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A couple of sleeping beauties, eh?
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Come on, wake up.
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Come on, you slugs, get up.
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Where's the girls? Where'd they go?
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I'll help you, termites.
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I was lucky to get this decorating job
from the landlady. She'd have tossed us
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out on a skulls if I hadn't talked her
into letting us pay our rent this way.
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Come on, get busy. All right, all right.
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Well, we'll have your apartment fixed up
in a jiffy, Mrs. Magruder. I hope so.
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These furnishings cost a pretty penny,
you know.
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I wouldn't want anything to happen to
them. No, we...
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Now, don't worry, Mrs. Magruder. Just
relax and it's all
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done. Will you be surprised? I hope so.
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Look at that rug.
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Why don't you watch what you're doing?
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Clean it up! All right, all right.
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Oh, it's belting somebody.
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Clean it up, clean it up.
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Sorry, Bo. I didn't mean it. It was an
accident.
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Oh, shut up. What's the matter with you?
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Take your tonsils out one of these days.
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Hey, imbecile.
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Move the radio.
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Oh, move it.
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Stupid, ain't he?
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Look who's talking. Get out of here.
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What'd he say?
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Get a bucket of water, we'll drown it.
Get a bucket of water, we'll drown it.
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All right.
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Wait a minute.
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See if I can get the eighth race.
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Get away from here, eighth race.
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I had a sure winner. 50 cent parlay
player.
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Get away.
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What's going on here?
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Oh, yeah?
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No wise dying, huh?
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Let's fix you. That'll kill you for a
while.
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Oh, no. You ain't gonna get me this
time.
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Oh, please
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forgive
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me. It was purely accidental, I assure
you.
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What do you know? It works.
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Yeah.
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before we did all that work.
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Shut up and finish packing.
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How come you give all the orders around
here?
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Because I got all the brains around
here. Any objections?
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Yes.
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Objections overruled.
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You finish packing? Just these few
things right here. That's the only one
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it on the right side. We need those in
there. Lock her up. All right.
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Wait a minute. You're getting no place.
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Let a guy do it that knows how. Spread
out.
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Now, when I bounce it shut, you guys
snap the lock. Right.
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ring the doorbell.
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It's from my Uncle Phineas. He's coming
to visit me.
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He says he can stay two weeks. Oh, he
can?
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Two whole weeks.
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But we're so broke we can't even feed
ourselves.
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Let him go sponge on somebody else.
Sure, let him stay at a hotel. He can
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it. He's got six million bucks. Sure,
why should we... Six million bucks? And
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he's your uncle? Yes.
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We can't let our... our Uncle Phineas
stay at a hotel.
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Certainly not. But you said... Never
mind what I said. Our Uncle Phineas
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right here. But, Mo, haven't you got any
family loyalty? Why shouldn't he stay
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here? Well, we were thrown out by the
landlady, weren't we? Remember?
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That's right.
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I wonder if Uncle Phineas would like to
sleep on a park bench.
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Wait a minute. Mrs. McGruder can't evict
us at a time like this. We'll talk to
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the old battle axe. We'll explain the
situation to her. Go on.
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Oh, no.
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We're scared of her.
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Scared? Of a woman?
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a thing or two or three?
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Where does she come off to with that
frog face?
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I'll tell her.
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Women? I tame them like Frank Buck tames
tigers.
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Sometimes I'm kind to them, sometimes
I... ...the whip and make them jump.
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Listen, when I give her that sweet
talking stuff, she'll probably wind up
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me the apartment rent -free. But, Moe,
you... Quiet!
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Charm, that's the ticket.
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Women swoon when they turn on the old
personality.
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in the romantic way down in here. Take
Mrs. Magruder. You take her. You got
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You were. You miserable creature.
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Now, wait a minute, Mrs. Magruder. Look,
Shemp's uncle's coming here.
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Worth six million bucks.
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A likely story.
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Phineas Bowman. Mrs. Magruder, you want
your back rent, don't you? Yeah, and if
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Uncle Phineas stays with Shemp, he'll
probably make him a sole heir.
