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Boy, good old hotcakes.
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Love them.
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Hey, why don't you eat your hotcakes
before they get cold?
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I got to work on my radio slogan
contest.
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If I win, I get 10 ,000 bucks.
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You've been working on that thing for
weeks. You'll never win.
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I got it.
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How's this for a slogan?
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White boat pudding, what a treat. Even
good for tired feet.
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Beautiful. I just
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love ketchup on my
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hot cake.
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Oh, that's delicious.
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But for me, I like the good old
-fashioned syrup. It's a little bit
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What did you say?
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That's what I thought you said.
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What's the matter with him? His jaws are
stuck.
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Wait a
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minute, wait a minute.
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Hold it. Maybe it's something he ate.
Yeah, it's those hotcakes of yours.
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My hotcakes?
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You're crazy.
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Well, I admit the hotcakes ain't so
good, but the syrup's delicious.
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That's not syrup. That's glue.
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always melts glue.
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Wait a minute. I know what I'm doing. I
just know.
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There.
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See, it worked.
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What are you trying to do, boil me? You
think I'm a lobster?
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Oh, wait a minute. Oh, God, you're
right.
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I fooled him.
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Well, you certainly did.
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Pardon me.
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Yes? Go away from here.
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Hey,
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Jeff, bring me something to clean my
mouth.
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Oh, this will clean anything.
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Open your mouth. This will fix it.
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I've got to finish this thing here.
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Shimpy.
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Whatty. Like to play games? Oh, I love
to play games. Close your eyes and open
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your mouth.
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to Mr. Shemp Howard, please.
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My name is Shemp Howard. Mr. Howard,
this is a mystery motor jackpot program.
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If you can guess the name of our mystery
auto from the sound of its motor, you
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will win the $50 ,000 jackpot.
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Listen now to the mystery motor.
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Oh, that cheap gasoline.
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I just won the $50 ,000 jackpot. Oh,
boy.
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I won a contest at last, which makes up
for all of the past.
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Hot dog. Now we can live like gentlemen.
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Gentlemen?
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Boy, what a swell dump.
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You know, this reminds me of that
penthouse we were thrown out of once.
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Look at this room. Fancy and clean. I'd
feel like a king if I just had a queen.
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Quiet.
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bottles of champagne.
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A dozen.
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Dozen.
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Spell it.
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Make it 12 instead.
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Gentlemen, the furnishings in this room
are of great value. Now, for instance,
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this genuine Ming vase is valued at $5
,000.
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Ming. Oh, no wonder it costs so much for
a Ming coat.
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Over here.
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Now, this beautiful bed goes back to
Henry VIII. That's nothing. We had a bed
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that went back to Sears Roebuck XII.
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Always kidding.
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Gentlemen, if I can be of further
service, please call me personally.
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Thank you, Mr.
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Personally.
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You cement head.
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Why, that's an insult with me. In my
country, that's an insult.
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On guard. I got it.
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A rowboat.
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A rowboat? You're crazy. That's a horse
trough. A horse trough? Rowboat? In a
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hotel? You imbeciles, that's a bathtub.
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Come on, take a bath. Wait a minute. It
ain't spring yet.
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Oh, yes, it is. See the grass?
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Where? You're crazy. That's a bath mat.
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Oh, gee.
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Oh, help!
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I can't see anything.
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It's dark in here.
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You get less air up there.
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How can I get up there?
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Where's the ladder?
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Oh.
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How I love this pretty bed.
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Now I'll rest my weary head.
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Good night.
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Henry VIII off my neck.
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Come on, now, get out of here. I'll
murder you for this.
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Oh.
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What are you trying to do, break my
neck? Your neck? Look at my hat. It is
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broke. So it is.
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Oh, I can fix that.
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Pay for it. That's what I'll do with
you. Come here.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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a good baby, Darwin.
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Ghost.
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Ghost.
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I just found out that the three
bachelors that won the $50 ,000 jackpot
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are right next door to us. $50 ,000?
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Baby, how we could use some of that.
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And we will get it, too.
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Darwin, you go next door and you get
lost. We will come and find you.
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Go on, Darwin. Go.
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So is your head.
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I'll sharpen this one up. Believe me,
I'll sharpen it up.
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I'll get this one to start off in a
minute.
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I
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guess
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I sharpened this one a little too much.
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You've had enough. Give me that butt.
Let go.
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Give me that. Let go.
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Boy, oh, boy.
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I got him. I got him. I'm seeing things.
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Moe, Moe.
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Moe, I got him. I got him. I'm seeing
gorillas.
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Well, don't look at me when you say
that.
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You know, one of these days I'm... Hey,
look, those pants are
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moving. The joint's haunted. Maybe it's
his.
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Hey, fellas.
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What's going on? Your pants are walking
and you ain't in them.
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You've been drinking again, eh? That's
impossible.
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Whoever heard of pants walking when
nobody's in them?
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I'll show you.
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My pants bit me.
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We better kill that.
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Wait a minute.
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That's that $5 ,000 gadget.
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Oh, you want to annihilate you?
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Here, I'll get it. Wait a minute.
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Let a guy that knows how to do it kill
that thing.
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Why don't you give me a softer board?
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Get out of here.
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And you, why don't you move that vase
over further? Well, I'll tell you about
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that. Now, listen, you. Hey, fellas, you
were right. There was a big animal all
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covered in fur. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
know. That bath went to your head.
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Come on, get your pants.
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Come in.
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Come in.
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Come in.
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Gentlemen, this registered letter just
arrived, and I thought it might be
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important. Thank you. Oh, it must be our
prize money.
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Excuse me, I'm wearing my short eyeball.
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What's the matter? Something wrong?
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These figures stagger me.
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So will my bill.
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Hey, fellas, trouble on hand. Hey,
fellas, get up. Hey, fellas. Oh, hey,
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get up.
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Something tells me we'd better beat it.
Go on, get dressed. Come on, you.
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There's something peculiar about those
men in there.
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Don't let them get out. I'm going down
to make up a bill they'll never forget.
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All right, boss.
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Hey, we got to get out of here. They'll
throw us in jail if they find out we're
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broke.
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What did you do?
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I just dotted his eye.
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What do you mean you dotted his eye?
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Well, like this.
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We'll see about this.
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And remember, girls, we must have them
proposed to us right away. Okay, now
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pretty.
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That's a darn detective. He won't go
away.
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He won't, eh? Well, we'll fix him. Man
the champagne buckets.
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Give!
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Well, look, we're terribly sorry. We
thought it was somebody else.
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Oh, that's all right. How about coming
in and having some champagne, girls?
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Thank you. We will come back as soon as
we put on some dry clothes.
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All right.
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Let's get the police.
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This time we'll get that manager for
sure.
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Keep!
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You fools!
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You stupid idiots!
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Please, wait a minute. It was all a
mistake. Forgive us. Here, let's kiss
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make up.
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Uncle, you live.
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Ready? We're waiting.
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Boy, are we in trouble. I'll get you out
of this trouble. I'll win another
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contest. Roses are red. Violets are
blue.
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You crush a skull, I'll break them in
two.
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