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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Hold it. Hold it!

Hold it when I tell you.

I was carried away.

Well, pay attention or you will be carried away.

Hey, red shoes.

Yeah?

These girls have their rondelles mixed up with their pirouettes, and they got

the fortissimos tangled up with the allegretos. Yeah, I know, but what's

with their dancing?

Nothing on the feet.

Okay, go ahead, show them.

What are they paying you for?

Hit it, egghead.

What's the matter?

I'm dancing from a trombone part.

Put back the music.

Miss Lucille.

We'll have to do a lot more.

Oh, how do you do, Mr. Baines? Glad to see you. Likewise, Mr. Baines. Hiya,

boss.

Man, B .O. Pictures is in trouble.

No. You'll have to help me out.

Glad to, boss.

Tell them, laughing rock. Yes, sir.

Gentlemen, about six months ago, Mr.

Baines had a brilliant idea.

He decided to make a picture in the South Pacific.

He bought a South Sea island.

Can't you just see it?

Moonlight on the warm sea.

Waving palms.

Natives dancing their native dances.

Wonderful. Great.

But the natives on our island don't know how to dance. No. Never heard of it.

Gentlemen, you'll have to go to Rarabonga to teach those natives to

You leave immediately for the South Seas. B .O. Pictures is depending on

boys. I don't want you to fall down on the job.

Right, boss.

Spiders, insects, yeah.

How much hotter can it get?

Moe, are you sure this is the way to the village? That's what the boss said.

Yeah, he said something else, too.

All the natives around here are headhunters.

What do you mean, I?

I want to keep my head. I've had it ever since I was a little kid.

Me, too.

Now, get this straight.

There's probably no natives for miles around. And if there were, they're

probably as tame as kittens.

What's all this kiddie stuff here? Cut it out.

Hey, hey, hopper singer.

This is no time for singing.

How do you like this stool, people?

I'm only a dancer.

We were looking for butterflies.

Bow down to the king.

Now, just a minute, fella.

Hey, that's no way to treat visitors.

Yeah, where's your southern hospitality?

Gentlemen,

you'll be made very comfortable here.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am Varanu, witch doctor of this tribe.

What's cooking, Doc?

Shut up. Don't give many ideas.

Mo, what do you know? The Doc talks English almost as good as me.

So do you.

How are you, old lad? Fine and dandy. Hey, what?

Ah, shut up.

You were saying?

You will eat the finest foods, drink the choicest wines, and be served by the

fairest maiden.

Oh, boy, we hit the jackpot. Just a minute.

What's all this going to cost us? Let me worry about that. Show these gentlemen

to their hut.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Doc. Thank you.

Guard them well. If you fail, your head will hang in my collection.

How do you like that? Four arms.

Say, that'd come in mighty handy in case of mosquitoes.

You could slap with one hand, scratch with another, and play gin and rum with

the other two. Or you could scratch with one and slap with two. I think I'll

slap with two.

Cut it out, will you? Good day, gentlemen.

I trust you're quite comfortable.

Everything's okay.

Doc, this is such a nice, quiet place. What do you fellas do for excitement

around here? Oh, we have our hobbies in your country. Men collect paintings,

rare coins, and postage stamps. I collect heads.

Oh, I'd get a big kick seeing you paste heads in an album, Doc.

No, we don't do that, no. No, we hang.

Look at the size of them. They were once as large as your own. You know, we have

the most ingenious method of shrinking heads. We remove the skulls, fill them

with hot sand and smoke them to preserve and shrink them.

Very interesting.

Where do you get these heads? My warriors find them in the jungle.

Oh, sort of finders keepers.

Yeah, tails you win, heads they lose.

Very good, very good.

Well, I'll see you gentlemen later.

Oh, Doc.

Yes? I notice there's vacancies on that shelf there. Whose noggins are you

planning on putting in there?

Yours. Oh, that should be very... Oh, I don't want to be in his collection.

Hanging all day like a smoked goose liver.

I'd have a terrible headache.

Well, we've got to figure a way out of this thing. Well...

Oh, the duck was right. Yes.

Sit you down. Fruit, sit right down, ladies. Five o 'clock tea.

Why don't you smile?

Oh, I just got some bad news about my head. And to think, I only got a haircut

this morning, too.

Pretty. Very pretty.

Your skin shines like a lovely pearl.

This one's prettier.

Such beautiful hair.

Poo. Any man can have hair on his head.

This one has lovely skin. I like a man with hair on his head.

What's that on your neck?

Say,

you're the king's daughter.

Yeah, what'd you chase the other girls out for? That one babe almost fell for

me. Yeah, so did mine.

