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Here you are, sir.

Oh, darling, thank you so much for helping me out.

Pardon me.

Well, Meadows, I see you've taken care of the cakes and pies.

Yes, ma 'am, but I can't understand why we are so overloaded with them.

Will you see, Meadows? I'm entertaining the Restaurant Owners Association.

If they like my pastries, my bakery business will increase.

A very clever idea, Mrs. Castor.

Come along with me and bring the cart, Meadows.

Yes.

They're having a party.

They wouldn't hire us to exterminate pests even if they had them.

Oh, me too. These cats weigh a ton.

Oh.

Look at the blisters.

All day we've been going from house to house to drum up business, and all we

was one measly little $10 job.

But we caught a lot of moths and ants that we can sell to a medical lab, and

the mice we caught we can sell to a furrier that make fur coats.

I got it.

Moths, mice, and ants.

We put them all over the house, then I'll have to hire us to exterminate

Genius. Hey.

Why didn't you think of that?

Why didn't you think of it?

Larry, you take charge of the ground floor. Champ and I will climb that

and take care of the upstairs. Come on.

Now get busy and don't make any noise.

I'll be as quiet as a mice.

Moths. That must be the closet.

Go to work on it.

Hey, Moe, I loaded the bathroom with grasshoppers and put two frogs in the

bathtub.

Oh, these shoes are driving me crazy.

Oh, this is too bad.

Oh, I can't stand it, Cece.

Hey, somebody's coming.

What's the matter with you? My hand is... Get going, kid.

Get my hand out of there. All right. Get on to the bed, quick.

Phoebe, get me my black satin shoes. My feet are killing me. Oui, madame. That's

what I...

with moths.

Moths? How awful. Hurry, put my shoes on. I must tell Meadows.

Hurry, Fifi.

Oui, madame.

Personal pee -pee. Come on.

Why don't you watch what you're doing? Why don't you do what you're watching?

Come on, let's get out of here.

I didn't mean it. What happened?

What do you think this is, a pinwheel?

No.

Let's go.

Menos, we're overrun with ants, mice, and moths upstairs.

And downstairs, too, madam.

Pardon me.

You couldn't use some good exterminators, could you?

We exterminate mice, ants, moths. Oh, heaven must have sent you. The house is

full of them.

Meadows, dress them in clothes like our guests so they can work in the living

room unobserved. And gentlemen, they must not know what you are doing.

You're a cinch, lady. We don't know what we're doing ourselves.

Always clowning.

This way, gentlemen.

Kiss me.

I'm pointing. Come on. The market's been very bad for the last two or three

days.

Boy, oh, boy.

You know, I think this time we really ought to get rid of those mice, and I

the sure way to do it.

Boy, what a beautiful place.

Someday I'm going to own a joint like this myself.

Hey, try this cheese.

Oh, thanks. My favorite fruit.

You see spots in front of your eyes?

Nah. I used to see triangles.

I knew it. I should have put more rat poison in there. No, you've got to stuff

it right... Why, you... Ow!

Hey!

The glassware.

And I want you to get rid of the drinks. And tell the shepherd I want that

special dressing.

Seen any mice?

No, I haven't. And I want... Get those cats out of here quickly!

Mousy, Mousy, Swiss cheese.

Shem, get rid of those cats before somebody sees them. In here, quick.

Hello. Mr. Philander.

Look, there's Tom.

Come, Mousy, Mousy.

Shem, hold still. Don't move.

I saved your life.

A mouse attacked you, and I got him with this. Right like that. Oh, wait a

minute. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.

one of you put those cats in the piano? He did.

Stupid

idiot.

Go on in there and get the rest of those cats. Go on.

Do some punch?

Certainly, and see what the boys in the back room will have.

Boy, she's very hospitable.

Certainly. Sister, pass me a piece of... Very

good you are. Come on, come on. Go, let go. Go, let go.

Builder.

Naughty, naughty.

You forgot these.

We're in the same racket, bud.

Why, you stupid stooge, you want to get us thrown out of here before we get our

money? Why, you... Why,

you... One of these days, I'll chew your head off. Oh, a barking dog never

bites.

Go on, get away from here.

Oh,

poppy seed cake.

Poppy seeds are walking.

Dear young man, do tell me about yourself.

Well, you see, it... Well, that is... You'll pardon me. If you don't tell me

about this metamorphosis, I shall always feel that I've missed something.

Lady, if you don't leave right now, you're not going to miss anything.

Young man, what's wrong?

You act as though the sword of Damocles is hanging over your head.

Lady, you must be psychic. I wonder what's wrong with that young man.

You fat -brained imbecile, are you trying to ruin us too?

You know, you're a little bit too bossy.

I'm too bossy, huh?

Wise guy.