,344 --> 00:40:50,942
As a nursing home partner?
681
00:40:53,148 --> 00:40:54,550
A grave buddy?
682
00:41:01,257 --> 00:41:03,086
You can do better than me.
683
00:41:03,927 --> 00:41:05,525
Can I?
684
00:41:05,627 --> 00:41:07,926
You know how to do
the math, don't you?
685
00:41:10,629 --> 00:41:12,928
In my line of work...
686
00:41:13,030 --> 00:41:15,399
I meet hundreds of
highly desirable,
687
00:41:15,501 --> 00:41:16,902
high quality men...
688
00:41:17,004 --> 00:41:21,637
but you are what we call
in my industry "a unicorn."
689
00:41:21,739 --> 00:41:24,345
An impossible fantasy.
690
00:41:24,447 --> 00:41:25,945
Your brother
was a unicorn, too.
691
00:41:26,047 --> 00:41:29,184
The reason my clients cannot
lower their expectations...
692
00:41:29,286 --> 00:41:31,451
is because, against all odds,
693
00:41:31,553 --> 00:41:33,850
men like you
do actually exist.
694
00:41:33,952 --> 00:41:36,020
Well, I'm sure something
is wrong with me.
695
00:41:38,326 --> 00:41:39,892
You're perfect.
696
00:41:41,097 --> 00:41:43,025
You're smart.
697
00:41:43,127 --> 00:41:46,664
You have ideal income,
ideal education...
698
00:41:46,766 --> 00:41:49,735
ideal lifestyle,
ideal height...
699
00:41:49,837 --> 00:41:52,204
you're good-looking,
you have a great body,
700
00:41:52,306 --> 00:41:53,741
you're charming.
701
00:41:55,544 --> 00:41:58,607
You were born rich,
raised rich,
702
00:41:58,709 --> 00:42:00,282
you're still rich.
703
00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:03,012
You own a penthouse
in Tribeca.
704
00:42:03,115 --> 00:42:05,048
You can take a girl
to a restaurant like this
705
00:42:05,150 --> 00:42:09,889
and it's not even (LAUGHS)
like a special occasion.
706
00:42:09,991 --> 00:42:14,627
You don't have a drug habit
or a call girls habit.
707
00:42:14,729 --> 00:42:16,900
You even know
how to cut your hair,
708
00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:18,660
and how to dress.
709
00:42:18,762 --> 00:42:20,130
You have taste.
710
00:42:21,737 --> 00:42:26,536
You are a 10 out of 10
in every category.
711
00:42:26,638 --> 00:42:28,875
A complete package.
712
00:42:28,977 --> 00:42:32,674
So I don't know why you're
trying to throw it all away
713
00:42:32,776 --> 00:42:33,742
on someone like me.
714
00:42:33,844 --> 00:42:35,684
What's someone like you?
715
00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:38,918
Just a girl who works.
716
00:42:41,086 --> 00:42:43,822
I'm older than the women
you could be dating.
717
00:42:43,924 --> 00:42:47,595
Which means my looks
won't last as long.
718
00:42:47,698 --> 00:42:49,891
And I have fewer years
left to get pregnant.
719
00:42:49,993 --> 00:42:52,368
If you marry a 25-year-old,
720
00:42:52,470 --> 00:42:55,605
then in 10 years
she'll look like me.
721
00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:58,736
If you marry me, in 10 years
I'll look like my mother.
722
00:42:58,838 --> 00:43:00,671
What does
your mother look like?
723
00:43:00,773 --> 00:43:03,643
I was born poor, raised poor,
724
00:43:03,745 --> 00:43:06,680
and even though I work,
I have debt.
725
00:43:06,783 --> 00:43:10,180
I'm a college dropout
and a failed actress.
726
00:43:11,649 --> 00:43:13,950
I have no dowry.
727
00:43:14,052 --> 00:43:16,489
If anything,
I have a negative dowry.
728
00:43:16,591 --> 00:43:18,727
Do I look like I need a dowry?
729
00:43:19,928 --> 00:43:23,425
At the end of the day,
the math doesn't add up.
730
00:43:23,527 --> 00:43:27,362
Given your position
in the marketplace
and given mine,
731
00:43:28,305 --> 00:43:30,134
I'm not a girl you marry.
732
00:43:31,707 --> 00:43:34,407
I'm a girl that
you go home with once,
733
00:43:34,509 --> 00:43:36,371
and then never call again.
734
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:40,947
So...
735
00:43:41,814 --> 00:43:44,049
what are you doing with me?
736
00:43:48,018 --> 00:43:49,525
You say you think I'm smart,
737
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:51,760
but you're talking to me
like I'm a caveman.
738
00:43:54,797 --> 00:43:56,297
I wouldn't date you
if I didn't see value.
739
00:43:56,399 --> 00:43:57,564
I'm not like my brother.
740
00:43:57,666 --> 00:43:58,863
I'm not looking
for the nicest,
741
00:43:58,965 --> 00:44:01,330
prettiest rich girl
who likes me back.
742
00:44:05,171 --> 00:44:07,142
I'm looking for someone
who understands the game,
743
00:44:07,244 --> 00:44:08,711
how the world works.
744
00:44:10,207 --> 00:44:12,341
I'm looking for someone
I respect.
745
00:44:13,315 --> 00:44:14,409
And trust.
746
00:44:16,113 --> 00:44:18,149
Someone who knows
more than me.
747
00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:22,722
I don't want to date you
for your material assets...
748
00:44:22,824 --> 00:44:24,160
though I think
you're underselling them
749
00:44:24,262 --> 00:44:26,025
by a significant margin.
750
00:44:27,562 --> 00:44:29,127
Material assets are cheap,
751
00:44:30,398 --> 00:44:31,800
they don't last.
752
00:44:33,332 --> 00:44:36,970
I want to be with you
for your intangible assets.
753
00:44:37,936 --> 00:44:39,234
Those are good investments.
754
00:44:39,336 --> 00:44:41,337
They don't degrade.
They only get sharper.
755
00:44:44,012 --> 00:44:45,873
And, besides,
I have enough material assets
756
00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:47,409
for the both of us.
757
00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:52,720
I see a lot of potential here.
758
00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:54,222
I think you and I could make
great partners.
759
00:44:54,324 --> 00:44:55,890
I hope you agree.
760
00:45:02,599 --> 00:45:03,663
As for what I can
do for you...
761
00:45:03,765 --> 00:45:04,728
I think I'm the only guy
this rich
762
00:45:04,830 --> 00:45:06,395
you can actually stand.
763
00:45:09,574 --> 00:45:11,702
I don't like you
because you're rich.
764
00:45:11,804 --> 00:45:13,369
Then why do you like me?
765
00:45:17,813 --> 00:45:20,310
Because you make me
feel valuable.
766
00:45:27,786 --> 00:45:29,451
You are valuable.
767
00:45:31,596 --> 00:45:33,488
That's what I'm trying
to tell you.
768
00:45:38,132 --> 00:45:40,495
Do you want to see
each other more seriously?
769
00:45:50,947 --> 00:45:52,881
-(SENSUAL INDIE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
770
00:46:44,060 --> 00:46:45,263
(HARRY MOANS SOFTLY)
771
00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:23,466
(LUCY LAUGHING)
772
00:47:24,639 --> 00:47:27,107
(PHONE VIBRATING)
773
00:47:34,081 --> 00:47:35,885
-(LINE RINGING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
774
00:47:39,521 --> 00:47:41,254
(LINE RINGING)
775
00:47:41,356 --> 00:47:43,524
VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Lucy from Adore Matchmaking.
776
00:47:43,626 --> 00:47:44,758
Please leave a message
777
00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:45,790
and I'll call you back. Thanks.
778
00:47:45,892 --> 00:47:48,293
-(BEEPS)
-Hey, it's John.
779
00:47:50,032 --> 00:47:52,228
Okay. Just give me a call
when you get this.
780
00:47:52,330 --> 00:47:55,032
Just wanted
to invite you to the play.
781
00:47:55,134 --> 00:47:57,940
We start previews
next week, so...
782
00:47:59,937 --> 00:48:01,570
Okay. Bye.
783
00:48:14,484 --> 00:48:16,453
HARRY: What's your
dream vacation?
784
00:48:20,396 --> 00:48:21,898
Iceland.
785
00:48:23,596 --> 00:48:24,626
Hmm.
786
00:48:26,601 --> 00:48:28,396
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
787
00:48:28,498 --> 00:48:31,006
Would you let me
take you to Iceland?
788
00:48:33,275 --> 00:48:35,804
-I don't even have a passport.
-Well, let's get you one.
789
00:48:35,907 --> 00:48:37,441
(CHUCKLES)
790
00:48:38,678 --> 00:48:40,609
(SIGHING)
791
00:48:47,617 --> 00:48:49,926
(WHISPERING)
How much is this apartment?
792
00:48:50,758 --> 00:48:52,192
Twelve million.
793
00:48:58,262 --> 00:48:59,694
(WHISPERING) Do you like it?
794
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,698
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
795
00:49:07,472 --> 00:49:10,705
-(ALARM RINGING)
-(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)
796
00:49:18,555 --> 00:49:20,583
(JOHN GROANS, SIGHS)
797
00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:41,637
-(RUBBER SQUELCHES)
-Oh.
798
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,509
What the fuck?
799
00:49:46,716 --> 00:49:48,248
(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
800
00:49:53,819 --> 00:49:54,752
Fuck!
801
00:49:54,854 --> 00:49:56,421
(SQUELCHING)
802
00:49:59,862 --> 00:50:01,460
-(THUDS)
-Hey, motherfucker!
803
00:50:01,562 --> 00:50:03,927
You can't leave
your used condoms
on the kitchen floor!
804
00:50:04,029 --> 00:50:05,162
It's unacceptable!
805
00:50:05,264 --> 00:50:06,294
I got kind of drunk
last night.
806
00:50:06,397 --> 00:50:08,137
I must've missed
the trash can.
807
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:09,565
Why don't you throw it out
in your own fucking trash can?
808
00:50:09,667 --> 00:50:11,269
I don't want it just
sitting there in the room.
809
00:50:11,371 --> 00:50:14,003
Why don't you want
your own cum in the room?
810
00:50:14,105 --> 00:50:15,506
It's fucking gross.
811
00:50:15,608 --> 00:50:17,144
So we have to deal with it
in the fucking kitchen?
812
00:50:17,246 --> 00:50:19,375
I know it doesn't
make sense, man, I was drunk.
813
00:50:19,477 --> 00:50:21,245
RON: Hey, can you two
stop yelling?
814
00:50:21,347 --> 00:50:22,710
I'm teaching an acting class
on Zoom...
