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Hi, Greeny. This is Big Mike. Look, I want you to bet ten grand on Gorilla

Watson for me on the big fight with Chopper Kane.

Yeah, but I can't get any odds on Chopper Kane, so spread ten Gs on

Watson for me like I told you and relax.

I own Chopper Kane and he'll lose. That's for positive.

I'm expecting the Chopper's handlers here any second now.

Yeah. Okay, so long.

Nice to see it.

Say, that smells good. You got an extra cigar?

Sure, fellas. Have a cigar.

Gee, thanks. You're too rich for your blood.

Sit down.

How you coming with the chopper's training?

Swell, Chief. He'll murder Gorilla Watson in two rounds. Yeah, he'll for

you him.

Let him along.

Watch what you're doing.

Fine, fine, fellas. Keep the chopper real sharp. I'm betting plenty.

Say, come on. Have a cigar, boy. No, thanks. My fingers are sore from the

one.

All right. Smoke out. Oh, boy.

You're swell, boss.

but we ain't got no sparring partner.

No, no, not me, fellas.

Besides, I bruise easy. Oh, don't be a baby. It's all in fun.

I hate fun.

What, are you surrounding me, fellas?

No, you gotta do it. Think of the dough.

I'd rather think of my health.

Here. Yeah, we're gonna put this on your head. Thanks. We don't want the chopper

to hurt his head.

Oh, wait.

Don't be a coward. You'll spar a little with the chopper and exchange some love

taps. Taps? Yeah, taps.

Get in there.

Go for fields. Get these gloves on.

Hey, that's Kitty.

Hiya, baby. You're just in time to see the chopper do his stuff.

Kitty, I want you to meet Chopper Kane, the next heavyweight champion.

Oh, I'm meeting a champion right now.

Why, you say the sweetest thing.

Oh, sugar, you're just about to see little old Chopper go into action.

Oh, I just love to see a good fight. Why don't you just stick around here? I'll

murder that guy for you.

Get the victim ready for the slaughter. Wait a minute, Chopper. Remember, left

hand. Get him ready.

This won't take long.

Get a load of that chopper. Lace that glove.

Yeah, our chopper's a bit of a wolf.

Yeah, if he moves around the ring like he moved in on Kitty, I figure we got a

new champion on our hands. Is it fixed?

He's fixed, all right. Right over here, baby.

What's the matter, kid? You nervous?

Just my left hand.

Ah, take it easy.

With a dame around the chopper box like a perfect gentleman.

Now, when I ring the bell, you come out fighting.

Any blood?

Ignore it.

Where are you going, fellas?

Look at that chopper go. Wow.

Bet this roll on the chopper to win by a knockout. Hurry up before they cut the

yards down.

Larry,

wait a minute.

Oh, he's gone.

I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. My hand slipped.

Laptaps. Laptaps.

Just watch this.

What's going on here?

They go chump with the left jab. They go chump with the right cross.

They go chump with the haymaker.

They go chump.

What's the matter with you, easy boy? All right, get him up. Up you go.

We just made a terrific bet on the chopper to win the fight. We bet every

we got. Yeah, and every dollar, too. That's too bad, because chopper has to

to the gorilla.

Yeah, the chopper has to lose.

No! Do as you're told or you'll wind up in cement colognes.

Oh, wait a minute, boss. Listen, now hold back.

Oh, oh, oh, boss, please take it easy.

I think I broke my eye poking fingers. Good, now you can't poke us in the eye.

Now, listen, we've got to decondition the chopper. Soften them up so we lose.

Yeah, it's better we lose our dough than our lives.

You imbecile.

Wait a minute.

I said we've got to decondition the chopper, so come on.

The chopper's getting right in the condition we want them. Here, have some

puffs. They'll build you up.

That's my favorite fruit.

We've got a lot of them.

But maybe, doll, if you eat too much of that stuff, you won't be in shape to

knock out Gorilla Watson.

Oh, honey, the way I feel now, I don't want to hurt nobody.

Honey, baby, after lunch, will you read me another poem about love?

My idea's working out swell. Look at him. He's so goofy, you could knock him

down with a handful of peanuts without the shells. Yeah, the way he's packing

in, the gorilla knock him stiff in the first round.

He's sure making a pig of himself.

Look who's talking.

Give me that cake.

I only had some coffee.

Let's go. I wonder what's keeping the chopper.

What does your watch say?

Listen,

he ought to be here by now. We've got to get him ready for the fight.

Don't worry about getting the chopper ready for the fight. Worry about

him out afterwards.

Let me at him. Where's that gorilla watching?

Chopper, chopper, chopper. What happened? What happened?

Me and Kitty had a big beef. That's what happened. She threw me over for that

big gorilla. Oh, I'll murder her. Now, now, now. Don't be hasty. Here, have a

cream puff. I don't want a cream puff.

like that guy busted a perfectly good cream puff you lame brain we're gonna be

rubbed out after the fight and you're worried about a cream puff why you

face when he finds out about this. Oh, you would, would you?

I certainly would. Why don't you mind your own business? How do you like a guy

butts in with... You

figured a nice way out for yourself by making the gorilla break his hand, but

you knocked me out of a chance to make 10 grand. Now listen, Chief. We can

explain. Shut up!

All right, boys.

Come and take him for a nice long ride.

I'll stay here.

I think the coast is clear.

Seen anything of those guys?

We'll get them.

Wonder which way they went.

You go that way and I'll go this way.

What's the matter with you?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Really, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Promise. I... Hey,

Malt, I just got one of them. He was standing right here where you are.

Was he a short, fat fella?

Yeah. Dark hair? Yeah.

Did you hit him with that? Yeah. That was me.

Let me in. I get lonesome out here.

Oh, so they're in there, huh? No. No, no. I was just talking to myself. Get

something to batter the door down.

Wait a minute.

No. No, I got a soft scope. Let me go, will you? Look out there. Let me go.

You're crushing my eyebrows.

Oh, let's go before they come to us. Come on.

Hey, he's losing weight.