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And my board of directors and I are convinced that somewhere on this earth

is still in existence persons of the primitive stone age. To verify our

will require the services of explorers who are indeed intrepid. That's us.

decrepit. Shut up, chipmunk.

This, as I was saying, is a job for real explorers. Well, we're your men, Mr.

Bopper. We've explored the South Pole. And the North Pole. And even the

Telegraph Pole.

Shut up, tadpole.

This map shows a portion of the earth that is almost unknown.

We believe you will find the cavemen somewhere in this area.

Excuse me, Mr. Barber. The board is waiting.

Pardon me, gentlemen. I'll be back shortly.

Well, now, let's see.

Oh, me see.

Let's study this map carefully.

Very carefully.

Now listen, fellas, this is quite a large territory. We're going to have to

square it up into sections.

Right.

We'll start from here. Down here we travel by boat.

And we'll base ourselves right here.

And from there we'll travel across the desert sand by pogo stick.

Boy, did you guys leave yourselves wide open.

I'm in the king's row.

Crown me.

With pleasure.

Why don't you stop clowning now?

Now, right here. Right here is the last known whereabouts of the dinosaur.

Go on. She's on television.

I always watch Dinosaur. You do, eh? Yeah. Why don't you stop clowning? Leave

alone. What's wrong with you today?

I don't know. My ear is stuffed up.

Wait a minute. I'll fix it.

Hey, your breeds came out. Oh, no, I forgot. I put that string in so the wind

won't blow the dust in my ear.

Oh, well, how does it feel now?

Still stopped up.

Just a minute.

How was that?

Pretty good.

What happened to you?

That's the dust off your brain.

What you need is a windshield wiper. What you'll need is an eye shave.

Oh! Oh!

I can't see!

I can't see! What's the matter? I got my eyes closed.

Go ahead. Get over there.

Gentlemen, you must start right away. We are prepared to spend $50 ,000 for the

project. And if you bring back photographic and documentary evidence,

pay you an additional $25 ,000. It's a deal. It's a deal. It's a deal.

What's wrong with this?

Oh, oh, it was an accident, Moe. I'll clean you up. I'll clean you up. Here,

me just hear it. That's all right, kid. Think nothing of it. I know it was an

accident. Say, I think you got a little ink on your tongue. Let me see. I have?

Yeah.

I should have never left home. Oh, boy.

Oh,

I'm sorry, Moe. I just... Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know what you guys... Hey.

What? I see something.

Give me those binoculars.

Yeah.

I see a dense forest.

The trees are as thin as hairs.

There's a big bat in the forest climbing amongst the trees.

He's as big as an elephant.

Boy, I hope he don't fly over here.

Boy, oh, boy.

What's the idea?

In case it rains.

Boy, oh, boy.

What a bat.

Why, you imbecile, I've been looking at the back of your head all the time, and

there's a fly on it.

I hope it's a fly.

Yeah, Chichi.

Well, get it off. Get me the gun. Hurry up.

Wait a minute. You want to kill him?

Mind your own business.

Go ahead, Moe. Yeah, mind your own business.

Oh! Oh, look!

A footprint.

And the toes point out like prehistoric man.

Quick, get a camera. We'll photograph it. Hurry up.

Right there.

We found it. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy, we're making history.

Yeah, we... Hey, Lunkhead.

You got the camera backwards.

Oh, I'm not away from here.

Oh, boy.

Aggie, Aggie. My angel.

Your face is so beautiful.

Your beautiful blue eyes.

My sweetheart.

My killikaloo bird.

You need a shave.

My darling.

I know you love me.

But you're too shy to say so.

But the petals on this gorgeous flower will prove it.

She loves me.

She loves me not.

She loves...

She loves me.

Oh, my darling.

I'll give you security.

The most beautiful cave in Mesopotamia.

What will you give me?

This.

What's the big idea?

Wake up and go to sleep.

Why, you pussy willow brain, you ruined a beautiful romance for me. Lay down.

to you, too.

Look what we got for breakfast.

Oh, boy.

A dogfish. I hope it ain't got fleas. Quiet.

Now, you get this ready for breakfast while Larry and I go take a dip.

Wait a minute. Did you take a bath?

What's the matter? Is there one missing?

you like that. The fire went out.

I'll fix that.

Ah, my trusty little rock lighter.

Don't fail me, baby.

There we are.

What do you know?

A fish for breakfast, a turtle for lunch.

Here, bring this in the house and give it a shampoo.

I'll look around and see what I can find for supper.

Oh, we're all set.

Let's go.

Great A.

Oh.

A wise guy, eh?

I'll get you.

Now listen, if you behave yourselves, I'll have you meet Aggie's two sisters.

Are they pretty?

I don't know. I never saw them.

Hey, there's Aggie and her two sisters.

Looks like I ain't going courting. Me too.

Me three.

Be still, my beating heart.

Onward.

I want you to be my cavemates, Larry and Champ.

Pleased to meet you. I'm Aggie.

I'm Maggie.

I'm Baggie.

You're telling me.

Look, they're stealing our women.

the cave, girls.

I'll protect those girls to the last drop of your blood.

Come on.

Oh,

man, the gun.

Ammunition. On the run.

No,

no. A little to the left. About a half inch. Okay. That's it. Fire.

What's the matter? Don't you know how to fire a gun? What's the matter with you?

Get some ammunition.

Hurry up.

Okay.

Okay.

You missed me.

Oh, boy.

What a shot. Look what I found.

to the cashier's office and have your check drawn.

Boy, oh boy, did we put one over.

Bopper will never suspect that we made that picture here in Hollywood. And with

these false beards on, he'd never dream we were the cavemen.