815
00:50:22,812 --> 00:50:25,021
and you're making me
look really unprofessional.
816
00:50:25,588 --> 00:50:26,583
(DOOR SLAMS)
817
00:50:28,722 --> 00:50:29,718
(THUDS)
818
00:50:31,725 --> 00:50:32,754
(SIGHS)
819
00:50:34,926 --> 00:50:37,363
Oh, fuck!
820
00:50:41,133 --> 00:50:42,665
(THUDS LIGHTLY, CREAKS)
821
00:50:45,774 --> 00:50:47,373
(THUDS, CREAKS)
822
00:50:49,776 --> 00:50:51,113
(SIGHS)
823
00:51:02,954 --> 00:51:04,522
(SIGHS)
824
00:51:36,692 --> 00:51:38,059
HARRY: Right.
825
00:51:38,162 --> 00:51:40,591
So he's asking for
a valuation in his dreams.
826
00:51:43,633 --> 00:51:45,968
It's inflated.
827
00:51:46,070 --> 00:51:49,667
He's giving us a DCF
based on pure fiction...
828
00:51:49,769 --> 00:51:54,341
on future revenue streams with
blinders for expense growth.
829
00:51:57,782 --> 00:51:59,476
Yeah, he's a bad analyst...
830
00:51:59,578 --> 00:52:02,184
and he's just making
shit up at this point.
831
00:52:08,953 --> 00:52:11,389
He's just saying numbers that
come to his head. Listen...
832
00:52:11,492 --> 00:52:13,621
it's still a good growth
story for our company...
833
00:52:13,723 --> 00:52:15,027
so we're going
to have to continue
834
00:52:15,129 --> 00:52:16,495
playing ball with this guy.
835
00:52:19,966 --> 00:52:21,500
(LINE RINGING)
836
00:52:23,332 --> 00:52:24,866
(LINE RINGING)
837
00:52:26,308 --> 00:52:28,474
VOICEMAIL:
Hi, you've reached Sophie...
838
00:52:29,073 --> 00:52:30,542
(SIGHS)
839
00:52:35,751 --> 00:52:37,318
(LINE RINGING)
840
00:52:39,249 --> 00:52:40,783
(LINE RINGING)
841
00:52:42,857 --> 00:52:44,391
(LINE RINGING)
842
00:52:46,223 --> 00:52:47,724
(LINE RINGING)
843
00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:49,458
MARK: Hello?
844
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,765
Hi, Mark,
it's Lucy from Adore.
845
00:52:51,867 --> 00:52:53,167
MARK: Oh, hi.
846
00:52:53,269 --> 00:52:55,169
Hi. So, I just wanted
to get some feedback
847
00:52:55,271 --> 00:52:57,435
on your first date
with my client Sophie.
848
00:52:57,538 --> 00:52:59,371
Actually I haven't gotten
ahold of her yet...
849
00:52:59,473 --> 00:53:00,768
so I don't know
how it went on her end...
850
00:53:00,871 --> 00:53:03,573
but I'm excited to hear
how it went for you.
851
00:53:03,675 --> 00:53:06,707
MARK: It went so well. She's wonderful.
852
00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:09,784
Like really nice face, good body,
853
00:53:09,886 --> 00:53:11,616
good job, great energy.
854
00:53:11,718 --> 00:53:15,457
Just all the things I said I wanted from a match.
855
00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:16,857
Okay.
856
00:53:16,959 --> 00:53:18,521
Okay, I love hearing this.
857
00:53:18,623 --> 00:53:20,862
Um, I'm so glad
you had a good time.
858
00:53:20,964 --> 00:53:23,060
Sophie is really wonderful.
859
00:53:23,162 --> 00:53:24,461
MARK: Yeah, no.
860
00:53:24,563 --> 00:53:26,134
Like the conversation just flowed.
861
00:53:26,236 --> 00:53:29,268
Uh, we ended up staying out pretty late.
862
00:53:29,370 --> 00:53:31,768
Cool. So, do you want
to see her again?
863
00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:34,705
MARK: Sure.
864
00:53:34,807 --> 00:53:36,609
Sure. I'm not sure how serious it's going to be...
865
00:53:36,711 --> 00:53:39,477
but I wouldn't mind seeing her again, if she's game.
866
00:53:39,580 --> 00:53:42,444
Great. Yeah, of course,
one step at a time.
867
00:53:42,547 --> 00:53:45,149
MARK: All right. Thanks, Lucy.
868
00:53:45,251 --> 00:53:46,351
Great. You have a good day
869
00:53:46,453 --> 00:53:47,715
and I'll reach out
this afternoon...
870
00:53:47,817 --> 00:53:49,720
after I speak with her.
Thanks, Mark.
871
00:53:52,058 --> 00:53:53,262
Thanks, Mark!
872
00:53:53,993 --> 00:53:54,989
(SIGHS)
873
00:53:59,563 --> 00:54:01,534
VOICEMAIL: Hey, it's John.
874
00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:05,470
Okay. Just give me a call when you get this.
875
00:54:05,572 --> 00:54:07,505
Just wanted to invite you to the play.
876
00:54:07,607 --> 00:54:09,839
VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Sophie...
877
00:54:13,982 --> 00:54:15,415
-Hey.
-Hey.
878
00:54:15,517 --> 00:54:18,748
So, uh, Rose was asking
for her client Mia W.
879
00:54:18,850 --> 00:54:21,549
How it's going with
Peter C.'s brother, Harry?
880
00:54:21,651 --> 00:54:22,791
Were you able to recruit him?
881
00:54:22,893 --> 00:54:24,689
Yeah. Uh, actually, um...
882
00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:27,896
I'm dating him.
883
00:54:27,998 --> 00:54:30,460
-You're dating him?
-Yep.
884
00:54:30,562 --> 00:54:33,095
-You know he's a unicorn.
-Mm-hmm.
885
00:54:33,198 --> 00:54:34,466
(CHUCKLES)
886
00:54:34,568 --> 00:54:36,334
You couldn't let him
go on a couple dates
887
00:54:36,436 --> 00:54:38,101
with some
of our clients first?
888
00:54:38,203 --> 00:54:39,502
He insisted.
889
00:54:39,604 --> 00:54:41,640
DAISY: (SCOFFS)
I'm sure he did.
890
00:54:43,578 --> 00:54:46,810
Hey, Lucy. Can I speak to you
in my office?
891
00:54:52,815 --> 00:54:55,824
Have you spoken
with Sophie L.?
892
00:54:55,926 --> 00:54:58,193
Uh, not yet. Just Mark P.
893
00:54:58,296 --> 00:55:02,257
VIOLET: I just hung up
with Sophie's lawyer.
894
00:55:02,359 --> 00:55:03,563
Her lawyer?
895
00:55:04,895 --> 00:55:09,371
Apparently,
she was assaulted on the date.
896
00:55:13,743 --> 00:55:14,772
What?
897
00:55:19,310 --> 00:55:20,781
By Mark P.?
898
00:55:20,883 --> 00:55:21,911
VIOLET: Yes.
899
00:55:23,985 --> 00:55:25,046
Last night?
900
00:55:25,855 --> 00:55:27,651
Are you serious?
901
00:55:27,754 --> 00:55:30,392
She's bringing charges
to the company, not you.
902
00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:32,390
I have a call
with the legal team
in two minutes...
903
00:55:32,492 --> 00:55:33,692
and we're going
to figure it out.
904
00:55:34,492 --> 00:55:35,828
I need to speak with her.
905
00:55:35,930 --> 00:55:37,366
Lucy, no.
906
00:55:37,468 --> 00:55:40,235
-Violet, she's my client.
-VIOLET: She's not anymore.
907
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:42,468
So if Sophie calls,
you must not pick up.
908
00:55:42,570 --> 00:55:45,733
-I can't do nothing.
-VIOLET: Do nothing.
909
00:55:45,835 --> 00:55:47,405
You made the best match
you could
910
00:55:47,507 --> 00:55:49,408
given the information
you have.
911
00:55:49,510 --> 00:55:51,173
This particular match
did not work out
912
00:55:51,275 --> 00:55:55,414
but you've been doing
amazing work for Sophie
for months.
913
00:55:55,516 --> 00:55:58,248
The match didn't
"not work out," Vi,
914
00:55:58,350 --> 00:56:00,420
she was assaulted.
915
00:56:00,522 --> 00:56:03,023
A matchmaker can't vouch
for how a person is
916
00:56:03,125 --> 00:56:04,324
in an intimate setting
917
00:56:04,426 --> 00:56:06,120
since she's never been
in one with them.
918
00:56:09,728 --> 00:56:12,665
Has something like this
happened before?
919
00:56:14,299 --> 00:56:15,569
Of course.
920
00:56:16,533 --> 00:56:18,440
This is dating.
921
00:56:19,474 --> 00:56:20,701
This happened
to one of my clients
922
00:56:20,803 --> 00:56:23,511
the third year I worked here.
923
00:56:23,613 --> 00:56:26,679
If you do this long enough,
it happens to all of us.
924
00:56:28,380 --> 00:56:30,149
It's a known risk.
925
00:56:30,251 --> 00:56:32,047
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
926
00:56:40,129 --> 00:56:42,156
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
927
00:57:01,952 --> 00:57:03,518
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
928
00:57:05,451 --> 00:57:08,182
(CREAKS, CLOSES, LATCHES)
929
00:57:18,461 --> 00:57:20,667
(GASPING)
930
00:57:32,510 --> 00:57:34,813
(BREATH TREMBLING)
931
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:44,758
Hi, you.
932
00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:45,857
Hi.
933
00:57:47,459 --> 00:57:48,761
Sorry I'm late.
934
00:57:50,296 --> 00:57:51,533
No worries.
935
00:57:52,465 --> 00:57:53,629
Am I dressed nice enough?
936
00:57:53,731 --> 00:57:55,999
You might be dressed too nice.
937
00:57:59,540 --> 00:58:01,339
My mother and father
made love.
938
00:58:01,441 --> 00:58:03,576
I was born. I grew up.
939
00:58:03,678 --> 00:58:06,577
I entered this restaurant.
I'm on a date.
940
00:58:06,679 --> 00:58:08,280
A waiter walks up to me
and asks,
941
00:58:08,382 --> 00:58:09,548
"What can I do for you?"
942
00:58:09,650 --> 00:58:11,151
"I don't know.
What can you do for me?"
943
00:58:11,253 --> 00:58:12,781
I order a glass of water.
944
00:58:12,883 --> 00:58:14,517
My mother and father
made love.
945
00:58:14,619 --> 00:58:16,589
I was born. I grew up.
946
00:58:16,691 --> 00:58:19,260
I entered this restaurant.
