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Hello?
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Hello?
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Will you wake up, you snoring hyenas? I
can't hear a thing.
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Stop snoring.
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Hello?
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No wonder I can't hear a thing. There's
nobody on the line.
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Hey, it's a telegram from Bill.
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This explains why you didn't come home
last night.
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Got married last night, flying home
today.
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Sorry, must ask you to move.
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Order TV set delivered today.
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Payment for installing antenna.
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Repay you later. Regards, Bill.
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Say. Why can't we put up the television
antenna ourselves?
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And we save the money for the wedding
present. Wonderful. Let's clean up the
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joint. Now, rise and shine. Okay.
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Rise and shine, that's all.
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Oh, that's nice of him to send a
telegram. Yes.
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Why
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don't
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you watch where you're going?
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Relax. As soon as I eat this jelly
sandwich, I'll help you guys.
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I can't work on an empty stomach. Well,
I'm hungry and I have no... Oh, shut up
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and finish your job.
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Help me get it loose. The water must
have swelled his head. Oh, he always had
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swell head.
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Stop doing it for me. You're doing it to
me.
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Oh, my neck. You nitwit.
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Say,
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did you say you were hungry?
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Oh, I'm starved. How'd you like to have
my sandwich? Oh, I'd love it. You got
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it.
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Why?
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Get another bucket full of water and
finish up the mopping or you'll find out
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why and how.
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Yes?
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Go get some water.
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What a nitwit.
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I didn't saw a guy like that.
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I
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didn't
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know you would stand there, Mo. I
wouldn't have slammed the door.
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Oh, you slammed it? Yeah.
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That's all right, kid.
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Hey, is that a spot?
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Where?
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There. Now, go on. Get busy.
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I don't want any more trouble with you
either.
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Okay, okay.
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Get to work. I gotta make myself another
sandwich. I hope you choke.
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How do you
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like that? No more jelly.
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Guess I'll have to eat cheese.
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Gotta get some bread.
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I'll get some more water and be right
back.
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Oh, darn that door again.
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It too.
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Valuable antique. You muttonhead.
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Yummy, yummy.
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Stop squawking and get busy or I'll dust
your brain down again.
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That truck guy door again.
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I'll fix it.
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for the television set.
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You bring it right over? Thanks.
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Hey,
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Mo! Champ!
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Oh, we stole him.
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Two guys are never around when you want
them.
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Look at this boy.
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All right, we'll give you a hand.
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There you are.
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Ouch! Ouch, my finger.
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I nearly ruined the ring my girl won for
me in the Cracker Jack box.
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I'll take it off for safety.
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It's fine.
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But that won't stop me.
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Hey,
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we're short a couple of screws.
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Go in the kitchen and get some. Okay.
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Oh, I twisted my ankle.
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Hey, this is a control knob off the
television set.
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You stepped on it and bent it. Now get a
hammer and fix it.
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This thing is still loose.
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I got you.
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I lost a knob.
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I need a longer arm or a shorter wall.
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Shorter wall.
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Nothing's going to help you. Come on.
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I'll get you.
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Why?
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My beautiful Cracker Jack ring is in
here.
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Right in here.
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I've got it.
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No, you haven't, but you're going to get
it. Wait a minute, Moe. That thing
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costs a hundred bucks. So it does.
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Here's something for free.
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Burn the joint down.
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Listen, I'm telling you... Moe, I
dropped a knob in the wall and had to
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out. That's no excuse. That's how guys
start fires. Playing with matches and
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houses. Now, I'm telling you, one of
these days... Hey, I smell smoke. You
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in the back here?
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No.
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You idiot, you did set that joint on
fire.
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Go on, get some water. Hurry up.
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Hurry up. Hey, Moe, what's cooking?
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You're a goose if you don't shut up and
do something. All right.
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Come on. Get this thing out. Get
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out
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of my way when I'm fighting fire. Quit
blocking the water. Now I'll have to get
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some more.
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It's getting worse.
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Hey.
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Stay in the kitchen.
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Go get it. Hurry up. Wait a
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minute.
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Is that me?
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No, it's me.
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Well, go on and get that garden hose.
Okay. Go on.
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Hey!
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The fire's in there!
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Okay.
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That did it, Larry. That did it.
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Oh, no, it didn't. But this did!
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Oh, whoa, whoa!
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Wait a minute. Go shut the water off and
hook this on tight.
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while I put the television set back
together again.
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All right.
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No.
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No.
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What?
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Just for that, you don't go in there.
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and paint glass. Oh, there it is.
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Good as new.
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Hey, Mo, Mo, I got it. I found the knob.
Good work, kid.
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The Swiss cheese.
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Look what you did to the wall. How are
you going to explain that to Bill?
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Woodpeckers.
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That's a good one, ain't it? Yeah.
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Here's a better one.
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Yeah?
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What happens now?
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This. Now, go on. Get those boards up
there.
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I got to get that plug back so we can
plug the television set in.
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I'll have this television set together
in no time.
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Come on, Shemp, hurry up!
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Well,
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this cockeyed thing won't work here. I
better nail it to the roof.
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All right, golly.
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I'll move a rock now.
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I've fought down.
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Well, Rosebud, here we are, our little
love nest. Yes.
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In we go.
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But, Bill, darling, a bride never
crosses her threshold by herself.
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You're right, little dumpling.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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