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Hello? Hello?

Hello?

Chicken's ready.

Gosh, fellas, listen to this.

Schnapps, famous circus horse, critically injured.

Owner fears horse will have to be destroyed.

Oh, isn't that awful?

So what? We got troubles of our own. Yeah.

Our sister Bertie refuses to eat, and you're worried about Schnapps. You're

right. But Bertie is unhappy here. After all, this is a tough place for her to

bring up her baby.

Ah, she's just stubborn.

She's not.

It's just hard for her to readjust herself. Remember, she's not like us.

died and was reincarnated.

Reincarnated or not.

She's still our little sister, and we've got to do everything possible to make

her happy.

Well, let's go in and talk to her. Right.

Ow!

Ooh, you backbiter, that hurts!

Shut up! Not so loud.

Not in the head, you know it's soft.

Make bigger circles.

Rock and roll my baby.

Sleep, I don't mean maybe You will grow real big, of course And be a great big

circus horse La, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la,

la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la Look,

Bertie, you gotta eat something, sis.

You're very kind, Brother dear, but I can't eat.

I've been living here for a week when I should be out trying to find my mate.

You know every child needs his father.

Well, come and eat something first.

Then after lunch, we'll figure out a way to find the kid's pappy.

All right, Bertie, now, come on. Come on, we've got to eat something.

Thanks a lot.

Come on.

Appetated?

Mmm.

Ah, Bertie.

You're glad you came in here now, huh? And happy. Sure.

How's the salad?

Mmm, I love this horseradish dressing.

Mmm, it's delicious.

Hey, what's the idea of spreading mashed potatoes on your bread? Why don't you

use butter? That's fattening.

Oh.

Oh, that hurts.

I'm sorry, Joe.

I'm sorry, Joe. I'm sorry, Joe. Can't you ever say anything like, I'm glad

Yeah, so I'm glad I'm sorry once.

That's better.

Here, Bertie.

Have a drumstick.

Thanks.

It's delicious.

Boy, you must like them. How about another one? Uh -huh.

Here's your rice tea. Thanks.

Larry, here's your iced tea.

And Bertie, here is yours.

Mmm, thank you.

Yummy, yummy.

Say, fellas, when are we going to find my mate?

As soon as we finish eating.

Say, incidentally, where would we find him and what's his name?

Everybody knows my mate. He's the famous circus horse, Schnapp.

Schnapps, he's your mate?

Yep, that's him. My baby's a blue blood.

Oh, my

baby is

hungry. I'd better take care of him.

Hey, fellas, we must let Bertie know about Snops.

Right, and we got to get to that circus before they destroy him. Joe, get rid of

the dishes. Right.

Boy, we're in an awful mess, and I don't know how we're going to get out of it.

There's got to be a way.

Now, that circus is at the fairgrounds at Winkleburg, and that's a long way

here, and we don't even own a car.

Hey, why don't we rent a wagon? After all, our sister is a horse.

Boy, that's really horse sense.

But we can't take the baby with us, so we'll have to get a babysitter.

Where are you going to get a babysitter?

There's a horse at Santa Anita who owes me a $5 favor, so I'll get her to sit

with the colt.

Now we're really getting someplace.

I think Bertie will go for that. Yeah.

Let's go tell her.

Hello.

Hey, what the fam here you doing up there?

What's the idea of throwing the dishes out the window? You told me to get rid

them, so I did.

So you did.

Come on.

Let's go see Bertie. Get going.

Not so fast, Piggy.

Eat slowly, dear.

Okay, Piggy, you had enough. Come on, Bertie, we gotta get going.

I'll take care of the baby, Joe.

Be careful, Mo.

Okay, honey child.

Now, come on.

Burp. Give.

Gesundheit. Oh, you're a dog.

Give it back.

Okay, honey.

Your time to go to sleep.

Stay here. Stay here. We're going to have baby sitter for you.

All right. Good night, honey child.

Hurry,

Bertie. Come on. Shake a leg, Bertie. Come on. Get going.

My feet are killing me. I wonder what's wrong.

You wonder. I wonder, too. Let's find out. What's the matter, Bertie?

Oh, I can't go another step.

My feet are killing me. I've got to have some new shoes. You know I've always

had fallen arches.

Poor Bertie. You know, she's been running around barefooted all day.

Yeah? Well, what are we going to do?

Well, we could... I got an idea.