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Phineas Bowman. His sole heir, Shemp.
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They mean Mrs. Dragon. What?
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Magruder, I think... That is a bat
-like. Yeah, I was right. What you
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for? You said deep down, deep down. Come
on, already.
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You go in and clean up the bedroom. We
want everything spick and span when
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Phineas gets here.
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Oh, why do I always have to clean up the
bedroom? You were about to say, we want
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everything spick and span when Uncle
Phineas gets here. Right, then get with
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Vino, at this point, follow Vanilla.
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You imbecile, don't you know how to open
a bottle?
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Now you go on, mix another cake while I
get cleaned up.
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Lucky for him that I was in the midst of
making a cake. I'd fix him.
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Upside down cake.
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Oh,
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Uncle Phineas.
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Come right in. I was just sweet... Wait
a minute. You're not Uncle Phineas?
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No, I'm not.
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I'm your new neighbor, Mrs. Duggan. I
just moved in down the hall.
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Oh, hello.
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I was wondering if I could borrow a cup
of sugar.
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Well, you know how it is when you move.
You always forget something.
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Oh, certainly, certainly. Follow me.
Just follow me. Come on.
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Right in here.
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Duggan, Duggan.
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I know that name from somewhere.
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Well, you must have heard of my husband,
Rocky Duggan.
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The big guy?
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That goes around tearing telephone books
in half? That's right. He's the
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strongest man in the world. Oh, you
think that's something?
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Fearless.
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Oh, oh, not so hard.
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Thank you. You're welcome.
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Oh, upset, Daisy.
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Upset, Daisy.
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Oh, now look what you've done. I'm
sorry, lady. I'm sorry.
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Oh, hey.
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What's going on? Oh, it was an accident,
Larry. I'll pay for the dress. Look, if
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my husband sees me like this, all you'll
pay for is hospital bills.
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Oh, that's all right. I got insurance.
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Oh, Mo, her husband tears telephone
books in half. And people, too.
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We better get her out of here.
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Fine goings on. Larry, get a rope. All
right. If you, any time you want to come
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in.
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I'll see if the coast is clear.
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Is he so high?
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Yes. And so wide? Yes. And has he got
whiskers? Yes.
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That's him.
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Hi, neighbors. I'm Rocky Duggan.
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Hi. I come down here looking for my
missus. Yes, I know. I mean, I know all
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about you. You're the strongest man in
the world. That's right.
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Want me to tear a telephone book for
you? No, thanks.
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Never can tell when we need it. They
call a doctor or something.
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Yeah. My missus said she was coming down
here to borrow a cup of sugar.
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I guess maybe she changed her mind.
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Yeah, yeah, she changed her mind. Well,
uh... I'll be seeing you, boys, be
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seeing you.
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If my husband found me in here like
this, there's no telling what he'd do.
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I beg your pardon, where is apartment
304?
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I'm looking for my nephew, Mr. Shemp
Howard. Well, 304, right this way, sir.
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just came from there.
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Oh.
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There you are, sir, right there.
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Happy to see you.
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How do you do? Meet Chromedome. How
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do you do, Mr. Chromedome?
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Oh, that's the luggage man. I'll get it.
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You homewreckers, I'm going to tear you
limp from all the... Take it easy. Take
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it easy.
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How did they fall?
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Leave him alone.
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Who said so?
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I do.
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Beat it, lady. No dame's going to tell
me what to do.
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Oh, Rocky, you dope. This whole thing
was a silly mistake.
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Mistakes?
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Look at the choppers.
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Look at my choppers.
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Where's your uncle?
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In there.
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No one's honest.
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Well, what?
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Shep's going to be rich. Yeah, his
uncle's in there. He's got six million
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And Shep is his sole heir.
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Nephew, this is wonderful.
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Wonderful!
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I want you to meet the future Mrs.
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Bowman. We were childhood sweethearts.
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She's the only woman I ever cared for.
Oh, pretty.
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There goes our six million bucks. There
goes our share.
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There goes our oil wells.
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There goes my...
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