I'm on a date.
947
00:58:19,362 --> 00:58:21,193
The waiter
is touching my back.
948
00:58:21,295 --> 00:58:22,329
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
949
00:58:22,431 --> 00:58:24,560
I went to school.
I read books.
950
00:58:24,662 --> 00:58:26,026
I wrote book reports.
951
00:58:26,128 --> 00:58:28,864
I went to more school.
I wrote essays.
952
00:58:28,966 --> 00:58:30,566
JOHN: Well,
it's certainly different.
953
00:58:30,668 --> 00:58:32,034
I mean, it's, it's, uh...
954
00:58:32,136 --> 00:58:34,840
It's been a good experience.
I feel really lucky.
955
00:58:36,743 --> 00:58:37,939
Listen, it was great
to meet you guys.
956
00:58:38,041 --> 00:58:39,614
-Thanks for coming.
-MAN: Of course.
957
00:58:45,419 --> 00:58:47,055
-Hey, buddy.
-Hey.
958
00:58:47,157 --> 00:58:49,253
-That was great.
-Was it?
959
00:58:49,355 --> 00:58:50,851
Yes, I loved it.
960
00:58:50,953 --> 00:58:52,493
This is my boyfriend, Harry.
961
00:58:52,595 --> 00:58:54,561
Hey, nice to meet you.
Thanks for coming.
962
00:58:54,663 --> 00:58:57,260
Congratulations.
That was really interesting.
963
00:58:57,362 --> 00:58:58,664
Thanks.
964
00:58:58,767 --> 00:59:01,130
I can't believe you remembered
all those lines.
965
00:59:02,304 --> 00:59:04,639
Yeah. Yeah, it's nuts.
966
00:59:07,608 --> 00:59:08,604
Well, listen,
we're going around
967
00:59:08,706 --> 00:59:09,704
the corner to get a drink.
968
00:59:09,806 --> 00:59:11,107
You guys want to come?
969
00:59:12,412 --> 00:59:14,279
-Yes.
-Great.
970
00:59:14,381 --> 00:59:15,878
-Okay.
-Yeah.
971
00:59:15,980 --> 00:59:17,545
JOHN:
So, what did you really think?
972
00:59:17,647 --> 00:59:19,716
I liked it.
973
00:59:19,818 --> 00:59:21,852
Some of it
didn't make sense...
974
00:59:21,955 --> 00:59:25,220
but I loved watching you act,
you know that.
975
00:59:26,261 --> 00:59:27,963
Do you ever miss it?
976
00:59:28,065 --> 00:59:29,328
LUCY: Acting? No.
977
00:59:29,430 --> 00:59:30,830
Not even a little bit?
978
00:59:32,268 --> 00:59:34,434
LUCY: I'm not like you.
979
00:59:34,536 --> 00:59:36,668
I was never going
to be an actor.
980
00:59:36,770 --> 00:59:40,939
I didn't know how to stand
or... speak.
981
00:59:43,808 --> 00:59:45,845
You were always good though.
982
00:59:46,942 --> 00:59:48,716
You're even better now.
983
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,081
I'm really proud of you, John.
984
00:59:52,183 --> 00:59:54,623
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
985
01:00:00,561 --> 01:00:02,059
You met him at the wedding?
986
01:00:02,725 --> 01:00:04,198
LUCY: Yeah.
987
01:00:04,300 --> 01:00:06,096
He's the groom's brother.
988
01:00:08,505 --> 01:00:10,265
You're not gonna marry him,
are you?
989
01:00:10,666 --> 01:00:12,338
Why not?
990
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:14,238
Because he's good-looking.
991
01:00:14,340 --> 01:00:15,611
And rich.
992
01:00:16,410 --> 01:00:17,972
Has a real job.
993
01:00:18,074 --> 01:00:20,176
Probably doesn't
have roommates.
994
01:00:21,779 --> 01:00:23,178
Probably doesn't get angry
995
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:25,951
at stupid shit all the time
that doesn't matter.
996
01:00:27,216 --> 01:00:29,658
Can we talk
about something else?
997
01:00:33,997 --> 01:00:35,125
You okay?
998
01:00:40,434 --> 01:00:42,162
Why do you ask?
999
01:00:42,264 --> 01:00:45,806
Just... you don't seem
like you're okay.
1000
01:00:47,473 --> 01:00:48,743
Is it him?
1001
01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:54,210
Is it work?
1002
01:00:57,051 --> 01:01:00,084
I just don't think
I'm very good
at my job anymore.
1003
01:01:02,718 --> 01:01:03,753
(SIGHS)
1004
01:01:03,855 --> 01:01:06,426
I'm sure it's gonna be fine.
1005
01:01:06,528 --> 01:01:09,597
You're so hard on yourself.
1006
01:01:09,699 --> 01:01:13,600
You're not a drone pilot
or a gun lobbyist.
1007
01:01:13,702 --> 01:01:16,636
You don't work
at Shell or McKinsey.
1008
01:01:16,738 --> 01:01:19,708
It's just dating.
It's not that serious.
1009
01:01:22,474 --> 01:01:23,679
Right.
1010
01:01:25,546 --> 01:01:27,942
Dating is not serious.
1011
01:01:28,044 --> 01:01:30,345
It's just girl shit, right?
1012
01:01:31,420 --> 01:01:33,313
That's not what I meant.
1013
01:01:33,415 --> 01:01:36,054
You always know exactly
what to say to me.
1014
01:01:38,954 --> 01:01:40,154
HARRY: Ready to go?
1015
01:01:40,256 --> 01:01:42,727
Yep. I'm gonna
wait for you outside.
1016
01:01:42,829 --> 01:01:44,663
HARRY: Uh,
I'll get the drinks.
1017
01:01:44,765 --> 01:01:46,900
BETH: (GASPS)
Thank you, Harry.
1018
01:01:49,799 --> 01:01:51,003
Thank you.
1019
01:01:53,005 --> 01:01:55,205
-(RATTLING IN DISTANCE)
-(SIREN WAILS)
1020
01:02:08,718 --> 01:02:10,726
(SIGHS)
1021
01:02:21,735 --> 01:02:23,033
I don't want to date a liberal
1022
01:02:23,136 --> 01:02:25,804
and they have to go to church
every Sunday.
1023
01:02:25,906 --> 01:02:28,110
I don't want someone
who likes cats.
1024
01:02:28,212 --> 01:02:30,072
I'm a dog person.
1025
01:02:30,174 --> 01:02:33,081
LUCY: Is a moderate
democrat okay?
1026
01:02:33,183 --> 01:02:34,309
Only republican.
1027
01:02:34,411 --> 01:02:36,716
I want someone who identifies
as a conservative.
1028
01:02:36,818 --> 01:02:39,183
LUCY: Audrey,
(SIGHS) I don't know
1029
01:02:39,285 --> 01:02:42,324
if there's a cat-hating,
Christian conservative lesbian
1030
01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:43,688
in most parts of New York...
1031
01:02:43,790 --> 01:02:45,592
who wants to date a closeted
1032
01:02:45,694 --> 01:02:48,563
49-year-old
with three children.
1033
01:02:48,665 --> 01:02:50,431
Would you be willing
to date someone
1034
01:02:50,534 --> 01:02:53,798
from Long Island
or New Jersey?
1035
01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:55,665
I want to prioritize
dating a man
1036
01:02:55,767 --> 01:02:57,499
who's white at first
1037
01:02:57,601 --> 01:03:01,608
but then if we have no luck,
we can move on to other races.
1038
01:03:01,710 --> 01:03:04,075
LUCY: So "whites only,"
at first?
1039
01:03:04,177 --> 01:03:07,942
I mean, technically,
I'm open to all ethnicities.
1040
01:03:08,044 --> 01:03:09,950
Eleanor, "technically,"
1041
01:03:10,052 --> 01:03:13,414
you're asking me to set you up
with only white men.
1042
01:03:13,516 --> 01:03:16,183
I know the list looks long
but I deserve someone
1043
01:03:16,285 --> 01:03:18,126
who fulfills
all of my criteria.
1044
01:03:18,228 --> 01:03:19,287
I really do.
1045
01:03:19,389 --> 01:03:22,028
I mean look at me.
I'm a catch. (CHUCKLES)
1046
01:03:24,964 --> 01:03:27,965
Patricia,
I know that every year
1047
01:03:28,067 --> 01:03:29,704
you go without having
a husband...
1048
01:03:29,807 --> 01:03:33,809
raises your expectations
for him exponentially.
1049
01:03:33,911 --> 01:03:36,942
But that doesn't mean
that you're due to get one.
1050
01:03:37,045 --> 01:03:39,613
And it doesn't mean
that you can customize...
1051
01:03:39,715 --> 01:03:42,243
because this is
not a simulation.
1052
01:03:42,345 --> 01:03:44,014
If the service
I was providing you
1053
01:03:44,116 --> 01:03:45,920
was building you a man
then, of course,
1054
01:03:46,022 --> 01:03:49,418
I could build you a man with
everything on this list...
1055
01:03:50,524 --> 01:03:52,022
But I can't.
1056
01:03:52,124 --> 01:03:55,397
Because this is
not a car or a house.
1057
01:03:55,499 --> 01:03:57,093
We're talking about people.
1058
01:03:57,195 --> 01:04:00,434
People are people
are people are people.
1059
01:04:00,536 --> 01:04:02,263
They come as they are.
1060
01:04:02,365 --> 01:04:05,539
And all I can hope
to find for you
1061
01:04:05,641 --> 01:04:06,939
is a man that you can tolerate
1062
01:04:07,042 --> 01:04:10,142
for the next 50 years
who likes you at all.
1063
01:04:12,009 --> 01:04:13,574
And you are not a catch...
1064
01:04:14,584 --> 01:04:16,313
because you are not a fish.
1065
01:04:29,061 --> 01:04:31,999
I was managing
her expectations.
1066
01:04:34,067 --> 01:04:36,133
VIOLET: Patricia canceled
her membership
1067
01:04:36,235 --> 01:04:40,040
and reviewed us online,
calling us a scam.
1068
01:04:41,344 --> 01:04:43,107
We are a scam.
1069
01:04:43,209 --> 01:04:46,647
We don't give them
what they pay for, do we?
1070
01:04:46,749 --> 01:04:50,314
We promise them love
and then...
1071
01:04:50,416 --> 01:04:55,616
we just give them bad dates
with morons and criminals.
1072
01:05:00,789 --> 01:05:04,328
I know the Sophie L. situation
is still weighing on you.
1073
01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:11,203
Burnout is common
for matchmakers.
1074
01:05:11,870 --> 01:05:13,335
You need a break.
