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Hi, Shorty. Did you miss me?
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Come on.
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See,
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I'm tired.
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And I'm hungry, too.
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These look so good.
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Doggies don't get cookies, either.
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Surprise!
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You again.
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In person, Millie, my little dilly. And
I brought you some flowers.
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Thank you.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Hey, Millie, how about having dinner
with me tonight?
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I have a date with Shemp. You know we're
engaged.
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You're a sucker, Millie. You know he's
not true to you. He's a playboy.
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I don't believe you.
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Nevertheless, it's a fact.
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You're too good for that, chiseler.
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Serves you right for lying about my
sham.
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Yeah, someday you'll catch that two
-timer red -handed and you'll know I
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lying. Goodbye.
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Goodbye.
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Flowers for the fair.
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Oh, wherever did you get the money to
buy such a beautiful bouquet?
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Oh, thinking nothing of it. It was
practically, uh, steel.
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Uh, Champ Larry was just here again.
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Oh, if he don't stop annoying you, I'll
punch him in the nose. I'll black his
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eye. I'll give him a... Oh!
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Was that my guns?
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Sam, be a darling and put these over on
the table while I change my clothes.
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Certainly, my sweetheart.
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Okay, Shorty, I'll throw the ball for
you.
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Oh, I got you all wet, didn't I? Well,
I'll fix you up. Come up here, Shorty
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boy. Oh, don't you worry. We'll get you
dry.
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Oh, yes.
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Stay right there now, Shorty boy.
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Stay there, will you? Now, oh, this way.
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That a good boy. Now, shorty, I'll have
you dry in a minute.
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I'll have you dry in a minute, boy.
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That's the boy. Just, oh, hold it there,
boy. I'll have you gone in a minute.
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Oh, you're still wet, ain't you?
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Well, I'll fix you up. Come over here,
boy.
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Good morning, Miss Lapdale.
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Good morning, Mr. Lowry.
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Take a letter, Miss Lapdale.
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Yes, Mr. Lowry.
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I'm ready.
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To my Siamese representative, Mr. Rami.
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Dear me, I...
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Trying to steal my wife away from me,
eh?
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I'll tear you apart, you philandering
porcupine. You keep away from my wife or
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I'll tear this cucumber off and shove it
down your throat.
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Wait a minute. I never saw your wife.
Oh, yeah?
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I found this in my wife's purse.
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Oh, that. That's my Christmas ad. I give
it to all my customers.
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I never saw your wife.
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I'm engaged to three beautiful girls.
Ask my secretary.
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Oh, well, I... I just... Oh, take it
easy, will you, pal? Here, sit down,
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yourself. Thanks very much.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Wait a minute, take it easy. How about a
cigar?
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I don't smoke.
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Well, get something to calm yourself.
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You want a drink?
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I don't drink.
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But I'll have a little birdseed if you
don't mind.
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It always calms my nerves.
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Say, I used to be a private detective,
and as a favor to you, I'll try to find
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this chiseler who's trying to steal your
bell.
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Bell?
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How did you know her name was Bell?
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Wait, you know, all women are bells,
like Belle of the Ball.
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Oh, I'm sorry, pal.
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I'm too impetuous and jealous, I guess.
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That's all right.
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I'll try to find this chiseler, and when
I find him, I'll let you know. And when
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you get your hands on him, give him
this, and that, and this.
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And this! And this!
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And this! And here!
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Oh, thanks.
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You're certainly a pal.
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That's all right.
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And when you find him, give him this.
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When a narrow escape,
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he suspects Bell and I.
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I've got to find myself a foreguy before
he gets wise.
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My foreguy.
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I want you to stay away from Millie, you
fuzzy -top Casanova. She's my girl.
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Remember that.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Why, don't get excited, champ.
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I'm only playing up to Millie to get her
dad's business.
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And furthermore, I'm going to do you a
favor. I'm going to get you a job.
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Oh, thanks.
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Here, take this card to the perfect
underwear company. They need a salesman.
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Oh, this will make my Christmas dandy.
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Oh, that's all right. Anything for a
pal.
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Oh, I forgot to feed Cedric.
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What do you got in there?
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Why, that's Cedric, the only trained
lamb in the world. Watch this.
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A clam? Yeah.
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Cedric, how many days in a week?
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Marvelous. You ain't seen nothing yet.
Come here.
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Cedric, what do we do if we don't like
somebody?
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Let me try that.
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Go ahead.
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Now, Cedric, what do we do when we don't
like somebody?
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Listen to you. I'll get you in a chowder
one day and look out. Believe me.
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Here's that last bulb.
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Now get this in, then I'll be finished.
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Oh, be careful, Moe, dear. You might
fall.
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I hope.
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Why, Belle, baby.
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The only one I'd ever fall for is you.
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finish the tree. I got an appointment
and I'm late.
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Kiss me goodbye, darling.
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Larry Fine sent me in regard to some
undergarments. Oh, yes, he phoned me.
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you come in? Oh, thank you, thank you.
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You have a lovely plate here.
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Thank you.
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Now, here's the latest creation from Gay
Paris.
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Why, they're rather cute. Would you mind
modeling them for me? Anything to make
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a dishonest dollar. All right, you may
go in there.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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Thank you.
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Oh,
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excuse me.
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But, Billy, it's true. You go to that
address like I told you, and you'll find
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out what a two -time chef really is.
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Is he there now?
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Sure, he's there with her right now.
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Atta girl.
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Goodbye.
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Oh, now to call Belle's husband.
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But a lone prefix.
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Hello, Moe.
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Well, I found him.
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Well, here it is.
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Oh, pardon.
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Well, where is he? Where's that faceless
ship? Who?
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Don't act so innocent. You're not
fooling me.
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Well, just a moment.
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I'm going to look for myself.
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No use lying to me. Larry told me he was
here with you.
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That double -crossing skunk.
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Do you know Larry?
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Yes. And I suppose I'm going to have to
marry him after all. Over my dead body.
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Mine too.
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the kitchen and
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That's what you get for tripping me.
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I tell you, I don't know what you're
talking about. He must have come back in
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here. I'll fill him full of holes. Give
me that gun. You shoot some. Turn me
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loose, I tell you.
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Gotcha, boyfriend.
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I shot him right in the...
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