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Hello.

And I'm hungry, too.

These look so good.

Doggies don't get cookies, either.

Mmm.

Surprise!

You again.

In place of Millie, my little dilly. And I brought you some flowers.

Thank you.

Don't mind if I do.

Hey, Millie, how about having dinner with me tonight?

I have a date with Joe.

You know we're engaged.

You're a sucker, Millie. You know he's not true to you. He's a playboy.

I don't believe you.

Nevertheless, it's a fact.

You're too good for that, chiseler.

Serves you right for lying about my Joe.

Yeah, someday you'll catch that two -timer red -handed and you'll know I

lying. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Joey, darling. Sugar plum.

Baking a cake.

For you.

Did you bag anything?

Yes, sirree. I sure did.

A turkey.

Did you really kill it?

Sure did.

Now, no fibs, Joey. How many shots?

None. None?

Hit it with my car.

Hang on, Joey.

Stand back. I'll get it before it flies away.

The barrel must have been bent. What makes me so mad?

Never mind. You can take me out for a turkey dinner.

Well, uh... I forgot you're out of a job. We'll eat here.

Thanks.

Larry was here today.

Why, that two -timing chiseler.

That's funny.

You say he's a chiseler, but he says you're just a playboy. Are you?

No! That fuzzy top pork, you pine!

If I catch him, I'll break him!

Hey,

that's good.

Good morning, Mr. Lowry.

Take a letter, Miss Lapdell.

Yes, Mr. Lowry.

I'm ready.

To my Siamese representative, Mr. Rami.

Dear me, I...

Trying to steal my wife away from me, eh?

I'll tear you apart, you philandering porcupine. You keep away from my wife or

I'll tear this cucumber off and shove it down your throat.

Wait a minute. I never saw your wife. Oh, yeah?

I found this in my wife's purse.

Oh, that.

That's my Christmas ad. I give it to all my customers.

I never saw your wife.

I'm engaged to three beautiful girls. Ask my secretary.

Oh, well, I... I just... Take it easy with you, pal. Here, sit down and calm

yourself. Thanks very much.

Oh,

I'm sorry.

Wait a minute. Take it easy. How about a cigar?

I don't smoke.

Well, get something to calm yourself.

You want a drink?

I don't drink.

But I'll have a little birdseed if you don't mind.

It always calms my nerves.

Say, I used to be a private detective, and as a favor to you, I'll try to find

this chiseler who's trying to steal your bell.

Bell?

How did you know her name was Bell?

Wait, you know, all women are bells, like bell in a ball.

Oh, I'm sorry, pal.

I'm too impetuous and jealous, I guess.

That's all right.

I'll try to find this chiseler, and when I find him, I'll let you know. And when

you get your hands on him, give him this, and that, and this.

And this!

And this!

And this! And here!

Oh, thanks.

You're certainly a pal.

It's all right.

And when you find him, give him this, too.

What a narrow escape.

He suspects Bell and I.

I've got to find myself a foreguy before he gets wise.

My foreguy.

Hello. Yes, yes, I appreciate that. Thank you. Just the guy I'm looking for,

Joe. Just the guy I'm looking for.

Hey, what's the idea?

You big hunk of blubber, what do you think you're doing?

You told my girl Millie that I was a playboy. You're a fine friend.

Hey, I just got you a job with Plotnick. Isn't that being a friend?

Forgive me, Larry.

Forgive me for misjudging you.

I'm an ingrate.

I hate myself.

There, there. I got you a job selling men's custom -made underwear and

and Santa Claus suits.

I'll get you the card.

Oh, boy, a job.

Santa Claus suits.

Oh, boy, I want to be a... Look, look. You're all set. Here's your first

customer. My pal Moe's wife. There's the address.

Gee, gee, Larry, thanks. I'll never forget you for this.

I'm sure you won't. Hey, wait a minute.

Have a sandwich before you go.

Don't mind if I do.

Boy, I'm starved. I'll enjoy this.

I'll get this in, then I'll be finished.

Oh, be careful, Moe, dear. You might fall.

I hope.

Why, Belle, baby, the only one I'd ever fall for is you.

Mr. Tree, I got an appointment and I'm late.

Kiss me goodbye, darling.

I'll see you later. Oh, my hat.

regarding undergarments for your husband for Christmas.

Oh, yes, he phoned me. Won't you come in?

Thanks.

Nice place you have here.

Thank you.

Silly.

Also sell Santa Claus suits.

Now, here's the latest creation from Paris. A dilly.

My, they're rather cute. Would you mind modeling them for me?

I don't mind if I do.

All right, you may go in there.

But, Millie, it's true.

You go to that address like I told you, and you'll find out what a two -timer

Joe really is.

Is he there now?

Yeah. Get over there.

Okay.

Now to Cuomo.

This is your pal Larry.

You get over to the apartment right away and you'll find a guy that's breaking

up your home.

Yeah, right now. Go ahead.

Okay.

Any man would like this. You can wear it for a sun suit, underwear, or anywhere.

Where is he? Where is that faithless Joe?

Who? Don't act so innocent. You're not fooling me.

Well, just a moment.

I'm going to look for myself.

No use lying to me. Larry told me he was here with you.

That double -crossing skunk, Larry.

Do you know Larry?

Yes. I suppose I'm going to have to marry him after all.

Over my dead body.

Mine too.

We a snitch.

I'll get you. Get in there.

I'll get you.

That's what you get for trepidating.

I tell you, I don't know what you're talking about. He must have come back in

here. I'll fill him full of holes. Give me that gun. You shoot some. Turn me

loose, I tell you.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

You don't cross it.

Look what Santa Claus brought you.

This rat sent me here to sell underwear so you can catch me here.

He also phoned me and said that Joe was here with your wife. He phoned me, too.

Why, you... Stop,

don't hit him. Thanks.

Let me do it.

Good, good. Oh, doll face, you. Doll.

You skunk!

You... Philanderer? I can't say philanderer. You mixed me up. Where was

Skunk. Oh, yeah. You... Dirty baboon!

You see, I'm no playboy.

I think.