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What's she saying?

She says she wants breakfast.

Tell her we'll bring it up as soon as we shave and dress.

That's a dot.

Dot. Dash.

Hey,

cut it out, will you? Does my head look like a steam pipe?

No, a steam pipe hasn't got ears.

Besides, what are you beefing about?

All I did was hit you like this.

It was harder than that. Well, at the most, it was only like this.

It was much harder than that.

I'll show you.

See?

Take it easy, kids.

Hey, hey, hey.

Break it up, you guys.

We got to go to work. Mary's waiting for breakfast.

We got to shave.

And you guys are playing games.

Shut up.

talcum powder to a meal number eight.

Hey,

hurry

up with Mary's breakfast, you guys.

Oh, I gotta have a mixing bowl.

Let's see.

Ah, too small.

This'll do.

What stupid imbecilic fool put that... I did.

Oh, my dumb.

You lame -brained fried eggs marry like some scramble.

I ought to mash you like a potato.

Hey, Moe, where'd you get the sunglasses?

I bought them. Get out of here and get busy.

I'll take care of this.

Let me see now.

The coffee grinder, yes.

Scramble them.

You jughead.

Hey, what's the matter with you? This thing is haunted. Every time I lift the

legs, they jump back.

You're an imbecile. There's nothing wrong with it. I'll show you.

One, two, three, four.

Now get this table set. Go on.

Funny you stay up for him.

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Ow!

Ow! Oh! Oh! No, my finger! Where's my finger? Where's my finger?

Oh, there it is.

Oh, wise guy.

Remember,

no

tricks. Well, you see what we got for breakfast this morning.

cold hotcakes smothered in vinegar.

Come in.

How do you do?

I'm the new adjuster from the Calamity Insurance Company.

How do you do?

Oh, so you're the crook that's been holding out on this kid.

Everybody knows that you owe a door. Why don't you pay her? She's a cripple.

Come on now, start something. Poppy, that's what I ought to do. Boy, I'll

it to you good, boy.

Shoot one that way, you know.

Shoot one that way.

Whoa, boy.

What are you going to do about it?

You're getting smart, eh?

Oh, it's hot, eh?

Oh, a wise guy. So you meant it, eh?

Oh! Oh!

Oh, cut out this nonsense.

Now, never mind that insurance crook, Mary. We got a job. We'll earn enough

money for your operation and you'll walk again.

Yeah, we're working at the garden theater pasting up posters.

And we better get to work before we get...

The insurance companies are all alike. You don't tell me. Well, they're liable.

They're liable not to even say their... Don't get excited, miss.

Wait a minute.

There you are, Toots. Good as new.

Well, you eat it.

Come on, Mary.

Always causing trouble. Oh, shut up.

We better change our clothes. Yeah.

Oh, no!

Which one of you slammed that door shut? Not me.

Say, maybe a cyclone did it.

Yeah, maybe it just blew shut like this. Yeah.

Was it like that?

Yeah, it was exactly like...

yourself. Get dressed.

Say, did you guys slam that door?

Yeah. What about it?

Nothing. You can slam it anytime you like.

Come

in.

Hiya, boss.

Hey, boss.

Look at those headlines.

During daylight robbery, net spent is $50 ,000.

Huge. reward offered for capture of gunmen, police rounding up suspects.

Hey, boss, I'm scared. That big fat cop got a good look at us as we made our

getaway.

Relax, we're in show business. No one would suspect the great Sven Garlick and

his troop.

Right. And we're all set to knock off the Got Rocks Jewelry Company.

In 15 minutes, the Got Rocks Company closes for lunch. I'll do my hypnotic

in front of the theater to attract a crowd and occupy the cops while you boys

blow up the safe.

Now, this is the plan.

I hear bells.

Jingle bells?

Cow bells.

Let's try for jingle bells.

Still cow bells.

I'll fix that.

I hear them. I hear them. Jingle bells. Jingle bells.

Let's hurry and get these posters up.

Yeah, we're late now.

What's the matter with you? What's the matter with me?

What's going on?

Get busy or I'll pulverize you.

It's got to work. All I need is someone to hypnotize.

Hey.

Hey, wait a minute.

I got an idea.

You? Yeah.

Maybe we can get this Svengali to hypnotize Mary and make her walk.

Oh, that hypnotism stuff is a bunk. I'll bet I can hypnotize you and make you do

anything. For instance, look me in the eye.

Opus, opus, opus, opus.

in Sing Sing.

You are now in Boston.

I am now in Sing Sing.

You can't get this guy out of Sing Sing.

Good, that's just where he belongs. That's where he belongs, eh?

Say, you limp from limp.

Just put the doctor over. Come on, stop this nonsense and get away from me.

Cut it out.

I'm sick and tired of this nonsense, so cut it out.

I hope you numbskulls are convinced that this hypnotism is a fake. You're wrong,

my friend.

Me in the eye. Straight in the eye. In the eye.

In the eye.

Ladies and gentlemen, the great Sven Garlick will now demonstrate the most

amazing manifestation of hypnotism ever performed.

Watch that flagpole on the insurance building across the street.

You are still under my spell.

Alex, say something. The boys are up on the flagpole. The boys.

Hey, what's that crowd doing down there?

Let go of my legs. Let go of my legs. What do you think? I got wings.

If you don't let go, I'll hit you on top of the head with this flagpole.

I'm slipping.

Champole still.

I'll spit in my hands and get a new hole.

They tried to kill us. You captured them, and that's what counts. And the

for these bank robbers is a real handsome one, I'll tell you. Come along

Did you hear that?

Reward. Now Mary can have her operation. Let's go and tell her. Well, yeah.

We'll see if she's happy in here.

Oh!