1075
01:05:13,438 --> 01:05:15,440
You should go on a trip
with your boyfriend.
1076
01:05:15,542 --> 01:05:16,912
(SCOFFS)
1077
01:05:19,044 --> 01:05:21,312
If I take a break right now...
1078
01:05:22,145 --> 01:05:24,149
I may never come back.
1079
01:05:24,251 --> 01:05:26,687
VIOLET: You will,
because you love your clients.
1080
01:05:26,789 --> 01:05:29,917
I hate them.
They are children.
1081
01:05:30,019 --> 01:05:32,321
I hate them.
1082
01:05:32,423 --> 01:05:34,091
VIOLET: They give us
thousands of dollars.
1083
01:05:34,193 --> 01:05:36,426
They're entitled
to some regression.
1084
01:05:38,295 --> 01:05:41,733
Do you think
that any one of them
1085
01:05:41,835 --> 01:05:43,499
says to their therapist...
1086
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:48,303
"No Blacks, no fatties"?
1087
01:05:48,405 --> 01:05:50,237
And if I'm
their actual therapist,
1088
01:05:50,339 --> 01:05:52,946
which it feels like I am...
1089
01:05:53,048 --> 01:05:56,344
I don't have the schooling
to support that.
1090
01:05:56,446 --> 01:05:59,086
And I certainly
don't get paid enough.
1091
01:06:00,990 --> 01:06:04,252
VIOLET: Lucy, we're better
than therapists.
1092
01:06:04,354 --> 01:06:06,823
We work
with the most intimate...
1093
01:06:06,925 --> 01:06:08,256
extremely personal,
1094
01:06:08,358 --> 01:06:09,964
unofficial part
of their lives...
1095
01:06:10,066 --> 01:06:13,660
that they'd like to see
struck from the record.
1096
01:06:13,762 --> 01:06:16,763
We work with their
loneliness and rejection...
1097
01:06:16,865 --> 01:06:20,573
the kind that makes someone
get naked for a stranger.
1098
01:06:20,675 --> 01:06:22,010
We're the real deal.
1099
01:06:22,711 --> 01:06:23,977
That's why they tell you
1100
01:06:24,079 --> 01:06:26,043
more than they would
tell their therapists
1101
01:06:26,145 --> 01:06:28,280
and why they take
risks with you.
1102
01:06:30,012 --> 01:06:31,381
"Risks."
1103
01:06:31,483 --> 01:06:34,150
VIOLET: Yes. Risks that can
lead to a situation
1104
01:06:34,252 --> 01:06:36,550
like what happened
with Sophie L.
1105
01:06:36,652 --> 01:06:40,358
And risks that lead
to lifelong marriages.
1106
01:06:42,393 --> 01:06:44,796
You know
this is life-changing work.
1107
01:06:44,898 --> 01:06:46,364
And you're born for it.
1108
01:06:47,703 --> 01:06:49,366
Take a break starting now.
1109
01:06:49,468 --> 01:06:52,733
And I expect you back
in four weeks, renewed.
1110
01:06:53,409 --> 01:06:54,367
I insist.
1111
01:06:54,469 --> 01:06:56,572
-(CHEERING)
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
1112
01:07:00,310 --> 01:07:02,444
ROSE: Violet! Amazing news!
1113
01:07:02,547 --> 01:07:06,387
My client Zoe H.
and Fred A. just got engaged!
1114
01:07:06,489 --> 01:07:08,754
(WOMEN CHEERING)
1115
01:07:08,856 --> 01:07:11,625
VIOLET: Unbelievable! Oh!
1116
01:07:11,727 --> 01:07:14,694
That is so impressive!
1117
01:07:14,796 --> 01:07:16,223
What an amazing match!
1118
01:07:16,325 --> 01:07:17,624
-Number four?
-(SIGHS)
1119
01:07:17,726 --> 01:07:19,797
-ROSE: Yes!
-We have to throw you a party!
1120
01:07:19,899 --> 01:07:21,668
(WOMEN SCREAMING)
1121
01:07:21,770 --> 01:07:23,731
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
1122
01:07:58,103 --> 01:08:00,339
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1123
01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:05,113
(MAN CHATTERING)
1124
01:08:37,679 --> 01:08:38,674
LUCY: Sophie.
1125
01:08:53,289 --> 01:08:55,493
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1126
01:09:12,011 --> 01:09:13,478
(PANTING) Sophie.
1127
01:09:16,448 --> 01:09:18,111
-Sophie.
-You don't want to talk to me.
1128
01:09:18,213 --> 01:09:19,884
Please.
1129
01:09:19,986 --> 01:09:21,486
I am so embarrassed.
1130
01:09:22,486 --> 01:09:23,823
I thought I could
pay some girl
1131
01:09:23,925 --> 01:09:25,556
to find me a boyfriend.
1132
01:09:26,156 --> 01:09:27,290
I'm sorry.
1133
01:09:27,392 --> 01:09:29,029
"An expert"?
What a fucking joke.
1134
01:09:29,131 --> 01:09:31,899
-Sophie-
-You know what's even funnier?
1135
01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:34,031
I almost felt like
we were friends.
1136
01:09:34,133 --> 01:09:35,900
I, I, I, I really-- I--
1137
01:09:36,002 --> 01:09:37,331
(BREATH TREMBLING)
1138
01:09:37,433 --> 01:09:39,372
Can we please just talk?
1139
01:09:40,302 --> 01:09:41,572
Talk about what?
1140
01:09:43,043 --> 01:09:44,641
What do you have to say?
1141
01:09:48,445 --> 01:09:50,317
(SIGHS, WHISPERING) I'm sorry.
1142
01:09:51,988 --> 01:09:54,189
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
I'm so sorry.
1143
01:09:55,757 --> 01:09:57,786
I trusted you.
1144
01:09:59,656 --> 01:10:02,230
I didn't know
what he was capable of.
1145
01:10:03,732 --> 01:10:05,694
I see, so...
1146
01:10:05,796 --> 01:10:09,903
you knew his height,
which was a lie by the way.
1147
01:10:10,005 --> 01:10:11,732
And his job and his salary,
1148
01:10:11,834 --> 01:10:13,900
which was also a lie
just for the record.
1149
01:10:14,002 --> 01:10:16,108
And his looks, which is
really nothing much...
1150
01:10:16,210 --> 01:10:18,312
but you didn't know
who he was.
1151
01:10:19,211 --> 01:10:22,843
As a person. As a man.
1152
01:10:22,945 --> 01:10:25,649
Well, I went on a date
with him and found out.
1153
01:10:26,749 --> 01:10:28,715
He's the kind of guy
who gets drunk
1154
01:10:28,817 --> 01:10:31,325
and follows you
into the bathroom.
1155
01:10:32,628 --> 01:10:33,690
(SIGHS)
1156
01:10:35,331 --> 01:10:37,694
Why would you set me up
with someone like that?
1157
01:10:41,667 --> 01:10:46,571
He was a strong match
with a lot of potential.
1158
01:10:51,541 --> 01:10:53,908
He checked a lot of our boxes.
1159
01:10:58,885 --> 01:11:00,013
"Boxes"?
1160
01:11:05,525 --> 01:11:07,093
The truth is,
you set me up with that man
1161
01:11:07,195 --> 01:11:08,762
because you think
I'm worthless.
1162
01:11:08,864 --> 01:11:10,064
LUCY: No, I don't--
1163
01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:11,725
You didn't know
what to do with me.
1164
01:11:11,827 --> 01:11:13,928
That's how I ended up
on that date.
1165
01:11:15,997 --> 01:11:19,239
Here I was thinking that
you worked for me...
1166
01:11:19,341 --> 01:11:21,573
but the whole time
I was working for you.
1167
01:11:23,176 --> 01:11:26,377
Worthless merchandise...
1168
01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:29,317
to pawn off to anyone
who'd take it.
1169
01:11:33,923 --> 01:11:35,785
But I am not merchandise.
1170
01:11:37,287 --> 01:11:38,623
I'm a person.
1171
01:11:40,724 --> 01:11:44,624
And I know I deserve love.
(SHUDDERS)
1172
01:11:44,726 --> 01:11:47,599
I know you do. I believe it.
1173
01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:51,306
Fuck you.
1174
01:11:52,136 --> 01:11:53,374
Pimp.
1175
01:11:54,138 --> 01:11:56,311
(SOBBING)
1176
01:12:33,848 --> 01:12:34,844
(THUDS)
1177
01:12:47,764 --> 01:12:48,891
(SNIFFLES)
1178
01:12:50,759 --> 01:12:52,294
-(PHONE VIBRATING)
-Thanks.
1179
01:12:52,396 --> 01:12:53,862
Can I get a receipt?
1180
01:12:53,964 --> 01:12:56,998
-(PHONE VIBRATING)
-(SPANISH CHATTER ON RADIO)
1181
01:13:00,076 --> 01:13:02,069
(PHONE CONTINUES VIBRATING)
1182
01:13:04,979 --> 01:13:05,974
Thanks, man.
1183
01:13:07,684 --> 01:13:08,680
Lucy?
1184
01:13:09,612 --> 01:13:11,314
What's going on? You okay?
1185
01:13:11,416 --> 01:13:14,450
LUCY: (SHUDDERING) No.
1186
01:13:14,553 --> 01:13:15,984
Do you want me
to come get you?
1187
01:13:17,488 --> 01:13:19,193
LUCY: No, I'm at home.
1188
01:13:19,295 --> 01:13:21,492
I shouldn't even be calling you.
1189
01:13:21,594 --> 01:13:25,026
You can always call me.
What's up?
1190
01:13:26,464 --> 01:13:27,963
LUCY: I fucked up. (SOBS)
1191
01:13:31,367 --> 01:13:32,605
Okay.
1192
01:13:36,576 --> 01:13:39,876
I'm not supposed
to tell anybody but...
1193
01:13:43,051 --> 01:13:44,518
can I tell you?
1194
01:13:46,054 --> 01:13:47,081
JOHN: Of course.
1195
01:13:48,385 --> 01:13:49,589
Anything.
1196
01:13:55,529 --> 01:13:59,027
I set my client up
with a bad person.
1197
01:14:01,504 --> 01:14:04,232
I didn't know he was bad,
but I introduced them.
1198
01:14:04,334 --> 01:14:05,539
And now
1199
01:14:07,108 --> 01:14:09,375
I can't fix it.
1200
01:14:09,477 --> 01:14:12,711
I'm the last person
who can fix it.
1201
01:14:17,285 --> 01:14:19,082
Do you want me to come over?
1202
01:14:19,185 --> 01:14:21,288
LUCY: No.
1203
01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:24,921
No. I'm about to go to Harry's.
1204
01:14:26,422 --> 01:14:27,660
Right.
