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What a stubborn spot.

Give me a hand, will you?

I can't now. I've got to finish my pants.

Hey, fellas.

Listen to this letter.

Gentlemen. That ain't for us. We're not gentlemen.

Speak for yourself.

Gentlemen,

this is to inform you that unless overdue payments for tailoring equipment

made within 24 hours, we will repossess said equipment.

Balance now due $321 .86.

Skin and Flint Finance Corporation.

I, Fleasome, president.

They'll put us out of business. What'll we do?

You guys worry about that.

I'm too young to worry and get wrinkles on my pretty little face.

What we need is a little music to cheer us up.

News flashes.

Police are frantically scouring the town in search of Terry Slippery Fingered

Hargan. Hagen has robbed his 18th consecutive safe in nine days. A large

is offered for his capture.

Does your car have indigestion?

Does it burp in the morning?

Try no burpoline, the only gasoline containing bicarbonate of soda.

Hey, Moe, why don't we capture Hagen and collect the reward? Then we can pay our

bills.

Oh, it's as simple as all that.

Hagen is going to walk right in here and let you capture him.

You're nuts.

We're going to be paupers.

Paupers? Are you kidding? We're not even married.

Why don't you be quiet?

Oh, think.

I can't think when I'm hungry.

Oh, a funny man.

That's a matter with you.

What did I do?

Who wants lunch? I do.

Make me some, too, will you? Okay, coming up.

Got a rush order to get out? Get Mr. Grant's pants and hand press him. All

right, all right, but where are they? I pinned them up in the shade.

What'd you do with them? I didn't touch them.

Uh -oh.

Double -cross it.

Wise guy,

this time I'll close you.

I'm sorry, Moe. Oh, think nothing of it.

Oh, gee, thanks. You're welcome.

What's the idea?

I'm sorry you stepped into me.

Yes, sir. Don't worry about it. You've really come to the right place. You bet.

This is the store where your dollars have more sense.

Say, we've got the very sport coat you're looking for.

I don't want a coat. But listen, mister, we're going to give you a bargain.

Where did you ever get this mess?

I bought it here. Oh, what a beautiful masterpiece.

Now, just relax, mister.

There'll only be a second.

Here. Isn't it a beauty?

Genuine import. Smell the ocean. And it's 200 % wool.

200 %? Yeah, these sheep led a double life. Yes, sir. I

don't want a coat. I don't want a coat. I

don't want a coat!

Oh, he don't want a coat.

What he wants is a pair of our slick slacks.

Why don't you tell me the man wants slacks? Get him slacks. Go ahead.

I don't want any slacks. All right, look. Now, look, bud. In this store, the

customer's always right.

We want you to be happy. Yeah, take it easy. It won't be but a minute.

You don't have to buy anything you don't want.

Nothing. Just buy what we tell you. Here you are, brother.

Slick slacks. Try them all for size.

Oh, yes. Try them right on.

Gee,

officer, we... Quiet!

You birds realize you just let Terry Hargan, the bank robber, slip right

my hands? I ought to run you in. Please, officer. I got six wives and two kids.

Honest, officer.

There was nobody came in here.

Well, he's in the neighborhood.

Keep a sharp look out. I'll be back.

Right.

Hey, fellas.

What is it? Look what I found in the pocket of these pants.

L -R -L -R -L -R -L.

One, one, two. This is the combination to a safe.

T -H. I wonder what that means.

Teddy Hoosvelt?

You're wrong, quiz kid.

I got it. I got it. Who?

Thomas Hedison.

Why don't you dumbbell stop?

Thomas Hedison.

Teddy Hoosvelt.

Terry Hargan.

Terry Hargan, the bank bandit. He was here. These are his clothes. And this

combination. This must belong to a safe he's going to rob.

Hey, we better call the cop back. Now, don't be hasty.

Hargan might come back here after his clothes, and we nab him and collect the

reward ourselves.

That's what I said before. But you said to me... Ow!

Ow!

I ought to razor blade you. Wait a minute. Let me see that razor blade.

Certainly.

Well... No, no! Don't cut! Don't! Don't cut!

Look what you did. Now my hat won't fit me. Don't worry.

I'll get it back.

Oh, oh, never mind. I won't wear a hat.

Oh, go on, you guys. Get busy. Get on those pants. All right. You too.

Hiya, fellas.

Is my coat altered? Just finished. Oh, fine.

Try it on.

Wait a minute. Here, brush them off.

Lee's 31 inches. How's that? 31.

Who made that hat?

My mother.

I thought so.

There you are. You're all set.

Right. Well, see you on payday.

Right.

What's the idea of wrecking that man's coat? He had a loose baste. A loose

baste? You... Why, you... Moolah!

Hey, fellas, I just found 50 bucks in that coat. Maybe there's more in the

clothes. Let's search. Go ahead.

Hey, look, I found another 50.

Yeah, so you did.

Leave him alone.

Hiya, fellas.

My wife is just crazy about the way you fixed this coat.

She wants you to make me a pair of pants to match.

Oh, sure, sure.

We'll have them ready for you tomorrow.

Thanks. So long.

So long.

That guy's mother must have raised him on shredded wheat.

Come on, let's shred the pants.

Okay.

There we are. Now watch your stroke. Two to the beat.

There we go. One, two.

I'm glad he only wants one pair of pants with that belt.

Hey, I was thinking about Hogg and that bank bandit.

You know, it's just possible that he's still hiding somewhere in this store.

We've got to search every nook and cranny. I once had a granny who searched

every nook and cranny.

I did, too. You know what she found? What?

Porcupine, you search the front of the store thoroughly.

Aye, aye, Captain.

And, Mongoose, you and I are going to search the back room.

I'm not taking any more orders from you, you warthog. I don't blame you, kid.

Forget it, kid. Oh, thanks.

Pardon me.

Do your knuckles hurt? No.

They will.

What does that look like, a nail?

You grab him. I'll nail his feet to the ground. We'll send for the cops and

collect a reward.

Viva. Viva.

Watch you now or you will get away.

Hey, you stupid stooge. What's the idea?

You trying to shoo me like a horse?

Sorry, kid. We thought you were the bandit.

Don't worry, I'll get it out. Go ahead.

Wait, don't!

You're killing me!

Right,

please, right.

Gold buying.

Repair the pockets.

Gold buying, repair pockets.

Yes,

what can we do for you, sir?

We'd like to have our suits cleaned and pressed while we wait.

Yes, sir. That's what we'll do.

Uh -oh.

All right, bub.

Where that piece of paper was in my pants pocket?

You mean the one with the numbers on it? That's it, that's it. And the letters L

-R -L -R -L -R -L? Yes, yes. Where is it?

I never saw it.

Oh, a wise guy.

Okay, fellas, make him talk.

Get him. I'll take it easy.

When that guy was here, he went that -a -way.

Oh, I'll get him out.

Why?

Cut it out, will you?

All right, come across with that paper.

Oh, the paper? Yes, the paper.

Why don't you say so? There it is.

Hey, I haven't got it. Oh, still won't talk. Oh!

Hey, as soon as we collect a reward, we'll be all set.

I'm so happy.

I'm so happy.

Oh,

green stuff.

Nick, I'll take it. Thanks again, boys. Oh, thank you.

100,

200.

300, 400, 500, 50.

Oh, how did that get in here?