She wanted your head for her collection.

So did Kawana. Nah, she said I had lovely skin.

Shh. I've come to help you. Well, it's about time somebody did. The witch

is a bad man.

You can say that again.

The witch doctor is a bad man.

He wants to marry me. My father has consented. Oh.

But I don't want to marry Virunu. I want to marry Koala.

Then why don't you run away with this Coca -Cola guy?

Elope, scram, vamoose, beat it.

No.

Barulu holds him prisoner. He plans to cut off his head tomorrow when he cuts

off yours.

You help me and I'll help you. Yes.

You save Koala. I will show you how.

Yes, yes.

The walls are thin.

Cut your way out.

When it's dark, come to my hut.

Yes, yes, yes.

Larry? You stand guard over there. Champ, you over there. Find yourself a

weapon. Okay.

I don't suppose anybody followed us. What do we do now?

Well, we... What's that you got there?

A rock with a ring in it.

See?

Oh, it's broke.

Get rid of that hand grenade before you lose your hand.

Get rid of it! Get rid of it!

Hey, that stuff will come in handy later.

Where'd you get it?

In the box in front of that thing with all the arms around it, you know.

Say, I bet the natives think they're magic, so they give them to old forearms

take care of.

You know, for an imbecile, you've got some brains.

Thanks, Ellie. Shall we?

Not now.

Come on, come on. All right.

Hey, there's the girls' hut now.

Yeah, they got guards in the front.

So we'll go around the back.

All right. Come on, Embiid.

The wind is aboard. What do we do now?

Oh, that's a scent.

I said go on.

Don't ever do that. Shhh.

Guards are outside.

Yeah, I know, but don't ever... My

dear, all this excitement

isn't good for you.

You look... Frightened. I am frightened.

The strangers have escaped, haven't they?

Yes, but we'll catch them.

Their heads will still hang in my collection. I should say our collection,

dear, because you see, when you and I are married, what is mine is yours. What

is yours will be mine. There will be much wealth.

I will rule this island with a strong hand.

Wealth? Oh, Varunu, enough for pearls and cloth for five new dresses?

Ten new dresses?

A machine that talks and makes music?

A phonograph? Yes. I'll get you anything. Anything you want.

Cloth or ten new dresses.

Twenty. Ha!

Fifty. Fifty dresses.

A hundred dresses.

You're acting very strangely, my dear.

I feel very strange.

Are you sure you're all right?

I've never felt this way before.

But you must be careful, my dear. You must not overexert yourself. I can't

I wonder what... There's no...

The thought of all these things makes me so happy, I can't help bouncing for

joy. Guard!

Guard!

Come on, let's get out of here.

You, get him! You, outside! Get the others!

Wait a minute. I'm a dazed and destructive fellow. Honest, I didn't do

Go on, take them over to the village.

Hurry up.

I'll get the box. You keep a sharp lookout outside.

And if you see anybody, don't forget to whistle. Right.

Nothing. Get that box.

What's the matter? Are you weak or something?

No, get the box. Wait a minute. Take off your hat. Why?

Lady. Oh, pardon me, ma 'am.

What do I do now?

Well, you just... Now I'm surrounded.

All right,

wise guy, what happens now?

We hide out till daylight, then we use this stuff, see?

Come on.

Pardon me, madam.

You see that point?

No, but I feel it.

Now, take it easy, boys.

What's the matter, kid? You nervous?

Just a pinky look.

Now I'm nervous all over more.

It'll all be over very soon, my dear.

You, the beautiful one.

Oh, let go, will you?

Wait a minute.

Now, just a minute, Doc.

You going to do the chopping yourself?

Certainly. What do you mean?

Why, with those skinny arms, you couldn't chop your way through a paper

I am the best axe man on the island.

Baloney. You'll probably wind up cutting this handsome specimen right through

there. And the laugh will be on you.

Yeah.

Well, you impertinent swine.

Oh, flattery will get you nowhere.

Now, before you do any chopping on my pal here, you've got to show me.

Here. I'll bet you can't chop your way through this little flimsy box.

Ha!

Watch me. I will.

like a little dynamite to change the guy's attitude, eh? Come on, Beetlepuss,

fetch me something to eat.

Beat it.

Beat it!

How do you say beat it in your native tongue?

Oongow.

Oongow, and make it snappy. Go on, oongow.

Go on.

My father wants to know, where did Barulu go?

Well, you tell him something unexpected came up, so he went to pieces.

All right, all right, all right. You got plenty of time for that. We got to get

this first lesson over.

Music, maestro.