1205
01:14:28,931 --> 01:14:30,090
LUCY: Sorry.
1206
01:14:30,192 --> 01:14:34,134
No, no. It's... Hey,
nothing to be sorry about.
1207
01:14:34,236 --> 01:14:35,932
Keep telling me what happened.
1208
01:14:37,301 --> 01:14:38,605
I'm here.
1209
01:14:40,405 --> 01:14:42,609
(WATER RUNNING)
1210
01:17:11,621 --> 01:17:13,320
(HARRY SIGHS)
1211
01:17:16,331 --> 01:17:17,731
Do you know what they are?
1212
01:17:18,562 --> 01:17:19,865
I think so.
1213
01:17:21,569 --> 01:17:23,836
-It's not a big deal.
-I know.
1214
01:17:27,375 --> 01:17:28,907
I made an investment.
1215
01:17:30,742 --> 01:17:32,040
A body is like an apartment.
1216
01:17:32,142 --> 01:17:34,176
You have to invest
to get the value back.
1217
01:17:36,218 --> 01:17:37,718
I understand you.
1218
01:17:39,353 --> 01:17:40,952
I invested too.
1219
01:17:46,790 --> 01:17:48,388
HARRY: Right. I figured.
1220
01:17:52,928 --> 01:17:55,163
Did your brother too?
1221
01:17:55,265 --> 01:17:58,904
HARRY: Yeah, we did it
together eight years ago.
1222
01:18:02,109 --> 01:18:04,870
Six feet or taller was one of
Charlotte's non-negotiables...
1223
01:18:04,972 --> 01:18:07,242
so I'm glad he did.
1224
01:18:09,746 --> 01:18:11,213
Was it painful?
1225
01:18:14,950 --> 01:18:16,250
I know it sounds stupid,
1226
01:18:16,352 --> 01:18:18,218
breaking your legs to gain
a few extra inches.
1227
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:20,992
But we keep saying,
definitely worth it.
1228
01:18:22,694 --> 01:18:24,259
It changed our lives.
1229
01:18:26,294 --> 01:18:29,867
With women,
completely, of course.
1230
01:18:29,969 --> 01:18:31,734
Women just approach us
and talk to us now,
1231
01:18:31,836 --> 01:18:33,433
which never happened before.
1232
01:18:35,477 --> 01:18:37,974
I haven't struck out since.
1233
01:18:38,077 --> 01:18:40,339
But you can also tell
the difference at work
1234
01:18:40,441 --> 01:18:43,047
and at restaurants
and airports. You're...
1235
01:18:45,453 --> 01:18:47,084
You're just worth more.
1236
01:18:52,020 --> 01:18:53,860
Does this change anything?
1237
01:18:55,998 --> 01:18:56,995
No.
1238
01:18:58,694 --> 01:18:59,998
(SIGHS)
1239
01:19:07,571 --> 01:19:09,777
(SIGHS)
1240
01:19:11,843 --> 01:19:13,341
What are you thinking about?
1241
01:19:15,581 --> 01:19:17,948
I'm thinking that...
1242
01:19:18,050 --> 01:19:21,349
that you should go
to Iceland without me.
1243
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:24,858
-Why?
-(SIGHS)
1244
01:19:28,094 --> 01:19:30,690
I don't think that you and I
are a good match.
1245
01:19:30,792 --> 01:19:32,030
(SIGHS)
1246
01:19:33,327 --> 01:19:35,364
Is it because
I got the surgery?
1247
01:19:35,466 --> 01:19:38,599
No. Knowing that just makes me
feel like I actually know you.
1248
01:19:38,702 --> 01:19:39,873
Then what?
1249
01:19:42,370 --> 01:19:43,674
It's really hard
for me to feel like
1250
01:19:43,776 --> 01:19:45,606
this is not about the legs.
1251
01:19:45,708 --> 01:19:47,207
It's not.
1252
01:19:47,309 --> 01:19:49,080
When I realized
what you had done,
1253
01:19:49,182 --> 01:19:53,285
it made me feel exactly
how I felt about you before.
1254
01:19:53,387 --> 01:19:54,547
Which is what?
1255
01:19:56,557 --> 01:19:58,287
I'm not in love with you.
1256
01:20:01,058 --> 01:20:03,160
And you're not in love
with me.
1257
01:20:04,999 --> 01:20:08,902
And there's no amount of money
that can fix that.
1258
01:20:10,231 --> 01:20:12,169
But we're such a good match.
1259
01:20:13,841 --> 01:20:15,334
You're exactly
what I'm looking for...
1260
01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:17,204
and I know I can
make your life better.
1261
01:20:17,306 --> 01:20:20,778
Harry, you don't want
to marry me.
1262
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:22,144
You want to do
business with me,
1263
01:20:22,246 --> 01:20:23,946
just like I want to do
business with you.
1264
01:20:24,048 --> 01:20:25,383
But isn't marriage
a business deal?
1265
01:20:25,485 --> 01:20:26,920
Yes, it is.
1266
01:20:28,382 --> 01:20:30,957
But love has to be
on the table.
1267
01:20:47,301 --> 01:20:49,239
What if I'm not capable of it?
1268
01:20:50,575 --> 01:20:51,912
Of love?
1269
01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:55,949
It makes me feel
like an idiot.
1270
01:20:57,649 --> 01:20:58,853
Like I'm...
1271
01:21:00,116 --> 01:21:02,656
I'm just a clueless... child.
1272
01:21:02,758 --> 01:21:06,520
I feel so... dumb
thinking about it...
1273
01:21:07,923 --> 01:21:09,592
or wanting it.
1274
01:21:09,694 --> 01:21:10,997
I find it...
1275
01:21:11,993 --> 01:21:13,461
so difficult.
1276
01:21:22,843 --> 01:21:25,310
You won't,
when you love someone.
1277
01:21:25,412 --> 01:21:26,474
(SIGHS)
1278
01:21:27,844 --> 01:21:29,411
It'll be easy.
1279
01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:31,446
No math.
1280
01:21:43,227 --> 01:21:45,900
Should I hire you
for your services?
1281
01:21:46,997 --> 01:21:48,163
If you call the office,
1282
01:21:48,265 --> 01:21:50,465
they'll assign
someone great for you.
1283
01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:57,640
(INHALES, SIGHS)
1284
01:21:57,742 --> 01:21:59,177
So this is it?
1285
01:22:14,323 --> 01:22:16,227
You want to know
how many inches?
1286
01:22:17,365 --> 01:22:18,361
Yeah.
1287
01:22:19,333 --> 01:22:20,330
Six.
1288
01:22:22,032 --> 01:22:24,136
You were 5'6" before?
1289
01:22:40,449 --> 01:22:41,851
I wouldn't have had
the confidence
1290
01:22:41,953 --> 01:22:44,090
to hit on you at 5'6".
1291
01:22:48,190 --> 01:22:50,063
I'm sure you would have.
1292
01:22:52,568 --> 01:22:54,397
Am I still a unicorn?
1293
01:23:00,542 --> 01:23:01,976
You're perfect.
1294
01:23:05,108 --> 01:23:07,476
(DRIVER SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
1295
01:23:16,924 --> 01:23:18,723
-(WHIRRING)
-(DOORBELL RINGING)
1296
01:23:18,825 --> 01:23:20,119
JOHN: Where's my charger?
1297
01:23:20,221 --> 01:23:22,023
(CELL PHONE PLAYING)
1298
01:23:22,125 --> 01:23:23,761
Hey, is that my charger?
1299
01:23:23,863 --> 01:23:25,162
LOGAN: My charger broke.
1300
01:23:25,264 --> 01:23:28,201
So you just took mine?
I had an alarm set.
1301
01:23:28,303 --> 01:23:31,297
And answer the fucking door
for once in your fucking life!
1302
01:23:31,399 --> 01:23:33,667
-(DOORBELL RINGING)
-What?
1303
01:23:34,609 --> 01:23:36,340
Hi. It's Lucy.
1304
01:23:38,975 --> 01:23:40,175
I'm sorry.
1305
01:23:40,277 --> 01:23:41,779
No, no, that's okay.
I was just--
1306
01:23:41,881 --> 01:23:42,847
I'll come down there.
1307
01:23:42,950 --> 01:23:45,144
Just give me--
Just don't move.
1308
01:23:45,246 --> 01:23:47,417
(CELL PHONE PLAYING)
1309
01:23:50,053 --> 01:23:52,323
Hey, what the fuck?
1310
01:23:55,892 --> 01:23:57,097
Oh...
1311
01:23:59,065 --> 01:24:00,631
-(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
-Sh...
1312
01:24:00,733 --> 01:24:02,069
Goddamn it.
1313
01:24:02,703 --> 01:24:04,236
(WATER RUNNING)
1314
01:24:09,741 --> 01:24:10,737
Fuck.
1315
01:24:21,983 --> 01:24:23,189
Hi.
1316
01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:25,359
LUCY: Hi.
1317
01:24:25,461 --> 01:24:26,522
(JOHN SIGHS)
1318
01:24:28,323 --> 01:24:30,192
You have a girl up there?
1319
01:24:30,294 --> 01:24:33,331
What? No.
Why would you say that?
1320
01:24:33,433 --> 01:24:35,594
I don't know. You didn't want
me to come up. (LAUGHS)
1321
01:24:35,696 --> 01:24:40,206
Oh. Yeah, no,
there's no girl up there.
1322
01:24:42,406 --> 01:24:46,446
Sorry for showing up
without warning.
1323
01:24:46,548 --> 01:24:47,473
I tried calling.
1324
01:24:47,575 --> 01:24:51,250
Sorry. My phone
wasn't charged.
1325
01:24:53,417 --> 01:24:55,815
I'm meant to be
on a plane to Iceland.
1326
01:24:56,953 --> 01:24:58,158
Okay.
1327
01:25:00,490 --> 01:25:02,423
I sublet my apartment
for the week
1328
01:25:02,525 --> 01:25:05,261
that I'm supposed
to be in Iceland...
1329
01:25:05,363 --> 01:25:09,169
so I, uh, don't have
a place to stay.
1330
01:25:12,074 --> 01:25:13,302
Sorry, I don't know
what I'm doing here.
1331
01:25:13,404 --> 01:25:14,834
-It doesn't make any sense.
-No, no.
1332
01:25:14,936 --> 01:25:17,639
-I thought it made sense.
-Wait, wait. Don't go. Stay.
1333
01:25:20,209 --> 01:25:21,747
This was a bad idea.
1334
01:25:21,849 --> 01:25:23,645
No, it's not. It's just...
1335
01:25:24,412 --> 01:25:26,219
My apartment is not...
