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up this wedding. Yeah.

Hey, fellas.

Oh,

I've ordered everything for the wedding. And I've got the marriage license too,

Daisy Wazy.

Here, you better hold it. I might forget it. Oh, good.

Oh, Popsie Wopsie, you promised me you'd have those nasty old sideburns shaved

off.

tickle your baby.

Okay, Daisy Wazy, I'll go right to the barbershop, and I'll also have my hair

dyed black so I'll look young and handsome.

Oh, wonderful.

I'm sorry I can't stay for lunch, but now don't you be late for the wedding.

We'll be back at three o 'clock sharp.

My little honey bunny.

My little bunny.

Hey, fellas.

We've got to stop that wedding.

Listen, the old man makes the bus.

Hey, how are we going to get in there?

Oh, I took care of that.

Oh, a screwdriver.

No, it's a sledgehammer. And I've got a cold chip.

Just stay there now.

Hold it steady. Let me get a bead on it.

Pardon me.

Hold that. Oh, thank you.

Give me that hammer. No, no, no.

What's the meaning of this? Get up out of there. What are you doing here?

Ma sent us up here to keep you from marrying that blonde.

Yeah. And I aim to do what I aim to, I aim. You termites.

Hey, Pa can still slap.

You bet. Now, you boys be nice, and I'll let you come to my wedding this

afternoon. Now, here's some money.

Go out and get yourself some nice clothes. Nothing doing. We're not going

you marry her. You can't bribe me.

Me too.

Me three.

Hey, you can't take that from him. Give it back.

You would.

Hey.

Now get out of here unless you want to dress like human beings and come to my

wedding. Okay, Pop, you win.

Well, that's better.

Now you can go in there and help yourself to my clothes.

Oh, thanks, Pop. You're great, Daddy.

I'm going down to the barbershop and have these whiskers taken off, and I'm

going to have my hair dyed.

Won't help you, Pop.

Don't you get fresh now, son, because you're in... I'll see you when I get

210, 211.

How did that get in there? That dollar bill don't belong there.

Break up this wedding.

Oh, boy.

I got a golf suit.

Oh, boy.

Hey.

Something smells awful.

What are you looking at me for?

Oh.

Oh, boy.

You hit the jackpot.

Yeah, those morts lay a lot of eggs, don't they?

This coat must be... I'm not in it with you.

I'm sorry, Moe. I'll turn around.

Don't tell me Pop wears clothes like these.

Why, you... Oh!

Oh! Wait a minute. I didn't mean it. I'm sure. Come on. Oh!

Come on. Get out of here.

Well, I guess the other pants are better.

Oh, Pa must have set in some vanilla ice cream.

I'll take care of that.

Cleaning fluid.

How convenient.

I'll fix that.

That's it.

Now... Oh, yeah?

How'd I look, kid?

Pretty good, that I say.

I think you got a thread hanging. Wait a minute, Moe. Well, get it off. I got

it. There.

I want to look pretty good, you know.

Boy, what a piece of material.

Must be imported. I smell the ocean.

Well, there it is.

Oh, yeah?

I'll have it in a minute, Moe.

Well, this... A monocle.

Well, I'll wear these anyway.

Like them best.

How are you coming?

There. Fine.

What happened? Wait a minute, Moe. Must be a mistake.

I'm sorry.

Why, you... Oh,

my little Jamie.

Oh, pants.

Hey, wait a minute.

Come on. Look out there. Give me these. Wait a minute there, Moe. I saw them

first. But they're my size. I know.

Don't you worry about that.

Let go of those pants.

No, I'm not. Let me have a pant. Yeah.

Let go of them.

Give me those.

Give me those.

No, you don't. King Solomon would give me each half.

So, I'm King Solomon.

Well, I got the marriage license, and the wedding's all set for 3 o 'clock.

Nice work, cutie. You know, me and Chopper decided to have the wedding up

in the penthouse.

Yeah, it wouldn't be very polite to give a guy the works in his own joint,

especially on his wedding day.

It's all right by me.

That a girl, and after it's all over, you and I go into Europe and spend the

guy's dough, huh, baby?

Come on, give a guy a chance. Don't hog the bearer.

with your sideburns shaved off and your hair dyed black.

You smell so sweet.

That's the girl Dad's gonna marry.

She thinks he's Bob.

Perfect. Come on.

I just came to get you. We decided to have the wedding at my brother's

penthouse. Well, we're ready. I'm his best man. This is his worst. Have you

the license?

Oh, let's see.

No, I'm not going.

start to ring. Ding, dong, ding.

Make yourself at home, Popsie. And boys.

Hey, she's very hospital, ain't she?

Yeah, but we better be very careful.

What's the matter with you? I'm nervous. I'm in a hurry all over. Well, a drink

will fix you up. Come on, Porcupine. We mix up a Enoch Frappini. Go ahead. Give

me a hand.

Hey, won't Ma be tickled when she finds out that they married Shemp instead of

Pa? Yeah, but won't Pa sizzle? She was supposed to be his wife, and now she's

going to be his daughter.

Wait a minute.

I think he made it a little too strong. Okay.

Check it out.

Indrubitably. Boy,

we sure missed it, didn't we? Yes, we sure did.

What's the matter with you? I'll knock your brains out.

Hello.

Put back those silver mugglets.

Oh, I ain't got no mugglets. Put them back.

Put them... You hide yourself.

We got to knock the old man off, but quick.

Sure. As soon as the mug marries Daisy, I'll polish him off.

We can't shoot him. That'll make too much noise. Sure, it'll make noise.

I got it.

As soon as they get married, I'll take the groom, dump him out of the window.

drops 14 stories, then it looks like an accident.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

I'm glad they made up their mind, because if... Wait a minute.

You think they mean me?

Well, they don't mean your uncle.

Whoa! Well, Popsie, are you ready for the big leap? Big leap, yes.

I won't get married today. I won't, I tell you. I won't. I, I, I, I. What are

waiting for?

Come on. Mo, Mo.

Mo. We are gathered here today to unite this couple.

I wonder what's keeping my daisy wazy.

Boy, will he be surprised to see how young I look.

Is Daisy there?

Yeah, but she can't get to the phone now. She's busy getting married to old

Howard. Thanks. I'll call later.

Married? She can't do that. I ain't there.

But I'll be there. I'm coming right over. That's what I'll do. Bye, golly.

How do you like that? Look at this snapdragon thing.

I'll fix her. I'll tell her a thing or two.

Why that?

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife till death do

part.

You know, we can't throw the old man out the

window while the justice of the peace is still here. What am I going to do?

I got it.

Let's stomp him down the elevator shaft.

Good boy. Now, I'll tell you what you do. You go in and tell him.

You can't marry without me, Daisy Wasey. Where... Oh, here it is here.

Reno Frappe. Made it up out of my own head. This drink will put sparks in your

hair. Oh, boy.

I had six of these one day.

It's a nice day, especially for the wedding upstairs here.

Oh, hiya, boys.

Hey, where have you been?

I'm looking for my daisy -wazy.

Oh, I see.

Well, your daisy -wazy's waiting for you downstairs.

Oh, I'd better go down there quickly.

You said it. No, no.

Whoa!

Where do you think you're going?

Upstairs.

you have there. Thanks.

Let's head him off in the elevator.

Help!

Hey, are we drunk?

I don't understand it. Me too. I was watching for the noise I'd plug in.

Oh!

What do you think, I'm a squirrel?

Oh, your ears are too short.

Come on, get up, will you? Get up higher. Higher, Jim. I can't. I'd run

pole.

They're all set up for us. Well, let's give it to all of them. Hurry it up.

on, get up. Don't push me.