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I will never let you go, my pretty sweet one, for your mind loved to

hold my joy and pride.

And I hope and trust I'll never ever meet one who will try to

take from my love and side.

We're going to be at your sides forever.

That's powerful. You know you all ain't got me right.

You're the flame within my heart that keeps a -burning.

Hold hands, everyone.

I'll answer to the call.

So don't stray. Now, repeat after me. With this ring, I do thee wed.

With this ring, I do thee wed.

With this ring, I do thee wed.

With this ring, I do thee wed.

Oh, with this ring. Oh, pardon me.

I now pronounce you man and wife.

Gosh, with the sheriff out of town, there's going to be trouble.

Yeah, while you were gone, the Noonan brothers forced their attentions on us.

They said if we married you, they'd shoot you on sight.

On sight? We'll leave town right now, then we'll be out of sight.

So, you turn tail and run instead of fight for us, you cowards.

Sheriff will be leaving town in a half hour. And the Noonan boys will be a

-gunning for you.

Say, I'll go over and order you some coffins. Oh, thanks.

Coffins? How do you like that? If we leave, we lose our wives. If we stay,

as good as dead in a half hour.

Dead in a half hour?

Say, we've got to have more time to think.

Wait, I'll fix that.

Listen, we're all nervous. Let's have a beer. Maybe it'll relax us. All right.

That'll give us time to think.

Oh, stubborn, eh?

Here's how.

I know how.

All the luck in the world.

Oh, I'm sorry about this.

Oh, with two, with two. I'm nervous. I've got to have a drink. Me too. Me

Oh, boy.

I can't drink this stuff straight here. You take it.

That's liquid dynamite.

What is that?

Come on, fellas, let's get out of town.

This town has sure decided it. I wonder why.

Because of the shooting.

Hey, look.

They're coming. I'm going.

Don't be a coward. Oh, well, I...

Drill them

on sight.

There's no door there. Well, I'll make a door on my own.

Stupid.

What do you think you're doing?

I'm taking my coat off so I can run faster.

Good idea.

Listen, if we're going to take our coats off, let's do it all together.

Ready? Go.

Move out of here.

Come here.

We'll sneak out to the street and watch them go by.

Then we can run for it. Right. But be very quiet.

Be very quiet.

Hey, watch the rear so we're not attacked.

must be behind us. Let's go that way. Come on.

I don't see them anyplace.

They must have got scared and run away.

If you think they're scared, I wish you'd tell my niece to quit shaking.

Well, if you're going to be a coward, okay.

As for me, I'm a staying and I'm a fighting.

Yes, sir, I'm a fighting to your last breath.

Right in the face here. Me too.

Oh, no, no, no.

Beneath this monumental stone lies 80 pounds of skin and bone.

Hey, Bo, look at your stone.

Mama loved Papa.

Papa loved women.

Mama caught Papa with two girls in swimming.

That's a hot one.

Larry, what's it say on yours?

Here lies a father of 28.

He might have had more, but now it's too late.

Why, you vomit.

We're sunk.

If I only had a slingshot.

Hey, Larry, come here.

Get over to the general's store and see if you can find some more ammunition.

Keep me covered. Go ahead.

Ready,

kid? Right, right, right.

Range across the street, elevation six feet, weight 180 pounds.

Weather clear, track fast.

They're off. Give.

Ah, good one.

I fixed you.

All right, ready. Aim. Now this time, right between the eyes.

All right, give it to him.

They're firing back at us.

I better get them now. It's our last bullet.

All right, blast them.

He's got nine lives.

Wait a minute, Newton.

We're out of ammunition.

Why don't you come out and fight the command with your bare fists?

Why, you.

I'll tear your lymph from lymph.

Wait a minute.

You take him first, killer. Why, certainly.

Hey, he's coming.

I'll chop him to little mincemeat. That's what I'll do to you, yes, sir.

You got your problem. I got your problem. Why?

Oh, no, you won't.

Didn't he, Dad?

You're the flame within my heart that keeps a -burning.

But when duty bound, I'll answer to the call.

So don't stray away because for you I'm yearning.

I'm just asking you to...

baby.