1336
01:25:28,283 --> 01:25:29,618
suitable for you.
1337
01:25:30,352 --> 01:25:32,058
It was suitable before.
1338
01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:35,489
Yeah, well, we're not
in our 20s anymore.
1339
01:25:35,591 --> 01:25:37,692
I know what
your apartment is like.
1340
01:25:38,759 --> 01:25:41,201
Trust me, it's worse
than you remember.
1341
01:25:48,876 --> 01:25:50,507
Want to drive upstate?
1342
01:25:52,141 --> 01:25:53,407
And go where?
1343
01:25:53,509 --> 01:25:55,240
I don't know.
Just drive around.
1344
01:25:55,342 --> 01:25:56,546
Stay at a hotel.
1345
01:25:58,317 --> 01:26:00,082
I just got the stipend
from my play,
1346
01:26:00,184 --> 01:26:02,849
so... I'm feeling rich.
1347
01:26:05,058 --> 01:26:07,359
(SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1348
01:26:34,056 --> 01:26:35,453
JOHN:
What are you thinking about?
1349
01:26:37,859 --> 01:26:39,853
You're the same as always.
1350
01:26:42,960 --> 01:26:44,091
Really?
1351
01:26:44,193 --> 01:26:45,397
LUCY: Mm-hmm.
1352
01:26:48,367 --> 01:26:50,569
I was hoping you'd say
I was different.
1353
01:26:50,672 --> 01:26:51,667
LUCY: Why?
1354
01:26:53,072 --> 01:26:54,305
Because if I'm different,
1355
01:26:54,407 --> 01:26:56,342
then I wouldn't be
the guy that lost you.
1356
01:27:02,013 --> 01:27:03,209
(CHUCKLES)
1357
01:27:03,311 --> 01:27:04,548
LUCY: What?
1358
01:27:06,185 --> 01:27:07,914
That's my catering company.
1359
01:27:13,291 --> 01:27:15,361
Do you think they'd get us in?
1360
01:27:36,718 --> 01:27:38,013
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
1361
01:27:38,115 --> 01:27:39,649
(ALL APPLAUDING)
1362
01:27:41,349 --> 01:27:42,553
(ALL CHEERING)
1363
01:27:43,485 --> 01:27:45,688
Oh, he loves her so much.
1364
01:27:47,321 --> 01:27:48,526
Yeah.
1365
01:27:50,991 --> 01:27:54,699
JOHN: And special delivery,
just for you.
1366
01:27:54,801 --> 01:27:55,928
A gift.
1367
01:27:56,030 --> 01:27:58,401
LUCY: A white glove service,
handled with care.
1368
01:27:58,503 --> 01:28:00,201
JOHN: If you could
just sign here.
1369
01:28:00,303 --> 01:28:01,603
LUCY: Initial here.
1370
01:28:01,706 --> 01:28:04,645
JOHN: Thank you very much
and have a good day.
1371
01:28:04,747 --> 01:28:06,475
(LUCY CHUCKLES)
1372
01:28:06,577 --> 01:28:09,742
One day,
for no reason in particular...
1373
01:28:09,844 --> 01:28:13,920
you two will start
to hate each other.
1374
01:28:14,022 --> 01:28:15,649
You'll resent each other...
1375
01:28:15,751 --> 01:28:18,286
you'll take each other
for granted...
1376
01:28:18,388 --> 01:28:20,787
You'll stop having sex...
1377
01:28:20,890 --> 01:28:25,825
somehow... manage
to make a couple of kids...
1378
01:28:25,927 --> 01:28:28,696
and then you'll get
sick of each other...
1379
01:28:28,798 --> 01:28:30,964
And one of you
will cheat on the other...
1380
01:28:32,402 --> 01:28:33,899
and then you'll fight.
1381
01:28:34,002 --> 01:28:37,344
At first, not in front
of the kids, but then...
1382
01:28:38,078 --> 01:28:39,907
in front of the kids...
1383
01:28:40,009 --> 01:28:43,515
and then you resent the kids
for seeing you fight...
1384
01:28:45,450 --> 01:28:47,013
and then
you file for divorce...
1385
01:28:48,022 --> 01:28:50,357
and you fight about...
1386
01:28:51,288 --> 01:28:53,258
who owns what and...
1387
01:28:53,360 --> 01:28:55,890
who gets the kids
when until it's...
1388
01:28:57,028 --> 01:28:58,096
all over.
1389
01:28:58,198 --> 01:28:59,927
(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
1390
01:29:01,896 --> 01:29:04,371
JOHN: Why does anybody
even get married?
1391
01:29:06,803 --> 01:29:08,870
LUCY: Because people tell them
they should.
1392
01:29:10,078 --> 01:29:11,807
And because they're lonely.
1393
01:29:15,578 --> 01:29:17,615
And because they're hopeful.
1394
01:29:19,917 --> 01:29:22,419
They want to do it differently than their parents.
1395
01:29:22,521 --> 01:29:25,051
(SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC
CONTINUING)
1396
01:29:42,344 --> 01:29:45,137
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(LIVELY CHATTER)
1397
01:30:31,686 --> 01:30:33,889
(BAND PLAYING THAT'S ALL)
1398
01:30:45,032 --> 01:30:48,304
WOMAN:
♪ I can only give you love ♪
1399
01:30:48,406 --> 01:30:50,444
♪ That lasts forever ♪
1400
01:30:52,339 --> 01:30:57,748
♪ And a promise to be near Each time you call ♪
1401
01:30:59,617 --> 01:31:03,617
♪ And the only heart I own ♪
1402
01:31:03,719 --> 01:31:06,860
♪ For you and you alone ♪
1403
01:31:06,962 --> 01:31:09,023
♪ That's all ♪
1404
01:31:10,328 --> 01:31:12,191
♪ That's all ♪
1405
01:31:13,567 --> 01:31:18,004
♪ I can only give you Country walks ♪
1406
01:31:18,106 --> 01:31:20,639
♪ In springtime ♪
1407
01:31:20,741 --> 01:31:25,941
♪ And a hand to hold When leaves begin to fall ♪
1408
01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:31,580
♪ And a love Whose burning light ♪
1409
01:31:31,682 --> 01:31:35,152
♪ Will warm the winter night ♪
1410
01:31:35,254 --> 01:31:37,722
♪ That's all ♪
1411
01:31:38,554 --> 01:31:41,022
♪ That's all ♪
1412
01:31:41,956 --> 01:31:45,559
♪ There are those, I am sure ♪
1413
01:31:45,661 --> 01:31:48,798
♪ That have told you ♪
1414
01:31:48,900 --> 01:31:54,673
♪ They would give you The world for a toy ♪
1415
01:31:56,006 --> 01:32:02,976
♪ All I have are these arms To enfold you ♪
1416
01:32:03,078 --> 01:32:08,280
♪ And a love time can Never destroy ♪
1417
01:32:10,122 --> 01:32:17,125
♪ If you're wondering what I'm asking in return, dear ♪
1418
01:32:17,227 --> 01:32:24,502
♪ You'll be glad to know that my demands are small ♪
1419
01:32:24,604 --> 01:32:28,306
♪ Say it's me That you'll adore ♪
1420
01:32:28,408 --> 01:32:31,945
♪ For now and ever more ♪
1421
01:32:32,047 --> 01:32:33,811
♪ That's all ♪
1422
01:32:35,446 --> 01:32:37,947
♪ That's all ♪
1423
01:32:38,813 --> 01:32:41,016
(THAT'S ALL CONTINUING)
1424
01:32:53,660 --> 01:32:54,898
(SIGHS)
1425
01:33:08,512 --> 01:33:09,946
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
1426
01:33:11,183 --> 01:33:12,212
John.
1427
01:33:13,350 --> 01:33:14,346
John!
1428
01:33:19,125 --> 01:33:20,660
(SIGHS)
1429
01:33:22,056 --> 01:33:24,290
-What is this?
-What is what?
1430
01:33:25,861 --> 01:33:27,601
Are we getting back together?
1431
01:33:31,638 --> 01:33:33,434
Lucy, are we
getting back together?
1432
01:33:33,536 --> 01:33:34,740
I don't know.
1433
01:33:39,279 --> 01:33:40,746
I really don't.
1434
01:33:41,510 --> 01:33:42,913
(SIGHS)
1435
01:33:44,147 --> 01:33:46,647
So you thought you'd just
show up at my door...
1436
01:33:46,749 --> 01:33:48,454
not have a boyfriend,
1437
01:33:48,556 --> 01:33:51,020
agree to get in my car,
kiss me...
1438
01:33:51,122 --> 01:33:53,393
fuck me while you try
to get over someone else...
1439
01:33:53,495 --> 01:33:56,894
and then leave me again?
Is that it?
1440
01:33:56,996 --> 01:33:59,530
-Do you think I'm worthless?
-No, I don't think that.
1441
01:33:59,632 --> 01:34:02,234
-Am I disposable?
-Of course not.
1442
01:34:02,336 --> 01:34:04,229
Do you feel bad for me?
1443
01:34:04,331 --> 01:34:07,102
Poor old John
can't figure his life out?
1444
01:34:08,136 --> 01:34:10,272
-Never.
-Then why are you using me?
1445
01:34:10,374 --> 01:34:11,370
I'm not.
1446
01:34:13,978 --> 01:34:16,210
I'm usually
desperate enough to let you.
1447
01:34:18,781 --> 01:34:20,247
I'm a beggar for you.
1448
01:34:26,921 --> 01:34:28,926
When I see your face...
1449
01:34:30,696 --> 01:34:33,597
I see wrinkles
and grey hair...
1450
01:34:33,699 --> 01:34:35,768
and children
that look like you.
1451
01:34:37,402 --> 01:34:38,672
I can't help it.
1452
01:34:41,438 --> 01:34:42,676
(SIGHS)
1453
01:34:47,678 --> 01:34:49,778
But as your friend...
1454
01:34:49,880 --> 01:34:51,550
I would tell you
it's a bad idea
1455
01:34:51,652 --> 01:34:54,154
to be with a 37-year-old
cater waiter
1456
01:34:54,256 --> 01:34:55,788
who still has roommates.
1457
01:34:57,620 --> 01:34:59,055
I would say...
1458
01:35:00,793 --> 01:35:02,088
you definitely shouldn't
marry a guy
1459
01:35:02,190 --> 01:35:04,891
that has $2,000
in his bank account...
1460
01:35:04,993 --> 01:35:07,629
in a city he can't afford...
1461
01:35:07,731 --> 01:35:09,898
who's only still there...
1462
01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:12,067
to keep trying to be
a theatre actor
1463
01:35:12,169 --> 01:35:15,775
because someone told him
he was good at it once.
