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I tell you, Jim, we've got to do
something about this report.
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Three of our delegates smell a rat.
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We'll have to kick them out and get new
ones.
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If Edgar isn't elected president, we'll
never be able to make that oil grab.
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You're right, and we've got to get that
oil by hook or crook.
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What we need are three delegates who are
too dumb to think and who will do what
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we tell them. Now, where do we find such
guys?
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Come in.
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Sorry to disturb you, boss, but we've
got to clean the joint. It'll only take
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few minutes.
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That's all right, boys. You won't
disturb us. Thank you. Right?
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Oh, come on.
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That's the wall the boss wants clean.
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If they're half as dumb as they look, I
think we've found our men.
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Wash the wall and don't spare the water.
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Right.
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Get out of here.
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Get that squeegee and get busy, you
porcupine.
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Okay, okay, kid, relax.
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Nothing's going to happen. Where's the
sponge?
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Here it is.
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Oh, thanks.
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It's a big one, isn't it?
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Oh,
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no. Oh,
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no. Hey, what's the idea of sponging on
me? Why don't you mind your own
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business?
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Oh, oh.
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See that? Yeah.
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He broke it. He broke it.
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Hey,
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you've got a hangnail. You know a
hangnail, eh? Yeah.
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You didn't get it all. There's another
one.
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Bow! Bow!
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Bow! Bow!
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Bow! Bow! Bow!
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Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow!
Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow!
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Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow!
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Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow!
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Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow!
Bow! Bow!
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Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow!
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Bow! Bow!
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Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow!
Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow!
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Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow!
Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow!
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Bow! Bow!
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Bow! Bow!
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Bow
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You don't know.
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To coin a phrase, it's yours to pay and
you're stuck with it.
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Get it? To pay? Stuck with it?
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There, you idiot.
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Those stupid idiots.
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How dumb can guys be?
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Relax, Jim, relax.
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They're just what the doctor ordered.
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Hey, boys, come here. Hurry.
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How'd you boys like to make a lot of
easy money? You name it, we'll do it.
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We'd like you boys to be delegates at
the presidential convention.
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You're a cinch, boss.
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We know all about conventions.
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We've seen them on the television.
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Show them, boys, and peck it up like
you're at the convention.
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All right.
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We're at the convention. We're at the
convention. The hall is a bedlam. The
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people are milling about. It's
impossible to move.
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Everyone is shouting and talking
hysterically. You have to elbow your way
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through the crowd. We scream and holler
and above the din roar, our voices blast
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out. Vote for the one and only. That
fearless, that honest man of the people,
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the people, for the people and against
the people.
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So let's...
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shall we vote for? Vote for that Ham,
uh, Ham and Dagger.
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The place is in the bedroom.
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Trumpets are blasting.
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They're off and running around the far
turn.
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White Sox is out in front.
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Cardinals are running close by. The
Giants are coming up fast. He's coming
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again. Hey, hey, hey, hey. You're at the
wrong convention.
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Ham and Dagger wants your vote. Chow his
praises from your throat.
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You'll eat steak instead of stew.
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What's the delegate's name?
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Geronimo, from Rico Porto.
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How many votes?
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Two. Two? Yeah, two.
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You got your reason. Get out of here.
The convention is getting out of
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Will the sergeant -at -arms please clear
the aisle?
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Order! Order!
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Out of the estate and French fries.
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You're out of order. Get out of here.
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We're going to this convention like
soldiers.
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Fall in!
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Since I ever set the food up, I'm dying
for a cup of coffee. Me too.
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Call me some coffee too.
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Oh, my foot is killing me.
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Why don't be quiet?
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I was just thinking.
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It's a lucky thing we found out
Hamminger was a crook before we voted
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Yeah, and won't Wickburn when he finds
out we're not going to vote for his
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candidate?
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Say, boys, we'd better caucus.
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Not me. All day long we had a rump
session.
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And now you want me to caucus?
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I'm going to have my coffee. Go caucus
yourself.
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Uh -oh.
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Oh. Well, I'll fix that.
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I got a hot eye. I heard a hot feet, but
never a hot eye.
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I'll fix this, all right. I'll fix this.
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There we are.
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That's better.
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Hey, fellas, I finished my nomination
speech. Listen.
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Mr. Chairman, ladies and gentlemen,
fellow degenerates, delegates,
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in these sordid and morbid times when
our national economy is at stake, And
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steak is $3 a pound.
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There is a crying need for a man of
destiny to step forward.
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What our country needs is tax reform and
land reform.
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Instead, all we get is chloroform.
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Shall we continue to remain asleep?
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Little pieces of confetti out with the
scissors.
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Well, they're scissors.
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They don't use the scissors, you dope.
No?
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No, a razor blade.
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Oh.
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How much money did Stewart's manager
give you for your boat?
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Fifteen hundred dollars.
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Then we can buy a yacht.
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And go fishing.
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Yeah, you got worms?
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Yeah, but I'm going anyhow.
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Say, something smells strong around
here.
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Well, don't look at me. I changed my
socks yesterday.
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Congratulations.
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eat. I'm hungry.
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Me too. I can eat a horse. Don't look at
me. I said a horse, not a jackass.
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Come on, get busy.
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Okay.
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What are you screaming about?
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Go on, carve the turkey.
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I can't. This thing isn't cooked.
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How do you know?
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I jabbed it with a fork and it hadn't
helped.
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Stand aside, lame brain. I'll carve it.
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What are you trying to do, starve me?
Get over there.
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Why don't you quit playing? Carve that
turkey.
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I'm scared to touch it.
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Scared? You're crazy.
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Look at that beautiful breast.
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No wonder you can't carve it. It's
ticklish.
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Hey, maybe a little seasoning will
tenderize it. Pass me the black pepper.
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That ought to do it.
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Gesundheit.
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idea. I'll stuff the turkey with
crackers, let him soak up the gravy,
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eat the crackers.
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Smart boy.
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Let me fix that. You're losing it. Hey,
we better hurry, because if we don't get
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there in time, we'll miss the whole...
That's
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funny. I had a cracker in my hand, and
before I knew what happened, the... Quit
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stalling. How about those crackers?
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I can't do anything.
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This turkey keeps grabbing the crackers
out of my hand.
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You're crazy.
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Next thing you'll tell me, it's walking.
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Wait a minute, I'll kill it.
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I'm sorry, Moe.
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Why, you... Where'd he
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go? He went that -a -way.
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Invention.
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Show.
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Come on, we'd better hurry up. Yeah.
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Let's go.
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All right.
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Come on. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What
are you doing? What do you mean, what am
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I doing?
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And now to recap the voting.
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It is the 65th ballot and the score is
tied between Hammond Egger and Abel Lamb
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Stewart. There's some excitement on the
floor, ladies and gentlemen. Just a
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minute, please, until I check on it.
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Where are those?
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idiots. Why don't they cast their votes?
That'll put us over.
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The three delegates from the 8th, 9th,
and 10th District have just cast their
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votes. Oh, boy, that's us. We're in the
bag.
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A great upset. A great upset. The three
delegates who were committed to Edgar
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have switched their vote in favor of
Stewart.
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Stewart is the nominee for president.
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Those dirty double -crossing rats.
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Come on.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, we sure put that over.
Yes, sir. We're going to be set for
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life. Just say nothing of the...
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make you Secretary of Defense.
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Thanks. And you Secretary of the
Inferior. Thanks. And I'll be
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General. If you live long enough.
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That's a nice crack to make. I didn't
say anything.
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Me either. But I did.
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Why don't you mind your own business?
Then we'll all get...
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