Hike.

Hey, fellas, come back. I got a better idea.

Hike.

Watch out for that water puddle. A little water ain't going to hurt you.

Get out of there. What are you doing?

Find time to go swimming.

Will you please quit fooling around and get going?

What are you doing?

What happened?

What happened? What's the matter with you? You're nuts or something? Come on,

boys. Come on, we've got to get snuffed.

It's a deserted cabin.

All right, now relax now, party.

Boy, am I beat.

You know, it's a good thing we found this empty shack. Now we can rest a

I'm beat, too. I was never cut out to be a horse. But you eat like one.

Please build a fire and warm some water. Lots of it.

Sure, see what I can do.

Come on, give me a hand, Larry. Okay.

I got the wood. Where are we going to find an axe to chop it with? Use your

head. There's got to be an axe around here somewhere.

Hey, somebody left a gold nugget on the floor. Where?

You nearly wrecked my hat. Let me see.

Yeah, look.

Hey,

what's the idea?

Now it'll be just perfect to start the fire with.

Hey,

that's my hat.

Come on, stop that. You won't see that.

Hey,

see that?

Stooges, please stop that nonsense and have your lunch so we can get started

again. Okay, we've got to quit out horsing around.

Oh, poor schnapps. Please get well so we can continue our act.

Looks bad. I'm afraid they're going to have to shoot him.

Oh, no.

Here you are, Joe.

Oh, boy.

It's a good one.

How you doing, Bertie?

Fine now.

My poor tired feet. My insteps were killing me.

Oh, this sure feels good.

Boy, I sure love the caraway seeds in this rye bread.

Those are not caraway seeds. Those are rants.

Let's see what's on the air.

We now bring you five minutes of the latest news.

A sad note.

The famous circus horse, Schnapps, beloved by millions, has not improved

his recent accident.

Owners are expected to destroy him sometime today.

Schnapps! Schnapps, my darling mate! Let's get going before it's too late.

We've got to snag my Schnapps.

Boys, hurry up and get packed. We've got to get out of here right away.

They told me I got to give you the work.

Got to get that old pistol of mine.

Let's see. We're on that.

That's better.

Don't need that.

Where is that pistol?

There it is.

Now, let's see.

This thing ain't loaded, dagnabbit.

Must have been the last shot.

I've got some bullets here somewhere.

Come on. Get going.

You must help me. Yes.

Hey, Moe, you all right?

Yeah, that birdie's going crazy. Yeah.

Hurry up, fellas. We gotta get to Schnapps before they shoot him. Okay,

Can't sign it, no bullets.

I'll have to go buy me some.

the fairgrounds. There's a circus. Come on, Bertie.

Come on, Bertie. Come on, Bertie.

Get going, Bertie.

Get going, Bertie. Come on there, Bertie. Come on.

Joe, unhitch Bertie. Larry, you and I will try to find schnapps.

Oh, I'm so tired.

Now, where will we find schnapps?

That's my schnapps.

That's how I love Cole.

He's okay.

Yoo -hoo!

Okay, Bertie, you wait here. I'll go get schnapps.

Hurry, Joe.

Not just got to be in one of these stalls.

Not in here.

What are you birds doing?

Trying to steal a horse?

Scram, Larry, let's scram.

Come back here, you horse thieves!

So you're schnapps.

Come on. Boy, will Bertie be glad to see you.

Look at me.

Hey, look, he's in here. Hurry up.

We're trapped.

Where'd they disappear?

Hey, in the trunk.

Wait a minute.

What's this?

Hey, let's get in it.

What a break.

Oh, boy.

I can't see you, but I'll find you somewhere.

You can't get away from me.

Oh, that's not you.

I nab him.

Get away, God darn it.

Snaps, old fella.

The vet gave me something to put you to sleep before I shoot you.

Hold steady.

Here goes.

Now, hold it. Won't be long now.

Easy, Bert.

Nice. Come on, Larry,

let's cram.

What the dickens?

Oh, you had me fooled for a minute. Hey, fellas, I want you to meet Schnapps,

your brother -in -law. Schnapps, Moe, and Larry.

You happy now, Bertie?

And how.

Ecstatically happy.

Kiss me, Schnapps, darling.

Go ahead, kiss her.

You're so sweet.

Oh, I'm so happy I found you, Daddy.

I missed you so much, Mickey.

You're the most.