1464
01:35:17,709 --> 01:35:19,405
So, where does that leave us?
1465
01:35:21,643 --> 01:35:23,447
Here.
1466
01:35:23,549 --> 01:35:25,345
At someone else's wedding.
1467
01:35:29,453 --> 01:35:30,449
(SCOFFS)
1468
01:35:33,125 --> 01:35:36,895
I can't give you the wedding
or the marriage you want.
1469
01:35:36,997 --> 01:35:39,799
I couldn't even give you
the relationship you wanted.
1470
01:35:42,434 --> 01:35:43,602
It's been years,
1471
01:35:43,704 --> 01:35:45,772
and I still can't afford
to be with you.
1472
01:35:50,377 --> 01:35:51,371
You're right...
1473
01:35:52,180 --> 01:35:53,175
You can't.
1474
01:35:55,782 --> 01:35:56,944
But just because
you can't afford it,
1475
01:35:57,046 --> 01:35:59,445
doesn't mean
it's worth having.
1476
01:36:00,486 --> 01:36:02,255
You don't want me.
1477
01:36:02,357 --> 01:36:04,720
Of course I want you.
1478
01:36:04,822 --> 01:36:06,891
Are you even listening to me?
1479
01:36:06,993 --> 01:36:11,123
John, you and I haven't been
together properly...
1480
01:36:11,225 --> 01:36:15,330
in so long
that you've forgotten.
1481
01:36:15,432 --> 01:36:18,838
You don't want to be with me
because I'm not a good person.
1482
01:36:20,803 --> 01:36:22,534
I'm judgmental...
1483
01:36:23,544 --> 01:36:26,406
and materialistic, and cold.
1484
01:36:28,244 --> 01:36:30,850
I broke up with you
because you're broke.
1485
01:36:31,882 --> 01:36:34,282
I've hurt you over and over.
1486
01:36:36,191 --> 01:36:37,652
You hate me.
1487
01:36:37,754 --> 01:36:39,422
I don't hate you.
1488
01:36:39,524 --> 01:36:40,958
LUCY: You do.
1489
01:36:41,060 --> 01:36:43,929
And you're right to hate me,
because I'm awful.
1490
01:36:45,332 --> 01:36:47,128
Even now...
1491
01:36:47,230 --> 01:36:50,999
I'm thinking:
If I choose to marry you...
1492
01:36:51,101 --> 01:36:52,498
I'm gonna be
sitting across from you
1493
01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:56,040
in cheap shitty restaurants
for the rest of my life.
1494
01:36:57,173 --> 01:36:59,073
I'll be riding
in your shitty car,
1495
01:36:59,175 --> 01:37:01,243
and living in your
shitty bedroom...
1496
01:37:02,947 --> 01:37:07,717
and fighting with you
about $25.
1497
01:37:07,819 --> 01:37:09,983
I'm weighing being with you...
1498
01:37:10,085 --> 01:37:12,925
against these shit tradeoffs.
1499
01:37:13,889 --> 01:37:15,389
I'm doing math.
1500
01:37:17,091 --> 01:37:18,892
This is what I'm like.
1501
01:37:18,994 --> 01:37:20,292
I know what you're like.
1502
01:37:20,394 --> 01:37:22,594
LUCY: Then how could you
still love me?
1503
01:37:26,570 --> 01:37:27,841
(SIGHS)
1504
01:37:35,046 --> 01:37:37,977
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
IN DISTANCE)
1505
01:37:38,079 --> 01:37:41,118
(PHONE VIBRATING FAINTLY)
1506
01:37:42,622 --> 01:37:44,858
(PHONE VIBRATING FAINTLY)
1507
01:37:46,425 --> 01:37:47,619
(SIGHS)
1508
01:37:49,958 --> 01:37:52,162
(PHONE VIBRATING)
1509
01:37:53,665 --> 01:37:55,129
-Sophie?
-Lucy.
1510
01:37:55,231 --> 01:37:56,402
I didn't know who else to call.
1511
01:37:56,504 --> 01:37:57,736
I haven't told anyone.
1512
01:37:57,838 --> 01:37:59,134
I don't have any friends in the city
1513
01:37:59,236 --> 01:38:00,839
and my lawyers aren't picking up and...
1514
01:38:00,942 --> 01:38:03,072
-What's going on?
-(DOORBELL BUZZING ON PHONE)
1515
01:38:03,174 --> 01:38:05,939
SOPHIE: Mark is outside my building.
1516
01:38:06,041 --> 01:38:07,639
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1517
01:38:07,741 --> 01:38:10,045
I called the cops but they said they won't come
1518
01:38:10,147 --> 01:38:11,376
unless he's trying to break in.
1519
01:38:11,478 --> 01:38:13,112
-And...
-(DOORBELL BUZZING ON PHONE)
1520
01:38:13,214 --> 01:38:14,819
he's not trying to break in,
1521
01:38:14,921 --> 01:38:16,381
he's just buzzing the doorbell.
1522
01:38:16,483 --> 01:38:18,218
That's still harassment,
they should--
1523
01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:21,387
He walked me home after the date.
1524
01:38:21,490 --> 01:38:24,960
Which I shouldn't have let him do, but...
1525
01:38:25,062 --> 01:38:27,296
I was scared and...
(EXHALES)
1526
01:38:28,329 --> 01:38:29,930
-It's my fault.
-JOHN: Lucy.
1527
01:38:30,032 --> 01:38:31,231
That's not your fault.
1528
01:38:31,333 --> 01:38:33,005
JOHN: Can we
finish talking, please?
1529
01:38:33,107 --> 01:38:34,199
SOPHIE: He says he just wants to talk about it,
1530
01:38:34,302 --> 01:38:35,400
but I'm not gonna let him in.
1531
01:38:35,502 --> 01:38:36,738
-No.
-(DOORBELL CONTINUES BUZZING)
1532
01:38:36,840 --> 01:38:38,403
Bolt your door.
1533
01:38:38,505 --> 01:38:40,712
I'm about an hour
outside of Manhattan,
1534
01:38:40,814 --> 01:38:42,311
but I'll try
to get there sooner.
1535
01:38:44,117 --> 01:38:45,078
SOPHIE: I'm worried someone's going to open
1536
01:38:45,180 --> 01:38:46,551
the building door for him.
1537
01:38:46,653 --> 01:38:48,615
LUCY: I'm almost there.
1538
01:38:48,717 --> 01:38:52,154
He has to leave. He can't stay outside all night, can he?
1539
01:38:52,257 --> 01:38:55,027
I want you to tell him
someone is on their way.
1540
01:39:01,161 --> 01:39:02,496
(DOORBELL BUZZES)
1541
01:39:03,932 --> 01:39:07,006
(DOOR BUZZES)
1542
01:39:14,042 --> 01:39:15,674
Sophie, it's Lucy.
1543
01:39:17,045 --> 01:39:18,311
SOPHIE: Is he gone?
1544
01:39:18,413 --> 01:39:22,017
Yes. No one was here
when we got here.
1545
01:39:22,119 --> 01:39:23,986
SOPHIE: Oh.
He must've run away
1546
01:39:24,088 --> 01:39:25,486
when I said
that you're coming.
1547
01:39:27,560 --> 01:39:28,962
Can I come in?
1548
01:39:31,425 --> 01:39:34,828
(DOOR LATCH CLICKS,
CREAKS OPEN)
1549
01:39:34,930 --> 01:39:37,003
-Hi.
-Hi.
1550
01:39:47,010 --> 01:39:49,013
How are you holding up?
1551
01:39:49,115 --> 01:39:52,851
Uh, not good.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY, SIGHS)
1552
01:39:52,953 --> 01:39:55,420
(EXHALES)
Mark sounded really angry.
1553
01:39:55,522 --> 01:39:56,990
(SHUDDERING)
1554
01:39:58,759 --> 01:40:01,159
Well, he's angry because...
1555
01:40:01,261 --> 01:40:04,492
he thought he was going
to get away with something...
1556
01:40:05,533 --> 01:40:06,527
but he won't...
1557
01:40:08,001 --> 01:40:10,168
because you're not
going to let him.
1558
01:40:11,131 --> 01:40:13,105
You are brave.
1559
01:40:17,445 --> 01:40:18,607
Can I hug you?
1560
01:40:18,709 --> 01:40:20,244
(SOBS)
1561
01:40:24,319 --> 01:40:25,579
(CRYING)
1562
01:40:29,984 --> 01:40:33,488
(CRYING)
1563
01:40:46,273 --> 01:40:48,738
You know what I've been
thinking about? (SNIFFLES)
1564
01:40:48,840 --> 01:40:50,043
(WHISPERING) What?
1565
01:40:51,109 --> 01:40:53,140
I really need
to get a boyfriend
1566
01:40:53,242 --> 01:40:54,472
so that I have someone to call
1567
01:40:54,574 --> 01:40:56,778
that's not
my fucking matchmaker.
1568
01:40:56,880 --> 01:40:59,382
(BOTH LAUGH)
1569
01:41:01,887 --> 01:41:03,520
I'm going to die alone.
1570
01:41:03,622 --> 01:41:05,291
(LAUGHS)
1571
01:41:05,393 --> 01:41:06,389
Sophie.
1572
01:41:08,992 --> 01:41:10,526
(SIGHS WEARILY)
1573
01:41:10,628 --> 01:41:14,331
I promise you, you're going to
marry the love of your life.
1574
01:41:16,300 --> 01:41:18,500
You don't expect me
to believe that.
1575
01:41:19,466 --> 01:41:21,338
You don't have to believe it.
1576
01:41:22,675 --> 01:41:24,143
I believe it.
1577
01:41:25,174 --> 01:41:26,640
SOPHIE: Let me guess.
1578
01:41:26,742 --> 01:41:29,412
Someone who checks a lot of
my boxes? (CHUCKLES DRYLY)
1579
01:41:30,279 --> 01:41:32,916
I'm not asking for a miracle.
1580
01:41:33,018 --> 01:41:35,154
I just want to love someone.
1581
01:41:36,520 --> 01:41:39,686
Someone who can't help but love me back.
1582
01:41:50,967 --> 01:41:51,931
She's asleep.
1583
01:41:52,033 --> 01:41:53,832
Good.
1584
01:41:55,102 --> 01:41:56,307
You okay?
1585
01:41:56,708 --> 01:41:57,737
Yeah.
1586
01:42:00,208 --> 01:42:02,142
You should go home.
1587
01:42:02,244 --> 01:42:03,376
I'll take you home first.
1588
01:42:03,478 --> 01:42:05,251
I'm gonna sleep
on her couch...
1589
01:42:05,353 --> 01:42:08,220
and help her get
a restraining order
when she wakes up.
1590
01:42:08,621 --> 01:42:09,848
Okay.
1591
01:42:12,825 --> 01:42:14,160
Thanks for the ride.
1592
01:42:15,090 --> 01:42:16,624
Yeah, of course.
1593
01:42:26,435 --> 01:42:28,438
You asked
how I could love you.
1594
01:42:33,207 --> 01:42:34,609
I just do.
1595
01:42:36,377 --> 01:42:37,876
It's the easiest thing.
1596
01:42:42,690 --> 01:42:44,289
I love you too.
1597
01:42:47,422 --> 01:42:49,162
(CHUCKLES) More than you know.
1598
01:42:52,795 --> 01:42:56,301
You're the only reason I know
I'm capable of love.
1599
01:43:01,402 --> 01:43:03,440
I've been doing some math.
1600
01:43:04,943 --> 01:43:06,608
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1601
01:43:08,082 --> 01:43:10,447
And I'm ready
to make you an offer.
1602
01:43:11,552 --> 01:43:12,548
Okay.
1603
01:43:13,919 --> 01:43:15,419
Here's the offer.
1604
01:43:19,259 --> 01:43:22,591
I love you now,
like I loved you before...
1605
01:43:24,428 --> 01:43:26,496
I'll love you
'til the day I die.
1606
01:43:28,935 --> 01:43:30,731
It's a lifetime guarantee.
1607
01:43:32,701 --> 01:43:35,103
And I won't forget it
the way I used to...
1608
01:43:35,205 --> 01:43:36,869
even when things are shit.
1609
01:43:39,176 --> 01:43:41,476
I'll make a calendar item
1610
01:43:41,578 --> 01:43:44,679
every day reminding myself
that I love you.
1611
01:43:45,952 --> 01:43:47,517
I'll be your certainty.
1612
01:43:52,452 --> 01:43:54,260
It's my final offer.
1613
01:43:55,622 --> 01:43:58,196
You can't negotiate because
1614
01:43:58,298 --> 01:44:00,365
I don't have anything else
to offer you.
1615
01:44:09,610 --> 01:44:10,606
Deal.
1616
01:44:12,045 --> 01:44:14,280
(SOFT ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1617
01:44:20,581 --> 01:44:22,120
Now I admit, I'm not confident
1618
01:44:22,222 --> 01:44:25,288
that I can make myself
less broke.
1619
01:44:25,390 --> 01:44:27,289
You don't need
to worry about that.
1620
01:44:27,391 --> 01:44:29,724
You know
I can take care of myself.
1621
01:44:30,995 --> 01:44:32,192
Yeah, I know.
1622
01:44:32,294 --> 01:44:33,497
It's not for you.
1623
01:44:34,229 --> 01:44:35,433
It's for me.
1624
01:44:36,131 --> 01:44:37,336
For us.
1625
01:44:38,565 --> 01:44:39,698
You make me brave enough
1626
01:44:39,800 --> 01:44:42,000
to admit that
I want to be happy.
1627
01:44:43,341 --> 01:44:45,377
And I want to be happy
with you.
1628
01:44:50,615 --> 01:44:53,951
And I'm gonna pick up
more catering shifts...
1629
01:44:54,053 --> 01:44:55,981
And ask for a raise...
1630
01:44:56,083 --> 01:45:00,291
I'll find a serving job
at an actual restaurant...
1631
01:45:00,393 --> 01:45:02,126
And I won't say no
to commercial auditions,
1632
01:45:02,228 --> 01:45:03,756
even though
they're annoying...
1633
01:45:03,859 --> 01:45:06,390
I'll make an actual effort
to find a manager.
1634
01:45:06,492 --> 01:45:08,598
(MUSIC SWELLS)
1635
01:45:24,548 --> 01:45:26,979
And I'm going to move out
of my apartment.
1636
01:45:27,788 --> 01:45:29,183
And sell my car.
1637
01:45:29,285 --> 01:45:30,686
Don't sell your car.
1638
01:45:31,592 --> 01:45:32,384
No?
1639
01:45:32,486 --> 01:45:34,327
No, let's just...
1640
01:45:35,492 --> 01:45:37,857
Let's just
drive around in it...
1641
01:45:37,959 --> 01:45:41,631
until it breaks down
and it won't move anymore.
1642
01:45:43,265 --> 01:45:44,832
(MUSIC SWELLS)
1643
01:46:00,953 --> 01:46:02,982
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1644
01:46:15,631 --> 01:46:16,827
LUCY: I've been dreaming about
1645
01:46:16,929 --> 01:46:19,471
the first people who got married.
1646
01:46:21,572 --> 01:46:25,310
Two cavepeople... fell in love...
1647
01:46:25,413 --> 01:46:27,941
in between the hunting and the gathering.
1648
01:46:30,148 --> 01:46:31,648
And in my dream...
1649
01:46:33,119 --> 01:46:34,981
I keep asking myself...
1650
01:46:36,885 --> 01:46:39,623
what made them perfect for each other?
1651
01:46:42,657 --> 01:46:45,090
Similar economic background?
1652
01:46:46,627 --> 01:46:48,467
Politically aligned?
1653
01:46:49,732 --> 01:46:52,702
Well-matched in their attractiveness?
1654
01:46:54,635 --> 01:46:56,541
Similar upbringing?
1655
01:47:00,946 --> 01:47:01,942
Or...
1656
01:47:03,050 --> 01:47:04,714
was it something else?
1657
01:47:08,716 --> 01:47:10,385
Something like you and me?
1658
01:47:10,487 --> 01:47:12,018
(ROMANTIC MUSIC CONTINUING)
1659
01:47:21,868 --> 01:47:22,728
Hey, man.
1660
01:47:22,830 --> 01:47:24,736
Can I get
two chicken over rice?
1661
01:47:24,839 --> 01:47:25,966
MAN: Yeah.
1662
01:47:37,216 --> 01:47:39,210
Thanks a lot. Keep that.
1663
01:47:53,563 --> 01:47:55,228
I'm sad you're leaving, Vi.
1664
01:47:55,330 --> 01:47:58,131
VIOLET: Me too. They really need me at the London office.
1665
01:47:58,233 --> 01:48:01,805
And I'm calling you first of all the Adore girls...
1666
01:48:01,907 --> 01:48:05,409
because the CEOs asked me who should be asked to step up
1667
01:48:05,511 --> 01:48:07,874
and be promoted... to New York head
1668
01:48:07,976 --> 01:48:10,982
and I said it absolutely has to be you.
1669
01:48:11,084 --> 01:48:12,584
-Me?
-Yes.
1670
01:48:12,686 --> 01:48:14,916
-You're getting a promotion.
-(LUCY CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1671
01:48:15,383 --> 01:48:16,351
(LAUGHS)
1672
01:48:16,453 --> 01:48:18,387
VIOLET: What's so funny?
1673
01:48:18,489 --> 01:48:20,852
Well, I was going to hand in
1674
01:48:20,954 --> 01:48:23,424
my resignation letter
tomorrow.
1675
01:48:23,526 --> 01:48:24,891
VIOLET: No, you weren't.
1676
01:48:24,993 --> 01:48:27,791
Yep. I have it printed out
and everything.
1677
01:48:27,893 --> 01:48:29,728
VIOLET: You can't quit.
1678
01:48:29,830 --> 01:48:31,702
What would you do instead?
1679
01:48:32,370 --> 01:48:34,435
I honestly don't know.
1680
01:48:34,537 --> 01:48:36,535
Maybe marry someone poor.
1681
01:48:36,637 --> 01:48:38,307
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1682
01:48:38,409 --> 01:48:39,408
VIOLET: I don't know
1683
01:48:39,510 --> 01:48:41,541
what you're talking about.
1684
01:48:41,643 --> 01:48:43,245
Just think about it.
1685
01:48:43,347 --> 01:48:44,280
You can negotiate
1686
01:48:44,382 --> 01:48:45,447
a crazy salary, too.
1687
01:48:45,549 --> 01:48:47,416
Ask for any amount you want,
1688
01:48:47,518 --> 01:48:49,351
and I'll support you. Okay?
1689
01:48:49,453 --> 01:48:51,356
Okay, I'll think about it.
1690
01:48:51,458 --> 01:48:53,590
Vi, I have to go.
My boyfriend's here.
1691
01:48:53,692 --> 01:48:54,921
VIOLET: Yeah, before you go, tell me:
1692
01:48:55,023 --> 01:48:57,662
How did Sophie L.'s date go last night?
1693
01:48:58,229 --> 01:48:59,565
She liked him.
1694
01:49:00,563 --> 01:49:01,963
VIOLET: Brian A., right?
1695
01:49:02,430 --> 01:49:03,635
Yeah.
1696
01:49:04,566 --> 01:49:08,073
5'8". 36. Dentist.
1697
01:49:08,175 --> 01:49:09,637
200 grand before taxes.
1698
01:49:09,739 --> 01:49:12,905
Just...
looking for a nice girl.
1699
01:49:13,007 --> 01:49:15,176
VIOLET: Sounds like a strong match.
1700
01:49:15,279 --> 01:49:16,443
(CHUCKLES)
1701
01:49:16,545 --> 01:49:18,249
He liked her too.
1702
01:49:18,351 --> 01:49:21,052
We are cautiously optimistic.
1703
01:49:21,154 --> 01:49:22,720
VIOLET: Good.
1704
01:49:22,822 --> 01:49:25,751
You should know Harry C. is going on his first date.
1705
01:49:25,854 --> 01:49:27,654
Rose made a very strong match.
1706
01:49:27,756 --> 01:49:31,425
Gemma N., 30, an art dealer.
1707
01:49:31,527 --> 01:49:32,860
Vi, I have to go.
1708
01:49:32,963 --> 01:49:35,867
VIOLET: Fine, but hear the offer first.
1709
01:49:35,969 --> 01:49:36,936
I will.
1710
01:49:37,038 --> 01:49:38,032
VIOLET: Call me.
1711
01:49:42,007 --> 01:49:43,269
Hi.
1712
01:49:43,371 --> 01:49:44,577
Hi.
1713
01:49:53,282 --> 01:49:56,347
How would you like to make
a very bad financial decision?
1714
01:50:00,327 --> 01:50:02,353
(ROMANTIC INDIE MUSIC PLAYING)
1715
01:50:22,742 --> 01:50:24,980
(LIVELY CHATTER)
1716
01:53:56,692 --> 01:53:57,726
(MUSIC FADES)
1717
01:53:57,829 --> 01:53:59,997
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT
ON PA)
1718
01:54:01,733 --> 01:54:03,935
(ROMANTIC FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)
1719
01:56:07,922 --> 01:56:09,126
(MUSIC FADES)
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